Why didn't Lord of the Rings fans start cloakmaxxing? What explains that lack of cultural impact?
some did and its always cringe
>>218216091More cringe than the typical female LotR fan?
>>218216042they did
>>218216259yes
>>218216042Because most lord of the rings fans are 400+ pounds
>>218216426So basically just like the Barmaid's Tale fans?
>>218216426Cloaks are easy to make fit on even the fattest of fat man
My closet is already filled with white scorpion jackets.
>>218216042Wearing a cloak while not riding on a horse looks really fucking stupid.
>>218216496people really need to be more accepting of men wearing a muumuu
>>218216042I wear one at home its comfy
They cut the hardline.
>>218216259Is that who I think it is?!
A lot of people did at the release of return of the king marathon when the kinoplex played all 3 movies in a row. Got people dressed up like elves in cloaks, rightwraiths, aragorn. We got that out the way and kept it for larps besides that.
>>218217508stupid normalfaggot
Some dared.
>>218216042It can’t start with cloaks. It has to start with capes on suits.
>>218216496
>>218217732That's a half cape
>>218216042What's the difference between a cloak and a poncho?
>>218216042You have to be tall and skinny to pull off a hooded cloak.
>>218216042Coats are just better. Anytime you need to use your arms for anything you displace the cloak and expose your torso to the elements. Ponchos are a little better but coats and jackets are just better all around.
>>218218036everything
>>218218036Some modern ponchos are basically cloaks in all but name, but traditionally they were shorter and didn't even have hoods.
>>218218033"Mantle" is the proper term for a half-cape.Jesus, didn't you watch Bleach?
>>218218724No but I have wanted to for a long time
Absolutely am, but mostly only for special occasions. Theyre fun to make
>>218216042You'd figure with all the weird shit the fashion industry does, they would've brought cloaks back. We can have a dress made out of fucking bacon and electrical tape lingerie, but no one wants to strut down the catwalk with a cloak?
>>218216042My personal aesthetic is darker and twisted
>>218216259>Pedo Mellon a Minno
>>218218630Meanwhile hobbits are short and stout. DYEWW?
>>218216042Jackets are more convenient.
>>218218789Drone/10
>>218219134I would certainly avoid this person in public, but it would be a repulsion based on contempt and disgust, not a fear imbued with respect. I would keep him out of my life as one would keep sand out of a tent while camping, and I would drink his milkshake at the first opportunity (drink it up).
>>218216042https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtVORaI-f0s
>>218216259The commas aren't supposed to be there, they completely ruin the reference and it actually pisses me off necessary that means both the person who made those panties and the girl wearing them are clearly not actually fans of LotR. Fuck posers.
>>218219644Based.
>>218219676im getting a good chuckle out of imagining you telling her that and her getting mad and putting on a pair of sweatpants that say "Fly, you fool."
>>218219134Only faggots wear scarves when it's not below zero outside.
>>218219134But you can also be the nicest girl ever, right?
>>218216042hobbitmaxx by wearing a cloak, take off your shoes, and walk to the corner 7/11
>>218216042Amerimutts absolutely loves to larp hollywood slop shows...
>>218220430Someone's jeet malfunctioned over here.
>>218220507nigger
Can't wear a hood and a fedora at the same time you silly
>>218218036I never actually see anyone wearing a poncho as a fashion thing, just a better raincoat.
>>218217508Not true
>>218218789Does your mom know you cut up her curtains
>>218219134effay af
>>218216042the thing about a lot of outer clothing is you have to match it with the rest of your outfit or it looks outlandishly autistic and larpy a cape requires a coat requires finer trousers requires fine shoes/boots.and if you've gone that far you probably look like you're larping a 1700 or 1800s fellow, and we've come full circle on the larp issue. my next fashion goal would be aquiring a coat with those kino bloodborne flaps hanging over the shoulders/upper body, or a small cloak whatever they're called that does the same thing
>>218216042I've been cloakpilled ever since I played the Thief games
>>218222956Yeah would look weird if you're wearing jeans and sneakers with your elven cape
>>218216496They really aren't, you'd look even more ridiculous than usual.
>>218223361I've been Druk pilled since Benny, he always seemed to have the most fun out of all the guards.
>>218216042hum.https://www.youtube.com/@officialvarg14
>>218223464He always seems to find a new job, no matter how sloshed he got at the last one.
>>218222956He looks like a complete cunt. clown shoes and a swaddle
>>218216042Because back then people still would be beaten up for being cringe in public.
>>218217665I think it is. Pale skin, bit of hair, give it credence.
>>218216042I genuinely want one, I have the deathly pale skin and scraggly hobo beard necessary to make it workI also want a contactless pay thing stitched into a glove so I can check out at grocery stores by waving my hand over the card reader, maybe a lighter integrated into one of the fingers
>>218223965Do it, become an urban wizard.
>>218218724>didn't you watch Bleach?Only faggots watch that gay shit.
>>218223944She is fine as fuck. A little bit arrogant but she knows her stuff so I'm willing to give her a break there. I read a lot but I doubt I could challenge her on anything JRR related. Waiting to hear her thoughts on Eöl, should be interesting
>>218224013I hear it's pretty good, actually. Gotta be better than one piece
>>218218033War time economy give the guy a break
>>218224092I mean, it's cool, just correcting the assumption
>>218219587Nah you'd seethe because you know this fellow is the main character and at best you're a background NPC
>>218224112.No... no
>>218216042Because bullying was still socially accepted.
>>218222543Nigga you think anyone here can auraform like that?
>>218222956This guy looks creepy
>>218218789>missing curtain in the backgroundkek good post
>>218222956I would invite this guy to my dnd sessions.
