you're a virgin who can't drive
Fuck cars and fuck junkie bitches.
>>218217609brutal
Untrue. I'm in my 30s. It would be absurd if I was a virgin or never got a driver's license.
cher was only a virgin because she thought herself too good but she really couldnt drive for shit
I am not a virgin and I can drive. I have my license.>I don't currently have a car
>>218217609H..how does she know?
>>218217609>rape her and drive her to my basement
>>218217721Yeah that's too crazy to be true for me too
>>218217609If you watch this movie closely you can see luanne steal alicia's career
>>218217609looks like a female josh peck
>>218217609yeah, well, at least I'm not dead
>>218217609How is this bitch not latina? I thought that was the dynamic they were going for: Jewish, Black, Latina. and she's dead?>>218217672lol her character is a stoner in Clueless and she dies of drug related offenses?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4xB8FZJfRYAnyone else remember the tv series?
>>218217890TOO SOON
rodgerrabbit
>>218217798Why dont you get a car
i CAN drive doe
34 year old virgin yeah. do have a license, but havent drive a car in years at this point.
>>218219512Owning a car is a pain in the ass unless it’s a newer ICE Toyota Camry. All new cars are pieces of shit with all kind of engine problems. EVs are even worse. If you don’t own a ICE Toyota Camry you’re a nigger.
>>218217609Joke's on you. I've been driving since I was 14 and I paid a stripper to have sex when I was 24.
>>218219570thank you toyota salesman, very based.
>>218217609Walking to the liquor store sober and getting plastered on the walk home at 11:00AM makes for a fun little Wednesday and I’ve had sex 14 times, all of them hookers. I stopped and peed all over a motorcycle on my walk home.
>>218219653become ungovernable
>>218219613I also lost my virginity to a prostitute at 24. We're like brothers.
>>218217784Virgin women will not exhibit a preference for virgin men.She has a right to virginity, he didn't.
>>218217609driving is too stressful it freaks me out
b-but I drive... he's literally me!
take the fucking bus, you are killing the planet
>>218217609>you're a virginunlike you, whore.
>>218217609Imagine how ashamed she must have felt when she delivered this line knowing her pusy was untouched
>>218217609ornella why
>>218217609This is me as a LV.36 wizard. >>218221848This is why I want to try motorcycle lessons. Looks more chill if you have more room to manoeuvre
>>218223079If true that means she lost her virginity to Jonathan Brandis (Sealab 2021). She also dated Ashton Kutcher.
>>218223108>driving is too stressful>let me hop on something 1000x more stressful and dangerous, that makes more senseThis is why you're a 36 year old "wizard," you're actually fucking retarded. Get a grip on reality my man holy shit.
>>218223139t.doesnt drive a motorcycle and lives his entire life based on perceived risk and what others think of him. I pity you honestly.
>>218217609>True but at least can ride!
>>218217609I'll let you know I fuck at Daytona USA with my driving wheel.
>>218217609This is the worst thing you can possibly say to a teenage girl
>>218223139It is a bit more stressful in cities, but it's infinitely more fun
>>218223161I used to ride in residentials with my buddy, who was rich and had multiple motorcycles, but he sold all three of his bikes after crashing two blocks from his house and sliding like 20 feet across pure asphalt. I'm not hating on motorcyclists, I'm pointing out that the 36 year old is a FUCKING RETARD who lives with his head in the clouds.>>218223410No shit.
>>218217798>own a car>don't have a loicense
im too poor for any of these
>>218217609that perfectly describes me
>>218217609anyone find it peculiar that they had literally no issue sneaking in a sex pot black girl but the last 15 years its like they dont exist on the planet? Methinks rage sells more than satiating demand
>>218217890Harsh but true
>>218219653I like the cut of your jib, pal.
>>218219570For me it's the 2017 Honda Accord Touring Edition. The last Accord made with V6 engines. I love my black baby.
>>218219570i drive my 92 hatchback out of respect for my father (he gave it to me)
I don't drive because shitty adhd. but fuck I am not virgin
>>218217609I didn't get my license until I was 24 and it basically ruined my life
>>218223212me in the front
>>218224687Being able to drive ruined your life? What, you committed vehicular manslaughter?
>>218224767Not being able to drive for that long did. Nice reading comprehension retard.
>>218224873It could go either way. It's early, GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.
>>218224687i'm 34 without a licence and it has never once affected my life I know how to drive though
>>218217810Right? C-Couldn't be me!
>>218217609Way harsh op...
>>21821772140 Year Old Driving Licenselet
>>218217721In my 30s. No drivers licence but I used to get pussy regularly so there's that.
>>218217609I’m a 27 year old virgin that can drive. Bet you didn’t think of that one did you
>>218217609Incorrect. I can drive.
>>218217609one of my friends is 27 and he still doesn't have his driver's license.
incel threads used to routinely hit the bump limit, and now they rarely doteevee has fallen
I miss Luanne Platter so much.
>>218217609Kind of true, desu i don't want to be a driver that gets overly nervous because thats how I would be desu
>>218227296My brother is almost 40 and still doesn't have his.
>>218219396I work from home. In a town that's pretty walkable for the most part. Public transport isn't total aids here for this state.I am actually planning on getting a car in month or so I can find a better job. I liked being a neet with basically a dead end job working from home for years but I got some certifications(A+, Net+, Sec+) and hopefully a bigboy job is on the horizon so I can upgrade to salaried wageslave
I still can't drive at night and I'm almost 40. Daytime I'm decent enough.
>>218230609im 32 and driving on the freeway still makes me super nervous
>>218230693Yeah just like in the movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzlwsvaYSs
>>218217609better adaptation than Nolan's Odyssey
>>218217609Being a virgin is based and so is not damaging the environment.
>>218223212yjk
>>218230743>boy getting off the freeway makes you realize how important love is this movie is hilarious more movies should be about stupid bitches
>>218230693>driving on the freeway still makes me super nervousHere are some things that happened to me while driving on the highway.>Saw a old Chevy Suburban lose control and roll over multiple times during rush hour a couple lanes ahead of me>Someone rear ended another car bad right behind me>Had to swerve around what looked like a HVAC unit in a big box in the fast lane>Had to swerve around a chair in the right lane>Saw a new Mercedes sedan engine completely on fire on side of highway with the woman driver and another woman driver on the side of the road>Highway completely shut down because some nigger bitch shot at a UHaul that was driving too slow.>Saw body under tarp after bad accident>Saw a high speed chase where a ATV rider drove North on the South bound lane of I95 during heavy traffic live on the news.Thanks for reading my highway blog.
>>218230693>driving on the freeway still makes me super nervousBad Boys II was a documentary
