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Ok i'll start

>>218229613
Who will play her in the inevitable biopic sequel?

>>218230038
Eric Roberts

>>218229613
Hollywood really do love destroying beautiful things.

>>218230038
Timothée Chalamet

>>218229613
Britney looks all kinds of fucked now days. Someone needs to get that crazy bitch some help.

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Britney was born a few months before me. Our generation got to experience the best two decades of the 20th century. We were old enough to experience childhood in the 80s and our teens to adulthood in the 90s. For a few years Britney was the most beautiful woman on the planet. Nobody during that time would argue that she wasn’t. And she couldn’t go anywhere in the world without being recognized because her face was everywhere. If it wasn’t because of her music then it was either Pepsi or a makeup or fashion advert.

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Wha happen?

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>>218230293
She has mentioned before that she wish she could’ve traveled abroad before she was famous. I do think it would’ve given her a better perspective.
Her sons are in their 20s. Now. She is free from her child support requirements. She’s earned enough money to retire comfortably. I hope she can enjoy being a grandmother and find her inner peace. She certainly won’t find it in another bottle of booze.

>>218230327
Liquor. She has been an alcoholic for a long fucking time.

>>218229734
Isn't this a trait of genetic scammer. We find this cool because its not normal for human to lie so well

>>218230327
>looks same as 22 year old billie
Jewish standards have fallen so bad. We deserve better industry plants

>>218230038
Sydney Sweeney

>>218230327
she was never the same after Justin Timberlake cheated on her with much less attractive whores. Then she hooked up with a failed white rapper. Her dad embezzled all of her money and then he and the baby daddy tramed up to basically turn her i to a dancing and singing slave in Las Vegaa for the next 20 years.

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LiLo mogged them all and was only slightly less crazy.

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okay

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Movies about BPD?

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>>218229613
Britney was always mid, us connoisseurs were Christina Aguilera fans.

>>218231254
Y’all can’t fight the redneck wall. Its genetics. The amount of money doesn’t matter, white trash always ends up in the dump.

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>>218231299
can’t fight the abuela wall, homes. Its genetics. The amount of peso doesn’t matter, latinas always ends up in the rump dump. (Tho she’s now ozempic’d, so maybe money does work)

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>>218229613
Not only is she hot, she's cigarette smoking, fast food eating, deep-seeded emotional problems having hot, and probably sucks dick like a hurricane.

Apparently the Swedish guy who wrote Hit Me Baby One More Time didn't understand English and thought "Hit Me" was slang for calling someone back
So the whole song is about Britney wanting a boy to call her back

>>218231384
Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz are notorious for never hitting the latina wall
Gloria from Modern Family still looks smoking as well

>>218231413
“if hit it” was already slang for sex at the time. thats what it was assumed she was asking for more sex.

>>218231431
Salma is pretty thick these days, but still sex. Penelope is Spanish, not Latina; Vergara is Columbian, so might as well be Spanish.

>>218231521
To be fair Salma Hayek is technically Lebanese Arab

>>218230271
She’s dancing around with her tits out again on instagram. She seems happy though.

>>218231589
She's mentally ill, of course she has videos where she's happy

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>>218229613
>Paris Hilton is also okay

>>218231299
Look at her brapping her way across that swimming pool.

>>218230038
>Who will play her in the inevitable biopic sequel?
pam beassly
arrival gal

>>218231729
Jenna fisher or Amy Adams? They look nothing alike.

>>218231254
Just iron her hair and dress her up. She can keep the crazy act

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Did you goys know that Britney and Hershlag are very close friends? They've been friends since childhood when they were both child actors doing musical theater.

>>218232808
Meant for >>218230038

The Pepsi commercial is hot af!

>>218229734
>the way this paid actor acts
Zoomers think this is deep

>>218233048
I completely missed the teletubby she is holding.

Our perception of sexy women has moved on since the fappening
People thought Britney was a sex object in her prime, but it turns out that's in accurate. She was singing and dancing.
But five years from now you will be able to have have passthrough VR sex with her and come very close to doing whatever you want with her.
That's if anyone remembers her.
So while we're waiting for the awkward between phase to end, you tards can go ahead and stop yapping about whether or not these creatures are still singing and dancing or whether or not they are on drugs or whether or not the like Tuesday or Thursday better it's fucking retarded
stop having opinions about this shit
go browse stolen celeb asshole photos and knock it off

>>218233048
me on the left.

>>218230271
>>218231589
>>218231625
the FREE BRITNEY campaign was nuts. nobody realizes that it was her family left holding the bag. that nobody else was taking care of Britney.

>>218233206
oi faggot
shut yer fuckin mouf bitch

>>218233571
ha ha le what are you on about mate
kill the fuck out of yourself your mother deserves a better life

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She should make a cameo in one of the John Wick films.

>>218231254
I could fix her

>>218233048
I must have jizzed to this picture a hundred times
Kinda miss the carefree days before internet porn

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>>218229613
take me back bros

>>218234994
It was velvet and club in my friend group.

>>218233420
>that nobody else was taking care of Britney.
She was married at the time to that sam guy, if she didn’t run him off she’d be fine. I don’t think anyone expected him to bail that fast.

>>218230038
Idris Elba

>>218233420
Her family had her fortune go from 200-300 million to less than 70 million somehow in the span of a decade and said that it all went to lawyer and managerial fees. They sure paid themselves extremely well for the burden of taking care of her. I don't blame them.

>>218236168
You give me $230m I’ll take care of whoever you want.

The video with her and Ryan Seacrest mentioning his girlfriend is the funniest mask off moment ever.

>>218233048
>>218234994
>April 1999
>born December 2, 1981
You sick fucks

>>218236627
Post it?

>>218231640
You can see do much of her pelvis, it's nearly obscene. You could probably even see pubic hair if she hadn't shaved/waxed.

I wonder if Britney had the record and maybe still does for most masturbated to per capita. With population growth, there are going to be women who inspire more buckets by sheer volume, but there are so many more platforms and arenas now, not to mention AI, that the attention seems spread. In terms of percentages, is she at the top?

>>218237411
I mean she was the most searched celebrity online for a decade and while yes, a lot of that is standard searching, we all know a big part of it was searching for pics and videos to jack off to.

Whether #1, who knows for sure but she's probably top 2-3 since the creation of the internet. Outside porn, those early days were so much Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, Anna Kournikova, etc.

>>218237411
>>218237956
I feel like Taylor Swift has eclipsed her in terms of general fame, but she seems less fap bait in general.

>>218237313
that was the low rise days. as a lad i used to sit in class looking at girls thongs sticking out of their jeans because the jeans were cut so low

>>218237956
for me it was the Heather Graham scene from Boogie Nights, the Shannon Elizabeth scene from American Pie, and especially the Denise Richards scene from Wild Things

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>>218229613
Britain played child Paris in some mini series they did a while back

>>218231175
Did you hear about the abortion story? JT knocked her up when they were teens, and everyone pressured her to abort it. But they didn't take her to a clinic because they wanted to avoid the paparazzi, so they gave her stuff to take in a hotel room and she was in terrible pain for hours while the baby was dying, and JT just played guitar while she was on the floor.

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>>218229613
>tfw no prime stinky 18-year-old Britney Spears to fart in your face and shove her stinky feet and armpits in your face

Too midwesterny to be a true sex goddess

she was mentioned on the epstein files on how they were experimenting with/torturing her psychologically and was talked about her child custody matters, there are also claims of a 2011 clone via a genetic foundation linked to epstein

I fucked prime Britt--Britt(her nickname at the time) back in the day, AMA

>>218238195
>Britain played child Paris
What?

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>>218238195
>re-frame the pic for yandex to try and see what you're talking about
>dozens of scantily clad 10 year olds appear in search results

Anyways anon means an actress called Britain Lee played a child version of Paris on Paris and Nicole:the Encore in 2024. The fact that he calls her just Britain when her imdb only has 2 credits is worrying though.

>>218238788
Uh, how scantily clad are we talking about here

>>218238269
>Flores describes her divalike behavior, such as Spears requiring her staff to address her as "Queen Bee."
>Flores suffered because of "repeated unwanted sexual advances" by Spears.
>the singer repeatedly and intentionally exposed herself in front of him. On one occasion, he alleges, Spears, wearing a white lace see-through dress, dropped her cigarette lighter on the floor, bent over to get it and "thereby exposed her uncovered genitals." >Flores claims he felt "shock and disgust."
Spears was "loudly having sexual intercourse" while her two young sons, Jayden and Sean, were in the same hotel suite.
Eventually settled out of court. But the story is not over!
>Flores -- who says he's in the process of joining the LAPD -- tells TMZ, "I'm not proud of what happened with Britney, but it's opened the doors to where I am now."
>And where he is now ... is ghost hunting with a crew called the "Orange County Paranormal Project" ... documenting incidents from the spirit world.

kek ty anon, fun read

>>218238788
Maybe he's a big fan of her

>>218238856
not CP, I think a lot of the image results were something from child model websites or kid beauty pageants, I've never stumbled onto cp with yandex but then again I've never searched the image of a young girl. It was unsettling in any case.

>>218230038
Lizzo

>>218238880
Gotcha *taking notes*

>>218238300
she is from the south (misisipi) and grow up in a lower middle class ranch style house in louisiana (also south)

>>218238861
damn I fucked up the greentext, oh well
>>218230038
chatgpt says Sydney Sweeney lmao

>>218238609
In some sort of mini series she did few years back
>>218238788
You could've gone to imdb to find the Paris Hilton mini series from few years ago or just googled "paris hilton miniseries"
>>218238880
>girls existing is "unsettling"
In the mind of a gay

>>218238956
I'm not getting into an argument with a child admirer.
I used yandex first because it's one click as opposed to two for a google search

>>218238956
Nah I can see his point. Back in the day, I stumbled upon some child pageant photos that were obviously meant for pedos. It was unsettling to say the least. There were tons of these photos that were a whisker away from being explicit. Like you could make out details very easily. If I posted even the most mild one here is probably get perma v&

>>218239017
4chan mods being fags has nothign to do with anything

>>218229613
With Britney you have to wonder how much of her crazy was genetic, and how much was environment.

Even the sanest person in the world might have gone nuts growing up in the situation she was in (her level of fame).

>>218239035
No shit, Sherlock. Next you will be telling us water is wet and grass is green

>>218238399
meds

>>218239044
She started off normal but I think all the dough rolling in changed her and the people around her. She really suffered from no one ever telling her no.. I would have had her crawling on a leash in our $49 million dollar Miami vacation home

>>218239044
she was a dumb midwestern Stacy who got made into the #1 pop star because her face was so incredibly pretty
you compare her to like Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Gaga, Ellish who have a girlboss CEO attitude towards their careers

>>218239122
Gaga never had a girlboss CEO attitude, she was literally a bpd whore who was hated by her own label for being a PR nightmare and hard to market. Fun fact, they never expected her to amount to anything and signed her for 500k USD. After her first couple of songs became hits they immediately renegotiated her contract for 15 million.

>>218238467
Is the world tour still on? Is Brenda song good at twisted metal black? Who is your main character?

>>218231384
>Wall
She looks better now

>>218239440
>Is Brenda song good at twisted metal black?
I heard about that WTF?! Some people are just really good at certain games like Mario Cart. But then suck ass playing Halo or Uncharted.

>>218231254
Oh yeah, i would go balls deep

>>218231384
This bitch rented the Dejavu strip club in Minneapolis and kicked out all the other customers like a cunt. This was back in 1996 or 1997. I'm not sure which.

>>218241092
Likely '98. I worked at Deja Vu.

>>218229613
paris mogs because paris isn't a lost little pooping puppy with globally common brown eyes

>>218241092
>This was back in 1996 or 1997.
Neither since she only had a couple years on the MMC to her credits by then and no real money. Her first big song was that Mulan song in 1998, and her first album didn't come out until 1999.

>>218241218
First time she showed up on my radar was 'Genie in a bottle'. Which is still one of my guilty pleasures. Such a dope ass beat.

>>218239440
No, that tour is off. Yes she is. I main Spectre in TW 3

>>218241240
Yeah, same for me. I stopped watching Disney years earlier so never saw her on there or heard the Mulan song, so Genie was the first one that caught my attention. She actually recorded a bunch of songs in 1995 after leaving Disney but it was a small time label and they didn't release the stuff until she became famous years later. This song was actually decent for a mid-90s dance track. It might have made the dance charts if they released it back then. But it would have changed her whole introduction to the country. At least her formal debut album was well crafted to make her a star.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF-80C80jjY