>It's an Elaine episode
>>218204443lmao the episode where they go from friends to fuck buddies to not talking to a couple but then by the next episode (the baby shower and illegal cable episode) its all forgotten because of the status quo
I watched Seinfeld with my dad as a little kid and while a fair number of the jokes flew over my young head I can confidently say JLD is the first non-animated woman I fell in love with on tv.
>>218204491she's wet in this scene
>>218204513>JokesWhat fucking jokes?>Haha imma jew so quirky and Jewish ha ha
>>218204513>>218204544>No soup for you haha so Jewish and soupless
>>218204513Same. Gave me a weakness for the curly black Jewess hair.
she peaked in that episode she realizes she is becoming George when she's got the red hoody, jean jacket and glasses on
>>218204583probably nearly as hairy as helena bonham carter
>>218204618Odessa, JLD, and Helena could be Pokemon evolutions of a sultry brunette succubus.
>>218204650>odessathe only thing that hideous bitch has in common with JLD and Helena is the hair, she looks like a fucking light brown mutt besides that, delete your post, then delete yourself
>>218204491But why did she want to be fuckbuddies with Jerry when he couldn't give her real orgasms?
>>218204670More for me!
>>218204683just make sure you don't feed her after midnight
Seinfeld is the television and comedic equivalent to paint drying. I have no idea why every faux intellectual still jerks this show off to such a degree
>>218204650>ZionFuck off.
Elaine, moments before gettin throated. she is filthy
>>218204723Yep. You said it. It's astroturfed garbage.
>>218204675The Move absolutely works.
>>218204443>It's an Elaine episode>"Grrr men are le bad and are bad at le sex and all they think about is sex">"No one has fucked me for 12 hours and now I'm mad"Bravo Larry David. Great writing.
>>218204723It's a show that you can only appreciate if you lived on your own in your 20s and 30s.
>it's a Puddy episode
>>218204812Funny cause that's specifically when I decided to give it a try and yeah it's definitely just a bunch of spoiled boomers having regular conversations with a laugh track jammed in. You're all just entertained by the 90s equivalent of normie slop and you think you're smart for it.
>>218204788>take a hot woman>write her as a manthey were onto something
>>218204865>you think you're smart for it.Literally nobody said that. You seem insecure.
>>218204902It's called an insult. I'm inferring that you guys' reddit behavior when it comes to this show brings you self satisfaction because you think this unfunny show normies jerked off 30 years ago is somehow kino
>>218204949Well keep up the good work of owning the people you create in your head :)
>>218204970You're literally doing what he's saying you guys do in response
>>218204987>doing what he's sayingWhich is?
>>218204491I think that episode was meant to be the last of the season and then on the episode The Pen where they go to Florida, Jerry mentions briefly how they can't get the relationship to work anyway so they're back at being friends
>>218204723>faux intellectual still jerks this show off to such a degreekek who are you talking to that watching Seinfeld is an attempt at seeming intellectual? It's a sitcom bruh
>>218205035Being a pedantic little fag over a shitty show
>>218205063Lol what do you think pedantic means, retard?
>>218205063look up pedantic before you make your next post ranjeet
>mfw seinfeld haters just have to comment on every seinfeld thread
>it's a Jerry meets a girl way out of his league and ends up dating her, but in reality he's fucking underage girls episode
>>218204723Were you bullied by normies who liked Seinfeld?
>>218205081>>218205091You're both retarded. Pedantic is the word people used before they called someone reddit, because it describes the same thing. Id love for you to show me a screenshot of the definition though
>>218205146>definition depends on how it's used on basketweaving boards>wants to be spoonfed a screenshotYeah you're a moron, get your highschool degree before your next post please.
>>218204443is this thread sponge worthy?
>>218204675kek i think the real explanation would be that seinfeld suffers from the writers not remembering early episodes. this episode is late season 2 and the mango episode with the fake orgasms is the start of season 5
>>218205036possible that it got jumbled up there's like 5 episodes in between but maybe they were supposed to be ordered differently
>>218205204I was telling you to show me a screenshot because you're gonna be pretty disappointed with how retarded you are when you actually look the fucking word up.
i had a dream where elaine was blowing me and then she started chewing on my balls and she ripped them off with her teeth and started chewing loudly then kramer burst in and started miming balls being ripped off and the room exploded with laughter
I was caught off guard suddenly watching Elaine get railed
>>218205098there's people whose job is to come into every thread on here and shit it up by being contrary/negative/insulting, it's supposed to drive people away from the site, it used to be jidf but now I think they pay jeets to do it for 2 cents on the dollar
