Is Timothee Chalamet officially the luckiest movie star of the 21st century? Based and gooppilled https://emanuellevy.com/blog/marty-supreme-paltrow-has-lots-of-sex-scenes-with-timothee-chalamet/
Bros, I've taken the hagpill. Am I based or cringe?
Chalamet would probably be into it too. The French invented perversions. He'd probably ask her for a vagina scented candle up his ass. Disgusting!
>>218203480What if Timmy needed the sex coordinator? Nice of grandma to make that decision for him. She probably had unsimulated sex because nobody could stop her.
>>218203525What is she doing in France.
>>218203562fuck yea
>>218203622having sex with me
>>218203630Alllllrighty.
>>218203649>just half a lime in her drinkwhere are the 6.5 other ones?
>>218203649I wonder if there's a correlation between the lips upstairs and the lips downstairs. Women with big mouths scare me.
>>218203480What kind of coordination does an intimacy coordinator do? Do they coordinate body part placements?
>>218203679Yes?
I would fuck this grandma's butt so hard she'd be forced to wear 2 diapers instead of 1
>>218203622
is this the bitch who told the intimacy coordinator or whatever that it's him/her who makes her uncomfortable? lol
>>218203767I thought the BAFTAs were in London
>>218203767Can someone please translate this tweet?
>>218203525For me it's her feet
>>218203480Her sentiment about "intimacy coordinators" is shared by most actresses
>>218203800Hmm, normally I'm pretty good at this stuff.
Gwyneth please stop making daily threads on /tv/
>>218203800>>218203828>>218203767>Kanye West and Jay-Z are performing on stage together in Paris, which is similar to a title of a song they did together (said song referencing their, two African-American gentlemen, bewilderment about ending up in Paris as the result of their careers), what an interesting situation. In fact, I even got to enjoy that performance. Thank you, thank you KINDLY mister Terius Nash (also known under his stage name "The-Dream") for arranging all this. Such splendor!
Would you rather fuck milf Gwynyth or oily bogged mudshark mutt Kylie Jenner?Gwyneth hagpussy for me
>>218203800This.>>218203767Fucking nonsense.
is it anachronistic to have a guy eat pussy in a movie set in the 50s
>>218203948Kylie is 100% aryan ethnically.
>>218203948How is this even a question? Goop of course, she hasn't bogged herself and she's still got a fit body, and her jade eggs probably still make her pussy nice and tight.>>218203952He was Jewish.
>>218203952The cops were based in that scene. Casting did a great job overall.
>>218203952nippel
Chris Martin must be seethingAnyway Paltrow is a whore
>>218204066isnt he plapping dakota johnsondont think he minds
>>218203679It’s like a fight scene choreographer but for sex. Some people feel more comfortable working with them because they also kinda make sure that lines don’t get crossed in the moment.
>>218203952The Kama sutra is from like the 3rd century.
>>218205560why dont actors just fuck, seems so much easier than dealing with an HR lady watching over you with a magnifying glass to make sure you don't touch peepeesActors constantly commit adultery anyways, so what's the deal with shoving a penis in a vagina for a couple of minutes on set?
>>218205634>helo butiful saar i eat ur catty veddy gud yes?
>>218205635Liability for the production company regarding pregnancies or STD's
>>218205723almost no one wears a condom in porn these days, surely hollywood can learn something from san fernando?
>>218203525You will never walk alone
>>218205767Yeah but they are a porn production with related waivers and also increased personal insurance costs. Plus if you go down that line your film will now have to be categorized and rated as porn and that will not make global cinema release feasible anymore.That's why I know some movies that hint at real sex are full of shit, there's no way a production company would risk that legal fallout from lying about the sex scenes being simulated or not.
>>218203480>I asked for the protections to be removed so I could rape this childUmm not ok sweaty
>>218203562>Sells a "the smell of my pussy" candle>Instead of actually smelling like her pussy and making billions, it's some stupid "feminist" statement or something and smells like a rancid tuna can left out in the sun for 3 daysWhat a dumb bitch lmao
>>218203672She's Jewish, so maybe, but removing that confounding factor, no idea if there's an "inherent" correlation or direct causation
>>218205971Dont Jewish women have sideways pussies
>>218205956Not gonna lie, lighting up one of these candles during a pokernight with the lads sounds like fun.>Anon, what's that smell?>Gwyneth Paltrow's pussyI wonder if they would order me to open a window or if we would bask in the ambience.
>>218205956>>Instead of actually smelling like her pussy and making billions, it's some stupid "feminist" statement or something and smells like a rancid tuna can left out in the sun for 3 daysThat's not true
>>218203480I really hope no one on /tv/ liked Marty Supreme unironically. I thought it was not possible to create a cringier "autobiography" than the Robbie Williams monkey movie, but this>wow we Jews have it so hard, we are such adventurous tricksters and geniuses of sport, and and also shonen anime protagonistspretend-biopic has outdone it in every cringe-way.
>>218203854People are finally appreciating /ourgirl/
>>218205376She left him for a zoomer.to be fair sometimes it’s just time to pass the torch, didn’t he lose his virginity to Natalie Imbruglia?
>>218206167Well what does it smell like
>>218207014Ooph, she turned into a ghoul.
>>218207014Perfect MILF feet
>>218207014>no braNice
>>218203951I used to jerk off to her a lot in Shallow Hal especially the fat scenes
>>218207014>not even a 5 star on Wikifeetmid
Why is she called Goop?
>>218207568they're not perfect but they're at least an 8/10
>>218205956>>218206148The candle just smells like a common scented candle. The statement was "vaginas don't smell bad". If you lit one up with your lads, you'd just be lighting up a lavender scented candle and playing poker. Kinda gay.
>>218206565>>218206167It's just a scented candle. >top notes of bergamot, geranium and cedar, heart notes of damask rose and a base of ambrette seed
>>218206514>didn’t he lose his virginity to Natalie Imbrugliabased if true
>>218203480If Chalamet had said it everyone would be coming for his head.
>>218207685It's the name of her company, called "Goop" because the suits told her to give it a name with two O's like Google or Yahoo, so it's her initials with two O's inbetween
>>218207968They are 10/10 for me, maybe 9/10 because they're a little too bony>>218207568Wikifeet has shit taste
>>218207685Gwenyth PaltrowGPthe two Os are were added because she allegedly believed that successful businesses had two Os like Yahoo and Google. I suspect it was more of a joke than anything. The other story that she's told is that Goop was a childhood nickname her dad called her or something.
>>218208178>>218208192sounds like poop lol
>>218203944kek, based
>>218208195I would absolutely let her goop in my mouth
>>218208217Gross dudeYou know she's Jewish, right?
>>218207014Probably because those aren't nice m8. Stop posting this shit.
>>218208254Shit taste
>>218203944Checked, very nice.
>>218208178>>218208192So she put that much thought into the name but didn't realize that Google and Yahoo are either neutral or positive terms while goop is a negative term?
>>218203480Imagine being her husband and hearing this. Rome was right about actors.
>>218203480what a beauty
>>218208315The irony.
>>218203480Based
>>218208486My headcanon is that it was just a joke taken too far. I think she was having a laugh and didn't think the brand would take off as well as it did. She sells novelty products to bored housewives. It should have lasted like 5 years tops, but the vagina candle thing pushed the business into news cycles so she got a ton of free PR.
>>218209174Never underestimate the financial power of rich roasties
the age gap is gross
>asked the intimacy coordinator to step backcan they just do thatwhat is the point of an intimacy coordinator then
>>218209216Older woman / younger man is kinoThe other way around is gross
>>218203480>actors dont want any creep voyeur near to them telling them how to fuck when they film sex scenesmindblown
>>218209254>that gifliteral sexual assaultshe should be locked up
>>218208086>female circumcision still happening in many parts of the world>"better let those mean men know that my pussy doesn't smell bad!"The number of western white women that have contributed to how terrible the world is must be very high, I would imagine.
19 year old boys vs 39 year old hagsas god intended
>I wasn't in SpidermanGrandma having early onset dementia, sad
>>218208254As I said, you're a fag.
>>218209391based, she doesn't give a shit and makes marvel fans absolutely seethe at heri hate actors who have to pretend to know what glupp shitto said under his breath in scene 141 of marvel movie #32
>>218207014Okay but why wear cleavage shirts when you have saggy little tube-sock titties?
>>218209756Because she's a whore
>>218206565milk and pennies
>was hoping for a timmy hate thread>it's a hag-gooning threadlame
>>218210174yeah,so surprinsing that a bunch of internet outcast weirdos have mommy isuesbaka
>>218210174*hag gooping
>>218210373>AAAAHHH I'M GOOPING I'M SUCH A GOOPER
Shower sex with Gwyneth
Are people still #MadAtMort?
>warned for posting off topic feet picHEY JANNY I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF
>>218203679yes
>>218203480Imagine the roles were reversed and a 50+ year old male actor told the intimacy coordinater to disappear before he hooked up his 20 something hot female costar
>>218203679They make sure the director doesn't exceed the previously agreed boundaries as stated in the actor/actress's contract. Not so much due to being prudes, but to make sure the actors get paid for what they do. Some directors are notorious rapey cheapskates who promise that they "will never use the extra footage" only to use it in the final cut and not pay extra to the actors.
>>218203480A kike and a white women and you support this? Proof jews are white
>>218211996>white woman Gwyneth Paltrowicz
>>218203480Well on the one hand shes like 70 and has banged everyone in hollywood over the last 50 yearsBut on the other hand that hasnt slowed her down any, she still sticks a lot of weird stuff up her vagina & is probably much more fun than all these prissy little starlets who still have a teenagers selfish understanding of sex. But that Timmotheyeie tard is a fuckin fruitcake, I aint watching that shit
>>218211287Bruh if they use the footage you get paid or the contract is violated, which entitles the offended party to penalties, which means they get paid more. The only role that makes sense is basically a referee to prevent scenes like Marlon Brando shoving butter up a costar’s ass.
>>218210209ah yes, because hating on little timmy is a sure indicator of mental stability
>>218203767Damn, Paris has ninjas?
>>218203480shes ugly af
>>218203480What is the biggest thing Paltrow has been in before Iron-Man?
>>218203480
>>218203952Just like the songs then
>>218214701Seven
>>218214701Shakespeare in LoveRoyal TenenbaumsShallow HalTalented Mr. RipleyAustin Powers
>>218210522I never understood why that movie got such hate, sure it was at best evening dinner slop but definetly not the worst thing that came during that period
>>218216342Sorry but I'm still #MadAtMort
