Will it be kino? Or is Vin Diesel too old to be making actions movies like this?
>>218200030If it has Karl urban in it and goes back to fucking with necromongers, then it could be good
>>218200030>skimming past his time as necromonger kinggayy
>>218200030Disney's going to make him do this til he's 90wont even matter if anyone watches it, they'll still put out ten movies and a spin off tv show with one of the side characters that's a cute alien
>>218200030It will be kino. All Riddick can make is pure kino.
>it's a furry movie
>>218200030Wait, there's three of them already?
>>218200606Pitch BlackChronicles of RiddickRiddick
Pitch Black>grounded near-future science fiction like 5th Element>character is a prison convict>has darkvision from real-sounding "shine job" surgery in prison>talks about Kools brand cigarettes>people still worship current day Gods and faiths like Islam>clothing and dialogue still relatively contemporary>makes pretty good money, gets pretty good reviewsChronicles of Riddick>Vin Diesel DND shit gets injected>convict is ackshully from an alien race of magic warriors called Fury-ans (because they're angry and furious!)>his eyes are magic eyes which no one else but his magic warrior-race can have, retconning the shine job>principle villains are magic necromancers called necromongers because reasons>opposed by magic elementals>Riddick is not a convict but ackshully a prophesized hero that may overthrow the magical undead empire, achieve level 20 and get the +5 sword>loses a lot of money, gets terrible reviewsRiddick>ignores everything that happened in Chronicles after the movie flopped>remake Pitch Black nearly beat for beat, giving the audience what they want in a Riddick movie>add Katee Sackhoff's tits just to be safe>makes pretty good money, gets pretty good reviewsFurya>vin diesel still wants his dnd franchise movies>reintroduce furyans, necromongers, elementals and other shit that cost the studios money>no lessons learned
>>218200606https://www.imdb.com/list/ls568834785/
>>218200643>>ignores everything that happened in Chronicles after the movie floppedNo it doesn't. Karl Urban reprises his role and they drop off Riddick to some planet after the didn't want the role of god emperor.
>>218200650Right, I lost interest after Chronicles, which was hilariuosly terrible. Is Riddick any good?
>>218200684>there's like five minutes in the beginning where they explain why they're ignoring the events and set-up of the last filmI bet you thought the opening of the last Stranger Things season was fine too.>what do you mean? they just paved over the Upside Down uwu
>>218200693It's more like Pitch Black, almost a remake.
>>218200684I did think it was funny that the plot of the third Riddick movie was that Riddick once again must negotiate a situation where bounty hunters are trying to capture him as a wanted criminal, because apparently the fact that he is was briefly the priest-king of a space necromancer empire had absolutely no effect on his criminal status and he still has bounty hunters looking for him.
>>218200030>RIDDICK! Necromongers came to my house, disrespected my entire family because somebody narced me out!
>movies were kino>games were kinohow did he do it
>>218200030Riddick 3 was just keep the franchise going while Vin made enough money from fast and furious to make the movie he wanted. Pic related is from Vin's Instagram that has a few shots of the movie