Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)05:08:52 No.218200951

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Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)05:08:52 No.218200951

Excuse my lame idea for a Superman movie:
>Normal Superman stuff, saving the planet, squirrels, etc
>This guy shows up
>Proceeds to stomp everyone's ass in the dcu
>Finally gets to Superman (he was off-planet, saving alien squirrels or some shit
>Pushes Superman's shit in
>Superman barely survives through some contrived shenanigans
>Superman comes back! Rematch! Round two!
>Superman gets ko'ed because he didn't recover from the first beat down enough
>Crawls away, nursing his Super Anus
>This jive turkey takes over the planet while Superman recovers on New Genesis
>Superman recovers, comes back to earth
>Round three! This is it!
>After an arduous battle, back and forth, back and forth
>This motherfucker kills Superman for good
>The end of Superman, the end of all Superman media
>Roll credits
>No mid-credits scene
>Fini