Why didn’t someone murder this nosy bitch?
>>218234814I only watch Poirot, but I assume in typical Christie fashion the murderer is only revealed in a room full of people with police present.
>>218234814You would think the police would have her under a watchlist, considering how she keeps popping up in murder scenes across the country
>>218234864Half the time she knows the culprit and doesn’t say anything until someone asks her point blank who it is.
>>218234905I like to think her watchful eye and the rhythms of her knitting needles have some quality that causes such discomfort as to provoke murder nearby
Literally the first episode the murderers set up their entire alibi based on her being a snoopy bitch that is watching them from her garden
>>218234814She's the actual murderer the whole time, she frames them.
>>218235804That’s what I thought Agatha Christie was getting at with Poirot’s last case. Like the guy prodding these repressed British upper class into murder was basically doing what Poirot did a dozen times but on purpose
>>218234814Everyone on the block knows you don’t fuck with Marple bitch
>>218234814reminds me about all the posts complaining about dredging a certain river for discarded firearms to help solve old homicides.
>>218236968>noooooo you’re adding more murders you can’t do thaaaaat!!!
>>218237153I could see Wire characters delivering dialogue from Agatha Christie novels.
>>218237253I’d like to see Mrs Marple trying to solve who shot Snotboogie
>>218236755>>218235804>Hey Tom...you ever notice how with this recent string of murders, they always happen within a mile of where that old bat Marple is?
>>218237390Imagining Mrs Marple interacting with the residents of Baltimore is quite funny.
>>218237253>brain immediately focuses in on "pussies" and "sniff" within a fraction of a secondI'm broken
>>218237439you're based
God I fucking love Agatha Christie.I’ve read most of her one offs and Poirot but somehow never read Miss Marple.
>>218237474is there a difference?
>>218237509Well, >>218237253 has some Pussy if that helps.
>>218237509She seemed to give Marple some of the more retarded mysteries. Like at the very end of the first episode she reveals the murderer set up a speaker inside a birdhouse house to play a gunshot sfx, while they themselves used a silencer (which some old woman thought was her garden bush sneezing). I audibly spoke aloud to my tv for the first time in years like how tf was I supposed to predict that. How did she? The bat was born in the 1860-70s
