Watch Commando
Sully saw this and thought>aw yes baby gimme that brown sugar
>>218196094>he calls that woman in the mall a cunt for telling him to fuck offlol incel
>>218196094David Patrick Kelly should have had a bigger career. He elevated everything he appeared in.
>>218196140She's a cutie patootie and you're a fucking cunt.
>>218196379>but she's a KYOOTEE bro!!kill yourself
>>218196094He was a good in Dreamscape. One of those movies that I really like but it doesn't get much attention.
>>218196140She may be cute, but she's dumber than a sack of hammers. Can't even operate a simple quad barrel thermobaric rocket launcher!
did you make that png cutout
>>218196994Such a strange movie. It's like a satire that takes itself seriously. You can never tell if it's in on the joke or not
>>218196094You're a funny guy, OP. I like (You). That's why I'm going to ban (You) last.
>>218196140Killer bod
>>218196333I agree. Kino actor
>>218197025It's like Seinfeld. So many things have been inspired by it that it feels like a parody of itself having created the cliche that you're now familiar with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Jme9sn-9wstill one of my favorite episodes
>>218196094why did arnold lie to him
>>218197196Why would be bother to tell the truth? He's apart of the gang of assholes who kidnapped his daughter!
>>218197224He was just doing his job
>>218196649No, you kill yourself, you vile queer.
>>218197224>americans getting ready for the first day of school
>>218197264When your job is kidnapping a little girl to use as leverage over an American hero so some dictator can use him for nefarious purposes, then maybe you should quit.
>>218196094anyone kinda felt bad for him?
>>218197336>then maybe you should quitYeah, and who's gonna pay the mortgage? You take the jobs you can get. He has his own family to take care of
>>218196333up there with Brad Dourif and Harry Dean Stanton
>>218197407
>Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.*steel drums start playing*
>>218197002kek
>>218197447>wrong
Hands down the best acting in The Crow.
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>>218196094Not a knock on it but it is THE movie to watch for the modern normie with no attention span - it's like 5-8 prime Arnold movies crammed into one short runtime package. It was the one of his that escaped me as a kid that I finally watched a year or so ago and I had seen basically every single thing in it before already in another one of his movies. Which is to say it was still great. Easily the lamest big bad villain he had though
>>218197447Just insane how this movie has a new memorable line and moment every minute. Compared to today's Hollywood slop that you immediately forget about after watching.
>>218197596I can respect that, but I still think Last Action Hero is better.
>>218196094>Luh-Luhhhhhhhhluh laahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>218197025There's a scene where there's a gate locked up with a chain and padlock. Matrix grabs the chain in both hands and just pulls it apart like it was made of putty. It didn't seem to be played for laughs, which made it even funnier to me.
For me it's the comically abrupt way Sully's death cry stops after he's dropped off the cliff.
>>218196333I imagine he got sick of every role he was offered was being the asshole of the movie.
>>218196094i have. its awesome. arnold kills like 50,000 bad guys
>>218197430I wonder how many times Kelly and Dourif auditioned for the same part.
>>218197224Gosh he's very muscular
>>218196094I really love listening to your little piss-ant posters trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Moot was here, he'd laugh too.
>>218197430Quite scary in Exorcist III
>>218197447>tries catching up by rolling his vehicle down the hill>it doesn't work and just ends up crashing and getting him caughtIn a pretty wacky film even by Arnold standards, surprising.
>>218197639>Bad guys sabotage his truck>Fixes it by throwing it off a cliff
>>218196094I like you OP. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
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>>218197700>>218197733>>218197744
>>218197795Thanks, it still makes me laugh.
I eat Green Ovals for breakfast.
>> Slitting a little girl's throat is like a warm knife through butter.
>>218197883God I just miss when films absolutely had to use blank-firing guns cause there was no other way to simulate gunfire
>>218197745>literally has the force of gravity on his sidehe's not IN the matrix, he IS the matrix... JOHN Matrix
>>218197613Last Action Hero has some cool moments (like the vid you posted) but it's not a particularly good movie and the kid actor is fucking awful. It was underrated when it came out because it was too meta for audiences to give a shit about but it's been overrated in the re-evaluations over the years
>>218198750Very much agree with this. The movie was going to be underrated no matter what at the time since it came out the same time as Jurassic Park. But regardless it’s still not competent enough to be deemed a very good movie. It just doesn’t come together as a complete work
>>218197679I thought the same thing when I saw Kpax with the hospital inmates
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>>218197224>>218197301>americans getting ready for the first day of school
Commando is a great guilty pleasure.
