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Poorly describe a movie and anons guess what it is.
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>trolls city
damn I haven't seen this movie in a few years but I could swear he killed a bunch of people
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>>218231022
That’s just what half of americans did during biden’s presidency
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>>218231022
Guy goes far kill really crazy man
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>>218231182
LOTR but could be a thousand movies
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>>218231040
A few, but it's all offscreen and without blood to keep PG13.
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>>218231022
University professor witnesses pagan retards mess with the wrong God.
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>>218231022

— Woman living in a NYC high-rise gets pulled out of bed and dropped umpteen stories to her death, but no-one cares, because she's not a main character.

— Woman has passionate sex on her wedding night but not with her husband, and then tops this reprehensible behaviour by sneering at Beethoven as suitable end-of-the-world listening material.

— Large space-ship eats small space-ship and our hero’s prompt reaction is to get himself machine-gunned whilst in post-coital bliss.
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>>218231406
Raiders of the Lost Ark
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>>218231040
Until he blew the hospital up he killed criminals and mob guys pretty much exclusively.
If he'd just kept committing bank robberies and murdering mafiosos he could've gone down as a folk here among normies.
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>>218232132
The hospital had the jab, it had to go
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teachers help army dealing with creatures
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>>218231182
obviously apocalypse now
>>218232576
evolution
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>>218231022
Bostonian leaves town
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>>218231022
Homophobic man implicated in scientist's death.
Pizza delivery driver implicated in scientist's death.
Antisemetic man dances.
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Man tries Jewish tricks, very polite woman stops him
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Ass2ass
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>>218233415
Too easy, anon
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>>218231022
Two gay men embark on a perilous journey to melt a piece of jewelery and discover feelings for each other
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>>218233672
LOTR
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>>218231022
woman kills former co-workers and boss
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This guy says the gamer word and beats everyone up with a pool cue.
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>>218231022
Kid shot point blank with a shotgun gains magic powers
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>>218233801
Kill Bill

>>218233827
Rush hour
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>>218233827
Rush Hour.
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Boy and his robot friend
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>>218233923
AI?
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>>218232132
He'd killed a bunch of cops before the hospital
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Probe found
Superior man found
Logical man found
Whales found
Not god found
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Non giving up guy chases greedy man
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middling to all right CGI and a hot mom with her two hot daughters in skin tight suits
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>>218231022
poor kid has sex then dies
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>>218233962
Hint:
Mum and boy and his robot friend
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>>218234043
No clue
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>>218234067
>Mum and boy and his funny talking robot friend
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muscular men in underwear spend 2 hours trying not to have gay sex
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>>218234040
my nephew’s “home videos”
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>>218234040
Titanic
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>>218231022
Kid rides a giant pokemon to fight a space alien
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>>218231406
lol
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birds
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>>218232894
Good Will Hunting
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>>218234193
Birdemic
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Pea soup
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>>218234199
You got it.
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Kissing makes you pregnant
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>>218231022
Have sex to delay death
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>>218234218
The exorcist
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Cabin trip end badly
Cabin trip also ends badly
Man educates primitives
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>>218234275
It follows
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A little girl has a dream about huge dicks.
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>>218231022
Intergalactic homosexual black men from a distant planet
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>>218234223
Species
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>>218234386
Your 12th birthday party video
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Dad doesn't recognize daughter
Dad beats son
Son beats dad
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A dude gets fucked in the ass, a lot shit eating and a chick gets scalped at the end while soldiers dance.
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Kangaroo
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>>218234404
Gayniggers from Outer Space
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The Thing in a high school
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>A clown doesn't find anything funny anymore after an unfortunate event
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Two dudes go camping, the horse gets scared, the rider falls off and he manages to get a snippet of film of the culprit walking away.
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>>218234447
Salo, it's poorly describe not accurately describe.
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itss not trolling
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Rainn Wilson eats poop
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>>218234311
Evil Dead 1-3
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>>218234478
Kevin Nash's biography
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>>218231022
>A billionaire
I thank God every day that I don't have whatever limited understanding mental retardation lefties have.
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>>218234409
No
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>"Its not a dud."
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>>218234477
I want to say The Facility.
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>>218234530
You want to say The Faculty
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A guy drives
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>>218234496
Got it
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>>218234545
Vanishing Point
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>>218233991
Oh that's fine with normies though. Their Jewish masters told them to hate them decades ago.
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The good guys won, oh wait no they didn't
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>>218234596
WW2
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>>218234596
Every horror movie ever
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>>218234596
The Empire Strikes Back
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>>218234596
Infinity War
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Man gets bitten and tells his girlfriend he doesn't love her.
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>>218234221
are you sure it wasnt /the town/
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Man turns into a monster when he gets horny
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>>218234697
Naw I was thinking of Good Will Hunting
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Forced proctology exam innawoods
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>>218233023
>>218233996
>>218234433
These are much easier than people think
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>>218234099
300
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>>218234705
My Demon Lover
>>218234711
Deliverance
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>>218234433
OT Star Wars
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>>218233996
Star Trek
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>>218234711
Deliverance
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>>218234275
crank
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Subway/Golf
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>>218234744
>Deliverance
Yes
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>>218234404
the fifth element
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>>218234747
>>218234751
Yep. You got it
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Glasses off.
She's hot.
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gay guys who pretend to be straight play sports together then go to their job
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>>218234797
Fight club
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>>218234792
She's All That
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>>218234811
Nope
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Rich people blob orgy
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>>218234840
Eyes Wide Shut
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Man befriends vermin
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hes a not a real boy but Nyarlathotep is (rip)
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>>218234850
Lol nope, similar but not as well known
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He crossed oceans of time.
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>>218234840
Society
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>>218234872
Yes
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>>218234823
I'm going to need a hint of something. It's basically a genre.
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>>218234854
Ratatouille or The Green Mile
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"Oh god I'm a bomb"
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>>218234894
Accompanying Marilyn Manson music video
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bumbling detective spends the 2hr runtime getting beaten up by the retards hes hunting. then commits statutory rape (or does he?!)

also adama is there
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A dude cannot find his car and enquires as to its location
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>>218234907
Nope
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>>218234936
Best Laid Plans or The Big Lebowski
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Blind woman hides cocaine
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>>218234962
nope, its a uncharitable view of the film. spoiler is important
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>>218234944
Triumph of the Will
>>218234967
Wait Until Dark
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>>218234987
>Wait Until Dark
Yes dammit
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Sweaty woman in space
Sweaty woman in space again
Sweaty woman in space jail
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The change gets kept cause you're a filthy animal.
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Gets called racist but really its just kind of boring
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>>218234987
Close. It was Dude Where's My Car
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>>218234944
*el duderino
(its lebowski)
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>>218235005
Alien 1-3
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>>218235026
Got it. Here's another trilogy:
Angry Canadian
Angry Canadian goes home
Angry Canadian kills a redhead
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>>218234930
Not another teen movie
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Construction worker stays bluepilled
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Glorified janny and his work-wife do it for free at a remote station. One day a person from his past re-enters his life in a surprising way and makes him question everything he thinks he knows.
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Shrooms
chick has the worst and last headache of her life
native american demons play some cool tunes
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Guy is bored with work
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They all get sick and die
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>>218235104
Enter the void
Irreversible
don't know about the third one
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Feline hunts tiny goblin
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>>218235125
No sorry, should have said its all for one film. i dont think anyone will get it
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A man goes on a journey to a faraway land in search of his father. Along the way he must contend with one of his father's old associates and his unknown to him half brother. In the end he finds that he and his half brother have more in common than he initially thought.
>>218235104
>native american demons play some cool tunes
Bone Tomahawk?
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>>218235153
that 3 parter cat stories film, cateyes or soemthing
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The most blatant case of fraudulent advertising
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>>218235098
moon?
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>>218235059
Correct
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>>218235124
cabin fever
>>218235122
total recall
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Poor people doom humanity
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Violent spic with a retarded haircut
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>>218235122
Office Space
>>218235218
The Matrix: Revolutions
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The bullied fat kid wins in the end.
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>>218235262
No Country For Old Men
>>218235258
Elysium
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>>218235318
>No Country For Old Men
Yes
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>>218235275
Close. It was The NeverEnding story
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They don't give a damn about you, they don't like you, I don't like you, and the girl you care about don't like you. Nobody likes you.
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Violent cracker with a retarded haircut


Let's see you guess this one
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Look close enough in the background of the sex scene and you can see a topless picture of Linda Carter.
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Are these bot threads? Why did this need a twitter screencap? A pepe would have sufficed.
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>>218235226
Good guess but no.
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muffin perfectionist runs his business into the ground
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>>218235382
SlingBlade.
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>>218235447
Nope
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some guy working on his day off
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>>218235487
Clerks
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>>218235256
Wrong
>>218235275
Correct
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>>218235487
Clerks
>>218235459
No Country For Old Men or Cutting Class
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>>218235098
Oblivion
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james bond in space (ss13!) but hes a cowboy (not moonraker!)
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>>218235522
>No Country For Old Men or Cutting Class
Nope, but it's a famous one
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What Is Love?
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Drunk blames hamburger
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a plane full of dangerous lifeforms
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>>218235525
Correct.
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>>218235253
Don't care for the song, but the nerdy girl becoming a sexy goth bimbo in the music video is best thing to come from that movie. That's how I knew it was that movie.
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>>218235551
soulplane
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>>218232132
he gave the hospital and city a HUGE warning before hand, it had been evacuated.
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Man leaves his wife to have sex with a fish
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Breakfast angers boomer
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>>218235624
Falling down
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>>218235639
Yep
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What if the real monster was mental illness
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clones killing clones
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Blue collar boomer drowns his bitch wife then goes on to singlehandedly save all of humanity.
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>>218235567
It definitely was the highlight. Manson's covers are better than his original music.
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>>218235653
Shutter Island
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Single 'strayan mom raises cunt annoying autistic son.
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>>218235382
Alright maybe this one was a bit too hard
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>>218235689
The Rescuers Down Under?
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>>218235659
The Island
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retarded batman hangs out with memento who kills a midge and his dog is dead
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>>218235689
Babadook
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>>218235713
Nope
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>>218231022
reddit thread
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>>218231022
A young high schooler has a run-in with the Yakuza, takes the antagonist's girlfriend, and has to prove himself in a battle.
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>>218235739
Correct.
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A murder has happened, but you can't focus because the maid has big tits.
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>>218235762
Fuckin Tokyo Drift?
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one fucks his sister, other fucks his daughter
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>>218235298
Wait, is this Full Metal Jacket
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Reddit man with skin condition
Reddit man with skin condition and dead girlfriend
Reddit man with skin condition annoys angry Canadian
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>>218235813
No, that fat kids dead before the second act.
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>>218235789
Yeah buddy, you got it
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>>218235776
Kek. Clue
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A meter maid is the devil.
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Disfigured man sanctions buffoonery
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>>218235833
Yup
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>>218235714
Nope.
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>>218235859
Batman Returns
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>>218235859
Batman Forever
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God is a nigger
Satan is a whore
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>>218235885
Yup
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>>218232132
Because it's all part of the plan
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>>218235868
The Sixth Day
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>>218235886
Bruce Almighty
Bedazzled
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Something something something dark side
Something something something complete.
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>>218235918
>Bedazzled
Yes
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Exploding toilet.
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Jew scientist takes on his true form after an experiment gone wrong
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>>218235905
Correct.
>Arnold tells the bad guy "go fuck yourself"
>Bad guy later dies on his dead clone in a doggy style position
>Arnold " When I told you fuck yourself, I didn't mean for you to take it literally."
His last great action movie.
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>>218235976
The Fly
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>>218235987
Dammit, yes
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It was the only movie she was ever hot in.
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>>218236005
Fright Night
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>>218231022
Two men with amnesia saves the universe

>>218231040
yeah but he only did that as a prank.

>>218233827
kek
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Talking toilet
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>>218235507
>>218235522
yep
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transported to another world, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again
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>>218235969
....every bollywood movie?
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>>218236025
Nope
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guy dose a better investigation into his wife's murder than the cops.
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>>218233023
Spider-Man trilogy
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>>218236056
The Fugitive
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>>218236049
Kek no
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>>218236078
That's it.
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>>218236079
yup
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>>218236047
The Wizard of Oz
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Totally Not Star Trek
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>>218236109
yep good job
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He pulls two guys over and drinks piss and then 35 years later, he tries to build a gorilla nest with a jew on a podcast and fucked over his useless reputation and career in the process.
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>>218236110
JJ Abrams Star Trek
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>>218231040
If you watch closely you'll see that almost everyone he kills is black.
He kills:
Bus driver (masked but probably not black)
Gimbol's guy with a pencil (black)
Two of Gimbol's guys after playing dead (black)
Gimbol himself (black)
and finally a cop that tries to tell him to evacuate the hospital (black)
5/6 of his on screen kills are black.
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>>218236136
Lol, nope
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man tricked by cop tricks himself into killing cop
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Its not Al anymore.
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>>218236155
Space odyssey
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>>218236149
Fatale
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Young man gets wrapped up with the local mob. Only after a change of heart does he realize the man he always could have been. He ultimately kills or maims hundreds.
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>>218236174
Nope.
Correction: Its not AL anymore.
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>>218236182
Nope. Older film, but not that old.
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>>218236232
Either To Kill A Cop or Minority Report?
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Guy takes the job of a hitman, then the real hitman shows up.
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Detective busts tranny
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He's not aware she's a fat bitch.
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>>218236269
Ace Ventura
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>>218236283
That was fast, yes
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>>218236251
Nope. The key phrase is "tricks himself"
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>>218236269
The Silence of the Lambs
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>>218236148
Galaxy Quest?
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>>218236278
Shallow Hal Needs A Gal
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>>218236278
Shallow Hal
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>>218236260
The Man from Toronto?
>>
>>218236298
Man on a ledge?
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it was bright, now its dark. anyone got a light?
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>>218236306
Yes, nice
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>>218236315
>>218236319
Correct
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Woody Allen being a neurotic jew
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>>218236149
Memento?
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The score is big, but dirty.
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>>218234936
blade runner
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Mumbling narrator.
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Autistic retard is the only one alive in the end
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The lawyer dies gloriously.
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a man witnesses the aftermath of murders and then bangs an old lady
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>>218236441
Jurassic Park
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>>218236424
Jackass: The Movie
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>>218236468
Nope
>>
>>218236456
Correct
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>>218236398
yup
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Man who has now forgotten is barefoot in an office
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Lewd crude bag of pre-chewed food dude.
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>>218236424
cube
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>>218236501
Yep
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>>218236078
>>218233023
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>>218236446
Matador
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>>218236521
negative
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A demon resurrects damned souls from a mountain.
>>
>>218236446
minority report
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pedophile films a boy and then a mailbox blows up
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some guys dressed up as power rangers kill a power rangers lookin big guy after getting big themselves
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Rock climber's sunglasses explode
>>
Its been 84 years
>>
>>218236598
The Guyver
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Spaceship was actually sunken ship
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An antie sacrifices herself to save kids in a backyard.
>>
>>218236608
Mission Impossible 2
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>>218236621
Sphere
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>>218236621
The Abyss
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>>218236662
Nope
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>>218236655
That's it
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>>218236671
Pandorum
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>>218236666
Nope, also checked, those digits deserve an answer - it's Pandorum
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>>218236581
Freddie got fingered
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Four black guys screw up
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>>218236575
nope
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started a war over a woman
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>>218236693
Beat me to the punch, nice
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>>218236717
Troy
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>>218236729
correct
>>
Uhh, its simple...
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A guy goes through a lot of shit to prove theft of his intellectual property.
>>
>>218236779
Flash of Genius
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>>218236791
Nope.
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Man dooms the world by saving a lot of people
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A pussy whipped guy wanders around New York while everyone's getting laid except him.
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>>218236811
Eyes wide shut
>>
>>218236779
Free Guy?
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>>218236807
Prince of Egypt or Schindler's List.
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>>218236324
nope
>>
>>218236830
>Schindler's List.
Oh go to hell man, kek
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>>218236827
Yup
>>
>>218236829
Nope, but close
>>
Chris Pratt phones it in
>>
He crashed his plane....but survived.
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man teams up with himself and his friend's dad to fight villains who already lost
>>
>MOOOOOOOO
>Was that a cow?
>MOOOOOOOO
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dumb bitch tells a soulless fungus girl she has a soul thus causing her to destroy the human race.
>>
A sheboon got pregnant, everyone clapped
>>
guy retired in a snowy Alaska cabin should have never trusted the government. it ends in a snowy cabin
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>>218236891
Kung Pow!
>>
>>218236936
Polar
>>
>>218236919
Precious?
>>
>>218236953
Nope
>>
>>218236952
wrong
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>>218236944
Good guess, but no.
>>
>>218235689
bad boy bubby
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He steals his money, shoots him, and then drops him off at emergency while denying ever doing it.
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a man shouts at a friar to come back after he was demoted under a christian
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>>218236919
children of men
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>>218237039
Yes
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A group of holes go down a hole
>>
>>218236811
annie hall
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>>218236581
the butterfly effect
>>
Kirstie Alley was at her hottest.
>>
>>218236424
mercury rising
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Scientist picks up where his grandfather scientist left off. It could work!
>>
>>218237172
Young Fronkensteen.
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Sail. Trail pale whale. Fail.
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>>218237257
Moby Andy Dick
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>>218237133
Star Trek 2
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>>218237292
Very good choice, but the correct answer is Look Who's Talking.
>>
>>218236811
Home Alone 2
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he should have said something when he saw the guy pulling string and a baggie out his mouth
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He was able to achieve his dream despite being having one of his senses not working
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>>218237352
Daredevil?
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>>218237360
Nope
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>>218237309
How was Kevin pussywhipped?
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Looking for a sacred cup in all the wrong places.
>>
>>218237462
last crusade
>>
>>218237462
Monty Python?
>>
>>218237596
How do you know so much about swallows?
>>
>>218237674
your mom taught me
>>
>>218236891
Twister?



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