How shit is it going to be?
>tom holland>zendaya
I thought the prologue was unintentionally really funny for some reason. Actually seeing these guys in the Trojan horse made it feel like a comedy.
its going to be KINO trust me
Quite shit indeed.
The casting is so fucking terrible. They're doing that stupid modern Hollywood rainbow casting again. If you NEED to have blacks and Asians in your production, why not make them denizens of the islands visited by Odysseus? That could really drive home that Odysseus isnt in Kansas anymore when he comes across people who look like they should be from halfway across the world. But, no, the casting is completely fucking random.
>>218225040Idk
>>218225040this outfit is so fucking stupid, it's like some brainless right wing twitter user obsessed with shitty phonk edits dreamed it up. completely tasteless and lacking self awareness
>>218225040>with Zendayathat nigger doesnt have a last name?
>>218225040I'll never find out
>>218225040It’s going to have a couple of kino moments followed by AI slop prompted by a couple Vikrams in Mumbai
>>218225040How tf you going to go from Oppenheimer to this?
>>218225040It seems like the movie was sabotaged by stunt casting. I'll be extremely surprised if this makes $100+ million opening weekend.
Probably fairly okay. Like a 7/10 for normies
>>218225929Oppie was poopy dog doo doo too though
>>218225040You (and all the normies) will still watch it
>>218225040I shall never find out because I don't watch NIGGER infested movies.
>>218225060>hey zoomie, wanna watch some greek myths?
>>218225040it's going to be bad, they stopped all advertising for itthey want to memory hole this disaster as quickly as possible
>>218225040The start, the postwar will be fast and awful and the journey itself is tolerable, I thought the cyclops looked good in the trailer but i bet its with an mediocre ending, the nolan element will be when they get stuck with the nymphs and it will be a scene with some time-related thing "OMG HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN HERE" then when he returns home it will be an ok ending. I am betting on shit but hope for 6,5-7/10
>>218225040The Odyssey has a pretty beautiful ending. I don't think he can screw that up
The tranny is playing Achilles. Announcement imminent.
>>218225040Imagine the plane scene from TDKR but for 3 hours