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I suppose you need more? Post weapons of television and film.
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>>218217260
Why would they have such an impractical weapon?
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>>218217307
So a small child could swallow it and blow themselves up.
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>>218217307
My headcanon was always that it was a weapon seized from an alien race that was small and had big hands. And they were either extremely heavy or used power armor for the recoil, and they were bloodthirsty and wanted mass destruction. And MIB keeps it around to haze the rookie agents.

It's a bit silly, but so is the MIB universe ("Ballchinians"), so I feel that it fits.
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>>218217260
all you need right here
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>>218217260
i know it's played as a joke, but the Noisy Cricket is MASSIVELY overpowered. it's basically a palm-sized railgun. pound for pound the strongest weapon in the movie. if you sized the Cricket up to rocket-launcher size, you'd have to mount it to concrete, and it'd have the effect of a tactical nuke.
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>vito_gun.jpg.exe
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>>218217307
>pocket sized
>massive power
it's the best one they've got
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>>218217307
>Impractical
Yes, heavy ordinance that you can conceal easily is very impractical.
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It’s impractical because it can knock the user off their feet and lacks any means to brace against it short of perhaps having your back to something solid. What good is a “delete everything in this general area” weapon if the wielder is left vulnerable for anyone who wasn’t in that area to pick off? Anyone with a functioning frontal lobe would know to prioritize killing the guy wielding it while he’s down.
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>he needs anything more than the weapons he came equipped with at birth
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>>218217973
Get a life you fucking joyless meat calculator.
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>>218218153
I just saw this movie for the first time this weekend. It was interesting enough. With the amount of times he caused problems, I was really surprised he was given access to the art room at the end.
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>>218218194
>tries to act like a smarmy cunt by saying it isn’t impractical
>chimps out when told why it would be
Brownoid behavior, conduct yourself better.
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>>218218232
Sometimes the best way to deal with a problem prisoner, especially one that seemingly thrives on violence, is to find out what else they like and give them access to that to placate them.
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>>218217973
In the animated series J had a suppressor attachment that eliminated the recoil, making the weapon "practical" but weaker. But he did have the option to remove it any time.
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>>218217318
great flick
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>>218217318
blessed
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>K didn't tell J that the noisy cricket was that powerful
>K didn't tell J the MIB rules of engagement
And he was supposed to be their best agent?
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I love guns with lasersights
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>>218217260
i think the katana is cooool
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>>218221698
Shame the game doesn't run anymore on my system.
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>>218221972
At all, or the level where Max is tripping on V?
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the scifi ak
the distirct 9 gun
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>brings 1 (one) whole magazine to the final fight
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>imagine actually suppressing your weapon
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>>218221698
IT'S PAYNE!
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>>218221972
Find the community patch.
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Why aren't 2-bore and 4-bore more prevalent in action movies?
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>highly destructive to the environment
>if you use it wrong it might blow up the planet
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>>218222405
Man, I miss Sledge Hammer.



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