Rob Zombie is jealous because John Carpenter is a genuine freak and he has to wear a mask
>>218211382I'm jealous of John Carpenter because he's awesome
rob zombie is a dork
>>218211382John carpenter is the real deal, while zombie is a male pick me
I like both John Carpenter and Rob Zombies, the autistic screeching over the Halloween remakes is pathetic
>>218211593Fanbases are pathetic in general.
>>218211608but what about cranberries?
>>218211382John Carpenter is a mensch.I’m gonna start saying yiddish words and reddit spacing my shit all over this fucking board to spite you fucking retards.
>John Carpenter is a genuine freak and he has to wear a maskhuh?
>>218211489Spider One is a cooler stage name and cooler brother.
>>218211382john carpenter is the goat, rob zombie is just okay in a good day, they don't play in the same league
>>218211382Zombie Changed his name from "Robert Bart Cummings".
>>218211627dangerously based
>>218211676Bart is a cool name, I would totally have everyone call me Bart
>>218211382Carpenter looks like Lo Pan from Big Trouble these days.https://youtu.be/sDIaL9Begao?si=XGsYyQFNXBS5FFZp
>>218211627commit suicide
>>218211645Shes into freaks
Rob Zombies Halloween corrected flaws with the original Halloween while making Michael scarier>plot hole of meyers somehow being able to drive is removed>explanation for meyers killing is given without requiring a sequel film>meyers is a genuinely imposing presence, appearing like even a gunshot wouldnt stop him and far more brutal like a homicidal maniac would beThe original is good. Zombies film is better
>>218211701I guess I had a fucked up childhood cause this is a nostalgic summer childhood movie for meSaw it in the best summer of my life and probably also best time of my life when I was 10 or 11My big brother came over tons of movies not suitable for children we watched in secret
>>218212148>Giving Mike Myers a sympathetic origin>Scarier
>>218212174I was referring to the whole sister family angle being explained without saving it for a random pull in a sequelBut yes, Michael's family life being poor is a far scarier psychological set piece than >here is kid who kills sister because....he does ok >:(
Rob zombie is jelly because he didn't have the balls to call out jews in their own medium like carpenter and bela lugosi did
>>218212358Lugosi did that? Any quotes or links?
>>218212368Look at his necklace my dudeYou have to be a retard at this point to not realize "vampirism" is an allegory for JewsNOSE feratu?Why do you think Hollywood makes so many vampire movies?
Wait until you realize the point of Pinocchio lmaoA wooden boy whose "not a real boy" in a pointy hat (jews were forced to wear distinctive hats in pogrom Europe) who's NOSE GROWS WHEN HE LIES - travels through the belly of the beast like Jesus and Jonah did, and emerges from the other side a human?
>>218212399are you fucking retarded lol
>>218212489What happened to bela Lugosi after he made this movie?What happened to John Carpenter after he made they live?Are you fucking retarded dude?
>>218212501lmao funny as hell
>>218212553did you ever notice how you can trace genetic heme diseases and mental illness in royalty from east to west across europe, starting with vlad the impaler and Elizabeth bathory, moving into the papacy through the (((northern Italian))) banking cartel, from them into the dutch, from the dutch into the French, Spanish english, and even Russian tsars and from them into modern masonic presidents? Weird huh
Silent weapons for quiet wars
>>218212255Its not at all scary. Its dirty and sad but not at all scary, especially since it is something predictable and preventable. Og Michael on the other hand just one day stopped talking and killed his sister. Then he basically went dormant for years and then escaped on halloween and started stalking teenage girls, killing anyone in his way. He is refered to as the shape and the boogieman. There is no reason for him being what he is, no understanding his motives. Underneath the mask is blackness.
>>218212622lmao just lmao my dude
>>218212728>Underneath the mask isA man because you see his face
>>218211411This. He's probably the only director I'd care to meet for even 5 minutes.
carpenter is both a better filmmaker and a better musician than zombie
>>218213057>a better musician than zombiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3_QOVaBA98&t=1s
>>218212148>plot hole of meyers somehow being able to drive is removedDriving isn’t fucking hard, especially an automatic anyone can figure it out>explanation for myers killingWhy does he need an explanation? He likes killing. It’s Surf Dracula level retarded>myers is a genuinely imposing blah blahThat’s fucking Jason if you want that just watch Friday the 13th. I hate Zombie’s Halloween movies with an unreasonable passion anytime they’re brought up I always go into an autistic rage
>>218211382John Carpenter is Jesus Christ
The 3 C's of true originals: Capra, Cimino, Carpenter.
>>218213603This was debunked in The Second Council of Nicaea.
>>218211693>filenameYou absolutely should.
>>218211645The sets in Escape From NY are amazing,but every time she showed up in the frame I registered nothing other than her incredible milkers.
>>218214369>The sets in Escape From NYIsn't it just some burned out shithole in America? Even the bridge is some abandoned shithole where two girls were raped and murdered.
>>218211696He seems more like a Bort
>>218211382>john carpenter is so hecking awesome... he directed two okay movies 40+ years ago and plays VIDEO GAMES and does 80S RETRO SYNTHWAVE now!!!carpenter's fanbase is pure reddit. him throwing a shitfit about rob zombie's halloween when he did jack shit with the IP for 30 years at that point is funny
>>218212460>>218212501>>218212622Yes Ivan we know you're raiding. No Ivan this doesn't make me support nazis either.
>>218213690>>218211693Shirley is how I imagine the girl in Calvin and Hobbes would look when she grew up.
>>218214454Who cares, the movie is beautifully moody and the milk jugs are magnificent. Easily one of my all time fav movies.
Carpenter is a freak?
>>218211382Rob Zombie is jealous because John Carpenter because he would never have the balls to steal fizzy lifting drink
>yeah duuuude im so edgy and hardcore>nooo meat think of the animals! aaaah the animals!
>>218214700a freak on a leash
>>218212850Nihilism is a terminal cancer on the creative mind. Carpenter hates occult elements because that would require questioning both Christianity and Atheism, both of which he's never done in a film Prince of Darkness respected Christian mythology to the point of grounding it in the film's reality
>>218211382Carpenter uses his real name and doesn't hide behind tattoos and a costume, he's just himself. That effortless, genuine sincerity is why he'll always be 100 times cooler than Rob Zombie, who is just trying way too hard.
>>218215211John can't comprehend Christianity being irrelevant to a film's plot or other religions having similar levels of influence.
>>218212655i love how they just ignored the part where the witch was gonna eat them
>>218212736Love Ollie.
>>218213057Tbf the music world could stand to have more "HELL YEAH"s in lyrics.
>>218214369And yet she was never presented as a sexpot or bimbo in any movie. Just a sensible woman with incredible tatas.
>>218216453She was, in Cannonball Run
>>218216560She was only pretending.
>>218211382Grandpa Joe lookin ass
>>218216576Well, she convinced me
>>218211382I wish there were a White Zombie reunion. They could just play the entirety of La Sexorcisto and Astro Creep: 2000 and it would be about 2 hours and I would be so damn happy.
Is John Carpenter considered one of the best film makers of all time? He should be. Yeah I know ghosts of Mars is kind of lame but just about everything was awesome. Even Vampires
