i still dream of jeanniewho would you cast for a reboot? could it even be done today?
Sydney Sweeney/thread
>>218203867>There's an I Dream of Jeannie porn parodyHuh.
bump :)
Xochi
>>218203867No. They’d try to make it gritty and realistic or too sexual. Plus, people would have issues with a female servant bound to fulfill her “master’s” every wish. I dream of Jeannie is pure kitsch kino and a relic of its time. It couldn’t be made today and be good.
>>218204218It could. It just wouldn't be made today and be good.
>>218204218>too sexualNigga nothing is too sexual anymore. It's safe sexy nowadays.
>>218204087bitch is too ugly, a femlet and built like a fridge
>>218204174what is this expression trying to convey?
>>218204609ICE alert
>>218203867it was sexy in an ironic jokey way since the actress was already a walled 30-something when it was airing
>>218203867Nell Fisher of course
>>218204674she's still alive
My dick is so small I can pee on my balls
>>218204310You have to give her credit for one thing, just the mention of her name is enough to bring out the raging gays in force. Like you.
>>218203867Emma RobertsIn this version Jeannie is borderline evil and works as a living monkey paw. Wishes usually end with femdom and humiliation, but the guy always comes back for the next one.
>>218205148yeah, liking actually attractive women is so fucking gay
>>218204674>it was sexy in an ironic jokey way since the actress was already a walled 30-something when it was airingThey also shaved a few years off her age.
>>218204609there's shrapnel all shot through my fucking ear
>>218205053she had a Black love interest in Stranger Things
>>218205274>Wishes usually end with femdom and humiliationhaha that sounds horrible who would even want that? haha
>>218203867What porno is this?
>Eden's son Michael Ansara passed away in 2002 from a drug overdose. He was 37.[3]
>>218204218>todayhell just ten years after the original show had stopped airing and it was too late to do something like that anymore
>>218204120That doesn't seem surprising at all
Imagine the sex.
>>218204087Jim Parsons as Maj NelsonJames Franco as Roger HealySeth Rogan as Dr BellowsWanda Sykes as the chair force general
>>218203867Can't glorify space travel anymore because orange man likes it so no
>>218203867Your mom
>>218205734>this was considered risky in the 60si want to go back
>>218203867McKenna Grace. She's cute and has the spunky nature of Jeannie
>>218203867bobes :)
>>218204087As long as she doesn't wear shoes
>>218203867mindy khaling sir
>>218204087>/threads himselfTypical Sweeneyfag behavior
>>218204609>what is this expression trying to convey?eXtreme flatulence
>>218204218If you ever watch the show the whole thing was a "Who's the boss?" type situation. Jeannie was nominally a servant but would misinterpret wishes all the time to make things entertaining.Jeannie was a power bottom.
>>218207904Golshi!
>>218208059t. homosexual. But I think you mean brat.
>>218208059I have watched the show, which is why I said it couldn't be made well today. Yes, I know that Jeannie fucks things up, but you're kidding yourself if you don't think uppity articles would be written about the master/slave dynamic.
>>218204087Based
>>218204174she has hairier arms than my as an aryan chadabsolutely disgusting
>>218205516yes, we're all aware jews run hollywood
>>218209125>than my as an aryan chadGood morning, saar
>>218205516so what chud?
>>218209650the white race is dying because of you
>>218209125Jesus. How low T are you?
Considering it's 2026 they would absolutely demand the genie be some shade of brown to account for the middle east origin. Personally I would pick Sasha Calle but that probably won't be enough for the horde and they'll either cast some goblin or can the whole reboot altogether
>>218210074I would also take Bryce Dallas Howard (she'd fit the roll better anyway) but there's no fucking way they wouldn't tape her body up and make her wear compression shorts/bras
>>218203867>could it even be done today?It should be made to reflect modern themes by having Major Nelson being an Iraq vet who has Jeannie force his Muslim neighbors to watch as she sucks his dick with a Quran between her ass cheeks.
>>218203867>rebootHow do I legally get a government job where I oversee the execution of these people?
>>218203867Every single breast type has a very specific name and these are the type of breasts I call "capital knockers"
>>218210873i call them bolt ons
>>218210141>clint howard took baths with that
>>218210141why post some shitty ai pic instead of an actual photo of her
>>218209159t. jeet>>218209935it's called being white
>>218203867idris elba
Weird Science reboot when?
>>218204087I dream of sweeney
>>218211335Perfect.
>>218204174Damn
>>218204174Where bobs?
>>218211152>jeetyes, you are
>>218210074this is a gross photograph
>>218210898What's it listening to?
>>218213829komm süßer tod
>>218204174nobody likes your shitskin beaner
>>218214022I hope you mean Bach and not Evangelion.
>>218213829Girlfriend roleplay audios.
