is there anything like twilight for men? something i can self insert into.please i need to escape this hell
>>218217908no. you should probably start lifting
>>218217908Speed Racer A young man has a loving and supportive family, a cute girlfriend, races cool cars, and defeats an evil (((corporation))), exposing their evil corrupt ways with his pure skill and love of racing. If that's not a peak male escapist fantasy I don't know what is
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>>218217908I'm not in to it myself, but this is the traditional use for anime, no? Maybe try /a/, OP?
>>218218669/a/ will ban you if you ask about anime
>>218218692/tv/ will ban you for asking at all
There are approximately a billion anime with the premise "a bland protagonist has to choose between various supernatural creatures who are madly in love with him for reasons that are unclear"
>>218217908Sinners
>>218217908It's called harem anime.
>>218217908There's a game called Dispatch
Entourage
>>218217908Self insert as edward dumbass that's prime kstew
>>218217908>is there anything like twilight for menyeah but if I told you it would instantly turn you into (my) faggot so what's the endgame here?>something i can self insert into.faggot.>please i need to escape this hellseems like it's too late
>>218217908Inuyasha, although its still kind of for girls.
>>218219050first two seasons are alright I guess (although if I viewed them today I'd deny that lol) but otherwise that is total homo-homo superfagcore BROOOOO
>>218217908Have you looked up harem anime?
>>218217908>something i can self insert intopick up woodworkingtotally St Joseph coredude had like zero lines in the new testament and still be a lead characterand he made cool furniturehard to top that
>>218217908Nightcrawler.But bad news you'd need a time machine because since then roasties and their god steve jobs took over and now we wait. Yep. That's it. Now we wait.
>>218217908The OC>Young Chad with Ultra Chad brother loses Ultra Chad brother to the pigs.>West Coast OC Fresh Prince of Bel Air show for whites>All seasons max comfyJust lose yourself in Southern California while it was last great under Governor Schwarzenegger.
>>218217908>is there anything like twilight for men?Porn
>>218217908Ready Player OneDune? I don't know, I think you would have better luck with anime for this. Go watch The World God Only Knows. Or Tenchi Muyo! if you prefer something older.
Tenchi Muyo (OVA or original TV show version only)But really any harem could work. Or Isekai - Mushoku Tensei is pretty good if you are a pedophile, or don't mind self inserting as one.
>>218219266>Ready Player One>Dune?excellent tiesbut I'd go for Warriors and Sorcerer... same message in a more efficient package
>>218219289Do weebcucks rly watch cartoons about women falling in love with a different man
>>218219335>roastie commentuh-oh roastie that's a 50 pence penaltysuck the King alright? if you reply I SUCK THE KING it will only be a 15 pence penalty you dirty disgusting bitch, son of a stinking whore
>>218219760I SUCK THE KING
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>>218217908>is there anything like twilight for men? something i can self insert into.it was a dark and stormy night...
>>218217908da moovie called Sping
>>218217908Sword Art Online.Every girl falls for the MC because he's just so great and mysterious.His big-tittied cousin not only falls for him, she tries to run away from her feelings by going into a VR MMORPG where she meets his character and falls in love with him there.
>>218220353Shpring?
>>218217908Read the gender swapped twilight book
>>218220520lol thought i was going to have to bring up STEPHENIE MEYER AAAAHHHHH
Vampire themes: The Lost Boys, Interview with Vampire, Re-animator.Lone young man theme: 5 Easy pieces, A boy and his dog. Literally just pick any actor you like and watch their lead roles in 20-30s.
If it's bigger problems in life, take cold + hot showers, alternate them to stimulate vagus nerve. Sleep in a clean silent dark room. Really sleep it off. Drink lots of water + get sun. Getting in touch with nature is important.
>>218217908vampire the masquerade bloodlines
>>218217908>>218202667
>>218217908uh.... picrel or read chinese wuxia/xianxiainb4 i need a loser self-inserti've got news for you, that means ur ghey
>>218217908Westerns, buddy.
>>218217908Dispatch
>>218217908Joker
>>218221552THE LAND IS CLOAKED IN DEEPEST BLUETHE SHADOW OF EAGLES ACROSS THE MOON
>>218217908Nigger Rigger Nigger Rigger Vol 1The only guide to make staight people gay and gay people straight you need the latter, buddyFree DVDs of White Squall and Lost Boys included
>>218217908The author of twilight made a gender reversed version of twilight where vampire and lycan chick's fight over some dude
>>218217908Joker 2
>>218217908Taylor Sheridan slop. Sons of Anarchy.
>>218217908Love Hina
>>218217908>anything like twilight for men?Underworld
>>218217908Have you tried those videa games?
