what a tremendously overrated, overhyped, deeply pretentious and boring shitfuck of a film
>>218221165We've been making fun of this one for years now. Do you want to feel validated or what?
tldr
>>218221165But enough about Endgame
>>218221197>Do you want to feel validatedyes please daddy
>>218221165You're a dumbass
>>218223069*Your
The only half-decent MCU films:Iron Man 1The AvengersCaptain America: Winter SoldierGuardians of the Galaxy 1-3Everything else is trash
>>218223580>Thor 1>not listedYou missed the best one
>>218221165It's just a fun superhero movie. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>218221165>decide to watch mass consumption goyslop for millennial manchildren>predictably get mass consumption goyslop for millennial manchildren>Make a /tv/ thread about it for some reason???
>>218221165if this ends on infinity war, and i mean actually end, likely the biggest accomplishment in filmmaking history surpassing LOTR. Instead we got Endgame and the last 6 years. This IP can not be saved. Mark my words, the future of Disney>deepfake 1:1 reboot of Star wars>Pay RDJ a small nations GDP to launch MCU only to target an audience that plays fortnite and their phone. >Pretend back catalog isnt carrying the company along with Millenials who actually have money, reboot everything but secretely mold the park to classic IPs, bc nothing new sellsIger tanked Disney to be bought by doing it coy through ESG. This company can not be bought, as no one that can afford it will enter the theme park and cruise business. Expect non whites to be only villians now in Disney films, they cant turn the dial on the pozzing but i promise you know they know what they've done
>>218223622>see Heimdall is a niggerturned it off right there
>>218223701My friends Mike and Jay told me it was good. They lied (this was back when they pretended to hate goyslop).
>>218223713Yawn: the post
>>218221165GOOD MORNING SAARS
>>218223743curry fingers typed this post, its ok abdul, you stink and arent wanted anywhere
>>218223745>liking marvel is indian>hating marvel is indianmake up your mind, retard
>>218223761I'm whiter than you are
>>218223724>YOU ARE A VAIN, GREEDY, CRUEL BOY!>Natalie Portman looks good>Kat Dennings looks good>Anthony Hopkis is great>Thor is a not a gay dudebroThis is enough to make up from Heimdall, plus Idris Elba is a good choice if he had to be black.
>>218223774exactly what an indian would say, good day saar
>>218223788Obsequious little bitch, you ain't worth a dog's piss down it's leg
>>218223782Hemidall is known literally as the whitest God. I was pissed when I learned of the casting but when I saw it, it was fine. Now, make Luke Cage white and watch the outrage
>>218223832you do understand that if white men watched television thats exactly what they would do right?
>>218223811>indian has pee and poo on his mindchecks out
>>218221165This but for every single capeslop
>>218223849Yeah and idc either way about how functional characters are depicted in media. There's no point in caring
>>218223865Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, is it? I don't give two tin flying fucks about what you think about anything, ever. No one owes you explanations or reasons or justifications. That's way more jeet coded than anything I have posted lmao faggot
>>218221165Films where the "good" superheroes squabble amongst themselves just don't work. There's no one to root for and no one to root against, so the story is this boring contrived slog where ultimately nothing happens. Hard to say whether Civil War or Batman v Superman is the bigger piece of shit. Both are very boring. They both look cheap. An epic final battle in an empty car park. Woah. Spiderman is a hyperactive puppy with ADHD that won't stop humping Iron Man's leg. I remember wanting Cap to decapitate Peter Parker with his shield. Man, that would've been awesome. Tom Holland's severed head lands in Tony's lap then as Tony gently cradles his precious young twink's head he sheds a single tear. But no time for heartbreak as Hawkeye puts a crossbow bolt through Stark's eyeball killing him instantly. Much better.
>>218224350No one is reading your post about crying over superhero movies
>>218224455Well, apart from you obviously. So let me ask you a question. Why are capeshit fans so incredibly touchy about these movies? I mean you're seething already and I barely even scratched the surface of how totally shithouse this movie really is.
>>218224350Spiderman could literally rip Cap in half
>>218221165Ultron was way better than this
>>218224592I don't read your post, I just hit reply to see if you would get all booty blasted about it and here we are
>>218224610>a gay snuff capeshit where Chris Evans' body is gruesomely torn in half by Holland's radioactive Spider-cockAnyone call for a webslinger?
remember that time iron man flew to the brown side of the planet and just started killing sand peoplethat's not okwe have international law for a reason and cap was being a fag about muh freedoms
I’m gonna go on /tv/ and for no reason, seethe about a movie that came out ten years ago.
>>218224741Cool. Let us know how that turns out
>>218224631>Me no read post meesta, me hit reply, now me sleepySweet dreams Señor.
>>218224880I'm here all day, just to aggravate you
>>218224758Not as exciting as I hoped to be honest.
You seething about Civil War’s eternal mogging of Batman v Superman, Suhkdeep?
>>218224902What a forward young man you are Santiago! I think you should put your clothes back on. Too much tequila, that's your problem.
>>218224984You big butthurt baby
>>218221165The subtext of this movie is that Cap is literally a faggot who is fighting "Daddy" Tony Stark to be with his misunderstood boyfriend Bucky. "The Message" was always in the MCU, they just turned up the volume.It's mildly hilarious how you morons never picked up on it.
It was kino, Ivan.
>>218225093If that's your takeaway, you missed the point more than anyone here which is quite the feat
>>218221165>the inciting incident is some East Euro bullshit not the Stanford IncidentTerrible
>>218225120So what was "the point"? I'll wait. And if you don't answer, it's because your trying to get your mom's mouth off a pajeet dick. Your move.
>>218221165They did a good job marketing crossovers outside their Avenger movies but it also was the prototype for the style of film writing that killed public interest in the MCU by pivoting from adapting solo storylines to just hitting all the crisis crossover slop they possibly can.
I think it’s good but literally is completely pointless because the conflict went nowhere afterwards
>>218225172Yawn. Your boring tripe isn't interesting in the least. Try again
>>218225235lol. So you can't even construct an elementary argument to defend your assertion. Too bad about your mom. And your student loans for your worthless degree.
>>218225301Nah I just don't care to because spending one second on your inane, insipid post is one second I could use doing something more productive like making d&d figurines out of belly button lint
There was a thread a few days ago that was made sometime in the evening hours that was talking positively about this movie. The posters in the thread are mostly level-headed and rational. If you don’t believe me, you can find that thead here. https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/218108368/Fast forward to just recently, and this particular thread is made at 2AM in the morning totally seething about it. Now I just can’t help but wonder something. If the other thread was made during the evening hours when American people are still awake, and this random schizo seethe thread is made during the middle of the night, I wonder what country of shitstreeting Marvel haters who praise Zack Snyder was awake during those hours?
>>218225367I commend you for caring so much
>>218223580Correct list, but Thor 3 is a personal favorite of mine.
