Well, I am the king and I say there will be another episode this sunday!Previous >>218207212
>>218209932>George R.R. Martin 5'6No wonder he has no sense of scale.
Which way, white man?
>is a more kino family scene than anything in House of the Woman Moment
>look at him, such a dork, getting buried with bees
From the Blackwater Bay to the Sunset SeaWesteros shall be free.Remember that, Duncan.
>>218210816it's actually insane
Daemon Blackfyre did nothing wrong.
>>218210813bear island to fuck chubby tomboys all day
>>218210813This is Lonely Light erasure!
>>218210813Did you know that if you lived in Oldtown the events of the main series would have exactly zero impact on your life?
Satin is Bobby B bastard daughter
>>218210837helping Corbray after their fight was something wrong
>>218210837He fell for the usurper meme tho.
>>218210868Name me 6 people who aren't Bobby B's bastards
>>218210865>gets eaten or driven mad by whatever Lovecraftian monster Euron summons up
>>218210837He bore the sword, simple as.
>>218210887Rhaegar Targaryen
>>218210786SECRET SEVENTH EPISODE CONFIRMED! I DREAMED IT! TRUST THE PROPHECY!
>>218210865That's true for a bunch of other places as well
>My brother's mace, most like. He's strongStrong, you say?
Remember not to buy your helmets from Bloodraven subsidiaries.
>>218210813Did t*rgshits burned down all the forests or something? Thats such a pitiful amount of forested areas compared to the huge landmass what westeros depicted by gurm.
>>218210813Ive always wondered whats west of westeros
>>218210984Bronze age(or First men age for Westeros) is period of time when Europe was least forested before industrialization.retards would literally burn a forest, plant high yield crops for few years until land was exhausted and then move on to next forest, leaving huge tracks of land barren Don't blame targs, blame first men
Who was it that knocked Aerion off his horse?
>>218211024essos
>>218210816no words are needed
>>218211024There's these three islands with venomous lizards and water sources. And then a whole lot of ocean until you end up in YiTi.
>>218211038Bloodraven
The realm needs goodmen
>>218210984Presumably it only maps forests that have been confirmed with a known location. The North would have more and the Riverlands should definitely have some.
>>218211077Goodwomen and goodchildren as well.
>>218211077How many though?
>>218211038The same apple who kept smacking him on the head everytime he passed.
>>218211093Ten and some climbing spikes
>>218210984Fantasy maps usually only show big deep forests of note. Boring regular forests aren't drawn in. Blame Tolkien.
>>218210813>the iron islands, famous naval power, has no trees
>>21821109320
The Seven see Ned dying on the steps of their sept and intervene to save his lifeCan retard Ned manage to unfuck the situation with this literally deux ex machina 1UP?
>>218211138tbf Britain during the 18th and 19th century imported wood and other naval materials from Russia
I feel it in my souls that season 3 is going to be good and will redeem the show.
>nobody knows his origins, smallfolk claim he was there centuries before the Targs. Would make him the oldest dragon ever recorded>eats targ dragons>refuses a rider>refuses to follow behavior conventions that every other dragon follows>refuses to elaborate>leaveswhat's his endgame?
>>218211174you're a retarded faggotthat being said it might had some cool battles but the writing will be shit and the leaks will be real
>>218211098What a zesty fucker
>>218211174There is no redeeming s2 dont kid yourself. Dragon on dragon violance and more dead t*rgs is reason enough to watch tho.
>>218211174Supposedly, a big part of season 2's problems was the writer's strike. I have low expectations but I expect it to be at least better than season 2
>>218211138>not even able to grow enough food to support horses on the islands>somehow can field 15K+ men and a massive fleetbravo GRRM, the North should have an army of 100K+ based on those numbers
>>218211179>The Cannibal Master Plan
>>218211171yeah but iron islanders are dirt poor reavers
>>218211210It can't exactly be worse>it's worse
>>218211174That would truly subvert my expectations
>>218211179its a dragon made by non-targs
>>218211179When Egg/Aegon V turns Dunk into a dragon, Dragon-Dunk fucks with Cannibal and makes Daenerys' eggs.
>>218211229Don't they have mines? Can sell that for naval supplies. Although in the books I think the islands do have forests as it's mentioned they're chopping them down to build Euron's massive fleet
>>218211267Daenarys eggs came from assai.
>>218211174Any leaks?
>>218210813why are the twins considered so important that you have to suck the freys cock if you want to march an army north or south? its not even near the fucking road! its only relevant if you want to invade the barren looking cape of eagles. Lord harroways's town looks way more strategically important (its not quite on the river though).so what gives? why do you need the twins if you have the kingsroad?
>>218211179He just belonged to another dragonlord family and isn't blood bonded to the targ shits.
>>218211024Westereros
>>218211179He goes his own way.
>>218210865See, that's why I don't like the (((Maesters))) shitposts. They know to not shit where they eat, unlike certain others.
>>218207240>Why did the First Men job so badly to the Andals despite having the homefield advantage?Andals got crushed everywhere except the Vale and they only succeeded there because of infighting amongst the First Men. Every ancient castle still has a Godswood with a heart tree, Andals got a long term cultural victory by whoring out their daughters after losing battles. Basically the Catelyn Tully strategy where she bitches and moans until Ned builds a sept and lets a septa raise his daughters
Why are all the shows so allergic to chainmail and plate armor? Hotd was a step in the right direction with armor but its still just a chest piece, gauntlets with everything else being fucking leather or gambeson.
>>218211285The story spine was leaked a few weeks ago
>>218210816I find this scene to be even more impactful once I realized that Sam Spruell himself is a father.HotD could never...
>>218211168Ned would back Stannis immediately and would tell Robb that an independent North is retarded.North, Riverlands and Stannis attack King's Landing together.King's Landing falls within a couple weeks.Ned executes Cersei and takes Joffrey as a ward to prevent retaliation from Tywin.The only part that is kind of iffy is The Reach. Highgarden either joins the Lannisters with the promise of Margaery wedding Joffrey or stays out of it.
>>218210786Oh you would like more art? Is this a paying gig?
>>218211282dany's eggs are the 3 eggs that got stolen and then sold if they weren't from targ stock they wouldn't give a shit about dany and would eat her
>>218211316CHEAP
I wonder how a hard boiled dragon egg would taste like...
A Game of Thrones was released on August 1, 1996.A Dance with Dragons was released on July 12, 2011.That's 5,458 days between the first and fifth books.June 21, 2026 is 5,458 days since A Dance with Dragons. That's the day I officially give up all hope of Winds.
>>218211404Could you even boil a dragon egg?
>>218211316I thought AKOTSK was a step up in the armor department personally. Lots of full plate and mail. Still occasionally doing the leather thing but mainly on the background characters.
>>218211282What they want you to believe is that the three eggs were stolen by Elissa Farman from Dragonstone's hatchery during the reign of King Jaeherys, in order to finance her attempt to circumnavigate the globe. Corlys Velaryon later spots her ship in Asshai. Dunk-dragon hooking up with a femdom Cannibal is of course the real explanation.
>>218211424June 21, 2026, is also a Sunday. There's a chance HOTD season 3 premiers on that date lmao
>>218211214GRRM is retard, total Westeros population is mere 40 million, France population in 14th century is 15-20 million.total population about 100 million people
>>218211290Rob Stark wanted to avoid the main Lannister army. It was vital for the Young Wolf, but for everyone else it was a nice shortcut for Riverrun and the Westerlands to reach the North. It's just that Walder Frey is a mean old bastard who wants to charge people a premium to complete that route oerly, and was able to tell that this shortcut was key to Rob Stark's strategy so he really gouged them.
>>218211427Probably. They are resistant to fire, not immune.
>>218210813>The Arbor>Not a single tree
>>218211447Don't even start talking about how the economy and exchange rates between coins makes no fucking sense
>>218211351>would tell Robb that an independent North is retardedprobably realistic because Ned is a retard, but independent North is the only thing that makes sense when the Iron Throne doesn't have dragons. Robb's only mistake was not trading Jaime for his sisters and going back North. No kingdom got fucked harder by the Targs than the North in terms of lost power
>>218211471How tall is the Wall again?
lore accurate Val
>>218210786I so wish this were true
>>218210816Great shit.
>>218211447>>218211471this is why I hate the fat fuck and his hurr durr tax policy memes
>>218211446>>218211424Even God rested on Sunday
>>218211473>No kingdom got fucked harder by the Targs than the North in terms of lost powerwhat? Northmen can do what they fuck they want up North, they didn't lose any power. One thing targs did right was unify Westeros to stop petty wars between each other
>>218211447Isnt Westeros close to size of American continent?
>>218211471>exchange rates between coinsgo on, what about them?
Whose your favorite wine aunt?
>>218211174NOT. BLOODY. LIKELY.
>>218211038Aerion and Dunk both got knocked off at the same time when Aerion charged at him
>>218211457the Twins are a plot device for GRRM to make the Red Wedding happen>over multiple centuries the Tullys never invest to build a decent bridge to reduce Frey power>Freys aren't crippled post-rebellion for not helping fight, stronger than ever>bridge wouldn't even make them much money anyway, location is shit because nobody is taking goods North via landthe worst aspect is that GRRM has Tywin magically build a bunch of rafts for his army to get to King's Landing in time for the battle of the Blackwater. Somehow Robb can't do the same to get across a river to avoid raped by the Freys
>>218211520South America
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALICE WAS A SPECIAL LASS
>>218210816>allow your son to be a massive asshole>hes such an asshole that your younger son wants to kill him>your younger son is willing to abandon your house and recruits some 7 foot tall peasant retard to murder his brother>when the 7 foot tall retard shows mercy, your younger son tries to murder your asshole sonuhh how is this kinothe dad was a massive retard
>>218211174helmet? at leas they gave Dunk a good reason to ditch his helmet halfway into the fight
>>218211520
>>218211316>Hotd was a step in the right direction with armorit got worse
>>218211473>No kingdom got fucked harder by the Targs than the North in terms of lost powerWhat power to be had in da norf? Independant north is a meme. All they do is still watch the fucking wall and still be dependant on foodstuffs from south.Either they conquer riverlands or continue to be irrelevant shithole.
SER ARLAN OF PENISTREE
>>218210887Jackie Cha-oh, nm.
>>218211555this nigga better come back for season 2I don't care how they justify it
>>218211290You need to go through it access the western core of the Riverlands unless you want to go all the way south and then west.
>>218211174>I feel it in my souls that season 3 is going to be good and will redeem the show.
>>218211572>thinking you can map it to a globesouthros goes on for literally forever
>>218211601I love Sam SpruellHe carried Fargo season 5 on his backDunno how I never noticed him before recently
>>218211309>Ned builds a sept and lets a septa raise his daughtersA prime symbol of First Men being cucks.
>>218211174>No helmetfuck off. cunt. don't worry he's a shit Targaryen.
>>218211572The north should be larger
>>218211572That depiction is both shit and pretty cool at the same time idk why. Connecting "lands of always winter" to another side of the world is pretty good tho. Makes you ponder if they are getting zombie invasitons on the other side of the world as well.
>>218211174Daemon's armour is great, it's a shame the helmet they gave him is clearly some lame plastic
>>218211584Ser Arlan knighted Dunk using his penis instead of a sword. Dunk isn't sure if that should count or not
>>218211098Fucking based.
>>218211572>beyond the wall far enough leads to another continent>the free folk were too stupid to realize this and decided to march towards a giant guarded ice wall
>>218211517>Thorrhen Stark is able to casually raise a 30K man army to march South of the neck>while having enough men to spare to still defend his coasts and the Neck manned>Robb is only able to raise 18K men after a 10 year summer>Night's Watch used to have over 10K men, now less than 1KTargs took the New Gift and crippled the Watch and the North in terms of food production and manpower. The North now has to constantly worry about wildling raids which saps more manpower and reduces production further. There are a shit ton of castles in the North that used to be occupied that are now in ruins so the Targs could pay for the dragonpit, Summerhall, tourneys, and wars
>>218211572>turns out Arya ends up dying at see>probably tied to the mast and raped hundreds of times by a mutinous crew who rightly blame her for getting them killed by being a retard girlbossmaybe we were too harsh towards D&D. They did some things right in the finalle
>>218211572essos is west of westeros??? dont make sense
>>218211174where are the knights? why is he surrounded by men-at-arms?
>>218211718Wait until you learn about Greenland and Iceland
>>218211634They do. They say the Five Forts of Yi-Ti were built to protect against the Others during the Long Night.
>>218211623certified kino enhancer
>>218211661In most cultures sword/weapon also means penis so it counts.
>>218211738Vagina is actually the Latin word for sheathe
>>218211316I've heard that even with modern production technology and making it out of plastic it's still expensive and time consuming to create a chainmail shirt. Because some intern still has to put thousands of rings together.
>>218211625its really just autism atheist grrm's twisted version of how pagans were converted via inclusion
>>218211581>still be dependant on foodstuffs from souththe North was able to feed itself for thousands of years while independent and they fielded larger armies during that time. White Harbor is way closer to Braavos than any of the southern kingdoms, the North would realistically trade with Essos more than the rest of Westeros
>>218211669there's giant wall on the other side too
>>218211623>I ain't being Jewed by no Eskimo
>>218211316this is the worst kingsguard armor
If Jon Umber led the attack on Tywin instead of Roose while Rob saved riverrun would he do more damage to the main lannister host.Also no king in da norf
>>218211794dayne's is the worst and its not even close
>>218211669There is a reason why almost nobody travels from Europe to North America via the North Pole. It's a hellish frozen wasteland that will get you killed.Not to mention that in ASOIAF it's inhabited by ice lichs and zombies.
>>218211794No, it definetly isn't
>>218211488Something pretty nuts like 500 feet, I think.
>>218211810nevermind you are right, but that was always temporary armor in my mind
>>218211702if they'd actually shown how powerful of a warg she is like in the books her being an elite sailor/explorer might make sense. Orcas are literally called "seawolves" in the books, Arya could warg one to scout ahead for land. And use birds as well
Cute and canon!
>>218211819>heres that legendary sword i was telling you about
>>218211572Reminder that Planetos is one of the 1000 Worlds. The Weirwoods are the Hrangans. The Comet is a Volcryn.
>>218211819Lmao wtf were they thinking?>yeah lets give this legendary knight a rusted iron chestpiece with no armguards and a cozy brown jumper
>>218211555I want a spin-off about this crazy fucker.
>>218211174>mogs all your armor
>>218211810>>218211819>need to show this guy is badass to casual viewers>could have made his sword actually look like Dawn and how it's pale white and "alive with light" to show he's special>instead have him meme dual wield like a faggotD&D had an extra 5+ years to do the Tower of Joy properly after skipping the vision of it in season 1 and they still butchered it. They didn't even get the numbers or dialogue right. It seems like they were actively spiteful in fucking with the source material in later seasons
>Visenya, eat my creampie out of Rhaenys' pussy
>>218211819When I first watched this it had been a while since I read the books and I genuinely did not remember or register that Dayne was supposed to be in the Kingsguard until after the episode.
>>218211174where the fuck is the plate and mail, and knights??? isn't that the lord of the riverlands??? are we in andal land or the norf?????
>>218211845Still soloed four guys and would have had a fifth if not for that duplicitous swamp fucker.
>>218210786What's the fate of Lady Gwin?
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>>218211845What do you want it to look? Like a lightsaber?
>>218211884I was pleasantly surprised they gave Dunk his armour from the comics
>>218211914the stables
>>218211786>North WaterI need to rewatch that, I watched it back to back with The Terror back in the day.
>>218211895they did say Daemon and Aegon I looked identical
>>218211917my hot wife
>>218211174>>218211884>>mogs all your armor (better edition)
>>218211930It's a good companion series to The Terror but I think it's inferior in almost every way. Besides maybe visuals. It was filmed in the actual arctic circle IIRC.
>>218211917Filmed sitting down for 90% of her scenes because the one shot of her standing up revealed what a fat midget she is.
aegon the conqueror vs aegon the dragonwhy two titles?whats the significance?
>>218211895>Orys' creampieFixed.
>>218211923pretty good stuff, already iconic
>>218211952*bonks you lightly on the head*MAMMA MIA
>>218211692It is explicitly stated that1. Robert only gather what men could be raised quickly. He wanted to rush down fast to save his father, and had no time for full mobilization.2. Many secretly rebellious houses only sent "as few as I dared", as Barbrey Dustin and Roose Bolton said.That's why after fighting an Ironborn invasion there are still armies left to do a northern civil war with Stannis (pbuh).
>>218211952i preferred the helmet with the visor but this is still great
>>218211174>>218211884>>218211952Blocks your path
>>218211980it's not his fault his son was a headlet
>>218211779They'd have to take back and redevelop the Gifts
>>218211893>>218211819>>218211845they clearly didnt give a shit about the making the "small" stuff great anymore. they probably told the props department its a 5 minute scene don't spend too much time on this
>>218211174Most of the main characters have been assassinated and the plot strayed from the source material to such lengths that it's impossible to fix it. The best you can hope for damage minimization or individual character plot lines to make it out unscathed (ie I can see Criston's story ending up mostly fine and in accordance with F&B in a manner similar to Brienne's).If they actually pull the trigger on (explicit) Rhaenicent the show fucking dies an undignified embarrassing death immediately and is in the running for worst work in the franchise.
>>218211914my large lance
>>218212008this hurt the blackfyres more than any of egg's songs
>>218211968I noticed that, too. She was prego but her legs were way thicker than what I was expecting.
>>218211973Many monarchs have multiple epithets. Dany is "Stormborn", "Mother of Dragons", and "Breaker of Chains"
>>218211962>but I think it's inferior in almost every way.It is plus Colin sometimes goes overboard(no pun intended) with the acting but I wanted more Arctic kino and it did its best to deliver.>It was filmed in the actual arctic circle IIRC.Yeah it was.
>>218212008Holy fuck those shields are awful
>>218211968deeply homosexual post
>>218211914PLAP PLAP PLAP SPLURT
>>218212022>Sir Lancelot
>>218211920I want it to look like it’s some sort of vaguely translucent white porcelain.
>>218212039dany is a mary sueall the other kings only have the one eachbut aegon has two
>>218210813North of the wall after the events of GoT. Unthawing will reveal who knows what, lots of opportunities to carve yourself a kingdom.
>>218212008gods GoT was shit then
>>218211038Nobody, he rolled off to keep fighting Dunk. You literally see him do it.
So why does House of the Dragon have black people? I could understand if they're from outside Westeros, but with the S2 casting of AKOTSK having a black dude, surely it's got lore reasons, right? Why does the second season suck? Beyond girl power. Give me a reason to say to normkesI haven't watched it, but it seems like dogshit.
>>218211174are there no knights here but Daemon?fucking Duncan at his most poor has better protection than a fucking Tully
>>218212083>Give me a reason to say to normkeskys
>>218212068Think again
>>218212020>If they actually pull the trigger on (explicit) Rhaenicent the show fucking dies an undignified embarrassing death immediately and is in the running for worst work in the franchise.It already jumped that shark with the "Rhaenicent sneaking around so they could secretly meet and actively trying to sabotage their own sides" absolute retardation. It's over for me.
>>218212083>So why does House of the Dragon have black people?To make one of the major plot points way more obvious but it was already obvious enough to begin with
So what was with this?
>>218212095I just don't wanna get weird looks for pointing out what should be obvious
>>218212060King Jaehaerys I "the Conciliator", "the Old King", and "the Wise"
>>218212129capital of the others
>>218212129Night King's summer resort.
>>218212060King Aegon V "The Unlikely" "Egg"
>>218212164winterhall
>>218212092is there anything in that image that isn't CGI?
Dunk is literally me, except i'm a coward and only 5'9". but the compulsive liar with eternal impostor syndrome and no confidence, yeah that's literally me
>>218212193Just fake it until you make it, that's the moral of Dunk's story
>>218212108At least Luke Roberts is a good actor, shame they wasted him
>>218212193>>218212210Faking it is also much easier when you’re a 6’11 brick shithouse. So remember to be like that too.
>>218212183none of it is
the north connects through to yi-tithe others are just chinese niggas
>>218212226at least he was cool and handsome ig
>>218212129A crashed spaceship of the Ecological Engineering Corps.
>>218212238meanwhile in Essos....
>>218212238Heh imagine Night Watch rangers killing couple of wights and noticing some of them having slanted eyes.
>>218212193If I were Dunk, I’d make it a habit to be knighted into the service of each Lord I served under, sort of like an undeniable pledge of service.
LYONEL KICKING MAEKAR
>>218212298Kek
>>218212108>>218212210>>218212248>James Sunderland is Ser Daynewhat the actual fuck
>>218212193well you're taller than Arlan's actor by 2 inches
I finally gave in and paid more money to the fatman. I ordered the World of Ice and Fire book, it's supposed to arrive tomorrow or the day after. Finally I'll be able to check all those claims about the lore outside the stories for myself, and I won't have to just believ fanwikis or anonymous claims on social media anymore.
>>218211895more like Aegon was eating the creampies of Rhaenys' many lovers. Aegon the Cuckeror, 2 wives for decades and only got 1 kid that looked nothing like him(not counting Visenya's blood magic baby)>>218211982>That's why after fighting an Ironborn invasion there are still armies left to do a northern civil war with Stannis (pbuh).GRRM pulled that out of his ass, the Wall was about to be breached by 50K+ wildlings yet nobody came despite weeks of warnings>>218212014>take backnot like the Night's Watch could do shit about it if the Starks wanted it considering the Watch has less than 1000 men, the fact they didn't give it back willing decades ago is the more shocking thing
>>218212309makes sense when you think about it
>>218212328Yeah but smaller than his cock by about 6 inches
>>218212336Very nice.
>>218212129Icecrown Citadel
>>218212336quickly anon bury deep into your mind the knowledge that house bungle has big fat cocks
>>218212298>TARG FUCKING SHIT!!!
>>218212008>armor tucked into the Urkel pantsBruh the final season was a joke.
>>218212336congrats anon
>>218212336don't feel too bad, i bought a replica of the show Blackfyre after the finale
>>218212298this is actually robert to rhaegar moments before he swings the hammer down on his chest
>>218212298It’s not every day you get free rein to punt a prince. Make the most of it.
>>218210816When Parker left out the "A Knight Who Remembers His Vows," line and apologizes that he kinda forgot about it, I feel like he's such a fucking fraud, just like all the rest of them. But then he has a scene like this and I feel he really gets it. He really fucking gets it.
>>218211282HOTD says those eggs are Dreamfyre's eggs
>>218211968and that's a good thing!
>>218212298OURS IS THE FURYhttps://voca.ro/17SPVGXgo5GZ
>Preston Jacobs is 6’6We have been denied a timeline where the biggest GoT autist around plays Dunk.
>>218212298if we could hear him laughing while doing this i would've given the show a 10
Is Aegon even that much of a better father than Maekar? Despite how much Duncan tried, all of Aegon's kids became screw-ups, and Aegon himself went mad like his brothers. You just can't help Targshits.
>Ned was just bad at southern politics, he was a good norfman!>despite having the best relationship with a King in Stark history, there's no evidence the North is benefitting at all>fought 2 wars for Robert but got nothing in return, Ned is still worried about food for the winter>completely oblivious to how much debt Robert had racked up, which could lead to another war in the future. Just needed to send a single letter to Jon Arryn asking about the state of the realm>did nothing to benefit the North through his relationships in the Vale and Riverlands>oblivious to the fact that Barbary Dustin hates him, that Roose and his heir are breaking his laws>makes no plans for his children's future>no small council position for any Northern lord>allows Mance to spend 10 years building up an army before investigating>was going to slaughter the direwolf pups without hesitation before Jon stopped him>follows the Old Gods but for some reason completely refuses to believe in supernatural shit like wargs or OthersNed bros.... not like this
>>218212492thank fucking god
>>218212492he lacks dunk's dumb charm and cute factor
>>218212193Just be Glendonpilled
>>218212508>a simp>a sisterfucker>a faggot
>>218210837He got dogwalked by Butthurtsteel and Fireball
>>218212508Only good Targ is a dead Targ
>>218212508Jon Snow deciding to not breed and die out in the north is the best thing a Targ can do for the world, fuck them all, Targs, Blackfyres, all of them
>>218212552targmutt moment
>>218212552Robert Baratheon is also a Targ.
>>218212570calm down Raymun
>>218212492I’m a little taller, but I’m also ugly as sin. I’d have made a pretty good Sandor, maybe.
>>218212514>Ned chooses Beric over Loras to chase after The Mountain.>Either Loras would have served Clegane's head on a platter or if he was killed Mace Tyrell would have marched north with an army and declared war on the Lannisters if they didn't hand that gigantic retard over. >Instead he got Zombie Robin Hood Dondarrion and his merry men raiding Lannister logistics lines.
>>218212129What's the Night's King endgame? Suppose he succeds, conquers the world, kills everyone and then what? Sit his ares on a frozen Iron Throne for all eternity?
>>218212539qrd?
>>218212193Have you considered a career in tech?
>>218211580>it got worseYou were saying?
>>218211492She looks fucking great here wtf I don't remember this
>>218212653fat ugly loserclaims hes the bastard son of a well known knightis the son of whoregot his knighthood via selling his sisters virginity to random knightis actually a genuinely very good knight/jouster despite his questionable origins
>>218211492imagine the hate sex
>>218212363I got the collector's edition blu ray box...
should've just given them a bucket helm or a bascinet, this shit looks out of place on that great armor
>>218212674This is the worst armor ever put on screen
>>218212684me neither lolI think she was wearing this in the battle of Blackwater episode so could be BTS shot
>>218212363PICSI want one myself, lady forlorn or oathkeeper, but it must have the red swirls in the metal
>>218212721no, thats mace tyrell armor when madness took the streets
>>218211762Chainmail i can understand but you can literally 3D print plastic plate armor and just paint it to look metal. Cosplayers do it all the time
>>218212721you want her to have this?
>>218212759I want her to have a hotter actress.
>>218212653>>218212697The irony is he claims to be the bastard son of the guy who was like the 2nd in command of the Blackfyres and is a massive Blackfyre dickrider himself but his presence completely fucks up the Blackfyre's plan by ruining their rigged tournament
>>218212721Go look up mace tyrels armor
>>218212585Targsissy cope to bandaid the crushing defeat
>>218211845>just put symbol or something on the hilt, idk
>This was easily the best part of the trial>We got to see none of itWhy are we banished from kino like this?
>>218212772>they pay to have him killed by the snail>fail because hes goated>they frame him for the theft>gets rescued because dunk is TRU knight(tm)>is told that the blackfyres did this to him>just says "I would have died for them if only they had asked."Bastards and fake knights are 100x the men that real knights are.the Cat fuck is a weak bitch compared to the knight of pussywillows
>>218212759I want her to have anything but a molded rubber breastplate>>218212748>>218212795Oh yeah...
>>218212653>fat bastard>everyone hates him for being a Blackfyre fag>but legit is a good jouster>so good that it fucks with their rigged tourney>gets tortured to shit and put on an unfair trial of combat>now fucking hates Blackfyre fags>BTFOS Daemon Blackfyre shit so hard that his attempt to rebel is foiled
>>218212631Crack open some cold ones with the boys
>>218212826pretty sure the snail was bribed to kill Dunk
>>218212882don't they imply he also went after ball?its been a while
>>218212631The Others just want to survive their genetic bottleneck and unify with some other humans, read Thousand Worlds
>>218211316Some of the armors looked decent but still rely too much on leather All they have to do is have a soldier wear a surcoat over chainmail and it would be great. Blackwood and Bracken armor is nest example. This could have easily been a 10/10 if they just gave him chainmail underneath
>>218211024westernmost obviously
>>218212900Preston, please!
>>218210786You are dead, Joffrey, and there will be no new episode this Sunday. However, it is a load of bullshit that it takes over two years to produce six to eight episodes.
Hate this fat fuck like you wouldn't believe
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>>218212922>There has to be trannies in game of thrones there just has to beWhy is this necessary?
>>218212947>create the blackfyre shits>but also create the solution, bloodravenat least he fixed his own mess
>>218212949Game of Dark Souls
>>218212959That's not a tranny, the only tranny is the breadtuber pirate in HotD
>>218212949NOOO PATEDONT GO TROUGHEDGAR ROSS AND HIS POSSEY ARE WAITING FOR YOUYOU CANT GUN THEM DOWN EVEN WITH DEADEYE
There are nine kingdoms, ser.
