I drive.
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>>218199365To Arby's
he's a big guy
>>218199365>I drive.-thru
>>218200425For Jacko!
Actor Richard Erdman, a fellow actor in “The Men” (Brando’s first film), says Marlon’s diet at the time consisted of “junk food, take out, and peanut butter”, which he consumed by the jarful. By the mid-fifties, Marlon had become renowned for eating boxes of Mallomars and Cinnamon Buns, and washing his sweet treats down with a quart of milk.Carlos Fiore would be dispatched by Brando’s directors to fetch him out of local coffee shops. Kark Malden, a close friend, said that during the shooting of “One Eyed Jacks” (1961) Brando would eat “two steaks, potatoes, two apple pies a la mode, and a quart of milk” for dinner. This diet necessitated the constant altering of his costumes during filming. Because of this, at his birthday party that year, the crew gave Marlon a belt as his present with the card, “Hope it fits”. His birthday cake was labeled “Don’t feed the director” (Brando was the director of “One Eyed Jacks”).
>>218200511>"One Eyed Jacks” (1961)weird, he doesn't look fat in that
His second wife Movita, who had a lock put on their refrigerator to stop pilfering by what she thought was the household staff, awoke one morning to find the lock broken and teeth marks on a round of cheese. The maid told her that Brando nightly raided the fridge. Movita also related how he often drove down to hot dog stands late at night (one of his favorite spots was the legendary Pink’s Hot Dogs in Hollywood; it was open 24 hours a day, and Brando would go there at 3:00 or 4:00 in the morning and polish off a half-dozen hot dogs at a time). Mutiny on the Bounty (1962) costumer James Taylor claimed that Brando split the seat on 52 pairs of pants during the shooting of the film, necessitating that stretch fabric be sewn into his replacement duds. He split those, too. Ice cream was the culprit: Brando would purloin a five-gallon tub of the fattening dessert, row himself out into the lagoon and indulge.He also created what he dubbed his “real-life Mounds Bars” by cracking open a coconut, melting some chocolate in the sun, and then stirring it into the coconut for a “tasty treat.” And during the filming of the movie The Missouri Breaks (1976), he fished a frog out of a pond, took a bite out of it, and then threw it back.
>>218200559He's a BIG BABY.
>>218200559>Ice cream was the culprit: Brando would purloin a five-gallon tub of the fattening dessert, row himself out into the lagoon and indulge.kek based
>>218200577>choose every square with average american
>>218201351kek
Reminder that Marlon Brando spent the last years of his life trolling AOL chatrooms and arguing with people online about politics. If he was alive, he'd probably be here with us now.
my hands are a little greasy..
>>218200511>during the shooting of “One Eyed Jacks” (1961) Brando would eat “a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee and wheat toast" for dinner. this is crazy!
>>218202567Greatest scene in Five Easy Pieces.
>>218202128god bless the man
He coulda been a contender
>>218200559>He also created what he dubbed his “real-life Mounds Bars” by cracking open a coconut, melting some chocolate in the sun, and then stirring it into the coconut for a “tasty treat.”
I can't imagine going from this to that, even when getting older. Have some self respect.
>>218203656addiction is a hell of a thing and its even more absurd when the thing you get addicted to is food. someone addicted to alcohol or heroin can taper down and eventually cease their consumption entirely, but you can't stop eating food and an addict has to be trained to eat like a normal person. nowadays everyone treats you like an asshole for pointing out when someone is fat, back then you could just say, "look at this dumb fucking pig who won't stop gorging themself"
>>218204515Yup. Learning moderation takes way more discipline than total abstinence.
>>218199365those hands look painful
>>218199365marlon brando's son killed his sister's boyfriend and then she killed herselfhollywood retards are crazy
>>218203656He'd already done everything, fucked everyone. He just didn't care.
Imagine him killing the Jewish mobsters
>>218201351topkek
>>218200535Man, westerns really were the boomer capeshit equivalent weren't they? Also Brando is great, fuck that phony Paul Newman.
>>218200458>Taylor and Marlon Brando were visiting New York City for Michael Jackson’s concert tour that rolled through Madison Square Garden on Sept. 10, 2001. When the terrorists struck the next day, the three pop culture icons looked to flee the chaos that descended upon the city, perhaps fearing they’d be targeted as well. But with a strict ground order for all planes, even the elite couldn’t take off. And that’s when they decided to hit the road.>Michael Jackson led the group across the Hudson into New Jersey, where they snagged a rental car and began their 500-mile odyssey westward. Jackson’s former assistant says that Michael and Marlon split the driving duties, with Elizabeth taking the backseat. Brando annoyed his travel companions by stopping at every KFC and Burger King along the way — so that explains his rather portly appearance in his later years.
>>218207012This needs to be made into a movie.
>>218199365I like Brando but him sucking cocks taints his image forever
