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I started to go back and watch some of the old Bond movies recently because everybody said they were great. I don't know, not really seeing it.

So this is supposed to be some great intro right? He's wearing a tuxedo that looks like it came of the clearance rack at Men's Warehouse, and instead of playing like poker or an actual popular game, he's playing some fucking stupid game called Bacchanal that nobody has ever even heard of before and nobody fucking even knows the rules. The table is full of people but nobody else is even playing and they are speaking using some stupid game lingo that nobody is going to know. And he is supposed to be cool because he is carrying cigarettes ins some metal case? Like he took them all out of the pack by hand and put them in there to take them out later? Fucking kek! And they are making him deal the cards to what look fucking cool? Bro they hire somebody to do that, and he is sitting right next to Vagina Trench but I don't know what the Fuck he is doing. Come on Bond!

Yeah I was pretty much out after seeing this nonsense scene. i already had to some Jamaican Fucking version of the 3-blind mice song.
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>>218217195
nigga I’m not reading all of that. sick fuck
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>>218217195
They are more of chill vibe movies
You expected a fastpaced action film, like the Craig ones I guess
They were more of adventure films back then
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>>218217195
you wouldn't get it, kid, just move on
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>>218217195
That's one movie, Dr. No. Which other movies did you watch? Imagine getting filtered by one of the most iconic character intros in the history of Cinema.
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>>218217195
>He's wearing a tuxedo that looks like it came of the clearance rack at Men's Warehouse
That is a bespoke suit from one of London's most sought after tailors. Nearly all the powerful British politicians and command officers in the military had there suits tailored by Anthony Sinclair.
>he's playing some fucking stupid game called Bacchanal
Baccarat. It was extremely popular both in internationally and in the U.S. at the time.
>speaking using some stupid game lingo
You mean speaking French?
>And he is supposed to be cool because he is carrying cigarettes ins some metal case
The elite and wealthy would hand roll cigarettes with fine tobacco. A metal case would protect them from damage.
>And they are making him deal the cards to what look fucking cool?
They are playing a version of Baccarat called Chemin de Fer. Bond was playing the role of banker.
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>>218217195
blah blah blah post maryam d'abo
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>>218217696
Why are you effort-replying?
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>>218217195
zoom zoom, it's literally one of the best introductions to any character in any movie
Sorry he wasn't playing fortnite
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>>218217195
You’re trying too hard
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Im not reading all that. Just going to assume it reeks of low-T.
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>>218217726
For some people being genuine takes no effort
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same bro I dropped this L rizz unc shit after 5 mins to go back to watching clav smoke crack and fuck black dudes
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>>218217341
This.
Watching zoomers trying to relate to classic movies is sad for me. They only know about stupid internet lingo and how to stare at a cell phone for 7 hours straight.
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Vibes and sneaky Bond> fast paced action
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My favorite part of the Connery films is when hes out at night sneaking and doing actual spying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7kaBeQIz2c
https://youtu.be/c9kcD15GJb4?si=bvsm8T8pi6fHtiCX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj_PK_xJ9w0
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>>218217195
>Bacchanal
This was what people played instead of poker in large swathes of the world before poker became THE game.
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>>218217726
Imagine telling on yourself like this.
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i literally saw dr. no for the first time ever last night when this thread went up. it was my first james bond movie. nice to see some early bond appreciating anons
honey turned me on, goddamn. i felt this was important to share with you. i'll probably watch from russia with love tonight.



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