holy fucking FRAUD
>>218214447
>just show his dick>no no, we have to create a fake dick that will be shown instead
>>218214447this upsets me because they will use CGI everywhere they can to pretend to save a buck but they decided to pay top dollar to glue a dildo onto an actors cock for clickbait. even if they didnt want to use cgi they could easily get the same effect with compression shorts, a dyke harness, and $10 of makeup to cover the seams
>>218214548because almost all real dicks appear comically small on film, especially when flaccid. for a soft cock to look big it needs to be impossibly big.
>>218214666sorry about the babydick satan
>>218214666maybe yours, satan
>>218214666Satan, we know you just want to handle cocks but come on now
So there's a chance they'll end up auctioning this item at some point..?
>>218214781be sure to ask for a certificate of authenticity along with a notorized mushroom stamp from Danny, and look into taking out some insurance on it in case of an overzealous visitor with sticky fingers. enjoy your investment
>>218214447Why didnt they just cast me?
>>218214447Couldn't they have just hired Willem Dafoe?
>>218214447FLOPPY WIENERSFLOPPY WIENERSFLOPPY WIENERSFLOPPY WIENERS
>>218214447BIG
>>218215210you think she tested it?
>>218214447is there a reason his dick had to be so big?
>>218215210imagine if Alec Baldwin was on set
>>218214548cos u retards talk about it
