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>This is inhumane
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>>218240496
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How many times do you think Ana brushed her hand against his dick "by accident" and had to do a retake
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>>218240496
>not being able to control your boner
do normalfags really?
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>they're actually not killers, they just want to ruin marriages
how do they know the wife isn't into her husband fucking other women? It could actually make the marriage better
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>>218240604
Some girls are really good at this. My gf used to do this in awkward places where she knew I didnt wanna get a boner, she would be trying to stroke me under the table and shit
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Do NOT suck it
DON'T
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>Stop! Stop that right now! Don't pull out my penis, don't wiggle it around! Oh good grief, oh no, no! My naked penis is completely exposed. This is mortifying. I DEMAND you hide my penis this instant! No no NO NO WAIT AAAAH NOOOO! I didn't mean in your mouth! That's filthy, I pee and cum in my beautiful 30+ year old wife with that! Get your thick, glossy, barely legal lips off My weiner immediately! Oh no wait now it's exposed again! The viscious cycle! Huh? what are you... HEY! STOP THAT! Don't you dare squat over my dick like that! Can't you see how dangerously close your pretty pink pussy is hovering over my throbbing meat mast!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!??! AAAAH OH NO oh boy oh no your slick and tight vagina is completely stretched around my inflamed member. Get off, GET OFF RIGHT NOW! Oh no, my cock is naked again! Quick, hide it! NO not with your vagina! Get it off! Ah no hide it! Ah no get off! Ah no hide it! Ah! NO! AAAAAAAH! THIS IS HELL IM IN HEEEEEEELL!
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>>218240765
That scene alone was scarier than the entirety of the Blair Witch Project.
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>>218240496
https://vocaroo.com/11jJHhu3Gadh
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>>218242114
Came here for this
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>>218242114
never fails
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>>218240604
THERE IS A NERVE ON THE UNDERSIDE OF YOUR COCK THAT OF STROKED WILL CAUSE YOU TO HAVE AN INVOLUNTARY ERECTION
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>>218242223
wtf just tried this and it's true
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>>218242223
Not me buddy, my dick finally stopped working this year.
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>>218240496
Blowjob torture is my favorite genre of... film?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL_iOS21UgY
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>>218242260
ONLY NERVE DAMAGE CAN STOP THE ERECTION
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>>218242248
EVERYTHING I TALK ABOUT IS TRUE
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>>218242276
IT'S NOT NERVE DAMAGE I JUST CAN'T GET HARD ANYMORE
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>>218242295
HM. ONLY OTHER THING I CAN THINK OF IS LOW TEST MAYBE?
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>>218242295
stop being fat, do more cardio, stop eating processed food, way more organic meat, red meat particularly.

Also stop jerking off if you can avoid it. I hate it when guys like you just say "hurr i can't do X" without providing any context or history.
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>>218242359
>Also stop jerking off if you can avoid it.
This is so confusing. What use is an erection then? Not like anyone on this website is getting laid LMAO
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I refuse to watch that piece of shit. I don't care about keanu's femdom fetish/femdom fantasies. I don't want to see that shit.
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>>218242387
But prime Ana de Armas though
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>>218242359
I don't jerkoff actually, I find it boring so I'd go out instead and fuck strippers, hookers, asian massage girls, etc... but the last 5 months my dick has been like a grub worm.
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>>218242223
I dont have any problem getting hard but does it really have abything to do with this involuntary erection nerve? I feel like tubbing it anywhere will get me hard or like pressing down on the base of the shaft so it bounces up and down off my balls will also get me hard. Only rubbing the underside seems pretty impractical
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>>218242387
it's not even an original movie, it's based off a 1970s softcore porno horror.
just another cash grab.
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>>218242422
IT DOES. I'M JUST HERE TO PASS ASKING THE FACTS. EVERYTHING ELSE YOU MENTIONED IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS
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>>218240496
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>218242460
Poor guy. Just imagine how traumatizing that must be. Thank god that has never happened to me.
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>>218240496
Eli Roth wife left him for a fucking dyke
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>>218243316
oy vey
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It's only weird to you because not only you're a virgin, but also never been in any serious relationship with the member of opposite sex.
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>>218240496
I never understand these threads. Imagine being in your house at night minding your own business and suddenly you experience a house invasion from these two unhinged chicks (albeit hot, gotta give it that) that capture you and mess with you in ways of which you don't know what exactly they will do. The last thing I'd want is have them near my cock and balls with the slight possibility that they'll rip, bite or squish it off. You'd NOT be horny in such a situation.
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>>218243478
He let them in, fucked them willingly and didn't call the police because he was afraid of what they'd say + his family finding out



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