>I WILL TEACH YOU EVERYTHING, I WILL EVEN TEACH YOU HOW TO PEEwhy do people hate Sgt. Hartman so much? I wish someone would have cared enough to teach me these things.
>>218238062I don't think they do, every retard that joined the marines did it hoping to be roasted by MGySgt Hartman.
>>218238184>get spittle in your face and yelled at by a woman or a nigger with no voiceIt was underwhelming, like a dog barking at you with their voice box removed. But you get good at running.
>>218238251>get spittle in your face and yelled at by a womanThat sounds like a nice time tbqh
My gunny called me a dog
>>218238268That was because you kept licking your own balls
>>218238251>But you get good at running.Mmm goodReal good
>>218238268*dawg
>>218238062The only thing he did wrong was collective punishment making the rest of the men hate the mongoloid. I had a high-school gym teacher who would make up repeat 2km runs because the one fat mongoloid couldn't do it.Well I wasn't taking that shit, called him out I front of everyone and refused to do it. I got suspended.
>>218238294good for yougood for meI love P.T.
>>218238356do they still chant things like "i don't know but i've been told... Eskimo pussy is mighty cold"
>>218238330Pyle was a loose canon from the start and would have gotten his own guys killed or killed them, Hartmans job was to weed out all non-hackers. Fanfic is that Pyle was reborn as Animal Mother.
>>218238330How long were you suspended for? did mongoloid thank you for sticking up for him?
>>218238330Good for you, anon. He sounds like a cunt.
>>218238268My drill Sargeant called us various girls names.Like Mary, Nancy and Sue Ann.
>>218238330Modern Pyle is a tranny.
>>218238268My DIs just called me portholes because I wore glasses. I slipped through the cracks.
>>218238394Cadence songs? They're still a thing.
>>218238394Nah, the modern marine corps is very PG, if they are feeling edgy they are PG-13. We care about your feelings.
>>218238432>>218238432Only a few days. I still had to show up to school but I sat in detention hall and had my work brought to me. It wasn't a mini vacation. Joey didnt talk to anyone unless spoken to first so idk what he thought about it.
>>218238516surely someone gave you props for sticking up for Joey right?
>>218238557it's a team sport.
>>218238557Someone must have but I don't specifically recall it. I wasn't in chronic trouble in high-school but I wasn't that popular until I turned 18 and could buy booze. I took a year off school when I would have been in grade 10 so when I came back I was a year older than everyone else in my classes.
>>218238184https://youtu.be/iOo8cjwTq5Athey didn't get on my ass much because I wasn't a fuck up like a lot of the guys, I immediately realized I was just a retard for joining the marines.
>>218238062I feel like most people entirely misunderstand why boot camp is the way it is (or was—I’ve heard some dumb shit about it these past 10-15 years).
>>218238669Like 80% of Marine Corps boot camp is fucking drill. ITB/MCT is pretty cool though.
>>218238619Well, i'm not Joey, but i just want to say Good Job Man sticking up for him when no one else would. I'm sure he appreciated you in his own way.
>>218238062>>218238184GySgt
>>218238734I was surprised to see how rare a Gunny DI was. All of mine were Sergeants.
>>218238748Not as rare in the 60's when you had a surplus of them from WW2 and Korea.
>>218238767Truth. Also, if you haven't, you ought to read The Short Timers.
Have drill sergeant putdowns been toned down a bunch because of modern sensibilities?
>>218238825I'd imagine. I don't think they can call recruits faggots anymore, but hopefully they're still taping them to mattresses.
>>218238825they kill you with kindness
>>218238781
>>218238927based
>>218238659>I immediately realized I was just a retard for joining the marines.Lmao, literally every ex-Marine I've worked with has said something similar. A lot of "Why didn't I join the Air Force?" musings too
>>218238933Yeah. I would've had a much better time in the Navy, and no, I am not a homosexual.
>I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck?
>>218238933you got way more pussy in the usmc vs air force though right?
>>218238927is that a sawed off stoner with a drum?
>>218238509sad if true.
>>218238975it's low brow vernacular for communicating with crayon eaters, you wouldn't get it.
>>218238983I did get a lot of pussy, can't complain about that. Been divorced three times.
>>218239023Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
>>218238975DIs say crazy shit to keep you paying attention.
>>218238983Yeah buff aggressive males tend to get more pussy than dorks that don't fit their uniforms.
>>218238950>NavyThe Marines are in the Men's Dept in the Navy
>>218239088Man, I just wanted to work on my jet, which I could do in the Navy with way less bullshit involved.
>>218238975You are going to be sweating like a nigger that was handed a job application as a parole condition.
Cos he fucking died
>>218239149
>>218239116That at least makes sense as we all know how blacks react to work.But how does an asshole suck? Why buttermilk? How is PT going to cause this anal suction of buttermilk? Absolutely no part of that statement makes any sense beyond a vague threat to make them exercise for an extended period of time until... something happens.
>>218239207go jog 20 miles without a pack and tell me what your asshole is doing at the end.
>>218239111being a deck ape was the best role in the Navy probably.
>>218239229Weep blood from chafing, not sucking up buttermilk.
>>218239229Like a fish starving for air.
>>218239247sounds like you need to redo bootcamp fat boyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbPGgcJJKdA
>>218239244Shiprider job for niggers.
If I could do it over again, I'd want to be the guy that guided F-14s to launch off of carriers.
>>218239376Plane captain/shooter/whatever the fuck the Navy and Air Force have, has to be one of the coolest enlisted jobs in the entire military.
HIIIIIIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
https://youtu.be/C0JcSAB2haAI DONT KNOW BUT IVE BEEN TOLDESKIMO PUSSY IS MIGHTY COLD
My dad didn't even teach me to pee until I was 34
>>218238577The battle isn't over until all of the marine meat is off of the battlefield.
>>218239637My dad apologized to me for having me circumcised.
>>218239653many will die to send what remains of you home, so you better not fucking die.
>>218239710Marines are not allowed to die without permission.
>>218238062THIS IS MY RIFLE THIS IS MY GUN
>>218238356Ahhh gimme somePTI lovePT
>>218238251Lol at my shark attack I had this 5' nothing filipina screaming at me and I called her "ma'am" and she got angry. Do i look like a ma'am to you? ... no drill sergeant. Couldn't take her seriously.My platoon drill sergeant was a big scary white motherfucker though with a huge jaw and most german name ever. Almost like a comic book character. So when he yelled at you, you listened.
>>218238062He failed at motivating that fat retard and was rewarded with that failure by taking a seven six two millimeter full metal jacket to his chest.
>>218239963He motivated him enough to twist him from a backwoods inbred retard into a killer. GySgt Hartman did his job.
>>218239980He was just a standard MacNamara's moron, which sullied the integrity of the Marine Corps. Just a Eugenics program.
>The arduous nature of drill instructor duty means that such assignments are among the most prestigious carried out by enlisted personnel. Those who become drill instructors are eligible for a variety of military awards, such as the Marine Drill Instructor Ribbon, and the Army's Drill Sergeant Identification Badge. >female drill sergeants
>>218240011https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_100,000
>>218240011It's not even alluded to that Pyle was a part of Project 100,000. Every platoon in recruit training has a Pyle, even to this very day.
>>218240056he is obviously retarded
>>218240056Kubrick never directly states or alludes to anything in his films just heavily implies
>>218240064Retards can't field strip an M14 rifle and reassemble it in company record time.
>>218240096Kubrick didn't even write the film.
>>218240119
>>218240124He didn't write The Shining either :)
>>218238268A DEVIL DOG
>>218240056Leaf here. In my infantry training platoon we had a guy who washed out from a previous one. One day we were doing a live-fire range for the Carl-Gustav and at the end of the day there were two rockets left over. The staff asked if anybody didn't have a chance to fire yet. Crickets.Turns out it was our Pyle. He figured that since he did it in the previous platoon he didn't have to go this time.We all had our leave passes revoked for the weekend. Luckily he was re-washed-out later that day and the leave passes were restored because they didn't want to group punish guys for a retard who was already gone.
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