>Give me your human rights, then i'm in.
how about this, you give me 10% of all your income in perpetuity
The hate for this guy is overrated. People are comparing him to the literal multibillionaire on the show who just throws money at things without even expecting a return.
>>218196581>ill give you half of what youre asking for, with double the equity, and also i want 50 cents on every sale until i recover the amount of the loan
>>218196581>give me $50,000 and I’ll take an 85% stake in your company
>>218196581>I'm gonna give you $200,000 for a 5% stake in your company plus prima noctis rights on all your female children and grandchildren
I'll give you 1 billion dollars for 1% of your company, but you have to say yes before I finish this sentence. For that reason, I'm out.
>>218196722I mean, these people are literally called sharks. The show itself knows that these people are scum and not to be trusted.
>>218196817I counter with a rotisserie chicken from walmart, daymond.
>>218196722kevin is so based, just wants to play guitar, drink wine, and drive his boat while blaming his ex-wife for murdering someone with said boat (allegedly)
>>218196722not like it matters, half these deals fall through behind the scenes even after they agree in front of the camera. the point of this show is to get to shill your product to the viewer, not to get a deal
>>218196877>you have to say yes before..I want to hear what the other sharks have to say
>>218196581>You're my wife, and for that reason I'm in, and for that reason I'm out, and for that reason I'm in, and for that reason I'm out, and for that reason I'm in, and for that reason I'm out.>Goodnight, I'll have my people pencil you in for sometime next month.
>>218196581I will give you $200,000 but I need a liter of blood a month and need you to guard my crypt during the day.
>>218196958You showed poor business sense by not taking that deal. For that reason, I'm out
>>218196722Kevin has the most off-putting personality but is definitely the most open minded of the sharks. Very rarely does he completely reject a pitch.
>>218196958I will personally torture your entire family for this insolence.t. Mark Cuban
>>218197201i think kevin is wonderful, he doesnt mealymouth or mince words when he thinks something is god damn SHIThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvS8i2TDPSo
>>218196581I’ve seen that show a few times. This guy is the fucking worst type of bottom feeder investor there is. At my most successful company a decade ago, we entertained investors for some big potential growth, but man for every 3 above board investor groups interested in what we were doing and why, there was always 1 fucking scumbag huckster like this showing up that thought of himself so fucking highly he couldnt contain it, and he’d always rattle off these terrible deals trying to bait you into biting when you’re not even interested in spending another fucking minute of your time with them. Not even joking they all looked similar too, old, fat, unhealthy, fast talking, aggressive, probably hot shit in the early 1980s. No wonder Canada doesn't want him back.
>>218196919>literally called sharks>no one has a single fin
>>218196581>I'm gonna need you to say the n-word
>>218197286>he doesnt know about kevin oleary's failed FINasteride arc
I'm outt. Barbara
>>218197262Thats the thrird video in a row ive seen using the same “idiot & con artist” & kevin rant. I wonder what the original ep was.
>>218197317>i can relate to this entrepreneur since i too was a fucking retard>but that being said, i would be dead before i got a return so im outbarbara is at least self-conscious to a certain degree
why is this show so kino? I don't get it but I always watch
>>218197397its a roller coaster show, sometimes you get retarded pitches and bust a gut and sometimes you get the kids who assume the responsibility of the father who died to a disease that only first responders in 9/11 and then you feel bad and then you get the bulletball guy and then you feel a sort of existential despair on a level that should be illegal
>I’ll give you 500,000 for 0.5 percent of your company if you’d be my friend for once a month >thanks Robert but I’d like to hear the other sharks
>>218197533>ok, I'll give you 1,000,000 for 0.25% stake>...>2,000,000 for 0.125% and if you invite me to your bbq
>>218197317Damon is the worst about this. Doesn't even show interest in a product unless it's about clothing or a black entrepreneur, and even then there's an 80% chance he'll sperg about some minor thing and be out
>>218197533i haven't watched in years, but seeing the look on his face every time mark cuban cucks him out of deal almost makes me feel bad for him
>>218196919sharks are based though
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>>218198921cope, two-legger
>>218196942> the point of this show is to get to shill your product to the viewer, not to get a dealthere's a scene where I think mark starts chimping out on some pitch cause he found out she had like 5 or 6 figures in the bank and wasn't really serious about doing a deal, just wanted publicity It got to the point where some of the other sharks were telling him to chill out and he was doubling down even personally insulting her.
"There is a small island in the Himalayan Sea called Malderiki, upon which I own a large mansion. Every year afer the first rain, the Newport Beach Wine Society (of which I am a member) gathers at my mansion to watch the island's natives grovel in the mud as their pathetic straw dwellings are ripped apart by the rising waters. On this island there is also a fish, called a Piranha Giganticus. Coinciding with the first rain, this fish swims into the flooded island and begins to feed on the older and weaker natives of Malderiki. Unable to defend themselves from the killer fish and uttrly helpless, the natives make their way to my mansion in makeshift canoes. At this point, the Newport Beach Wine Society opens a bottle of pre-revolution French Chardonnay, dated no later than 1760, and places wagers on which native will be the first to reach the high ground of my sprawling lawn. Once the fish has fed and returned to the Sea, there are typically a handful of natives left on my lawn, at which point we activate the electric fence and release the crocodiles. Last year, during the crocodile feeding, a tiny speck of native flesh was flung from the lawn up to the balcony where the Newport Beach Wine Society was gathered and landed on my shoe. I retrieved the piece of flesh and placed it in my mouth, washing it down with a glass of Moldovan Pino Griggio. Right now, YOU are that piece of flesh."
>HI SHARKS I STARTED A COOKIE COMPANY IN MY KITCHEN EVEN THOUGH IT'S A RETARDED FUCKING BASIC BITCH PRODUCT LITERALLY ANYONE IN THE WORLD CAN AND DOES MAKE. I BROUGHT SAMPLES EVEN THOUGH 4 OUT OF 5 OF YOU HAVE ALLERGIES AND CAN'T/WON'T EAT THEM. BUT MY COOKIES ARE EXTRA SPECIAL BECAUSE THEY'RE MADE WITH LOVE AND HIGH QUALITY INGREDIENTS WHICH WE ABSOLUTELY WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO USE IF WE SCALE UP BEYOND THE SIZE OF A SINGLE LOCATION.>I'M ASKING FOR $750,000 FOR A 10% STAKE IN MY COMPANY
I'll give you 2 million interest free if you come to my birthday party and pretend to be m friend for an hour.
>I'm asking for $500,000 for 5% of my companyWhat are your sale?>$100,000
>all the sharks are yelling at once>Entrepreneur: "I-">sharks: *more yelling*>Entrepreneur: "So-">sharks: *screaming, throwing chairs, breaking microphones*>Entrepreneur: "Can-">sharks: "Lori asked you a question and you didn't answer her, that's very rude and for that reason we're all out."
>>218196722I don't hate his show character, I hate him IRL for being a complete slave to Israel
>>218196581I could never watch this Show. It exuded evil.
>I JUST SHIT MY PANTS AND IT'S RUNNING DOWN MY LEGS, GIVE ME $1000000000000 HAIL SATAN
>>218196722I don’t hate him in the show. Irl he’s a complete faggot who’s just like any other soulless billionaire pedo in that he wants normal people to sacrifice happiness and families to become a cog in a machine that exists to make Pajeets and kikes rich
>>218201321>bitter loser hates things because he's a personal failurewow big surprisehave you ever considered not being a miserable impotent fag every second of your life?
>>218201480posted from my iphone in tel aviv
>>218201504haha wow epic shitpost this totally absolves you from saving your life and not dying alone like a bitter loser who's never done anything and never lived a day in his lifesimply epic
>>218201536>seething kikePerhaps pussy and grass touching would help you overcoming being a bitchy faggot, shlomo.
>>218196581>Give me your anus and I'm in.
>>218201559>the loser who never lived a day in his life is trying to use the "touch grass get pussy" memeDid I just break you?Anon, I'm literally the one telling you to stop being a miserable shutin loser spending your entire life whining about da joos, lmao.God, there's no saving you broken empty shells
>>218196581>As a young child I saw my Mother relentlessly beaten by my Father. I can still recall hearing her muffled screams through the walls of my bedroom as I lay trying to fall asleep. Some nights were worse than others, but I remember the mornings my Grandmother would take me to school because my Mother couldn’t be seen in public. She would wear sunglasses and long sleeve shirts for weeks while the bruising and swelling slowly healed around her eyes and arms. I never understood how something as simple as an overcooked meal or spilt glass of wine in the living room could send my Father into these inexplicable fits of rage; not until this very moment. Not until I saw your presentation. You are the stain on my fathers Afghan rug and I see no club soda nor salt to scrub you away. For an investment of 250,000 dollars I will retain 92% of your company with a lifetime of royalties and if you even for one second glance in Lori’s direction, I will personally crucify each of your children.
>>218196752It honestly makes him the most honest of them all because he forces you to confront just exactly what you're asking for and what you're getting in return. Too many businesses just abstract it away thinking they can suck a bit of free money from an investor and not have to worry about it ever. They can't see far enough ahead to actually gauge whether it's WORTH getting temporary funding in the short term to get their business running in exchange for having to give up a critical portion of their earnings and control forever. The entire purpose of the sharks, of course, is to completely devour these companies. The tiny sampling of "success stories" they always show off in updates are hilarious if you aren't watching as a total rube.
>>218201582Called it
>>218197533I always feel so bad for Robert. He'll offer people exactly what they asked for, if not more, and then they'll just glance over at Mark and go "Thank you Robert but, out of respect for the other sharks, I would like to hear their offers." And then they get worse offers from everyone else and actually consider those. Anyone else would instantly be out the second someone did that shit but he's too nice.
>>218200895Too much in sales. This is more accurate.>Asking for $1,000,000 for 2%>Product hasn't launched so there's no sales
Dragons' Den > yank version
I used to watch this show on one of those simple underground streaming channels like scrubtv or whatever, that was comfyi don't care about it enough to actually download it or anything but i'd kind of like to see a few eps again
>>218196581
>>218196937>just wants to play guitar, drink wine, and drive his boat while blaming his ex-wife for murdering someone
>>218196581>I've spent my whole life insecure because I always wanted to be the Donald Trump of Canada and I could never hack it, and for that reason I'm out.
>My pitch is simple. Attached to my body is a radio connected to a computer in the Atlantic. You send me ten million dollars right now or I instruct the computer to upload your wife's nudes to imagefap. Pay me, I walk away now. Don't pay me, your wife walks away from you - with half your money. What will it be - Lose ten million privately or your entire marriage publicly? The choice is yours. Here's my PayPal.
Why did he do it, bros?
>>218202479well it wasn't much of a secret.
>>218205239He has BulletballWhat do you have?
>>218196581Is this guy taking the piss? Is he actually this much of an obvious scammer or is he intentionally throwing away deals for the sake of entertainment?
>>218196963if that money is yearly this is a very good and easy gig, I'd have to source the blood somewhere but the money will motivate me to find a way.
maybe... we need healthcare
