Oh man, it’s going to be fucking terrible.
>it took this boomer 6 months to add a sex sceneLMAO
There's no way to make a modern Bond that isn't slop>Bond as the charming spymisogynistic spook>Bond as a turncoat to justiceYAslop>Bond as the villain or incompetentNo longer a power fantasy
>>218220120What is the point of appealing to Gen Z? They only watch marvelslop and tiktok. Just make a good movie you retard
>>218220120Can't fucking wait>I won't let you get away with your universal mogging plot, Count Rizzler>You can't win, 007. Soon everyone else will be a norwood 8 manlet beta orbiter. I will have ALL the aura!>(it ends with a stand off in fortnite for the fate of all males wherein Bond acquires a golden SCAR and saves the day)
>>218220146I wish I lived in the 60s when this was acceptable
Bond fights climate change. Fights "thirdies" using wrong pronouns. Fights conspiracists disrespecting the crown after Savile + Epsteen "reveals". Bond fights for Tourette's right to use racial slurs, as a rebuke of ableism.
>>218220181They can't possibly include a sex scene in a bond movie marketed to zoomers
>>218220120At its core, the Bond films are based on a 1960s pervert's fantasy of being an invincible, world traveling sex pot. They're great films, but 0 chance you can convincingly adapt them. What we enjoy about these films puts us in a rapidly shrinking fandom.Basically, we're getting old and kids hate old shit.
>>218220120we are DOOMED
There is no gen-z audience, they are too busy watching tiktok
>>218220237Not to mention you didn't have to put much effort into excercising
agent 67
>>218220120What they need to do to win over the zoomer audience is insert a non-binary person(female) of color with attainable beauty who is actually the main character fighting against the patriarchy and bond plays a background character and the main crux of the story takes a back seat to the progressive themes.
>>218222090most zoomer females masturbate to non-consent porn. they secretly want bond to be a serial rapist who breaks into their homes and gives them the best orgasms of their lives, i.e. Rapeman.
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>>218222175Stop watching porn mate.
>>218222386I stopped watching porn years ago. I can only get off to crime scene photos now.
“Nobody knows anything...... Not one person in the entire motion picture field knows for a certainty what's going to work. Every time out it's a guess and, if you're lucky, an educated one.”William Goldman.
>>218222192>Meant to be a spoof of James Bond's chauvinistic attitude.>Is just French man being French.
>>218221991this, making anything that is longer than 20 seconds for zoomers is folly.
>modern hollywood writers trying to write a cool guy who likes pussyit can't be done, it's simply impossible
>>218220120>6 months of script draftsLol, how much actual writing do you think that was? Probably 5 months and three weeks of procrastinating and letting ideas gestate. And two days of writing.
>>218220120Bond should never be taken out of the context of the Cold War. GoldenEye was the last one that really made sense.
>>218223074Yeah. It needs to be a period piece set in the 60s. We have WWII movies set the 40s. Why not a spy movie set in the 60s?
>>218220120Yeah this is why Top Gun Maverick and the F1 movie were embarrasing flops
>>218220120Don't spend 200 million on a spy movie that runs over 2 hours There I fixed it
>>218220120I thought this guy is the tits after that tom hardy in a car kino but then he kept making only garbage
>>218220120Yeah, the scene where Q gadgetmogs a receding hairlinemaxxing millennial Bond must be rewritten to better reflect the times. The opening scene where Bond get's circumsized will stay in though, it's an essential part of Britishness after all.
>>218220120Is it though? A dangerous rapey pretty dude is pretty much the perfect love interest for gen-z females. Just make him a werewolf or something.
>>218220235lmao
>>218224289Will zoomers commit collective suicide once they enter their 30s? Or will they just become even more grumpy and defeated than they are now? Only thing they have going for them is their youth
>>218220239the best way to fight climate change is by killing thirdies
>>218220230because young adults spend the most on entertainment
>>218220181I don't like sex scenes because they make me sad, they make me remember that I'm a loser virgin that even never managed to hold hands with a girl.
>>218220120This is fake btw
>>218220235you should write skits for sloptuber video essayists
>>218220120>writing to please and satisfy an audience>not simply making manifest your own creative vision at all costshack loser
>>218222005Because nobody yet ate like a hog, and if you did people shamed you for it.
>>218220120>prehistoricOh what? Does he talk to a woman without crying? Does he kill a terrorist without agonizing over human mortality? Does he not apologize for his colonizing ancestors?Just make a fucking action movie. John Wick is successful with much less charm.
