>ching chong bing bong I cut fish so good you pay 1,000 dollwar
labor theory of value is an evil virus of satan
>thumbnail has single word with a full stopnot a fan tbqh
>>218225355Would you rather the entire video description be on the thumbnail?
>>218225381NEGATIVE.
>outrageously expensive restaurant, Japan>>you get good quality food, it's tasty>outrageously expensive restaurant, West>>here's your food, goy. no plate, lap it up like the animal you are
>>218225414>this gimmick restaurant for families is EXPENSIVEJust kill yourself you enormous retard
>>218225381what an idiotic alternativefeel shame
Sushi is overrated
>>218225381>>218225406>>218225432You laugh but some retards actually do put their thoughts on the thumbnail
>>218225414That's not a fancy dancy restaurant. You should compare apples to apples. And if you pay top dollar, the food should at least be cooked. Why do you think that sushi restaurant can operate at such an exclusive level? Because the margins are fucking insane and straight up theft.
>no dish that you need to soak in a sauce to make it eatable is worth the money
>>218225414You can get great quality sushi in Japan for not a lot of money. Sushi isn't a high end thing unless you go to a high end restaurant. Sushi just became this high end expensive thing outside of Japan for some reason.>>218225441It's not overrated, they just make it over ceremonious with the whole "you can't even look at the fish until you've spent ten years looking at the rice you're also not allowed to touch.There is a process to making it, but I mean you can't really make fresh fish any fresher, you know? You can't cook it fresher. So a lot of these places and people will say it's how they cook the rice that differentiates the places. Well no shit, it's the only part they actually have to cook.With that being said, sushi is delicious and the price should be relative to the one in Japan. It becomes overrated when you have to pay a shit ton for it here in the west where they use way too much rice and don't even slice the fish like they do in Japan.
>>218225414Raw fish isn’t food
>>218225488I was looking for the one webm at the actual fancy restaurant where the guys draw shapes on the table with sauces and that's the dish, but couldn't find it>>218225536Sushi has both expensive and cheap establishments over there too. I haven't done a fancy one to be honest
>>218225381uhh, no? I prefer all caps, half the words of the sentence white, other word(s) red, and all in impact font.
>>218225328based satan
>>218225467There's nothing retarded about it. The research was already done, years ago, that thumbnails are the number one thing that get audiences to watch your videos on youtube. As in, more than the video title. When your passion, or business, is youtube videos, that's what you focus on.
>>218225533You're not quoting anyone in this thread but you are quoting my thoughts. Texture alone is not enough for me to enjoy food otherwise I'd still be guzzling down soda water instead of regular water.
>>218225488The price and quality of sushi you can get in Japan is worlds apart from in the west. Anything sushi related gets a premium price slapped on it most places outside of Japan for some reason. Even in countries with a good fishing industry like mine. They have sushi restaurants of many different levels in Japan. The mid priced ones have great quality and value. First time I really tried sushi was in Japan and it ruined it for me, because I've been disappointed everywhere else I've tried it due to being overpriced and a lot of the time not being made properly either. I mean the main ingredient is fucking raw fish and you don't even slice it at the proper angle? or make the pieces in the right way? Fuck off..I'll refrain from eating sushi outside of Japan. I'll just keep it as a treat for when I travel there again.
>On October 27, 2025, Jiro Ono turned 100. A month before, on Respect for the Aged Day, Ono said he wanted to continue working and making sushiHo Ree Fuk, this motherfucker REFUSES to die. Is he terrified that the afterlife is a neverending nightmare of assrape or something?
>>218225381You need an image of an image of the host looking shocked and a vague superlative like "OLDEST EVER" or unanswered question like "THEY ATE WHAT?!?!"
>>218225414That looks fun, I’d do it once
>>218225596>words words wordsYou're eating human sweat. I'd take conveyor belt sushi any day because it's cheaper and it's prepared hygienically.
>>218225414Chill out, Mr. Miyagi.
>>218225548Yeah they have many different levels of sushi restaurants. My main point is though the price and quality you get outside of the high end is leagues above what you get outside.I only tried a high end omakase place one of the times I was in Japan. It was great don't get me wrong, but I still preferred the mid priced places because in those high end places. It's not like the fish can get any fresher you know? It's basically all the stuff surrounding the fish you're paying for at an expensive omakase place. And to be honest, I'm not really interested in the stuff "around the sushi".It's like those teppanyaki places. I think they're a massive waste of money in general, but especially compared to a sushi place in the same price range.Teppanyaki places are borderline theft if you ask me.
>>218225596>try some nigiri slightly dipped in ponzu>taste ponzu and nothing else>"ah, an entire 2 sushis. welp, there goes my paycheck. I guess I'll have some instant ramen or something to fill me up...">try some seared salmon sushi without dipping or whatever>it's fucking delicious because cooked food is delicious>"oh fuuuuuck, I'm so full and satisfied from this delicious and affordable meal aaaaaaaaaaaa"
>>218225622>Can't read anything longer than a news headlineThis fucking place man... I don't know why I fucking bother.
>>218225675>You're only allowed to like one thing and can't enjoy variety because the world is only black and white for picky eating autists
Why do gaijins think Japs want you to eat Sushi?You guy are nothing but parasites for Japs, and most Sushi places in the west are run by non-Jap asians and whites and selling fake sushi so it's fucking weird that gaijins complain to Japs.Like, do gaijins have ANY kind of self-awareness? No?
>>218225596Who's got that meme with the basedjak reacting to-place vs place, Japan for the this guy
>>218225777meant basedjak not basedjak
>>218225381THISBROKEME
>only two stars>legendaryNot that I give a shit about Michelin bullshit, but this guy obviously does.
>>218225632I won't you fucking heathens
>>218225791Ok, evidently "Onions jak" (one word) automatically changes to "basedjak" when typed
>>218225828GD. S-o-y-j-a-c-k
>>218225791>>218225828hello newfriend
Gaijins be like:>''Oh no!! Chinese Americans, Koreans Americans and Jews are running Sushi restaurants that sell overpriced garbage in my fucking town!! Now it's time to complain to Japs!!''Insane people
>>218225381>Would you rather the entire video description be on the thumbnail?I NEED AN ARROW POINTING TO A RED CIRCLE AND A 'MY MFW FACE WHEN' REACTION
>>218225328satan must love humans then
>>218225604He needs more time on this earth in order to perfect the tamago
>>218225726>Why do gaijins think Japs want you to eat Sushi?because soft power is very good to have
i genuinely can't tell the difference between fancy sushi restaurants and the local takeaway place besides the price
Why did sushi become the sugoi super skill master glorious nippon memefood?Dumplings are way better, high skill ceiling, packed with flavour and actually hot food. Is it because every country has their own "meat in dough" dish?
>>218225708>>You're only allowed to like one thing and can't enjoy variety because the world is only black and white for picky eating autists
>>218225299if it's impossible to book, how can it be busy?
