/tv/ - This new Night at the Museum reboot is looking pre - Television & Film

Anonymous

02/25/26(Wed)19:43:03 No.218214382

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This new Night at the Museum reboot is looking pretty kino.

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)19:47:47 No.218214465

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)19:47:47 No.218214465

>>218214382
i would be very interested without the gaggle of kids indicating its extremely safe and predictable storytelling

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)19:50:50 No.218214521

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)19:50:50 No.218214521

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>go to Bible Museum
>take a fat biblical shit all over the bathroom floor
>"CLEAN IT UP JANNY OR YOU WON'T GO TO HEAVEN"

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)19:51:14 No.218214530

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)19:51:14 No.218214530

>>218214382
>Museum of the Bible
>And here are some Old Testament scrolls.
>Bought from ISIS via Hobby Lobby.

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)19:52:58 No.218214569

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)19:52:58 No.218214569

>>218214382
I would watch this

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)19:57:28 No.218214661

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)19:57:28 No.218214661

>>218214382
I wish there was more Bible parody porn, gay stuff in particular. I want to see Jesus giving two Roman dudes handjobs while Judas plays with his arse.

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)20:00:12 No.218214718

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)20:00:12 No.218214718

>>218214661
I know Christians are cucks but doing something like that might legitimately lead to a Christian Al-Qaeda.

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)20:02:26 No.218214766

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)20:02:26 No.218214766

>>218214382
>Hercules lived into modern times and became a Christian, to the point where he now dedicates his time to protecting the Ark of the Covenant
KINO