TIL: Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley's own mothers got them mixed up on set when they were both in full Amidala makeup.
>>218193704god, why didn't anyone save these films in editing?
>>218193704Who gives a shit, they were terrible movies, sold to adults but made for 7yo’s.
>>218193704i did not even know portman was in star wars
>>218193704>ywn have a threesome with prime Natalie and Keira:(
>>218194029Shut the fuck up
>>218193704Imagine being their dad and accidently having sex with the wrong girl lol
>>218194029They were 12 & 16 in 1997, Jeff.
>>218194102Absolutely horrifying, ha ha.
>>218193787They were all blowing smoke up Lucas' ass. He didn't even wanna direct. He tried to get Spielberg and others to do it. They all told him it was his baby.
>>218193787if you watched the documentary you would see the moment george realizes he made a huge mistake having many plot threads at the end and there was nothing that could be done
>>218194477All that work curating awesome artists for lucasarts throughout the 80s and 90s, just to throw it all away by failing to hire the right guy. Sad!
>>218194144Out of 10?Anakin... Out of 10?
>>218194029I did. It was mid.
>>218196064Go back to regretting how you didn't save star wards, Hayden.
https://m.independent.ie/style/celebrity/celebrity-features/keira-knightley-i-wouldnt-let-my-15-year-old-do-topless-film-scene-i-did-as-a-teen/a1232188306.html
>>218193704But one is jewish?
>>218193704WHEN I'M THE QUEEN, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SCRUB THE TOILETS
>>218193704yfw 12 year old Kiera moggs 18 year old PortMan
>>218193787Because she fucked the architect building the library at Skywalker Ranch.
>>218196738>That guy from DexterI didn't know Keira's career fell off like that
>>218196796hmm? fell off? she did that movie when she was 15
>>218193704That's bullshit, I remember noticing a difference even back in 99 when I first watched it in theaters.
>>218194477Kek, they probably read the script first.
One's a Jewess and the other a Gentile
>>218193704Keira mogs
>>218193787every movie is "saved in editing," that's an editor's fucking job
>>218193704And Anna Paquin's?
>>218197914Other way around. They are both great
>>218196796That film (in which she shows her breasts) came out in 2001, when she was 15.
>>218193704Watch the RLM reviews.
>>218197918No, it's fucking not. That is not the job of an editor. The job of an editor is to bring to life the vision of the filmmaker as they envisioned it. The editors on Star Wars did exactly that for George Lucas. People just completely made up that bullshit about the movie being saved in editing without in any way understanding what the filmmaking process is. It's an ever evolving beast, and these days, just about every big budget production schedules reshoots in case something isn't working in the final cut. Which is how you get these test screening reports that say, "the movie tested poorly" or "test audiences were lukewarm" as if the movie is even fucking finished.
>>218197940
I don't think they look particularly identical past their teens, Knightley wound up having a much different face shape.
>>218196738You have Thora Birch in your movie and Keira's the one getting her tits out???
>>218196390She cheated on a billionaire? What’s even the point
>>218199062Big boobs are nice but small boobs are also nice. I'm objectively correct and I won't qualify or qualify my statement any further.
>>218196064Moby is that you?
>>218194102>>218194175You mean accidentally sleeping with your own daughter right?
>>218193704They don't even look that much alike. You niggers dumb.
>>218193704>Natalie Portman and Keira KnightleySo everybody else thinks they resemble each other too
>>218199794Yeah, that would be super awkward. Ha ha!
This was probably the worst plot point in the narrative of Episode 1. I feel like it could have been its own story, but turned into a detail that added nothing. Surprise this is my decoy!OK…
>>218201312It was obviously something Lucas just came up with when during the casting he found Keira who just happened to be Natalie's doppelganger
>>218193791Those 7 year olds then grew up and that’s why we now have a whole generation who think the prequels were actually good. Just wait, it will happen with the new trilogy too.
>>218194477That’s what you say when you read the script and understand the film is going to be trash. It’s a polite way to dodge a bullet.
>>218194906>and there was nothing that could be doneBut that's exactly what they ended up doing you RLM retard
>>218197897>>218201398Yes, they read the non-existent script back in '94
>>218199109I can corroborate that you are correct. Also, Keira is way more attractive than Thora Birch.
>>218201366>Just wait, it will happen with the new trilogy too.11 years since TFA, still waiting.
>>218200594Yes, just as Zoe Dechanel and Katy Perry did.
>>218199109reddit ass post
>>218201366>Just wait, it will happen with the new trilogy too.
>>218201312>added nothing...are you retarded or merely pretending.
>>218201312>>218201328Eh, it gave Anakin an opportunity to chat with Amidala candidly so they could establish a rapport. If he knew she was the queen, they probably wouldn’t have “grown close”
>>218201477Give it time. 10 years after the prequels people still hated them. Kids who saw them as 7 year olds are only 17 now. When they’re 27 we’ll see “the sequel trilogy wasn’t THAT bad” which will turn into “the sequel trilogy was actually GOOD, you guys”.
>>218197914In their primes? No way, Natalie was an S-tier beauty.Today maybe but both hit the wall at roughly the same speed.
>>218201312>>218201328It's the only reason the main protagonist of the film gets to visit Tatooine unimpeded
>>218201573>main protagonist of the filmwho is even the main protagonist of episode I lmao
>>218201366You keep coping, Mike.
>>218201505We’ll wait and see. It was widely accepted that the prequels sucked ass too until it wasn’t. Even fucking Jar Jar Binks was memed into being a character people hated less.
>>218201555Still would with both. I think when anons are older they will appreciate how well both have aged.
>>218201586What are you talking about, Jethro?
>>218201608They're both equally walled, hard
>>218201540Ten years after ROTS would be 2016 where plenty of people already liked them. The Sequels have nothing. TFA was the best received one and people's opinion on it has done nothing but get worse with the years after everyone finally realized to JJ being a hack and destroying the galaxy's worldbuilding from the second he established Luke having ran away and the First Order just kinda... existing already with the Republic doing fuck all about it. The prequels had good external media, good world design, good character design, it lived and breathed pure imagination. Nobody gives a shit about the sequel era or about trying to untangle its mess of lore. It's over.
>>218201581The movie is Amidala's plight with the Jedi as the POV characters equivalent to the droids in ANH. This isn't exactly subtle.
>>218201663That's actually a huge L for Keira because she's 4 years younger than Natalie
>>218196355>>218197906both are jews if that wasn't obvious
>>218201540>10 years after the prequels people still hated themOnly spergiest retarded genxers. Most people just took it as a fun space fantasy film with some really cool set pieces, just like how adults who were alive for the release of the OT treated it. The only people who harbored a grudge over the prequels were the genxers who grew up with the OT defining their childhoods. For them the prequels were always going to be heresy regardless of how good or bad they were in reality. Literally no other subsection of any other generation takes starwars as deathly serious as mid to late genxers. It's a them problem, not a prequel problem given that no other age group is so buckbroken about it.
>>218201695>The movie is Amidala's plight with the Jedi as the POV charactersUhhh isn't the prequel trilogy supposed to be the Tragedy of Anakin Skywalker?
>>218193787Why didn't anyone save you in editing?
>>218201663Still would with both. Only finding girls hot in their 20s is setting you up for a lifetime of disappointment unless you have Leonardo DiCaprio levels of clout and wealth.
>>218201663nat still mogs desubased jewess mommy
>>218201676Found the prequel kiddie
>>218201715>he doesn't get why Anakin in 9 in the first movie>he doesn't get why the first movie is purposefully disconnected from the rest by a decade Oh no no no no no no no...
>>218201778Let me guess, because it's like poetry it rhymes?
>>218201663These photos are just bad. They both look great. Older but not bogged and in good shape. What more can you ask for? Natalie has definitely aged, but she’s doing it gracefully.
>>218201797She looks like she could make you a cracking set of latkes
>>218201555>hit the wallDead giveaway incel virgin phrase
>>218201768>no argument Figures.
>>218201663Shut up faggot/ourshlag/ casually mogs women half her age
>>218201366>it will happen with the new trilogy to-ACK!
>>218193704I never thought they looked alike until this idea was forced on me because of this movie
>>218201913Did they deliberately make her look like these chingchongs?
>>218194906idk sounds pretty disingenuous to what actually ended up happening, to me https://youtu.be/OkW035f_hZ8?t=2864
>>218201912I would fuck Natalie's butt so much she'd be wearing diapers for the rest of her life
>>218201589>It was widely accepted that the prequels sucked assBy whom? Mickey Stoklasa and his gay Disney sponsored podcast?
What was the point of this body double shit and what happened to the other one?
>>218204448>What was the point of this body double shitThat was the whole reason Padme could join them on Tatooine and meet Anakin, did you even watch the movie?
>>218202488A lot of people. The Simpsons (the most popular show on the planet at the time) even did a bit about it where they're fighting over which prequel is the shittiest.
Reminder Hollywood ridiculed Lucas because they had it out for him for not playing by their same rules. All Star Wars films were independent and self funded, George hated Hollywood and they seethed by making fun of him any time they could.
>>21820449825 years ago. Now tell me what happened to the double.
>>218201845>not denyingFigures.
>>218194175>>218199794>>218200792
>>218204831>if I wait to reply 3 hours later he might've left the thread!I'll accept the concession.
>>218204790https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Sabé#Service_to_the_senator_and_mission_to_Tatooine
>>218201540You are not giving George enough credit. The deluge of toys and video games and cartoons during that time absolutely mogs Disney and made it impossible for Star Wars not to imbed itself in every kid's psyche. It's not even a competition. The prequels were fucking ubiquitous in little boy's entertainment at the time. And the action figures were always cool, the video games were sometimes legendary, etc.Meanwhile Disney shat out a bunch of shitty minority toys that NO ONE bought and gave their game rights to EA. It's actually shocking how much they dropped the ball.
Its kinda weird how Keira did not one but two movies where she went topless under 18. Seems sus.
Which one had the better tummy?
>>218205060Don't answer this question. Keira is only 17 in that picture.
Bros...
>>218197963I've never looked into it since i'm not a superfan, but wasn't his wife brought in to edit the first movie because no one could find a right way to do it? That's what I've always heard in SW discussions and what I took to be the source of the ''editor saved the movie'' talk about the film.
>>218194144I was 8, we could have worked something out.
>>218196327everyone who has made it thinks this way of the risks they took early on, my uncle enlisted the moment it was legal to do so, made a career out of it and went from a generations of poverty to an OK life but forbids his children from doing the same.
>>218205256That is quite literally a meme propagated by a YouTube video made by two dudes that hated the Special Editions so they ran with the narrative of "Marcia Lucas and everyone else that worked on ANH saved the film from disaster and that monster George overwrote their effort with evil capitalism". The "Star Wars was saved in the edit" falsehood has unfortunately done irreparable damage to this day.
>>218205245she was sex
>>218193704I remember watching Pirates of the Caribbean with my dad, and he said, "Look, that's the princess from Naboo from Star Wars," but I told him he was wrong and that they didn't look alike at all. I guess he was right from certain point of view
>>218193704I want to get Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley mixed up, if you understand my meaning.
>>218196390>>218199076This is what women are. You could literally be billionaire Superman and they will still think they could do better.
>>218205060I used to like Keira's but now I'm a Nat ChadKeira's is too skinny, Nat's has some toneAlso Nat's bellybutton is nicer
>>218205245Prone bone bros...
>>218205089How old was Herschlag?
>>218205490That pic is from Attack of the Clones which was filmed in the summer of 2000So she's 19
>>218205256Like anon said, it was pretty much bullshit. I know you said you're not a superfan so it might be daunting but if you're interested in the specifics with official sources and stuff check out https://youtu.be/olqVGz6mOVE
Would Keira have been a better Padme?
>>218193787They were, at least on a visual level, quite kinoAlso George intentionally went for "pulpy", and I still prefer cheesey soul(even if I'll admit there was plenty of garbage) even to the formulaic but done right OT
>>218194906>Nothing that could be doneIt was real greaseball shit
>>218201366The prequels were the only good Star Wars movies, and I say this having "grown up" with the OT
>>218205804
>>218205756i'll watch it on the commute home, i'm interested enough now that I know my assumption was wrong
>>218201663how the fuck is it that meanwhile an actress like diane lane is like 20 years older than them but looks 20 years younger than them?
>>218206628boomers didnt get exposed to all the microplastics and chemicals that millennials got exposed to
>>218193704was this really better than using the same actress to play both roles, like The Parent Trap? Seems like futuristic sci-fi tech should be able to make an identical body double; not just someone who looks very similar.
>>218206628Diane Lane drinks baby's blood and worships Satan of course, unlike Natalie Hershlag
>>218193704Knightly is prettier
>>218205245Umfff ...
>>218207336bum
>>218207336>photoshopping her asspathetic
>>218197956>watch a pile of losers have their 15 minutes from 20 years ago.Pass.
>>218207382>NOOOOO MY SENATOR CAN'T HAVE A JUICY ASS!t. separatist
>>218208538I for one am a big fan of jewcy butts but I also can recognize subtle shops from my vast knowledge and experience of looking at thousands of pics of Hershlag ass
This is now a Moby thread.He did nothing wrong.He DID tap that ass.He IS a vegan and there's nothing wrong with no wanting to hurt animals.Moby is based as hell.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMNB8BqAJdY
>>218208622First time I heard his music was in those Nokia commercials, I was probably 9 or 10 and I thought it was a kino soundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp7KX1h3i_w
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>>218206649>>218206628>boomers didnt get exposed to all the microplastics and chemicalsBoomers have been exposed to exactly the same microplastics and chemicals. They've been alive the entire time millennials have been, so they've gotten the same exposure and more. Bonus for the fact that they were also exposed to asbestos and lead, the use of which was heavily curtailed by the time millennials started cropping up. All that aside, if that were an actual factor that made sense, then the majority of boomers would have aged better than the majority of millennials. Instead, there's one outlier of a woman who has notoriously aged well.
>>218208538Still don't know what that modern art project on her belt is supposed to be.
>>218208825Holster, see right part of pic >>218207336
>>218207249Well, yeah, Natalie doesn't believe in Satan.
>>218205490Her schleg was the same age as the rest of her body, 17. Why are you thinking about a 17 year old’s schlag?
>>218205918um you cant have that reaction to that scene.....
>>218209032She's Jewish, she literally worships Satan
>>218201663Kiera still looks great.
>>218208825
>>218193704Dream threeway.
Keira looks much better in general in any of her movies vs Natalie.
>>218193704That just means both are shitty fucking mothersEven I can tell who's playing Amygdala in the different scenes in the movie
Herschlag is so fucking mid compared to Keira
>>218209188looks like a fucking manfaced tranny dude
>>218209993>That just means both are shitty fucking mothersKeira's mother is worse a she let her daughter go topless in The Hole when she was only 15.
>>218210011Natlaie has better ass and tities.
>>218211026Hershlag is as flat as Keira
>>218201366uh two more weeks
>>218201555>natalie was...le s-tier beautyMaybe in Israel where all women are hairy ugly goblins, Rabbi. All these jewess whore actresses are ugly as fuck
>>218211095
>>218211095pol kid you're clueless
>>218207336star nippels
>>218211095Goy, you are currently serving Israel by existing.Sit down, be humble, and eat our slop.
>>218193704>Keira KnightleyKeira Knightley is a jew too? awwww i should have known
>>218193704can portholio do THIS?
>>218196378True. The trilogy would have been better without the swap, Kiera is more believable as an aristocrat.
>>218212600Mebbe, but can she do it on muh diiiiick
>>218212600Yeah, she's fast!
>>218193704they doesnt look remotely similar
>>218212792They look similar to me
>>218212792They both worship Satan
Keira did more interesting roles if you know what I mean
>>218196667WHICH ONE IS IT
>>218213060/j or /srs?
>>218213060Left is Portman, right is Hershlag
>>218193704Honestly, star wars died with the phantom menace. Absolute garbage film, all of the prequels are trash
>>218193704>got them mixed upHarvey too
>>218214006nat looks really cute there
>>218193787he was surrounded by yes men (and foxy yes women) for last 10you try to be the guy who says "mr lucas... I'm not sure that's a good idea"
>>218201439>>218202210>>218205816here's the moment. watch for about a minutehttps://youtu.be/da8s9m4zEpo?t=3311
Anyway, Porthole
>>218204623>Simpsonoh if the boomer show said it then it must be true. Sneed.
>>218205060i want to kiss tummy and lick tum nd sex all night them both of them
>>218214652didn't know she showed nip
>>218201555Checked
>>218214833brehs
>>218214856Yes?
>>218193787You do realise that George was involved in the final edits of every movie right?It was a group effort.
>>218214833>>218214894I'm not a pedo or anything but you'd have to be a cock guzzling faggot to deny that this 12 year old was pretty sexy
>>218193704>they were both in full Amidala makeupSo they are different people after all
>>218204623simpsons by the time any of the prequels released was in its zombie shit era
>>218214951How can you even say that, you pervert? Look at this, she doesn't even have fully-developed mammaries. This is a scandal.
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