What was their fucking problem?
>>218235220Just didn't like Luke no more
Apparently they have this whole elaborate backstory in the EU. I don't remember the details though. Something about lobotomized half droid slaves or some shit
>>218235220The guy on the right scared me when I was a wee lad.
>Han being edited to be more honorable -> good>"Peaceful" "wise" jedi crippling people instead of telling them to fuck off with the force -> ...
>>218235220They were wanted men, they had a hair trigger due to paranoia.
The were instigators who were looking for easy targets to hassle. The end. There Is no complex insight into the hostile mind. Hopefully, you figure that out in grade school before you get hurt.
>>218235220They just had a long flight from whatever planet they were on in Rogue One.
>>218235220The cantina instantly reminds me of the parody in Team America that was so fucking funny.
>>218235282The EU was really funny, it’s like every single person in that cantina got some retardedly elaborate snowflake backstory at some point and it was a miracle Luke didn’t die that day.
>>218235862I remember the Twaniqa sisters short story. They were the two women on screen smoking for 2 seconds.
>>218235862Does that even end at the cantina? I thought that was the case for basically every character with a name (and many without one) in the original trilogy
>>218235282>While in the Crimson Dawn's employment, Evazan satisfied his morbid curiosity with surgical experimentation, offering to modify underworld clients to disguise their identities or enhance their physical abilities. As he delved further into the ghastly modifications, the physician created a breed of subservient, semi-organic cyberslaves known as the DecraniatedHe's basically Space Mengele or Space Unit 731. His wookiepedia page is long and hilariously evil. He's worse than a lot of Sith.
>>218235282Evazan was a mad surgeon.Didn't care for their cameo in Rogue One.
>>218235991You're correct. There were only three movies for EU writers to mine for material. That's not a lot to work with so everything in the OT was expanded on out of necessity.
Which was the Anzani nigga?
>>218235902You got me curious and this is wild desu>the twin sisters are galaxy-famous con-artists, they even conned a Grand Moff>Jabba invited them to a party and that’s why they’re on Tatooine>but there is a twist, the two we see are NOT the real sisters>no, they’re mercenaries from a special women only outfit masquerading as these famous thieves in a Mos Eisley cantina>why? they’re on the run because they have stolen a prototype of the second Death Star superlaser>then they get arrested by the Imperials because the Grand Moff was angry after being conned by the women they were pretending to be>later on Han would play a prank on Lando by hiring the real sisters to pretend to be Lando’s girlfriend but Lando was a good sport about it and probably fucked them bothLmao
>>218235862>>218235991I like all the complex backstories for minor characters, it makes the universe feel grander and more mythological
>>218235220Dr. Evazan was responsible for the surgical procedure that created the Decraniated who were seen first in Rogue One and later in the employment of Dryden Vos in the Solo movie.Caysin Bog also appeared in Rogue One in this headless form as well due to a similar procedure performed by the good doctor.
>>218235220They knew Hamill was a cockjuggling faggot just by looking at him.
Was the guy on the left inspiration for this guy in Men in Black 2?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NPw3WvpRL8
More memorable than any character from the new moviesincluding the main ones like Raymond or Kyle
>>218236628Look up the backstory for Jabbas palace band.
>>218236708Dude has a scrotee
>>218236674I don't remember these things at all, but I didn't see those movies.
>>218236758I saw both and can't say I recognize either of the things in that image.
>>218235220So did they luckily escape Jedha like five minutes before it blew up then decided to fly to Tatooine and get drunk?
>>218235612It's because it was like poetry and rhymed. You wouldn't get it.
>>218235362Isn’t the guy on the left called Mons Pubis?
