what would you've done in this situation?
>>218201011Well for one thing I wouldn't be doing my drug deal in a small out of the way motel room with only one exit for a start
>>218201011I wouldn't *do* anything. I would listen. And that's what no one else did.
I would headbutt the chainsaw to assert dominance.
Have a couple guys outside as back up and then tell them to check up on me if I'm not back within 5 minutes (which is literally what happened in the movie I guess).
>>218201037No 9ne ever gets shot at the taco cabasa
>>218201011use my transmitter to contact glup shitto and tell him to light speed skip through the systems for 9 parsecs back to terra and beam me up
if I was into cartel shit I would a have a fake tooth made of fentanyl
Tony Montana learned a very important life lesson that day. Never trust a cuban.
Taken the money, and the yayo.
this is Marta
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>>218201108Dead meme, unc
>>218202458>Marta, hello. What is your problem, baby? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year!
Manson meme.Just need to hear them out
>>218201011>I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they had to say, and that's what no one did.
>>218201011Don't migrate to USA illegally.
there's no way you can 100% not get fucked in this kind of deal, which is why goons existhigh risk businesses must provide for a certain % catastrophic risktony was gambling and he fucked up
>>218202787There's a reason people that high up only deal with people they know or highly vouched for middlemen. One is because yes you might get murdered but the other much more likely scenario is it's the cops and you are going to jail. In real life no one is risking that shit.
>>218202458did ya leave some coke for the rest of us martha?
>>218202834The paranoia builds up till you feel like chicken little. Or you were kinda born into the life. Most drug dealers dont treat it like a business and fall off though. On an exponential timeline you will have 100% chance of doing jail time. Every drug dealer who has done it for uears has bern stuck up by a jack boi
>>218201011If I was Carlito, I woulda shown those niggas my Way by karate kicking the chainsaw into the guy with the submachine gun, then I'd backflip over the guy behind me and slit his throat with my switchblade.
>>218203232Avon says it best, you only have to be a little late once or make a mistake once and you're done. Of course these days the real players have it down to an art, crypto, dead drops, a million cut outs make shit very simple these days. But yeah humans will always make a mistake and it's incredibly stupid to think you will be the exception. Look at what's happening in Mexico right now. You can bet your ass homeboy thought he was literally untouchable. Look at how that turned out for him.
>>218203390>dead dropsApparently traffickers will drop a load in the ocean and give their customers gos coordinates, the customer drives over it load magnetically attatches to bottom of boat.
>>218202523I tell you one thing bout Marta, mang, listen up, that womb? Not polluted, mang. Marta's womb pristine and ready for baby making. Ju gonna love dat shit, let me tell you. Dat pussy ain't gonna give you no scars.
>>218201108marilyn cicatriz would never
>>218203576Your mom must be a smuggler because she’s always getting loads stuck to her bottom.
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>>218204863
"say hello to my little friend">whips out my 4 inch penis and windmills it
>>218202458Bitch.....lesbian.....
>>218204928Hellooo
>>218201011>doing a drug deal with hispanicskek, the payout would have to be over a trillion dollars for me to even consider taking that risk.
>>218205077its fine, funkytown isnt playing
>>218202458MARTA ,. that's my mom's name ...
>>218201011Do a 360 and walk away
>>218201011I would have given them the money, and received the stuff, then left after shaking hands.
>>218202787It was Omar. Omar was doing a crooked deal and figured he could get this uppity loser killed off and split the buy money. If the movie was realistic, Tony would have been killed off right then and there shortly after getting to America simply due to his bad attitude and balls getting him whacked
I WANT MY HUMAN RIGHT
>>218201108Came for thid. God bless.
>>218201011>what would you've done in this situation?i could've talked them down.> DO YOU HAVE AN IDEA WHAT KIND OF HOTEL DAMAGE DEPOSIT YOU'LL INCUR WITH THE MESS YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE HERE?instantly disarm them and weight the cost/benefit analysis of YAYO to Ripped off Buy Money
Pacino even danced like a goofy Cuban immigrant. LOL
>>218206264Not like she's dancing any better.>just stand there, facing away from your partner, stare off into space, hold your arms out and move them back in forth
>>218205077Nigga it was the 80s. Hispanics didn't have a notorious psychopathic reputation until the late 2000s.
never underestimate THE OTHER GUYS GREED!
>>218201108Sound as a pound.
>>218207652All Tony had to do was follow the rules. But no, Tony had to be a chazzer
>>218208809The rules are for suckers Cheecko.
>>218210040And that's why Frank lasted decades but Tony only lasted a year or two. Whoops
