What of the Kingsguard?

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So back to HOTD I guess

Hey Dunk.
My wife and I really did your vibe.
Want to come over to my tent and continue the Fossoway bloodline with her?

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the black dragon rises

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Wake up Apples!

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guys Hotd fixed blackfyre

>>218192797
>al sweargengen
kek I forgot about him

>>218192792
>use code APPLESEEDS to get 10% off your next creampie in my wife

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Some men will say I never meant to finish the books.

My editors know it is a lie, but I will hear the whispers to the day I die.

You will hear the whispers as well: George is old. Each time an HBO spin-off is announced or more Wild Cards are released, the spergs will say: 'The Winds of Winter would have been better. But the fat man couldn't finish it.'

>>218192797
¡MAS VINO!

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>>218192797
JAIME BLANCO

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This nigger really couldn’t bang his hot aunt to unify the realm? What was his problem?
>I dun want it
So why bother revealing a secret your father kept for 18 years. How they massacred my boy

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Why didn't Maekar just disguise himself as a septa and approach Dunk under the elm tree, and offer to kill his own sons for him so they can have peace?

>>218192797
SERPIENTE VERDE

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>>218191880
You learn something new everyday

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>>218192872

>>218192797
bob ross mexicano

>>218192797
It’s time to add Dunk and Egg characters

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>>218192872

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the better red
and not a baby trapper

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Just saw the finale and wtf, it was pretty much perfect???
>the overall melancholy tone
>no scatological humour and plenty of funny, decent jokes
>Raymun/Dunk bromance
>that fucking coffin
>the Ser Arlan fakeout
>all the scenes with Maekar
>nailing the penny to the tree
>that fucking F&F ending
I'm sorry for doubting you, Ira -- you did good. All the book nerds knew that D&E had potential to be made into the best GOT show, it's nice to be proved right. What was your guys' favourite moment from the finale and from the season overall?

>>218192942
the maekar scene at the end i did not like, will see if they can salvage it in season 2 but i doubt it

>>218192775
Never. Battle of the Enbies can eat a bag of shit.

>>218192942
it made me feel

>>218192942
it was kino

>>218192942
Bro they fucking confirmed the hive caskets and the bee magic shit was so cash

>I will not dishonor Roberts last hours by shitting blood in his halls.
damn, eddard is such a compassionate man ...

HE

>>218192929
kek

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>>218192937
She is a cautionary tale of a what happens if you girlboss to close to the sun.

>>218193020
It was a lovely beesburial.

>>218192942
>character assasination of Egg and Maekar
>cucking Raymun
>Le funny jokes
>good
You shills are trying a bit too hard

>>218193196
Why didn't the bees sting anyone?

>>218193214
>>character assasination of Egg and Maekar
qrd?
>>cucking Raymun
youre a virgin
>>Le funny jokes
yes /got/ is famously dry
>>good
yeah

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>>218192937
>>218193191
wrong.

Have you guys heard Ira Parker speak? Dude looks and sounds like Dana Carvey's HW Bush impression

>>218193226
bee magic

>>218193238
You remind me of people who enjoyed battle of bastards, saying it was kino lmao.
Don't you see how they fucked up with Egg lying to Dunk about getting Maekar permission? After all that happened, seeing how Dunk suffered because of his lie. All the things Baelor tried to teach him. They made Egg just go and lie to him again, not caring about any consequences. It it borderline retarded, and denies Maekar any character development at all. Parker did it just because he wanted a "funny scene" that you enjoy so much. Have fun seeing this shit turned into marvel tier humor in two seasons.

>>218193322
False equivalence

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House of the Woman Moment could never

>>218193322
We know they changed it its just not that big of a deal.

>>218193331
That's all you can say, shill? At least try to pretend to defend your goyslop.

why didn't send Loras Tyrell after the Mountain?

>>218193366
Not an argument

I miss Jaehaera

Have any of you ever tried to explain some ASOIAF lore to your parents? I just went off for like 30 minutes to my mother explaining how Dunk's story here basically caused GOT

>>218193359
>We know they changed it its just not that big of a deal.
how many times has this been said in an HBO ASOIAF show, and the changes just kept coming and got worse? too many to count.
>no it's not actually a change
>ok it's a change but it's for the better
>ok it's not for the better but it's not a big deal don't be such a nerd
>ok maybe it's for the worse but who cares they could fix it later
>ok they didn't address it but who cares? it's dragons and magic lol
>oh no the show is shit now, what happened?
you should learn to spot patterns and draw conclusions

look I'm just going to say it, the Beesbury humor is right on the edge of tipping over into reddit cringe

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>>218193354
Man, if I was a Targaryen, I'd reach for the bottle most days.

>>218193359
>not that big of a deal
Yeah, i saw that argument during early got all the time. Dorne adventure? Not that big of a deal! It does not ruin rest of the story guys, i am sure they are competent and will bring it to satisfying end! Asha ironborn running from dogs? What a funny scene, why are you people taking it so seriously?
Those were all the arguments back then. I remember. You people learnt nothing. You will see your hedgeslop turned to ashes in a few years. Enjoy it while you can.

>>218193435
Oh beehave!

>>218193443
cannot believe how this gem of a TV show was butchered

>>218193456
*hive

>>218193381
I too just looked at twitter

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>>218193468
I always stop after S1.

>>218193435
Don't bee ridiculous

>>218193366
Ad-hominum.

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Maekar watching one of his sons intending to stab the other in his sleep

>>218193510
>stab
He was going to geld him

>>218193510
>you're the like the fifth person who tried this today Aegon, please just let me get some sleep

>>218192807
It'd be pretty funny if Ira fixes it for the blackfyre flashbacks

>>218193468
HBOs favorite passtime is tanking exceptionally good concepts that had the potential to be masterpieces

>>218193443
if cigarettes existed in Westeros, Maekar would send the crown into debt with his addiction

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>>218192739
that isn't Raymun's child, right?
So you mean the entire Green Fossoway lineage are frauds? ahahahaha

>>218193474
i saw that but the post was too long so i was hoping someone would give a direct answer here

>>218193445
I mean it literally doesn’t matter that much; George is a lightweight writer and D&E is literally the less-serious adventure story companion to the main series.
People also forget that GoT went to shit right when they outran the SoS plotline and got to where the novels themselves go totally off the rails with mysterybox bullshit.
Unless you’re one of the people who is gonna claim GoT became unwatchable in season 2 or something

>>218193532
you know they have a built in excuse for Blackfyre looking different in AKOTSK, darksister and blackfyre were lost in the god's eye for years, the water might've damaged everything but it's blade so they could have some of the sword redone, Ira had the kingsguard armors reworked so anything is possible

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>>218193679
Mofo was getting drunk again before they even got out of Ashford.

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>>218192828
FUCK THAT
AND FUCK YOU
I POSTED FOR YOU
GWINFAGS, BEESBURYFAGS THE FUCKING BLACKFYREFAGS
WE POSTED FOR YOU
YOUR FAT MAN JUST GREENLIT ANOTHER SHOW WITH INCOMPLETE SOURCE MATERIAL
HE RISKED NOTHING
and the gods dont favor a fraud

>>218193782
Valarr can't be bothered by his loser ass cousins

>>218193354
…

Why does every GoTuber want Lyonel to be a gay for Dunk? Do these guys not understand male friendships?

>>218193852
they dont
but dont bother

>>218193729
Not unwatchable, but the cracks were showing up back then, people just ignored them, like Jaimie killing his cousin for some retarded escape plan.
And yes, it does matter you retard. Because they are showing that they WILL change the source material for NOTHING MORE than a cheap jokes or funny scenes. D&E are lesser in scale, but not less serious. You think that Bealor death or Bloodraven police state are le checking wholesome? D&E will became darker the further we go in, and Westeros will became less and less safe. You can already see that trend with published stories if you are not just a wikifag.
Also calling grrm lightweight writer is kind of ironic kek

>>218193786
this rant was pretty good, gonna miss lyonel

>>218193786
A NSFW POST IS BEYOND YOUR ABILITIES, MY FRIEND
BEGONE, JANNY
FUCK OFF WITH YOU
Cunt. It's fine. You post is fine. He's a terrible janitor.

>>218193867
He literally is though, he’s just not that thematically deep. D&E is literally designed to contrast with the novels he usually writes in that its a much more cheerful read. If it gets ruined its obviously because it will be successful enough where they start counting POCs on the screen to make sure the quota is met not because they’re going to make the adventure-comedy too funny. You act like they had Baelor void his bowels when he fell over dead.

>>218192739
.>patricia redwyne will never shoot in your ass
you just know she gives the whole arm-bone

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>>218193674
the show spelled it out

>>218193226
Bees can be very docile. Aggressive hives tend to be culled pretty fast by beekeepers.

>>218193913
LMFAO

>>218193913
kek

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it is very clear that she's not actually pregnant, but it won't take very long for her to be

House Fossoway of New Barrel will descend legitimately

>>218194112
if my green boy is happy im happy

>>218193952
>You act like they had Baelor void his bowels when he fell over dead.
The Baelor scene was fine, but they literally did that in earlier scene with Bracken, one of the more powerful scenes in a story. And this will happen again, "funny" fart jokes and shitting montages. Maybe when Eustace is covering the Blackfyre Rebellion, i dunno, they will find a reason. I remind you they made more of these, far more, but Martin forced Parker to cut it down a bit. Even he could not get rid of them completely, and Parker just claims that George simply needs to to deal with his type of "humor".
You get this completely wrong, niggers and others pocs are just a symptom of bad writing, not a bad writing in itself. It always goes in pair with quality spiraling down. By the time niggers are in, the show will already have reddit tier humor montages in Winterfell or wherever they will go.
And by lightweight i obviously meant his literal weight, it was a joke.

>>218194112
>it is very clear that she's not actually pregnant
how is it very clear? other than your own unwillingness to admit the implication? why do you think Dunk cringes after she says she's pregnant and it's a baby boy?

>>218194172
i feel prostitutes would be really good at not getting pregnant

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First for the /ss/ Queen of Love and Beauty

>Queen Ceryse Hightower was a noblewoman from House Hightower and was the daughter of Lord Manfred Hightower of Oldtown.

>Ceryse and Maegor were wed in 25 AC. The ceremony was held at the Starry Sept of Oldtown, with Ceryse's uncle, the High Septon, performing the rites.

>Maegor boasted to having consummated the marriage a dozen times the night of the wedding, and those who had seen the bedding agreed that Maegor was a lusty husband.

>Ceryse was twenty-three, whereas Maegor was thirteen years old.

>>218194184
>he says in a setting that has thousands of bastards as plot points across history

>>218193786
jannies geld me

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*Caws*

>>218194228
arent the majority of them from normal peasants or high borns though?

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Was he a good dad?

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IT'S UP FOLKS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8j15wQUQyI

>>218194273
not really but he seems to be trying and the circumstances are rough

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>>218193913

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So is this a tick or what? I thought it was a spider but its definitely got six legs

>>218194273
bad dad that loves his kids

>>218194273
he tried

>>218194279
imagine being someone so pathetic you go to a bar to watch TV for the chance some weirdo with no friends decides he want to watch you watch TV drunk

>>218194292
i mean maybe shes not done

>>218194290
the thread what your grace??? your grace?

>>218194290
Hit Post
Your Grace...
Hit Post
Hit Post!

>>218194296
>Daeron was a good kid
>Baelor was a good kid
>Aerys was a good kid
>Maekar was a good kid
>Maekar's kids suck
Where did it go wrong?

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>>218194332

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>>218194359
>Where did it go wrong?
take a wild guess

>>218194359
It's pretty easy to raise a kid, the part where it goes foul is when they start to turn into teens because that's the inflection point for adulthood and their propensity to become fuck ups grows exponentially. Raising a kid to not be a little shit is simple, raising a teenager to be a good adult is very hard.

>>218193249
>Dunk and I were arguing, then he stopped to etch a stone tablet of what I look like from his perspective. It was very rude (I came)!

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>>218194386
Total Mages Death
Kill all spellcasters

>>218194386
Fucking Bloodraven...

>>218194386
there was no way to know how evil he was

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>>218194386

>>218194441
So evil he saved the realm 4 times...

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>asoiaf banned in bongland

What are the ramifications for the upcoming Harrenhall play's release?

>>218194172
have you ever met a whore? don't you know they're pathological liars?

>>218194273
fucked over by Targshit genes and cosmically bad luck, but he's genuinely trying

>>218194386
so Maekar always had stupid hair

>>218194386
What's the age gap between Daemon and Daeron?

>>218194454
>Banning the foundation of their country.
Are Bongtards retarded?

>>218192797
Why is it spanish
The only funny thing on here is NYMPHADORA

>>218194454
Man, Britain is really a black hole of anti-fun.

>>218194470
16 years i believe, he and Daeron had a good bond but i'm assuming Daemon had a closer bond to his little brothers and his nephews Baelor and Maekar

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>>218193913
KEK

>>218194359
Maekar's a stern prickly guy but his wife was apparently nice. After she died he had to balance between raising 6 kids (2 of which are dragondreamer lunatic and a sneaky psycho) and being Baelor's right hand man. Overwhelming job for a depressed grouch of a man whose real goal in life is to crack skulls. He tried with his kids, but the environment they grew up and the hostilities between them were just rough.

>>218194386
why is Baelor always drawn like 3 shades browner than his brothers who had the exact same parents?

>>218194450
This is a Blackfyre general

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>>218194454
I'm going to take a wild fucking guess:
They saw the rise of incest and instead of reaching the obvious conclusion (we are importing incestuous desert dwellers who will continue to incest here), they reached the "we must ban brazzers stepsis porn" conclusion

>>218194507
Dorne genes just do that sometimes.

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>>218194507
it's like how Jeb Bush's one son is darker than him or his wife
it just happens

>>218194537
uhhh

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>>218194450
Doomed the realm 4 times, you mean
https://x.com/twitter/status/2026286830941819183

>>218194507
do you think full blooded siblings will all be the same shade when having parents of different ethnicities?

>>218194537
poor Jeb, brother ain't got no genes at all

>>218194507
baelor and rhaegel are the same shade in the art, look at his hands

>>218194600
I haven't seen any biracial siblings with such wildly different coloring in the real world, no

AKOTSK is better than HOTD season 1 and GOT seasons 1-4

Aside from Daemon himself and potentially Young Griff the Blackfyres aren't really anything to aspire to

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What would happen to a member of House Beesbury if they were allergic to bees?

>>218194472
Go back

>>218194632
HE'S NOT A BLACKFYRE
VARYS PLANNED EVERYTHING
YOU'LL SEE
Winds never ever ever ever ever EVER

>>218194623
GoT s1 > GoT s2 > GoT s3 > K7K > GoT S4 > HotD s1 > GoT s6 > dogshit > GoT s5 > HotD s2 > GoT s7 > GoT s8

>>218194623
Until S2 then we'll pretend it's even worse than GOT S8.

>>218192942
Forced soul

>>218194510
You wish blackfyre shit

>>218194622
it happens, me and my brother are only half white, i got lucky and he didn't

>>218194632
Targshits don't have a better record.

>>218194636
Probably a nonissue because i doubt they ever get stung

>>218194636
they would be killed as infants

>>218192739
unf

>>218194636
That's impossible they are protected by magic and the ancient bee king pact.

>>218194623
it's better than seasons 45678 and better than all of hotd

>>218194660
Swordless post.

>>218194636
Offered to the Others as sacrifice

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>>218194636
>What would happen to a member of House Beesbury if they were allergic to bees?
same thing that happens to targaryens that fail trying to claim dragons

>>218194632
>Aside from Daemon himself
it's really hard to seperate Blackfyre from Daemon Blackfyre anon, he's like 70% of why people like the house

>>218194494
Sacrificing your family for the good of the realm has always lead to disaster, and it's not an easy choice either. If you aren't there, who will be? Will things have gone the same way, or will your family be destroyed? It's one thing to have an absent father, it's another when he has to raise his children virtually alone. It's not like the Starks who can trust the people in their house and friends around them to help raise their kids if a major family member dies. When you're a powerful house, everyone wants after your kids. It's how the game's played, and it fucking sucks. It's why succession in a feudal society can be a complete bloodbath. Lands and their corresponding wealth and power are on the line. There's a reason why the conspiring uncle, aunt, etc... Negatively influencing and sabotaging the kids is a common story element. Mix that with the insano incest genes of the Targeryens, and it's a miracle the house hasn't collapsed.

>>218194707
thats not a bee

>>218194730
He is 99% of the house, the others are irrelevant memes and bittersneed.

>>218194112
>it is very clear that she's not actually pregnant
she is a few months pregnant already, that's why they showed her tummy poking out.
he's getting cucked...

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Love those bee niggas.

>>218194770
If she was a few months pregnant Dondarrion wouldn’t have been paying her to fuck like 48 hours before

>>218194760
people like Daemon II, and Maelys is a memorable mutant villain

Have you guys considered that the green apple seed is just that potent

>>218194707
>>218194781
neither of these are bees

>>218194795
I hope someone was fired over that

>I need good workers, Ser Duncan. The hive.

>>218194810
>Daemon II
The gay one?

>>218194537
>it's like how Jeb Bush's one son is darker than him or his wife
some people just tan really dark.
i grew up with puerto rican neighbors that would be pale white like me in the winter and then like 2 weeks into summer they were as dark as that kid.
some just get darker than others

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>>218194829
>>218194754

could you imagine if a Targ and a Beesbury had a child

Before House Beesbury goes into battle do they all yell
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
if a few thousand people did so at once it'd be intimidating

>>218192942
Begone shill
I like the episode but im not sucking cock of the showrunners.

>>218194810
Yeah people loved the swordless fag

>>218194860
Saera Targaryen said this

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>>218194863
yes, Daemon insisted they ride in the front and no it near him

>>218194860
it would be retarded and die immediately, a perfect combination of both houses

>>218194847
yes the fucking gay one

>>218194893
Stop beeing so mean

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Why did Daemon bring his preteen children along with him to the front lines of the battlefield, is he stupid?

>>218194860
i'm trying to imagine the dragon that is hatched by a beesbury targaryen

>>218194921
arrogance, so long as they stayed near their father he could cut down anyone who charges at them, but daemon forgot about bows

Explain to me Bloodraven's magic arrows.
Magic, as in, Daemon was in first and Bloodraven fired off a blue shell from ways back?

Blackfyre bastards will hang

>>218194921
if those kids were anything like their dad at 12 they should've been fine, so long as their wasn't a shit load of archers waiting to snipe them

>>218193819
valarr is an astroturfed rich boy in the book

>>218194951
The arrows were made of Weirwood

>>218194951
some believe bloodraven can control the trajectory of weirwood arrows, and weirwood can cancel all forms of valyrian magic

>>218194951
Pretty sure the big reveal will be that BR is just a Bran puppet

>>218194951
Cope propaganda. There's nothing magical about his arrows.

>>218194989
So if we ever see it on screen it will be as though the arrows change direction in mid-air? I'm curious if there is a set description of what happened or if it will be down to Ira's interpretation. Could look really silly.

>>218194951
Daemon was blessed by the Warrior and was invincible on the battlefield. He could solo armies by himself, the only way to defeat him was with cowardly black magic which is what Bloodraven used with his arrows. The fact that the current regime is propped up by this dishonorable act is testament to it's illegitimacy

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>>218194636
all beesburys have to get stung as a rite of passage. if they're allergic and they die, it was the seven deciding they are unworthy of the noble beesbury name.

>>218194636
My guess is those allergic to bee stings get exiled. The first sting is not usually fatal.

>>218195029
Beneath the honey
The bitter sting

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So why are riverlands such poorfags? You would think they'd have plenty of knights and such.

>>218194525
a perfect summation. Man, that place is a joke. but its not even a joke, because this shit stopped being funny years ago.

>>218195011
i'm guessing the shots from the ridge were not seen as possible otherwise how could you not have a plan to deal with archers on the high ground

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Post-Rebellion how would a conversation between Robert and Aemon go?

>>218195055
as soon as anything happens they set the riverlands on fire
thats why its such a shithole

>>218195055
It's the Poland of Westeros

>>218195077
They would have gotten druk together

>>218195077
robert? neither would care
tywin? now thats interesting

>>218195108
Is Daemon really evil? He killed the evil edgynkid.

>>218194951
Bloodraven was blessed by the Old Gods, simple as.

>>218195108
I'm amazed people find Dr. Who attractive. He's got a weird head with no eyebrows

>>218195135
He killed his wife, he killed a literal toddler, he killed Vaemond for speaking the truth, he fought out of selfish desire for the throne, he cheated on every single wife he ever had, and so on and so forth

Yes, he's an evil, immoral character

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Why was the most developed and fleshed out character in Fire & Blood the tsundere lesbian?

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>>218195055
Visual consistency with GoT, please understand.

>>218194273
Ten times the dad Viserys was and Maekar was actively fighting against the Blackfyres among other things and not just playing Warhammer.

>>218195167
Women like Grug.

>>218195094
>>218195110
But shouldn't that make them better at fighting and more prepared than anyone else?

>>218195213
they are literally just trying to survive, they dont have time for glory and shit
they are in fact fairly competent given their circumstances

>>218195180
Those are Northmen.

>>218195077
>old boomer who couldn't do shit to help his family even if he broke his vows
>had already been sworn to the Watch for decades
>comparing his situation to Jon, who swore his vows a day before the news about Ned arrived and is in his prime
fuck Aemon

>>218195273
>(((hightowers)))
>do anything but scheming
Old town is going to get mogged, maester and septon treachery can't do shit in a direct confrontation

>>218192942
The changes were completely unnecessary and empirically worse than what was written in the book.

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>>218195268
My bad.

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>>218195167
HAVE SEX

>>218195319
>maester and septon treachery can't do shit in a direct confrontation
Good thing the old man is a wizard

>>218195213
It would be real funny if they reverse jumped everyone at some point.

>>218195077
Aemon is Bobby's great grand uncle.

>>218195282
>Three times the gods saw fit to test my vows. Once when I was a boy, once in the fullness of my manhood, and once when I had grown old
Dumb show-watcher.

>>218195282
He spent his whole life educating himself and reading history. He knows exactly how retarded his family is.

>>218195167
he is terribly miscast in hotd

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That little cunt Egg didn't even bother asking Dunk if they can visit Starfall to see his other family and Mama Egg's tomb.

>>218195449
Matt Smith looks inbred, he's perfectly cast

>>218195173
I love the short fanfic that made her dead brother's ghost her true love despite her being a dyke

>>218195359
>Steiner's counterspell will repel the ironborn
Bruh.

>>218192739
UNIMPEACHABLE VALYRIAN STOCK

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>>218195449
>>218195460
If the Targs are supposed to be the Bong royals it's good. Daemon's wig looks like shit though. They should have kept the short haircut.

>>218193729
>and got to where the novels themselves go totally off the rails with mysterybox bullshit.
this is the thing that irks me the most about bookfags. they'll rail night and day about all the shit wrong with the shows, which - yeah, they're fucking dogshit in the later seasons - but if you utter a single word against the books and how fucking retarded they get they'll lose their shit.

>>218195282
The show cuts out a whole generation and doesn't even bother to mention Aemon's youth. A year after Dunk wins his trial, half of Aemon's family is dead from The Great Spring Sickness. Ten years later, another Blackfyre Rebellion stacks bodies on the ground. Ten years after that, a rock kills his dad. That same year is when Aemon joins the Night's Watch. Twenty years after that, most of his surviving family die in a fire. ANOTHER twenty years later, he gets news that his only surviving family, the grandchildren and great-grandchildren of his brother, are all dead by the Usurper. Everytime there's a war, survivors join the Night's Watch, that's how they tell him details.

Remember old Walder Frey? Maester Aemon is older than him. Egg is roughly the same age as Walder Frey.

>>218195515
Please just paint eyebrows on him or something

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>>218195213
The last great ruler they had was defeated by andalshits and then Riverlands never had a proper kingdom.
>>218195241
They had a bunch of legendary knights, the problem is anyone worth a shit jumped ship to become a kingsguard or in Blackfish case, serve another kingdom.
>>218195241

will the seasons be made faster due to shorter episodes and smaller scale/production? i want to watch the show but i might wait to see if S2 is any good first

>>218195135
One of the first things you see him do is murder his wife for no reason and people ask this question.

>>218195567
Sure but house of they eat the poopoo isn't canon.

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>>218194605
poor Jeb indeed :(

>>218195559
they have suggested K7K will release a season every year. they need to get a few seasoned produced before dexter grows up into a mutant as all westeros child actors are cursed to do

>>218195273
is there any Macumber rule 34 out there?

>>218192739
Imagine being upstaged by Daemon's daughters. Peake should have been raped to death by Ironborn raiders.

>>218193191
Biblically accurate Catelyn Stark right there.

>>218194273
> 0:02
LMAO

>>218195483
I do think she genuinely cared about Aegon the Uncrowned

>>218193191
>>218193191
>hire porn actress to inject more snatch and booba into your series
>she gives nude exposition dialogue for 3 years
>culture changes, suddenly it's more taboo to leer at naked actresses in serious shows and you already have a captive audience
>kill her off offscreen with zero fanfare
can't believe how dirty they did her

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>>218193729
>GoT went to shit right when they outran the SoS plotline and got to where the novels themselves go totally off the rails with mysterybox bullshit
Like they weren't already shooting themselves in the foot long before that.

will Bittersneed ever show up in the D&E series?

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>>218195632
>Jon spent most of his life getting bullied by this MILF

I'd be happy to fuck off forever to an order of incels too

>The wine sellers and sausage makers were doing a brisk trade, and whores walked brazenly amongst the stalls and pavilions. Some were pretty enough, one red-haired girl in particular. He could not help staring at her breasts, the way they moved under her loose shift as she sauntered past.

Is this who I think it is?

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>>218195535
Egg is like nine years older than Walder Frey, who appears on the third novella as a three year old toddler

>>218194472
la Luz extinguido can't even speak his own language. how embarrassing

>>218195671
It was 2013, they didn't kill her off because of le culture change.

>>218195700
If there are Redgrass Field flashbacks.

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>>218194636
see: Quentyn Martell's attempt to claim a dragon due to being 1/16th targ

>>218195333
The show was really allergic to colors huh.

>>218195724
The good Maynard Plumm.

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Thoughts on the cast for AKOTSV S2?

>>218195795
Maynard the based saved dunk

>>218195808
Kwaku looks feisty as fuck

>>218195778
Dorne chapters are a humiliation ritual for the Martells.

>>218195671
Other way around. She wanted a bigger, more serious part. It's why Littlefinger was inexplicably grooming her as an accomplice. She got tired of the show, and asked to be killed off.

>>218195716
yes, and it is the only mention of her in all 3 books
based Arlan warned Dunk about whores

>>218195808
Rohanne Osgrey and Longinch first row.
Probably Osgrey's runaway daughter in the second row.

>>218195808
is that some blackwashing shit? been a while since i read the D&E books

>>218195808
I doubt any woman can satisfactorily portray the Braid Lady.

>>218195820
I just finished reading that. Plumm was definitely Bloodraven in disguise

Now that it's over, what are we looking forward to next?

>>218195808
>>218195826
>kwaku
vomit

>>218195860
Benis on the right top row I reckon. Maybe too young

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>>218195884

>>218195884
Maynard adventure days with Dumb and Bald are a vacation from Kingslanding

>>218193913
based

>>218195808
>revolting congoid

>>218195671
They should've given us the uncut Sansa rape scene and a full season of Cersei being her AFFC whore self as a last hoorah before the show became feminist-friendly. Maybe a scene of Pod fucking Brienne with his horsecock and Faye Marsay hate-scissoring Arya. Oh, and Yara taking it up the ass, i liked that dyke.

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>>218195872
>Cast Black actor to play character named "Bennis the Brown"

>>218195918
hah I never connected that. But I felt smart after seeing other people of the same opinion after I looked online after

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>>218195918

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ARRGGHHHHH GREYWORM SAVE ME!!

>>218195957
midget impossible, winching his way down the chimney

>>218195918
What's makes this line great is that Lord Plumm is secretly implied to be a Great Bastard himself, so Maynard is double dipping here when he says that line.

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>By ancient custom an iron longsword had been laid across the lap of each who had been Lord of Winterfell, to keep the vengeful spirits in their crypts. The oldest had long ago rusted away to nothing, leaving only a few red stains where the metal had rested on stone. Ned wondered if that meant those ghosts were free to roam the castle now. He hoped not. The first Lords of Winterfell had been men hard as the land they ruled
Ned is a pussy afraid of his own ancestors, what reaction is he getting from them in the afterlife for building a sept in Winterfell to appease his southern cunt wife?

>>218195945
They would never. He robs everyone at the end

>>218196020
youre gonna regret saying that when the horn of winter makes them come back to life

>>218195957
"Robber Knight" is a dope title to be fair

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>>218195968
>the greatest knight who ever lived killed by some spoiled essosi nobles!?

>>218196045
I prefer the Gallows Knight, Ser Dunk the Zombie constantly rising from the dead

>>218195968
IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHER LEAVE THAT OLD MAN BE

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>>218195957
How can you not love the guy

>>218195689
>“No,” he said, “not here.” They had never done it in White Sword Tower, much less in the Lord Commander’s chambers. “Cersei, this is not the place.”
>“You took me in the sept. This is no different.”
>Jaime pushed her away with the stump of his right hand. “No. Not here, I said.” He forced himself to stand
Lmao, they really were shitting on Jaime's arc even as far back as season 4.

>>218195968
Arlan would'nt have died in that alley

>>218196137
The Gold Cloaks have never contributed anything positive to society

>>218196077
And the cunts weren't even punished. If there was a moment for Daenerys to go full scorched earth it was then. They never even found out who was behind those attacks. The whole thing was swept under the rug next season.

>>218196225
it was pretty based when daemon and the golden cloaks mutilated hundreds of criminals

>>218195997
lel

>>218196248
They were fathers and brothers and sons!

>>218196020
What reaction is he getting when they found out Cat pegged him on the regular?

>>218196248
Daemons gold cloaks were made up exclusively of criminals, the people they killed were innocent and was all for show

>>218196254
Wrong! Daemon only fucked criminals not based ratchatchers

>>218196269
the ICE of their era

>>218192739
bolton and redwyne are the only good choices here

>>218196269
You're obviously some kind of criminal coping

>watched the show by myself, felt okay about it
>find out from these threads it was supposed to be a comedy
what? maybe i'm soulless but i didn't laugh once throughout; wouldn't have known it was going for the funny angle unless you had written about it.

>>218196043
>based OG Starks awaken
>kill every traitor, BTFO the white walkers, then kill every Andal in the South
what is there to regret?

>>218196303
You might have autism or be soulless.

>>218196303
all the "pathetic dumb cuck white man" and "girlboss know-it-all" scenes were attenpts at comedy, yes.

>>218196303
the only scene that made me actually laugh out loud was when egg is talking about people calling him puny, and dunk says "well people call me stupid" with no suggestion or followup and then he gets mad at egg for asking what the point is

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Ser Dunk the Terminator

Would pouring boiling oil on Arlan's wound have saved him?

>>218193066
>shitting blood
oh no he's got the Spring sickness!

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>>218196428
not oil, wine, oil will kill him

>>218196428
no but it would have fried his flesh very crispy

>>218196372
>girl boss scenes
What the fuck are you talking about

bros, the young ned stark actor was caught in the crossfire of niggerBAFTAgate…

>>218196372
i liked that scene because it gave me insight into dunk's mind and deepend their dynamic but i didn't think it was funny, moreso immersive in the "yeah a simple person in that age might speak like that"-sense.

>>218196456
...did you reply to the wrong person? this is the scene I was talking about:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow0yHN4sZyM

>>218196464
the north has fallen...

>>218196428
It would have been extremely painful.

BEST SEASON EVAH!

>>218196454
boiling wine is ser arlan’s can of spinach

>>218196456
nta but half the scenes with the whores / young nigger love interest / older nigger love interest are just girlboss womansplaining men-mocking scenes where they know more every time.

why did Aerys I make Aelora his heir but not Daenora after? Why did he even make Aelora the heir at all

>>218196496
>>218196496
>>218196496
>>218196496

>>218196533
I'm sorry your internet-induced brain virus hs ruined your ability to watch things

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we could have had this instead of a mystery meat boring brown prostitute

>>218196533
they even did the "onlyfans is just as respectable as construction work because you also sell your body :P"-line in fantasy form

>>218196568
who was raceswapped?

>>218196612
daemon's spymaster