>>218219358
I wouldn’t watch this with a niggers eyes or cock.

>>218219435
what about with a white woman's eyes and cock?

it's not like the spin off 9th season. it's not the same as the original. but it's not garbage. i'd say it feels about the same as roseanne season 10 (NOT THE CONNERS roseanne with roseanne)

>>218219459
NYU just banned giving white girls cocks. Sorry jew.

>>218219358
>Love story failed
I can't believe they bring back this show by making jd and blonde a failed marriage.

I have no idea who asked for this.

Where are his kids?

>>218220751
clearly the blonde is barren

>>218220366
What else could they possibly have done? Part of JD's appeal was a hyper-nerd autistic with "charm". Having him remain married would take away all that and watching hom and Elliot bicker through another failed itteration of their relationship would have been cringe.
Better to just start them off divorced and skip the bad part.

>>218220366
>failed marriage

lol. fuck this shit.

>>218220751
Millenials don't habe kids. We have pets and minority friends.

>>218220778
>Having him remain married would take away all that

No it wouldn't midwit

>>218220896
My man the worst seasons of the original show was when JD dated Elliot. You could tell from their first failed attempt at a relationship that it was DOA. I blame the actors having zero chemistry and the writers realizing quickly that this shit can't play out like a love story.

>>218220778
>let just re-do the relationship of 3rd time so that they realize they love each other.


>>218220952
and yet they brought them back together how many times?
They are literally doing it again fag.

>>218220966
And it's as painful to watch as ever before.

There will be bog.

Seeing as they have kid or two. I suppose it leads up to that scene where his son gets with Turk's daughter. So everyone is happy.

Mega me up bros

>>218221000
idk about DDL links, maybe someone else can drop a link, but here are the magnets
>Scrubs 2026 S01E01 720p HDTV x264-SYNCOPY EZTV
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>Scrubs 2026 S01E02 720p HDTV x264-SYNCOPY EZTV
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Is Carla in, or what?

>>218219494
My thoughts: it felt okay-ish but not as great.
>>218221147
Yeah but not much screentime so far.

>>218220865
you've never seen this show you obsessed zoom zoom. hes not even a millennial lol

>>218220778
>JD's appeal was a hyper-nerd autistic with "charm"
you're right but walking a character back just to recapture who they were at the beginning is always a terrible narrative choice.

>>218219494
How deep into the episode until JD wears blackface?

y no 1080p

>>218221459
>Scrubs.2026.S01E01.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL
just pred like 15 minutes ago, it'll be on eztv soon if it isn't already

>>218220987
I'm thinking about this and I think the only qualification to be JD's girlfriend is that they love him. That's it. His singular quality is that he craves recognition as he does with Dr. Cox. The reason why it just doesn't work with Elliot is because she needs acceptance for all her hangups and she's just never ever going to accept JD the way he is. It was so hot when they had sex after she moved in with him but it was reckless and convenient and she was vulnerable. Despite how much JD gives in the hospital he isn't a giver in the relationship and both he and Elliot need someone who gives. That is why Dr. Cox and Jordan work because Dr. Cox is the giver. Carla and Turk seem to be in a constant competition to see who can give more, which is a different dynamic but it works.

I never really cared about JD. But it was good to see Elliot happy, which only felt real when she wasn't with JD. It felt good to see Jordan realize Dr. Cox wanted her and really was the only person who could take care of her, which is what she really needed. The show never really made JD grow up; it required him to be a selfish shit in the relationships and immature in the hospital to have a show but it made it impossible to like him.

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>no 1080p hevc
miss me with this shit

>>218221662
>hevc
get on HUNO, they're the only place that bothers with 1080p hevc web-dls. Everyone else realizes they're inferior

for the new interns i get they feeling there is a gay couple and a lesbian couple

>>218221752
like any of you niggers can tell a difference between x264 and x265

>>218221803
All Asians are gay.

Dang these actors look old

>>218221391
You watch Scrubs for the narrative?

How many episodes will the first season of this be?
20+ like in the good days?

https://seriesgraph.com/show/4556-scrubs

>>218221594
Pretty good post Anon.

>>218219358
On a scale of 1 to 10, how woke/pc was it?

>>218220778
One of season 9's good aspects was that they were married and were both autists so they played off each other. If anything should have been kept from season 9 that was something that would have worked fine.

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>>218221945
>fun police
picrel is some HR woke fun police character who calls out everyone on their non wokeness. IDK where on a 1 to 10, it's kinda making fun of wokeness?

>>218221945
Like >>218222099 said it has her as their local HR rep policing everyone if they say anything that isn't PC or out of turn. She's clearly meant to be insufferable and I think it was in the second episode where she admits she was an alcoholic who abused drugs and shouted at the cops to further hammer that in.
Besides that the only thing is a gay guy and some chick being Laverne's replacement poking fun at JD or other people like gossiping crows but they're also meant to be goofy and making jokes more than anything.
Handsome jock and blood fainter are friends now but we'll see if they keep it that way and play it up like JD and Turk just in a different way or if they go gay with it.

>>218222163
>Handsome jock and blood fainter are friends now but we'll see if they keep it that way and play it up like JD and Turk just in a different way or if they go gay with it.
Getting lots of gay vibes and not many bromance ones.

i though it was ok
episode 2 was not so good, asian guy is a total fag literally and metaphorically.

>>218219358
surprisingly good

>>218222663
He's basically what Cox was to Kelso but a reversal on hard line issues

>JD and Elliot broken up
Kek fuck this turd. Bill Lawrence is a cuck fetishist. Watch Elliot meet someone new and marry him while JD looks all sad at her wedding. It ended in Season 8 and that's all there is to it.

>>218219358
I refused to ruin my memory of scrubs.

Ending was season 8 was just fine. But was there any mention of JD and Elliot's kid? What of Kim and JD's child? I suppose they'll be set up in later episodes. It isn't much funny, but it brings back the good times in some way. The way they look older is surreal.

>>218222753
JD and Elliot should never have gotten together again, they're a terrible couple

>>218222663
He's just good at sex, okay?

>>218222818
JD mentions taking a new job to spend more time with his kids.

>>218222806
You have good memories of the shit?
lol

>>218222921
it's one of the greatest sitcoms of all time

How the fuck did Carla’s actress age so well?

Chalke looks like shit

>>218222945
black dont crack

>>218222945
She was already old when the series started, and most people barely change in their mid ages.
Provided you don't bog yourself, of course. RIP Jordan.

>>218222818
JD has his kid with elizibeth banks, the kids in his "vision" in the finale are probably with elliot, but it's revealed in the first episode the marriage didn't work out

>be naturally diverse
>have to give it another go for the jews

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Need my boy Lonnie to make an appearance

No one longer cares about Chalke nudes. That's how old we are.

There were Chalke nudes?

>>218220775
He mentions having kids in the third line

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Still would, lads.

>>218223016
need my boy neil to make an appearance

>>218223120
imagine how much plastic surgery it took to get her to look sort of like her old self, sad

>>218222945
>34 in 2001
I need more black hookers in my life

>>218223120
come on, you just know she's all bones

>>218222099
Damn Vanessa fell off a cliff, she was a big qt on SNL.

>>218223120
hagmaxing is overrated (verification not required)

How does turk turkleton look younger than he was during the original show

>>218223438
easy, your eyesight's gone to shit

>todd you are showing such growth
i dont know why i didnt see it coming but i laughed

todd and the hr lady are banging i can feel it

>>218220366
I just hope they don't that will they won't shit again. It was the worst part of the show.

i liked both episodes, its missing the high rate of jokes of the original but its showing characters growth instead, instead of the original where they showed growth sometimes and it reset next episode

>>218219459
aye
i can do that

>>218223438
His name is Turk Andjaydee.

>>218223742
No, it's Turkandcarla

>>218220865
Unironically Zoomers or 00s kids are the one having childrens instead of SHITllenials. I’m just 26 and some of my friends and people i’ve met during high School are going to be parents if not they are already.
Hell, my girlfriend is already jocking about if we might too in 4-5 years

>>218222163
How's Kiwami 3?

>It's literally just season 9 again
This already failed once. Why do it again?

>>218223795
oh, the zoomers who aren't fucking? yea i'm sure they're having kids
millennials already had theirs

>>218222945
She was on two modestly successful shows after Scrubs. Success in the industry is a good incentive to maintain your looks.

>>218222827
JD x Danny OTP

>og show had a great ending
>let's dig up the corpse and do a weekend at berneys
Schlomo...

>>218223548
Todd has never canonically banged anyone in the series, and likely never will. That's the joke.

>>218223890
Which ones? I only remember her from the one episode of iZombie where she was a cuckqueen.

>>218223901
The Hendersons and Lawyer Nina, but, well that was ambiguous.

It wasnt bad, i'd even say i enjoyed these two episodes

>>218223914
Claws and Devious Maids

>>218223898
Season 9 already dug its corpse up first Tbf

>>218219358
I like it. Disappointed Cox is not a regular, but JD and Turk are enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_StpDQecoss

>>218221063
Thx m8

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>>218222970
>>218222970
>but it's revealed in the first episode the marriage didn't work out

Did they seriously do this shit? Ruined what was one of the best finales of any sitcom just for a fucking cashgrab status quo reboot. I can't believe I'm this mad about sitcom shipping.

Is the theme song still the same or is it a cover

>>218223835
It's s9 with JD and Elliot

>>218224101
Same

I'd rather watch shit dry. It would probably be funnier.

>>218219358
no ELITE rip?

>>218220778
>What else could they possibly have done?
not make it

>>218224018
>Practical sets
Very based

>>218224172
there's >>218221497

>>218223795
>dude, I know like two people who have kids!
Yeah, we all do.
People have kids. It's normal.
>dude, I might have kids in 4-5 years!
So you're putting off until you're in your 30's?

Why the fuck are people shitting on this? It's excellent by today's dogshit standards. Not as good as vintage Scrubs of course, but it's better than Season 7-9 for sure. It's comparable to Season 5 and 6 probably. Theyve done a good job of maintaining the integrity of the characters. No Janitor, Kelso or Ted sucked

>>218219358
It was alright but COx and Carla are already out in the second episode and the Eliott plot sucks. Oldie got me good.

>>218224319
>It's excellent by today's dogshit standards
Yeah true it was certainly watchable.
>No Janitor, Kelso or Ted sucked
How many of those actors are still alive?

>>218224319
Seasons 7-8 had some gold episodes though.

>>218224319
at least my nigga hooch is still in

>>218224319
They've done a far better job with the interns than they did in Season 9 already

>>218224415
Not really, they're boring as shit but with season 9 they were supposed to be the main characters so they ate up a lot of screentime while here they're just the supporting cast.

>>218224415
>>218224431
agreed, they are inoffensive but boring, which is better than season 9 where they were actively annoying, and i couldnt make it past the first episode

>>218224298
I just looked it up and it seems Kelso (Ken Jenkins) is alive... but super old he's born in 1940. He's almost 100. And the Janitor (Neil Flynn) is also still alive but seems he's retired from acting, I imagine we'll get a cameo in that case.

Ted (Sam Lloyd) has unfortunately died it seems. He passed in 2020

>>218224431
I can't forgive Dave Franco's character... just even having Dave Franco as part of the cast is a huge insult to the audience he's such a little weasel

>>218219358
Genuinely surprised how solid it is. Reminds me of season 8, where the magic was wearing off but it still had great moments. Im surprised it still has some bite, I like Turk's direction as a worn out hardass. Breaking up JD and Elliot is lazy as fuck though, and unless they resolve it quickly it tarnishes the original ending a bit.

>>218224406
Is hooch still crazy?

>>218224431
>while here they're just the supporting cast.
Which works far better overall. They were struggling to have any sort of personality outside of Denise and Drew in season 9. Everyone else was either not interesting at all or borderline carbon copies of the original cast like Sunny being JD but even more autistic and a woman if I'm remembering the person right. Dr. Cox and Dr. Jan Itor were the only thing keeping that season remotely tolerable, and the further you got to the middle of it even Denise and Drew got annoying to watch.

Here they've already given them enough major character deviations with less time and introduced conflicts that work reasonably well to use as the B plot as JD does something around them without them overtaking the main cast and feeling like they naturally slid in there. That was something the original group of interns heavily struggled with doing since they became the focal point of the season that had to pretty much only play off of Dr. Cox while focusing on their individual issues whereas here they're the side plot that the main cast plays off of.

Really, the main issue with the revival is just how it only has nine episodes for the season and they're clearly being dealt a rushed hand so they're doing their best to run around it while both making fans happy and trying to keep a side cast. These two episodes feel more like a setup for the actual fully fleshed out next season that'll be 20+ episodes because right now they're able to do normal episodes they're just not given as much head room.

>>218223810
Worse than even the western release of 3, but if you want a different experience it's different enough. It's not Ishin Kiwami levels of bad as a remake but it's definitely down there with it and cuts a ridiculous amount for no reason. It's not a good replacement for 3 at all, full stop, but they're treating it like it is.

>>218224700
they said so but he wasnt acting that crazy

>>218224700
This was literally a line JD said verbatim when he saw him.

Not great not terrible

>>218224993
In the finale he's seen wearing a straitjacket and goes "Hooch IS crazy...". Granted that was just in JDs fantasy, but still

>>218223120
She honestly looks fine for 50. Stay mad incels

>>218224406
Didn't mr. Moseby literally kill a guy?

>>218225057
killed a chick while drunk driving in the 90s and he only got a year... as a black man... how the fuck???

>>218220366
JD and Elliot's relationship was the worst part of the original show. Hope they stay separate.

>>218225123
It was nice in season 8.

>>218224459
>85 is almost 100

Is 35 almost 50?

>>218223855
>millennials already had theirs
hahaha... yea... we already had our kids haha...

>>218220751
Plural? Doesn't he only have one? Also, shouldn't Turk's first daughter only be about 16-17? Those three we got a little glimpse of looked all in their 20s.

I liked it. I’m not ashamed to say I liked it.

Sure there were some decisions I don’t agree with as far as continuity goes, but they already fucked over Bill Lawrence with that Season 9 bullshit that he wasn’t even allowed to give a spinoff subtitle to.

But even still that was almost 20 years ago, and this is better than that was. As far as reboots go, they’ve kept it pretty on brand and I’m not afraid to say if you were going to make it, this is how you probably should.

Tl;dr there are no ashes to piss on because they were already pissed on ages ago. It’s just fine, okay, serviceable.

>>218224018
braff looking like an even more jewish gavin newsome. he's probably more plastic than chalke is at this point.

>>218220366
They have to. Happily ever afters not allowed anymore.

>>218225209
he said kids plural in the first episode, and it was implied in the season 8 finale that he and elliot will have more kids

>>218223795
Gen Z is the least fertile generation. Half the men are incels who have never been on a date. The women have been on birth control since 13 and told over and over how stressful motherhood is. That's why Disney and Nintendo stopped making products for children. Because there will be no kids to buy them.

>>218225209
Turk had his first kid in what season 6? The original series finale was 15 years ago, so that would have been 18 years ago

I never really cared much for Blond Doctor.

so is coxy just fucking gone from the entire season after the first episode?

>>218225217
It reminds me of season 7 where it was oddly short and a bunch of filler/imaginary episodes. Not literally of course, this one moved the plot forward, but it sorta felt like it was running in place.

The fucking fairytale episode sucked dick and is the worst episode outside of Season 9. It was good to see them go back to basics in the final season.

>>218221594
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>>218219358
holy fucking NOSTALGIA

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>>218225174
Did he hit a nerve grandpa?
>is 35 already 50
Well it’s sure a lot closer to fifty than twenty two is!

>>218225333
>oddly short
That's because of the then ongoing writer's strike, they dropped the entire second half of the season. Plot lines like Cox properly settling into his new role as chief of medicine were never given a conclusion after that

JD and Elliot always felt like retarded corporate meddling enforced by executives who wanted to cash in on Ross and Rachel. They had 0 chemistry.

>>218219358
Not gonna watch it unless they bring back Ted.

>>218225574
>only two episodes with Dr. Cox
>only one episode Dr. Jan Itor
What’s the point of this?

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>>218225606

5 minutes in and its kino

>>218221878
They are old

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they aged better than most in reboots

Where can I get subs?

Turk's face look strange. And I can't say what exactly is that.

>>218222921
I'm deeply tired of you zoomy summer fags.

>>218222951
For the last time, she's Dominican!

>>218219358
i just finished the first episode and its even worse than i thought

>>218223240
I think the outfit doesn't suit her. And also that pic is awful. Not that she looked great in the episode, just that that's probably one of the worse frames you could grab.

>>218220366
>>218220778
it is a weird choice imo but i never really fcared for their relationship the first 3 seasons was cool then they have JD tell her he doesnt want here anymore (which is still hilarious and a based television moment if you ask me) and after that i never felt like they would end up together and then in the last season season 8 they just sort of get back together it feels like they get back together because the show is ending and nothing else. but yea it is weird to start this new show off with him being divorced

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>>218226480
give us a greentext, friend

>>218224459
Flynn still shows up in Lawrence's other show Shrinking sometimes. Definitely not full retired. And yeah it was a sad day for /tv/ when Ted died irl

>>218220366
>>218225253
this, have you been living under a rock? bridgette jone's diary was a cult classic, a modern imagining of pride and prejudice, and even that series had her being a single mother.

>>218222945

Because she already looked 45 with that 8head and disgusting pancake tits from the second the show started.

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>>218223742
Turk Anjaydee... And JD!

>>218219358
>have a perfect ending in S8 despite the fact the show was basically over by S6
>ruin the show further with med student spinoff
>then go even further by ruining one of the few good things about post S6 Scrubs by destroying the perfect ending of the OG run
Yeah nah. Reboots are trash, always.

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>zoomers amirite
wow this show really speaks to our generation guys they totally get us

I enjoyed it. It feels like a natural continuation of the show. I think a lot of people forget that the majority of the show was a pretty mediocre sappy sitcom with the occasional great moment.
My biggest issue is that this undermines the original ending and I know there's zero chance they'll be able to give this reboot an ending that's even half as good.

>>218219358
I'm 6 minutes into the first episode. its good so far. everything feels the same as it used to, only everyone has grey hair now and the jokes about being old now. when that same music hit, feels good

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>jerry get ipad

>>218225574
>Carla's leaving after next episode
Oh shit. Are they gonna kill her off suddenly or what? Without reading that you'd expect her to be in every episode as a main character

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>Turk's daughters
im sure you pervs want to see this

>>218219358
People unironically watch 720p? Are you indian?

Wasn't Turk head of surgery and Elliot running a private practice?

>>218226827
It's decent but I like how everyone has collectively ignored the fact that JD went straight to the top despite not having worked in a hospital for 15 years lol. Why was that even necessary

>>218226879
great, they're all borderline sheboons...

>>218226931
They ignore season 9.

>>218226998
That was in S8. I've never seen the New Generation.

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meanwhile in the original show he got to sign boobs...

>>218226931
Turk is still chief of surgery and he got him and JD matching bracelets that say two chiefs now that JD is chief of medicine

>>218226981
It's not ignored, Dr. Park has it out for him
>>218227024

>>218226931
That was 15 years ago. It's not much of a stretch to imagine that Elliot returned in that time to become head of whatsitcalled department.

This is surprisingly okay

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this was the only joke that made me laugh

>>218219358
Wait what

>hey it's the same show but now with jokes about how they're all older
was this really necessary?

Kek Dr Cox trying to work within the confines of zoomer micro-aggression culture is a great bit, but kinda dated now don't you think

>the feelings police
KEK!

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>>218227216
>>218227232

>>218227238
She pretty

>>218219358

Carla looks great, like she hasn’t aged a day.

>>218220748
executives who know it's a safe bet
same reason everything else gets rebooted instead of funding something original

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this guy is based but im sure he'll have some scene where the power of friendship will make him realize the error of his ways and he will become politically correct

>>218227171
how the f does JD look older than cocks

>>218227028
its on disney+

>>218227316
She's cgi

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>>218227414
more like Disney cucks

>>218220748
>>218227354
Meanwhile everyone asked for Firefly to get brought back even after the movie but that's never gonna happen lmao

>>218227238
>those crazy kids and their youtube
Who is the target audience for this? Scrubs was a millennial show and we're not that out of touch.

>>218226780
wow i want to have sex with her

>The Todd learned consent
it's over

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>>218227513
you cant because im having sex with her. go away

>closing line after cox gave him the chief of medicine job wasn't "I don't know jack" again
lame

>>218227474
That was back in the time of videos of cats playing pianos and Charlie the unicorn, not 3 hour pov asmrs of every occupation known to man

im only making webms of ep 1 cause i didnt watch 2 yet. also im about to go to the gym so ill see you nerds later

>>218227411
jews age terribly.
Apart from Susanna Hoffs.

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>ava bunn
I had a bunny named Ava

>>218227411
>>218227597
zach didnt get enough adrenochrome

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The Todd got old

>>218220366
modern writing in a nutshell

it aims to demoralize and make sure the goys dont get together

>>218227608
Tosh.o went trans? damn

is kelso gonna show up or is he dead by now
the actor is alive so

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Where have I seen the korean dude before?

>>218227626
do you really have to apply your /pol/ bollocks into every morsel of media? I bet you think you're so smart too. Lol

>>218227681
>Aseem Batra
sir

>>218227471
Movie was a massive flop wasnt it
and who wants to work with Whedon these days

>>218227551
This cunt is in this? Won't be watching then.

>>218227768
i have no idea who she is

>>218227681
I don't know, your local 7/11?

>>218220748
Anybody who succumbs to Veblen theory

Honestly it should be a syndrome if it's not

>>218227767
Was it a flop? I dunno
I watched a like 240p rip on my PSP back then, back then I didn't even know Firefly was a thing

>>218227801
>The theory posits that people engage in conspicuous consumption—buying and using luxury goods—as a means of demonstrating wealth and social prestige
what if I'm watching it for free on a pirate streaming site

>>218220366
Well, JD is a jew and Elliot speaks German. She didn't need subtitles to get the message when she head Uncle speak. It was never going to work.

>>218227777
Some SNL offensively unfunny jew, she ruined Brooklyn 99 for me when she was in it.

>>218224319
>It's excellent by today's dogshit standards.
That's a dogshit argument, retard.

>>218224375
Only Ted is dead
Janitor is confirmed to be back

>>218225580
Are you mentally disabled?

If a show doesn't make me check the timer to see how much is left of the episode then it's alright with me.
I would like to see more Cox though and not just his bi Korean neo-protégé.

>Doctor Turk, you're the only black surgeon in this hosptial, I only came here to learn from you!!!

Are americans really like this? Is race held in such high regard? Shouldn't you want to learn from someone regardless of their skin color? Why is this accepted as normal?

>>218228026
Centuries of guilt and weirdness.

>>218228026
There are still differences between races in America. So it's easier to interact with someone who is more similar to you.

>>218220366
Propaganda 101.

>>218220778
You sound like the writers for Spider-Man

>>218228006
Same. Never alt+tabbed out of the episodes either.

>>218228026
im black and live in american and let me tell you i have always found this idea so dumb. the idea of someone black or otherwise non white having people of their same race say things like "youn inspired me to become [insert profession here] and it was so important for me to see other people who look like me doing xyz is so dumb i never understood it i also didn t like the scene because its almost implying that Turk has to give a shit or change his behavior to live up to her idealized version of him fuck that he's going through some shit why should he all of a sudden get over his problems just because a young black person told him "i became a doctor because of you"? its dumb imo but we live in social media and representation matters world

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>No Kelso
No watch.

>>218228125
jacky boy wasnt in it either

>minorities have large happy functional families
>whites broken destroyed no family dysfunctional
I'm noticing.

>>218223795
Zoomer females are definitely having kids, with millennial males, male zoomers are all incels

>>218228125
He's 85, bud :/

>>218227904
You are extremely retarded. This pointy cunt has never been on snl nor Brooklyn 99. No clue who you could even be thinking of.

>>218228343
Still a boy.

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Damn he is old and this is with makeup

>>218227315
>directed by Zach Braff

>>218228431
You're also 15 years older stud.

>>218228185
Turk and Carla had the healthiest relationship of all the main characters for the entire series. Why wouldn't they stay together in the reboot? And JD was a manchild who couldn't keep a relationship for more than half a season. His fast-tracked marriage to Elliott was just a cheap way to give the last season some emotion, so no surprise that it didn't pan out.

>>218227389
Wasn't that already implied at the end?

Two episodes and no jokes about Turk missing one of his balls, or did I somehow not hear it?

>>218223901
he fucked the doctor and his wife who were swingers, he also had sex with the nurse who kept saying he didnt sleep with her when karla and the white chick though he was gay

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>>218219358

>>218228679
what phenotype is this?

Hes' my celebrity lookalike and i have like 1% ashkenazi jewish dna according to 23andme

>>218228707
Unc

>>218228755
more like 100%

>>218228755
so you also look like a jewish 50 year old lesbian.

>>218228913
There's one picture where i kinda look like my grandma so yeah probably.

>>218228932
How are you so cavalier about this? This is life-ruining misfortune. Like having a micropenis. How many xanaxes did you have?

>>218229022
I don't take any meds.

At this point after 20 years of pop culture playing this exact plot line it would have been more subversive and challenging to the writers to self impose a new story where a culminating marriage of two main characters DIDN'T fail off screen. Like tell them as producer no they have a decent marriage not great not terrible and work from there. I don't even want to watch this low brow crap based on that. Also 90% of the backing humor from the original series was 90s/early 00s race/sex/gay jokes none of which are considered acceptable anymore.

>>218223120
Either she got work done, bathed in moisturizer for a year, or the pic I saw of her was particularly bad but like 3-4 years ago I saw a pic of her from some con and she looked way older like legit someone's grandma.

>>218226858
deported

>>218229286
>I'm ready to receive.

>>218219358
I hate that I didn't hate it.

>>218221934
6-8 episodes, then we wait 2 years for the next 10 episode series.

>>218225574
Do these actors even have any current work aside from this reboot? Why couldn't they get them to stick around?

>>218229684
They old and rich nigga, why bother working?

>>218227093
>>218227128
It's weird to me that Carla looks exactly the same. I don't think she's aged a day. That's not to say I ever found her attractive, but she's clearly taken care of herself.

>>218229736
>looks exactly the same 20 years later
>unfortunately, was unattractive then and is still unattractive now

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was most of this shot in front of a fucking green screen? Holy shit

>>218229924
>still using the oman sprague $5 drug store stethoscope props
you literally cannot hear shit out of them

>>218228365
Fuck you
https://brooklyn99.fandom.com/wiki/Debbie_Fogle

>>218229779
kek, I just meant she hasn't been bogged. If she's had any plastic surgery, it's been tastefully done to only retain some measure of youthfulness - which is a rarity in hollyjew.

>>218229924
No, they are in a hospital. They are doctors and this is a documentary filmed in real time.

>>218230053
Go fucking back you neckbearded fuck

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i must breed sarah chalke.

Are there random jeets, turbins, and hijab bitches in the background like modern hollywood loves to shove in everything since 2014?

>>218219459
sounds like a school shooter
no thanks

>>218230112
>I work in HR in a hospital
dreadful

>>218229286
What is "backing humor"?
Genuinely asking

>>218229684
>>218229701
Yeah I'm pretty sure if you are a lead in any syndicated show you become rich for life, right? Or at least before everybody quit cable that's how it was I think

>>218230089
I mean go to any hospital and you WILL see this, but surprisingly not that much here. Most of the new interns are white tik-tok zoomers, with the one deviation being some hapa Gigachad.

>>218221391
I always wondered if he and the writers got pissed at each other, because his character got gayer and gayer for the last 3 seasons and he the shows last weird year, his character was super-unpleasant, before he left.

>>218219358
>Roastie gets all her wrinkles photoshopped away but the men get to keep theirs

Misandry in the media 101

jd: one things for sure, I cant do this all on my own

He said the line!

>>218230415
is there anything sadder than manosphere cucks

the hospital they shot at doesn't exist anymore where are they shooting now?

>>218229924
>>218230504

see >>218224018

i can't do the fucking captchas what the fuck. anyway i liked it more than i thought it would

pretty good desu

>>218230415
Nigga r you gay or just on estrogen? Men shouldn’t care about little distinguishing lines

Not bad, particularly liked how brisk it was. No big intros for the new characters, just quick establishing scenes then their stories get going.

Wish Judy and McGinley could be on the whole run though.

just finished 1, it was good. saving 2 for later with dinner. has the same feel as the original, its like we just picked back up. Todd and Dr Cox having to change with the times. and while Dr Cox is leaving, its satisfying that jd is finally in his spot.

so help me God if they make the two male interns gay for each other I will firebomb NBC

>>218229647
why? were you hoping you would hate it because then you could come to /tv/ and be all cool and shit for not liking it? do you think anyone gives a fuck?

>>218225574
Literally what is the point of this if Cox isn't a full time main character

>>218231490
zack braff needs his botox money

>>218228365
understandable that you forgot about her desu, iirc she's in two episodes in one of the later seasons. Her character and plotline sucked though.

>>218231490
passing the torch

I liked the bit where Elliot has cute burps.

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just saw e1, gonna have to ration these
Bros, we're so back.
>Everyone still sounds the same
>Sound effects haven't changed
>cutaway gags still fun
>sex positive jokes
>modern world takes make fun of the new normal
>fucking HOOCH

Still yet to be seen
>Dr cox' wife
>Dr. Jan Itor
>Ted Buckland tribute
>Bob Kelso
>Laverne tribute
>JD's Brother

I haven't been this excited to watch a reboot since Frasier. This is exactly what I wanted and I couldn't be happier.

>>218232039
>Everyone still sounds the same
Did you somehow expect their voices to be different? They were already adult humans in the old show m8

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>>218232039
>dr cox wife
anon....

>>218232062
bogged

>>218232039
Also I Kelso has been confirmed to not appear in the first season of the current show
>According to Deadline, Jenkins retired from acting years ago, and Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence confirmed that he will not be in season 1. However if the show is renewed for season 2, Lawrence said, “Dr. Kelso will be back next year. It just didn’t work out this year but it will next year.”

>>218231490
It's always money. Almost certainly they weren't willing to pay Dr. Cox, JD's salary. Almost certainly they don't know he is without question the best character in the whole show. The same thing happened with Carla's actor - she didn't do Turk's spinoff because she wanted more money and they weren't willing to pay it.

Bill Lawrence obviously doesn't fucking understand his own show. JD isn't the main character, he's a narrator. The show only fucking works because of the ensemble. I don't even like Carla all that much but she was integral as the sane voice to Dr. Cox and Elliot's adult-figure. Kelso didn't stop appearing in the show after he handed the job to Dr. Cox because he was fucking important even if he stopped being an antagonist in some kind of official capacity. JD never grew in the show, nobody gives a fuck to see him 15 years later having not grown still.

>>218232062
>>218232082
she was already bogged back then
they even wrote it into a subplot it some episode where her face was so botox'd up she couldn't talk

>>218227536
They had an entire episode on that shit in the early lessons(along with Dr. Kelso, it was a whole "look dont touch" episode. If anything its a repeat joke just with modern language

>>218232062
If she offered to grind me while slapping my face, I wouldn't turn her down.

I don't get why hooch is so loved
the hooch is crazy thing got old after the 3rd time they did it

>>218232062
I don't fucking understand why she was perfect looking. She was a model and she was gorgeous all through the run of Drew Carey, Scrubs, and Cougar Town. She still would have looked perfect if she didn't fuck up her face.

>>218232120
he's a gag character, good for adding dynamic chaos to the series

>>218229022
you play the hand you're dealt, anon. Boo-hooing about it won't change shit.

>>218227128
Do we see JD's Son with Kim and his 2 kids with Elliot?

>>218232120
I agree but I have to be honest as soon as I saw him appear I couldn't help but smile I wasn't expecting it

>>218232294
no. none of his kids nor Kim appear so far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVgi8hoFFc

>>218226927
you can't tell the difference between 720p and 1080p so who cares

>>218231462
I generally dislike reunion shows because 99.9% of the time it feels like a cash grab/nostalgia farming. It didn't disappoint in the nostalgia department, but it was also charming and kind of funny. Instead of the usual dopamine hit of bias confirmation, I had to accept I was wrong this time.

Thus, I hated that I didn't hate it.

>>218232857
fair enough

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>>218232834
Where do you think we are?