I would listen. And that's what no one did.
(And then I would fart.)

Fart, would I listen? No one did. I and then what

>>218195581
get fucking eaten by a tyrannosaurus

I wouldn't eat the lawyer. That's perpetuating a harmful stereotype that dinosaurs eat humans.

>>218195581
>Um excuse me, where are your feath-ACK!

>>218195581
>you have arms like a retard KEK

>>218195581
the book was better

>>218195581
Imagine being the first human being to ever be killed by a T-Rex. No other human in history can be 100% certain they were the first to die by a specific type of animal, and not only that it's the coolest animal of all time

>>218195581
> What would you do in this situation?
That situation would be so crazy that I would have to end things by saying the line:
"Yup that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...."

>>218195581
Eat the lawyer.

>>218195581
Flush and wash my hands.