>So I went my local El Pollo Loco to get some quesadilla and the waiter asked if I would like ice on my tequilla, I told him no homes I'm not ready to get deported. Get it? because I'm Mexicano. Ayy caramba!
>so a mexican and a mexican walk into a bar..>they came out later with $25 in their pockets (300 pesos for my latino brothers)>...>get it? they were doing a plumbing job, because they're mexican haha xD VIVA LA RASA
>they say life is like a box of chocolate>but for us Mexican cabrons, its more like a pinata of churros, you know exactly what you're gonna get and it makes you greasy>..because *ahem* chicano ese
>>218221623HEY MANY, J00 HEAR ABOUT THIS DONAL TRUM? AY DIS VATO EL LOCO, HOMES! HEY, IF DIS TRUM WAS LATINO, THEY’D CALL EL HOMBRE DEL COMBOVER EL POOPY PANTALOONAS *plays the Mexican dancing hat music after every punchline*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Rqdgna3Yw
>>218221623Yeah he's hacky as fuck but I enjoyed his sitcom for the hot wife and daughter
>>218221623george lopez sucks. eddie is one of the good ones
>>218221876https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9y5LSRCc04i miss old wwe
>>218221855>enters the stage to Low Rider while doing the vato posehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsrqKE1iqqo
>>218221903i stopped watching after eddie guerrero and chris benoit died
>>218221623Blacks and browns are at best, boring.
>mfw it's a lowpez mexikino threat
>>218221623ahahaha classic Paul Rodriguez humor
>>218221876Lopez gave Carlos Mencia a brown eye beat down, which was cool of him
Are all Mexicans this cringe ?
>>218221623The most forgettable Hispanic comic of all time.
>>218222075The best black comedians are 1000x better than spic comedians.
Latin comedy is like 5 years behind
>>218224869It was a cartel ordered hit, Lopez failed to skin him alive
>>218221623His face looks like Total Recall when you're in Mars outdoors
>>218221873The daughter was Albanian.
>>218221623This thread reminds me of Ayy lil Donnie-posting and it's hilarious. Lopez, the Cheecano Perlman.
I miss getting home from school, turning on Mind of Mencia and laughing my shaft off
only in America are injuns called Hispanic or Latin. Do you also call blacks Anglo-Saxons?
Maisela lisha was hot and should have had a longer fight scene in blood: the last vampire adaptation.
>>218225523Only OP
>>218226882I'm pissed of at you because I googled this name to see that it was the daughter and she LOOKS TOTALLY DIFFERENT NOW!
>>218221623The true (Latin) King of Mexicomedy FLUFFY 4 LIFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUDiqHFNFX0
>>218227188She is still a hottie but not her crescent fresh hottie on the show. Same with Nikki cox.
>>218227285Anon, you are fucked
>>218227208Couldn't believe his douchbag character on magic mike.
>>218221623Let's ramp up deportations by 30% this year.
>>218221623Dude aged like shit. Looks like a homeless meth head
