haha ebonics and star wars lolololol
>>218195111Why was Luke so shocked by Yoda doing the exact same thing he was about to do
>>218195131Because it was written by a committee of fags and women placating the financial anticipations and fears of a bunch of corporate suits helmed by a nasty man-hating hag.
>>218195111
I appreciate that Rian Johnson was trying to tell uncs and OTfags to shut the fuck up and move on from those old movies. Unfortunately he made a dogshit movie surrounding that message.
>>218195131Cause Luke was full of shit and didn't really wanna do it
>>218195503Zoomer gigachad here. I have no idea who this black homo is and now I will know him only as the negro who made a gay face at the epic meme awards. I hope he's proud of himself.
>>218195111why didn't force ghost yoda just call lightning down on the first order?
>>218195111He didn't say that, or do that.
>>218195125you weren't there for Star Wars Gangsta Rap. shit was epic win
>>218195776Then the current heroes won't learn or grow on their own, or something
>>218195131Why did Yoda pretend to do what Luke was going to do then lie to him about it?
>>218195111>Paige Turnahs they were notwhat the fuck did Yoda mean by this?
>>218196548Definitely a droid worth looking for.
>>218195517This. I'm fine with him dunking on the old movies as long as he proves he can make a better one. Spoiler: his movie was shit and the worst one of the lot.
The sadistic glee in which Rian destroys Star Wars lore, characters, plots, and sequel potential with this film really only makes sense if we found out he had a bully in middle school who always wore a star wars shirt while beating him up.
>>218198072>really only makes sense if we found out he had a bully in middle school who always wore a star wars shirt while beating him up.It was simultaneously well deserved and yet not enough.
Bunch of speedwatchers here, he is trolling Luke, Ray stole the books
I never watched Rise of Skywalker (and never will), do the books actually play a part in the plot?