Elon slides into your DMs and hands you a closed beta of Gork 17.10, an AI so powerful it can generate pure, clinical, one-point-perspective, candle-lit, 2001-tier kino on command. Absolute Stanley Kubrick perfection.No studio notes. No budget cap. No CGI slop. Just you and the machine.What movie do you make?
Seinfeld reboot where Jerry get Ipad
>>2181957757 hour film adaptation of Hyperion
>>218195775The crossover that we deserve.
It would suck unless they AI is able to write a good screenplay because I'm a retard
>>218195775A 3 hour epic of every woman I have ever had a crush on having thick bodies, oily and sweaty, and having tons of sex with black men for my pleasure, all while calling me a cuck and spitting at the camera.That, or something like scifi epic that's more swords and sorcery, but easy to follow.
>>218195775Elon musk sucking my cock while some dude is playing Diablo for him in the background
10-hour Blood Meridian adaptation except the Judge is a blonde bimbo with massive tits
Taxi Driver 2
>>218195887Judge Sweeney
scarlett johansson movies where she can actually act
>>218195775Hotline Miami the movie.
chappelle's show seasons 1-2 tier skits
Newman fucks Elaine
>>218195897Would she rape boys instead of girls? jfc it would read like fetish shit when you reverse the genders.
>>218195888Its called The Brave One.
>>218195965>he gaped you?
>>218196010Judge Sweeney is super into straight shota.
the matrix starring will smith
MDE World Peace
>>218195775Horus Heresy opera.
>>218195775Pacific Rim 2
>>218195775I'd ask the AI what she wants to do, and that's what nobody did.
>>218195775Dragon BallDragon Ball ZAfro SamuraiASOIAFDC and Marvel comicsBeatleborgsTolkienHuxleyOrwellAlienTerminatorThe Ninth Gate2001 ASOremakes, sequelsexact translation from page to screen
>>218196314>2001 ASOWhy would you remake the perfect film?
>>218195775A good version of Pirates of the Caribean 3
An alternative version of my life where I'm not a bitter ugly mentally ill loser. I'd watch it using VR all day while hooked up to a machine that feeds me junk food and gives me opoids when it's time for bed. Would be kino as fuck.
>>218196437I wanna see what black rectangle is up tohe was kino as fuck
>>218196615 I am sad now
>>218196041>He gaped me Jerry! with his pudgy little postal pinchers! It was a gape!>Total gape Lainey! I cant believe that Newman! He gaped you and I raped you!
>>218195775I make the one about buying a website and making a bunch of engineers wake up at 2 in the morning and tweak its algorithm to make me the most popular boy in school.
>>218195775I'd make a movie about a boy who falls in love with a girl.Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>218196648He was good but I still can’t stand woke casting.
>>2181957752 straight hours of pre-wall Emma Watson shaking her ass and spreading her buttcheeks. And then, when it's done we have the title screen,"The Aristocrats"
Udder Insanity
christina hendricks nude. saggy tits down to the knees.
>>218195775I'm a nerd so this >>218195831or Neuromancer
>>218196964It’s not even out yet and you already want a second adaptation?
>>218195836>That's not how you spell "Cuomo", George>Bahh, what do you know. You're not even from here. Hey, what was the name of that waitress from that sandwich shop? Was it Judy or Trudy?"
>>218195775I guess it's cheaper than buying a sex doll but you're still acting like a basketball american for stealing. Just take the dollpill normally.
>>218195870Reading this I had such a vivid mental image of playing Diablo IV at my desk and looking down to see Musk giving me the most enthusiastic, worshipful suck.kinda rattled
>>218195775Elon begging big Jeff to let him into the island
>>218197235funny thing is, any doll bro can look at vid, and know that she's already fucking destroyed, even before he gets her someplace to fuck it... And it's already been fucked by dozens of different dudes
>>218195775Faithful 90s American Godzilla remake with the Stan Winston design
>>218197366Those anime dolls have like fake hymens you can break.
>>218195775Fallout Sonora movie
Hitler biopic painting him in a sympathetic light
>>218195868This guy gets it. That scifi shit sounds gay though.
>>218195775Udder Insanity 2, starring Kat Dennings and Sydney Sweeney
>>218195775>What movie do you make?Three CGI mini-series.
>>218195775MORE BEANS
>>218196763that's really good. how does he find out though?
Breaking Bad 2: Walt's Epic Rape Adventure
>>218198785based FATTIES enjoyer
racist cartoons for me to post on X so I can red pill 5 year olds
>>218195775Anyone who actually had any good ideas and passion worth a damn would be actually making stuff now. The idea that AI is some great equalizer is ridiculous. It just spits out garbage for lazy people.
>>218196010Not him, but nah, for this to work, they need to be massive. At least two cup sizes bigger than prime Angela White. Trust me.
>>218202171Meant to reply to this>>218195897
>>218197445the fake hymens don't actually break. They are made of a type of "self healing" TPE, which just means that the rubber will stick to it's self when it's cleaned, dried, and squished together. So it gives the sensation of splitting apart, but you don't want any of it to break.Also, I'm 90% sure that's a sexdoll brothel, so yes, that doll has been fucked by dozens, if not hundreds of dudes already
>>218202137Skill issue.
