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So... that happened
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>Somehow Palpatine Returned
Proof the trilogy had no plan
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>>218225641
>starslop
grow up
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GEORGE WON
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>>218225641
I remember "the hype" after Force Awakens came out (and made $2 billy) where Disney said they'd release a new Star Wars flick every year in perpetuity. They really thought it'd be a license to print money.
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As soon as the news broke that Disney bought it I knew it was dead.
As soon as they announced JJ as the director for episode 7, I knew it was fucked.
Made watching the trainwreck in real time much funnier.
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meh, better than the prequels.
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>>218226008
Mike, please.
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>>218226008
>bladder cancer is better than brain cancer
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>>218225641
I had forgotten all about it until you reminded me
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>>218226008
You wish, Mike. Go back to simping for that ham planet and making dogshit YouTube videos for your Reddit fan base.
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>>218225641
Okay /tv/ how would you have fixed these films? And don't just cheap out and say you wouldn't make them.
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>>218226138
Make Finn white
Remove Rei bitching about "holding her hand"
Han Solo should not be a loser who reverts back to pre episode 4 behavior, just have Rei and Finn take a different ship and they bump into Han and the Millenium Falcon some other way. Remove the whole Kanji club bullshit.
Han and Leia aren't separated or reverting back to retarded default settings, they just had a fight about Ben and haven't reconsiled yet.
Don't let them blow up Starkiller in the first movie. That shit should have been an ever present threat in all three movies
Don't have the retarded resistance AND the new Republic, if you're not resisting the new Republic what the fuck are you resisting? Just make it the New Republic and they're meeting on those big city planets instead of those outer nowhere planets
Phasma kicks ass and isn't useless
Luke had a good reason for no being there, maybe he was possessed or in a coma or some shit. When Rei finds him he joins up. You can even have him die if you need to but he needs to go down fighting ffs. Han doesn't die immediately either. Tell Harrison Ford to suck it up or just recast him. Fuck listening to that retarded boomer over proper storytelling decisions.

That's just off the top of my head and they already have a strong start that the other two films can build on.
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>>218226291
Oh and Kylo NEVER takes his mask off. Forgot he took it off fucking immediately
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>>218225641
JJ is a hack. Rian is a real artist. Simple as.
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>>218226138
>story planned to span three movies and not made up on the fly
>not spending an entire movie just copying new hope beat for beat
>honestly I would have leaned harder into the Luke Skywalker "burn all the old books" shit
>frankly I don't even like star wars that much so I'd probably fuck it all up too
>I did really like that scene in 8 where they slammed the ship through the other ships at lightspeed or whatever
>looked fuckin cool
>in retrospect I guess that was also kinda dumb because why wouldn't you just do that in every space war with like an unmanned ship or whatever like bye bye death star
>but then is that any dumber than having an exhaust port that just happens to lead to the core or whatever that you can just shoot lasers down?
>idk man maybe star wars was always kinda dumb and it's main strength is just merchandising
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>>218226138
Don't bring JJ in for Episode VII. He's the one that fought to take out Michael Arndt, and he's the one that decided against using George's treatments of the Sequel Trilogy. Quite literally everything wrong started with him.
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>>218226008
That's not a compliment, though.
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>>218226519
George's treatment sounded like fucking garbage.
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>>218225641
I enjoyed them. It's just space slop and not supposed to be taken that seriously.
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>>218227030
Go to sleep JJ.
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>>218226138
Depends how early you’re allowed to interfere in the script and what you’re allowed to alter. If I had to keep some form of the framework, it would go something like this:

Rey is Han's adopted daughter. This explains her technical expertise, how she recognises her force sensitivity, and causes conflict with Kylo when he realises Han essentially replaced him. Her biological parents are nobodies, but nobody brings this up because literally everyone not named Skywalker is also a nobody.
Finn keeps his role, except without the schizophrenic personality changes.
Snoke is relatively bitch tier in the force, but an expert at mental manipulation. The main reason he's assembled and retained the imperial remnant is by this method, though he’s also charismatic without using his powers.
Kylo keeps his general role, except his manchild behaviour is directly caused by Snoke, which makes Kylo assume he needs his guidance and why he doesn't just kill him.
Luke didn't leave because he gave up, he left because despite being able to curb stomp the first order's leadership, Snoke's good enough to make him lose his cool doing so. He is keeping himself distant because he's concerned about falling and being even worse than Palpatine was.
Leia formed a splinter group not due to the New Republic's incompetence, but because she was disgusted by them building Starkiller Base, which is ostensibly to keep the galaxy safe from the Imperial Remnant. The old guard went with her, and she has a lot of sympathisers.
Ultimately she is at serious risk of falling to the dark side, because she is utterly furious about the fact all her work is being undone before her eyes.

The First Order's opening move is to hijack starkiller base, which is what sets off the plot.
I can't be bothered to try unfucking it from there. Maybe have Leia be the one who kills Snoke, half because she's realised the republic is so utterly hopeless that her father maybe had a point and half to protect her son.
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>>218226138
Replace Rose with Paige.



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