/tv/ - New X files! "Totally not lame and gay edition" - Television & Film

Anonymous

New X files! "Totally not lame(...) 02/25/26(Wed)21:37:34 No.218216431

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New X files! "Totally not lame and gay edition" Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)21:37:34 No.218216431 Archived

How awful is it going to be /tv/?
Star fleet academy has set a high benchmark.

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)21:39:16 No.218216463

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)21:39:16 No.218216463

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Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)21:41:40 No.218216505

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)21:41:40 No.218216505

>>218216463
Lol omg this is perfect

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)21:42:41 No.218216521

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)21:42:41 No.218216521

>>218216465
Never relax.

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)21:45:34 No.218216585

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)21:45:34 No.218216585

>>218216431
>Muldarius, the KKK isn't real
>Open your eyes, Scullquesha, they abduct people every night!

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)21:49:38 No.218216662

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)21:49:38 No.218216662

>>218216585
In this version the black alien goo is white.

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)21:51:32 No.218216698

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)21:51:32 No.218216698

I can already hear the updated hip hop intro by YE.

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)21:55:10 No.218216779

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)21:55:10 No.218216779

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>>218216719
I agree.

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)21:58:50 No.218216844

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)21:58:50 No.218216844

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shiiii scully we got ourselves a muhfucken conundrum right here

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)22:00:16 No.218216866

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)22:00:16 No.218216866

>>218216465
You don't have to interact with them regularly.

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)22:01:30 No.218216884

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)22:01:30 No.218216884

>>218216844
That reader knows damn well why. Cheeky bastard.

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)22:41:01 No.218217555

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)22:41:01 No.218217555

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>>218216884
Reader?

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)23:01:54 No.218217948

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)23:01:54 No.218217948

>Scene
>Black Scully and Black Mulder are sitting on a porch. Between them sits a plastic table and on the table a collection of weapons, drugs, and pornography lay strewn about the surface. This has nothing to do with the discussion at hand.
>Black Mulder: "I'm finna bust a nut in that ayy pussy, Scully. Make 'em scream daddy an' shit. Wishin' dey abducted me and not my bitch ass sistah. Feel me?"
>Black Scully: "Nigga you cray. Errybody knowin that ayys aint real an' shit. Stupid ass nigga."
>Suddenly Black Skinner bursts through the screen door.
>Black Skinner: "I'm closin' da X-Fiuhs, niggas. The Man is all up in my shit. Again."
>Black Mulder: "Shit, nigga. You close them Fiuhs then the ayys will never git this dick! I fucking hate da man!"
>Black Scully: "Niggas, I think I'm pregnant. Again."
>Black Skinner and Black Mulder both start looking nervous and immediately leave the scene.
>Camera pans to an unlicensed Black Lincoln sitting across the street.
>The driver side window slowly slides down.
>Before any sinister observer is revealed, a group of unseen teenagers appear from off screen and attack the driver, shooting him multiple times.
>The driver's body is pulled out, revealing Black Smoking Man.
>The teenagers then strip the man of his belongings before stealing the car.
>As the Black Lincoln speeds away, the title credits begin to roll.