>eat?>what the fuck does "eat" mean Speedee?>chew AND swallow? what are you talking about?>digestion? so i just wait around while my body turns this burger into shit that comes out my ass?>uh huh and what do i do with the shit?>flush? flush what?>what the fuck is a toilet??
I still laugh at this stupid shit
>>218211483had the beer shits today terrible. tho made me happy i turned down anal with a chick in a heated moment because i think fucking the shithole is gross but she has a nice ass. creampied her instead
spoonfeed me the context of the joke.seems funny and i wanna be in on it
>>218211483You just put it in your mouth and chew sir
>>218211642i put the shit in my mouth and chew it?
>okay I've got an erection now what?>you want me to cum in your ass?>that sounds kind of gay>do you have a condom at least?>alright I trust you i suppose >okay i have AIDS now what happens?
>>218211619It's from a film called The Founder (2016) where Michael Keaton plays a heavily mentally disabled man who struggles to order food https://youtu.be/0TzbHOU758k?si=ifm1lfdnteaSRbej
>>218211619basically the meme revolves around a clunky line where michael keaton asks where to eat his fast food and the cashier tells him anywhere he likes. its supposed to serve the purpose of showing the viewer that it was a novel concept at the time because a lot of drive thrus still had dinnerware on a tray brought out to you, but when you dissect it, it makes him sound like a retard for not just immediately picking up on the fact that you're just supposed to take the food and fucking eat it
>>218211853>>218211742k thanksI remember seeing the film poster for it when it was new and assumed Keaton plays the founder. Does he?Why is he baffled at McD's food like he's seeing it for the first time? did he start it like a decade ago and now sees it as a franchise joint with a different owner?
>>218211853>take the food and what?
>>218211659Kek
>>218211938it's called "the founder" because the character he plays is actually not the original founder of McDonald's, its two brothers who share that last name. He's a struggling traveling milkshake machine salesman from whom they purchased an order and he visits the original McD's for the first time, which is where the scene starts and then later gets involved in their company and takes it over
>>218211853i would say the fact they don't have a more robust dine in experience is a sign of american decline.if it was treated like a diner, people would shit their assmcdonals, hire me, i can take us to new unthinkable heights of burgasmia
>the nourishment of these burgers comes with a price>there are no free happy meals here
>>218211483I make this face and talk like this when my mom asks me to do the dishes or wash the floors
>order the food? How do I do that?>you look at the menu, say what you want and we'll make it for you>and then I just leave?>you pay for your food and take it with you sir>oh right, sorry. It's a little different where I'm from (The Crystal Realm).
>>218211659A daring synthesis
>>218212101don't expect a lunch pass, brother. the whole Foodline is throwing down
>>218211853It’s a pretty dumb line because the movie takes place in the 1950s and fast food had already been a thing for like 20 years by that point. McDonalds didn’t invent it.
>>218211954McD to McD
