Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries..
FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE BAFTA AWARDS!
FUCK SALT
>>218206993LOOKS LIKE A LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN
Show us on the awards recipient where the N word touched you
...WHO'S THE FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA?
> "Then he told me to tell you that he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire." > "WELL you tell him that I said I wouldn't piss on him if he was on JEOPARDY!"I wish I was this funny when I'm drunk
>your appointment will be on the 21st to see Dr Rhodes. >*pause*>remember that fat wrestler from the 1980s named dusty rhodes? MAN he was a piece of SHITFunniest one to this day.
>>218208733That's your dad!
>>218208765off-the-cuff nonsense humor like this is my specialty IRL but if i have to sit and try to be funny, i cannot do it
OUCHMOTHERFUCKER YOU JUST HIT ME IN THE DICK>..sorryYOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD(beat)I MEANT THIS THING NOT MY DICK
Hello, BAFTA? I watched your award show, the one with the celebrities? And it made me feel like a piece of SHIT
>>218208859THIS BETTER BE THE N-WORD TOURETTES AND NOT THAT PALESTINE PIECE OF SHIT....FUUUUUUUUCK
>>218208853Seth Rogan should play this guy in a movie with DJ Qualls as the son
I miss the old internet, bros
>>218208586UPDATE APPARENTLY NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THAT NIGGER SO FUCK EM
YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS AND TAKE A TWO HOUR SHIT FOR ALL I CARE
>>218208817OH SHIT!
>>218208859>>218208881KekFucking gold
I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS "COOOOOOOMBS"
