cast them
>>218207835Zoomers: Electric boogaloo
>>218207835 I can understand 40-year-olds on /tv/ having a hateboner for Chalamet because he's jewish but what's your excuse for hating Jacob Elordi, apart from seething jealousy perhaps kek?
>>218207835Elrodi is so fucking ugly. It's like his face is stitched together from various failed Robert ZDar and Javier Milei clones. No wonder Del Taco cast him as Frankenstein, although the mistake was to put him into shitty makeup. I have zero clue why he is considered a zoomer sex symbol. Timmy has a kike ratface but that look at least kinda goes some time back. He is like a Tumblr sexyman type, I get that.
>>218207835It's like the maturation process stopped halfway. You know what I mean?
>>218207881>I have zero clue why he is considered a zoomer sex symbol.Have you considered the fact that he facemogs and heightmogs 99% of humanity?
My mom loves both these little girls
>>218207835Twins remake
>>218207835Chalamet's facial angularity is insane. Look at his jaw compared to Jacobs'. Jacob looks subhuman compared to Chalamet. Never forget /tv/, lean is law. Peroid
>>218207874who?
>>218207835>Ass to ass
>>218209116Now compare him to Peter O'Toole. WTF is this astroturf shit that forces us to accept substandard as GOAT?? Acting never existed until him, JFC just tax us MOAR for Climate Change now!
>>218207874elordi is just zoomer adam driver
>>218207835*mogs both effortlessly*
>>218207874The pseudo-masculine appearance of his features just displeases me. I don't go around talking about it, but you asked.
>>218207874I just don't like his face. He would be an incel if he wasn't on the tall side.
>>218207835Remake of Call Me By Your name, since Armie is disgraced.
>>218209330He apparently lifts so it took effort.
>>218207835Are they making an Andy Sixx biopic?
>>218209330why do you have gay clips saved?
>>218207835Fight Club 2027
>>218207835Metal Gear Solid
>>218207874I hate all Australians out of principles.
>>218207850Timmy is a millennial
Perfect Strangers?
>>218207835kek Elordi looks spanish as fuck there
>>218207835>going from Steve McQueen, Charles Bronson, Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Sean Connery, Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson, DiCaprio, Brad Pitt to Jacob Elordi, Timothée Chalamet and Glen PowellIt hurts a lot, americans, what have you done ?
>>218207874Are you retarded? Kids are going around saying "6-7" and basically talking an entire female hivemind into existence, while the next big male movie star stands at 6'5.We hate him because he's literally ruining women for all other men. Women in 2026 think niggerball players are the standard male bodytype, and not completely anomalies. There was a time, not all that long ago, when it was considered clownish to be that tall. Now you have a (mildly) attractive white guy who can act, and he's that tall? Fuck outta here.
>>218209330
>>218207835elordi is hot but he has yet to prove himself in a serious role that isn't YA slop for girls
