>you've had sex right anon?what would you do in this situation?
>>218228405onanism counts as sex,you are giving pleasure to a human being
>>218228427Giving pleasure to a human being isn't the definition of sex, and could apply to almost anything
>>218228405Yeah, ask your moms if you don't believe me ;)
Yes I have.Sex is great.Relationships suck.
>>218228405"No."And let them just deal with that as they need to.
>>218228471you want to preserve a high quality of discusion for this bot thread,huh?go have sex with yourself.
>>218228405Yeah, and enthusiastic sex with a beautiful woman who really desires you is an unparalleled experience.
You know that Joker 2 movie? I was the stunt double the correctional officer.
>>218228405I'd probably make something up.
>>218228405Yeah I've borked a lot of women in my day
I fucking hate this movie so much. It's so obvious Steve and Judd were on two completely different wave lengths. One wanted to make a realistic, stilted comedy. The other wated to make some pure broslop to make normies howl in laughter. Everyone says it's a comedy masterpiece. It sucks.
>>218228405With a bag of sand
>>218228405I watched this movie thinking he was going to be a KHHV but he went to third base with multiple women
>>218228635>watching moviesanon, you are the normie
eww, ugly kikes
>>218228405Tell them about my weird sex life like they asked
>>218228405tell them the truth: eating candy out of my girlfriend's ass
>"I fucked ted" [Lie]>group starts to laugh that was a close one
>>218228524Oh I intend to
>>218228870>Oh I intend towhat part,preserving the purity of this sacred site or having sex with yourself?
>>218228405I AM NOT ADMITTING MY CRIMES TO YOU!I would rather society thing I am a sex criminal than a KHV incel
>>218228405>nastiest shit you've ever doneI've butchered 4 chickens in a row, 1 pig and 1 goat on two separate occasions, had their legs binded together, as well as their neck tied to a post in case of the goat, the pig had its legs binded together and then tied all together on a bamboo log, then slit their throat, their struggle lasted longer than I would've wanted, literally tasted the metal in the air, it was surreal, on both the pig and the goat, I never ate the meat that was cooked from them, make of that as you willlike, share & subscribe
I had a black friend too, once. Then one day when we skipped school and went to my house to smoke some weed, I got comfortable enough to say the N- word and he beat my ass until I was unconscious and stole everything of value in my parents house.
>>218229110>i did drugs>with a black man>and got robbedtriple retard
>>218228405>"I'm not giving up my dirty laundry for a bunch of Jews for free"
>>218229110you relaxed
losing virginity is depending on semen, right?males needs to cum inside vagene and females need to receive cum?
>>218228405Only a deeply insecure troll would try to stir discussion by indirectly shaming strangers. Get a life.
>>218229273sperm donation doesnt count
>>218228405I ate out an eskimo on her period and deep tongued her dirty asshole.
>>218229457https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHuhG2vx1is
>>218228405Is it worse to have never had sex at all or to have had sex with one person but the breakup/emotional abuse being so bad that it bordered on faggy trauma that's still hard to get over or not have nervous flashbacks when a memory gets triggered almost a decade later?
>>218229542owner of a lonely heartmuch better thanowner of a broken heart
>>218229110Did you suck his bbc
>>218229542having more life experience and a wider range of emotions experimented,is better than being an NPC
>>218228870What tags are you searching? What site? Let's have a collectivelly unconscious session of onanism (sex)
