In the Year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland starving and outnumbered charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets; they fought like Scotsmen, and won their freedom
being cucked non stop by english chads do that to a man
>>218228294the scots cucked the english so bad the current royal family is descended from scots lolscots literally rule england
Scottish knight and leader William Wallace was brutally executed by hanging, drawing, and quartering on August 23, 1305, at Smithfield, London, for high treason against King Edward I. After being dragged naked behind a horse, he was hanged but cut down while alive, emasculated, disembowelled, beheaded, and quartered.
>>218228601...Which inspired further rebellion and pic related battle occurring humiliating the English..
>>218228456Rotschilds are 'jews' anon. They aren't Scottish at all.
>>218228294Edward II got a poker up his bum
>>218228294>It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
>>218228601Only reason Mel even wanted to play him, that.
>>218228266>In the Year of our Limmy 2026, Lynn brings a boyfriend home
it's really funny to me that scots go on about freedom and oppression when they were so heavily involved in great britain's empire building and were huge instigators in colonial ventures. A disproportionate number of soldiers and colonial administrators were scotsmen
>>218228266How did Scotland go from that to>I hate England because it isn't nearly gay and brown ENOUGHPS I have similar questions about Sinn Fein/IRA
>>218228709Don’t look up Battle of Dupplin Moor
>>218228850What’s wrong with gay brown people anon?
>>218228850because>thatwas a lie all along.Edward took advantage of a succesion crisis, he didn't walk around killing Scotsmen because it was the only way he could get an erection, and Scotsmen fought back because the nobility oddly enough didn't want to lose their lands. The idea that it was a patriotism thing is absolutely laughable.
>>218228266>YOU HAVE BLED WITH WALLACE
>>218228846yeah scottish niggers banging on about freedom and separating from the UK makes me fucking laugh considering THE ROYAL FAMILY ARE SCOTS AND THEY WERE THE MAIN IMPERIAL COLONIZERS IN IRELAND
>>218228855Have you heard of Loudin Hill
>>218228747I see you're a fan of Scottish literature. You could probably use some culture.
>>218228266>They fought like warrior poetswhat does that mean
>>218229968they called you a cunt while they stabbed you
braveheart vs the patriot, what's gibson's better fuck the english movie?
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>>218229968they werent just land-levies like most of the english recruits. They fought for their families and their neighbors - for higher ideals, not just because their feudal lord wanted more land
>>218231096the scottish numbers were severely exaggerated. A 40,000 man gathering during medieval scotland is unheard of. MOre than likely ten times less (1500-4000)just for comparison, massive medieval battles in the continent would rarely go past 15,000 menthat should tell you everything
>>218228266How did Braveheart know about the Battle of Bannockburn?!>Braveheart was decapitated and dismembered >his arms and legs sent to the four corners of Britain>his head was placed on London Bridge>but near the end of the movie he is talking about what happened at the Battle of Bannockburn>It would take 6 hours for his head to get from London Bridge to Bannockburn by rail, according to Google>But trains weren't around in the 1800s so he would have to go there by foot>But his feet were in other corners of BritainHow was he able to get there? Did he have a head start?
>>218232330It was his spirit, anon. The monologue is a cross (in the form of a claymore) and he we speaking to us while in heaven.
FREEEEEDDDDOOOOOOOMMMMM...wait
>>218233734the british monarchy descends from scots lolscottish people talk about freedom and independence but theyre literally the most imperial colonizing people in the UKno joke. The english are actually pretty fucking chill about it, but watch every scottish venture - theyre the lead in colonizing>>218233734
>>218234064The British monarchy descends from Anglo-Norman-Scot-German-reptilian lines. Like all royal families around the world, they are simultaneously mutted and inbred to an equal degree.I shit on all royals, I piss on their mutant faces and fart in their genetic illnesses.
>>218234201nah brudda you dont understand, i studied this shit formally back when i was a historianThe scots were disproportionately represented in• The East India Company• Colonial administration• Plantation management• The British Army• The intellectual architecture of empireThe Monarchy descends HEAVILY from the Stuarts of Scotland.The Scots were literally the backbone of the colonizing and imperializing of the United Kingdom.Look at Ireland - It was Scottish planters that fucked their shit up under orders of Scottish landowners/nobles
>>218228736What does their religion have to do with their nationality lmao.
>>218228846Not only that, but isn't it tradition to have scottish regiments in all military bodies?
>>218235597>jews>What does their religion have to do with their nationality lmao.
>>218235743Yeah? Can you answer? I don't get it.
Kek the battle of stirling in braveheart is a masterwork>cavalry charge>btfo it with surprise pike defence>slaughter cavalrymen>SEND THE INFANTRY>both sides just zerg rush each other with zero tactics>like ten named scot characters and the irish chad survive it>ABRA GU BRAITH!Kek it's beyond retarded and kino of the unsurpassedly high order, no cinematic battle has ever come close
We need to invent some safe way to have massive pitched battles with non-lethal weaponry and have towns, cities, states whatevs all compete on a big scoreboard.Imagine, once a month all the men in a town meet another town's men, kick the shit out of each other in a big field, last man standing, then at the end everyone gets up, shakes hands, has a big piss up then goes home.Men need recreational violence.
>>218234383don't forget the time when they tried to go it alone with the Darien scheme, with hilarious results
>>218236405I lost my virginity to a scottish slampig with tits the size of my head many many moons ago, always regret not keeping her around longer, scottish birds are pure bedwench material.Northern scottish, mind, stay tf away from glaswegians, fuck
>>218236409Just join a reenactment hema club.
>>218236052I like how you dropped the "Bridge" from the Battle of Stirling Bridge, just like how Mel forgot about it
>>218236649The movie battle has nothing at all to do with the historic one lol, no-one in the actual movie ever refers to any bridge either.Braveheart to me is a low fantasy movie like Conan, the entire thing is fiction.The William Wallace we got was more Conan than historic Scottish nobleman>>218236597I said I wanted to wear safety gear and clash with thousands of other men in an actual (relatively safe) fight for sport and fun, not larp with like tops 20 snobby fat reddit nerds in gay replica costume armour.
>>218236471Thanks for the tip
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>>218228456The current royal family are krauts.
