OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>218246830this gotta be fake
>>218246830This is going to be worse than TLOU. What the fuck is this.
>movie 'game' becomes a movie or tv seriesShit trope.
>>218246830That's bullshit but I believe it
oh god it's actually real wtf
>>218246830Kratos teach me how to Charleston
>>218246830Why not just whiteface Christopher Judge?
>>218246830why would you ever constrain a story that depends upon otherworldly scale and big battles to the limits of live-action? GoW would thrive as an animated-series if it were to succeed at all.
lmao
>>218246830Looks like kino is back on the menu boys
>>218246906Fuck it is, lmao. It's so bad I assumed it was one of those jeet ai accounts
Why did they skip directly to post-trilogy?
where are the better men?
Why would you not start with the Greek saga?also what the fuck are these captchas?
>>218246830This looks Hercules-tier low budget. Wtf
>>218246958>>218246984Cheaper to just film boring character drama in the woods. Also, plebs only recognise the recent games.
>>218246830kratos looks like pic relatedBOY looks like a toddlerat least they're not black I guess
The boy is too young to be believable.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDSSS
>>218246857it is retard
>>218246830Looks like a fan film.DOA.
>>218246830boy wants to know if you have games on your phone
Listen here BOYWhat your mother did before we met is HER business
>>218246928That's a really good fucking idea, unless they are going to change him after the greek saga.>>218246984I think this is going to be a retcon starting from the greek saga or it's just people who haven't played the earlier games writing it.Like fallout series, no substance.
>>218246830Why are they adapting this gay fucking unc in Sweden version of Kratos and not the classic version?
>>218246830Is that Bill Hader?
>>218246928Because he's a +60 year old grandpa
>>218246830Kratos had a kid with a gnome lol
>>218247135>SwedenCareful, Norwegians will rape you in your sleep
>>218246936Me when my wife and her boyfriend enter the hotel room
>>218246830why
>>218246830This looks like a shitty comedy-show skit or a live-action advert for the newest God of War game, and not like a full-fledged series.
>>218246830>Ryan Hurst voiced Thor>could easily play Thor since he looks the part>have him play spartan guy Kratos insteadhe just looks wrong
Atreus looks too young, probably deliberately cast younger so that the actor will age into the role by the time they shoot S2The big thing here that makes it look so cheap is the environment, like they just shot it in some random woods down the road when the game has an epic scale to it, the characters are constantly surrounded by sprawling snowy crevices and massive mountains. This looks like they took some random cosplayers and did a photoshoot in a backyard.
>Lets cast a 50 year old to play our mucular god characterWhy are Americans so fucking stupid Why can't Boomers and Gen Xers just fucking stand aside and let newer actors take roles?
>>218246830Why is Atreus a baby?
>>218247166ok Norway then.
>>218246984shut up you incel chud virgin
>>218247269This is an older Kratos, dickhead.
>>218246830video game adaptions are the new superhero movies now, how has hollywood gotten so bad, its fucking embarrassing
I fixed it.
>>218246936looks like a parody. scary movie 6??
>>218246830why the fuck does it look AI?like, it looks like an actors wore green suits and instead of CGI made make up they've used AI
Wtf? That's not a parody account but I refuse to believe this is real. It looks like a fucking angryjoeshow intro
/tv/ is not ready for bettermanposting.
>>218247381>. It looks like a fucking angryjoeshow introkek
>>218247417Kek
>>218246830I don't get why this triggers chuds
>nu gowRigged from the start lmao
>>218247381Who did it better /tv/?
>>218247541have they deported frustrated fernando yet?
>>218246830
>>218246830I never played the games but even I know this looks really bad. It's embarrassing. How are they not embarrassed and ashamed? Even the boulders are super-fake looking. It's clearly just foam. Guess they never heard of making rubber molds of real boulder surfaces n shiet. Nah, just half-assedly cut some foam up and barely paint it realistically.
>>218246936they couldn't even bother to give him a prosthetic nose while they cgi off goggins' for fallout and colin farrell did an entire season buried under latex
>>218247346What the fuck...
>>218246830Kratos looks like he's wearing a bald cap.
>>218247269>Lets cast a 50 year old to play our mucular god characterAre you having a giggle? He is fucking old in Norse games. There are legit scenes in them where he secludes himself, and they show just how tired he is. Remove the beard and his face would look like a dried up plum full of wrinkles.
>>218246830Piglike and Bald got their own series?!
>>218247871left looks very toxic
>>218247482You mean the guys who get mad about literally anything? Who knows.The kid looks about five years younger than he should be, but Kratos looks fine to me.
>>218246958The original games are full of insane action all over, it would require a huge budget to even pull that off
>>218246958Greek mythology is so last century.
>>218246830If you still like god of war you're a feminist cuck. The series was ruined long ago and you think amazon of all companies would somehow not make it even worse?
>>218247954Nolan is about to revive it and these idiots are missing out.
>>218247482See an optometrist. That is, ask someone to take you to an optometrist because you probably shouldn't drive.
CHICKEN JOCKEY
>>218248009>Nolan is about to revive itnot with that fucking cast
>>218248032Can you articulate why it triggers you? Or is it just like an involuntary instinctual reaction?
>>218246958The Greek trilogy is an action series, so rather than endless cutscenes (that you still have to "play" through to make sure you watched them) there's mostly the player getting context for Kratos' rampage and then rampaging again.While you could condense it, the other problem is that the Greek trilogy is, fittingly, a tragedy. Kratos is a man who gets repeatedly used and betrayed by people worse than he is, with the last of his humanity burning out in the second game as he just wants everyone dead.
You people will cry about literally anything it's a promotional still ffs
>>218247482Your shit taste is 'triggering', so shut the fuck up from now on.
>>218248094fuck you amazon shill
>>218248075>>218247241
>>218248094The older you get the more you realise some people 'want' to be angry and upset all the time. This place is full of them. Angry, bitter middle-aged men whose entire identity is being cynical and hating things.
>>218248075>Can you articulate why it triggers you? Or is it just like an involuntary instinctual reaction?>>218248094>You people will cry about literally anything it's a promotional still ffsBased Amazon employees
>>218248094whyAreYouShittingOnMyPlate.jpg
>>218248116>>218248145>If you don't mindlessly hate a thing, you must be one of the guys who made it
>>218247335>>218247346use photoshop next time. I'm tired of your AI slop
>>218246936WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SON
>>218248170You forgot to say the word "chud' to be taken seriously
Grown men sat at their computers steaming mad about a damn photo smdh
>>218248193not watching it no matter what
>>218248193Yeah im mad
>>218246936
>>218246830>let’s make God of War!!! >I know!! Let’s get the worst ones and use that!!!!!!!!!Fucking bank
>>218246857It’s not lol
>>218246958They want to go right to where the source material jumped the shark. Kratos is a whore fucking god murdering mad lad, not some onions boy babysitting a little faggot. It’s an entirely different character. It’s TLOU part 1 with sandals
>why do you care?Just remember, once the argument reaches this point. You have won. They have no other argument other than to attempt to belittle you for caring, because they’re so bereft of passion that they cannot fathom that we want to protect the things we love. They want to paint you as a weirdo because you care about your games, comics, franchises. You are not the weirdo, the numbers don’t lie, people aren’t watching woke shows.
shitty flat lighting once againgod I fucking hate modern holyslop
anything interesting strike you about Odin's actor?
>>218248269It's a photo. You are unironically frothing at the mouth, steaming mad, piss your pants angry because someone posted a picture on Xitter. Take a long hard look at your life.
someone cared a lot more strongly to make that in the first place
>>218248294You lost.
Yeah, they should've just made him latino or black, someone willing to shave bald.
>>218248173BE BETTER
>>218248288He has a lady's name
>>218248315"viggle" is how an indian would pronounce "wiggle"btw
>>218248269lmaoing at this tard-manifesto
>>218246830He looks like he’s so unfit he’s hunched over because he’s out of breath
>>218248341>read all that textwhy do you care?
>Just remember, once the argument reaches this point. You have won. They have no other argument other than to attempt to belittle you for caring, because they’re so bereft of passion that they cannot fathom that we want to protect the things we love. They want to paint you as a weirdo because you care about your games, comics, franchises. You are not the weirdo, the numbers don’t lie, people aren’t watching woke shows.
>>218246830God of War always has been an overrated franchise I hope kratos crashes burns and is forgotten.
LMAO he's absolutely seething
>>218248364That probably sounded super badass in his head
>>218248288Not really?
the samefag detector is beeping
>>218246830This crap is AI. Bezos loves that crap and just ordered to use AI as a proof of concept of how they should look.The bald fuck probably thought it looked good enough to release it for everyone to see.What a shitshow this has become.
>visit Television & Film board>enter thread about a promotional picture of a new television show>people don't like the promotional picture and make fun of it>WHAT THE FUCK WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE LIKE THE PROMOTIONAL PICTURE YOU HAVE NO REASON TO DISLIKE IT YOU JUST WANT TO BE MAD WHY ARE YOU MAD WHY DO YOU CARE CHUD LOSER INCEL>repeat x12>heh I really showed them
>*starts crying*
>>218248604You seem upset
x13
>>218247900>>218247291Casting an older man means he won't look the build you retard
>>218248288Mandy Patinkin is the most talent actor on that roster.
>>218246830Must be crazy to become bald and even then have shitty scalp genetics
>>218246830That is one fucking ugly kid.
>>218248716Casting a younger man means you are able to show any agedness or weight of time and regret on him, retard. This isn't Pumping Iron 2. Everything would have been wire and CGI regardless of who they cast. Like, why are you weighing in on the adaptation of something you clearly haven't played? You have to be literally Nu-GoW from Better Men exclusively to actually perceive Kratos as young.
>>218246830Why is Atreus five years old?
>>218247345Ah, classic
>>218249032lel
>>218247346
>>218246984Normies played the recent ones, not the old ones.
>>218246878right? Especially when the game was designed to play like a fucking movie. There's no way they could possibly improve it in live action. Worse, they will actively work to fuck it up further with their weirdo agendas and shit. BAKA, Hard skip.
>>218246830Someone at Sony must hate this franchise.
>>218248269>They want to paint you as a weirdo because you care about your games, comics, franchises. You are not the weirdo
>>218246830>television fallen so far they have to steal ideas and aesthetics from video games which they have mocked as an inferior medium for decades
>>218249171Nice selfie
>>218246830why is amazon prime so shit at doing this stuff?
>>218248131Stop excusing garbage. This >>218246830looks bad, end of discussion.
>>218246936This can't be realAlso look at his hands, the makeup turning green in his hands, jfc
>>218246830why does it look like AI slop?
>>218248294>>218248341>>218248364>>218249171Soulless goyim.
>>218249095>>218247346>>218248315the best things to come out of this shitty "franchise"
>>218248288Yeah dumbass it’s Mandy Patinkin he was in the Princess Bride
/betterman/ bros, ww@?
>>218247346>>218249095>Kratos: "FAAAAYE! YOU HAD A BUKKAKE PARTY WITH THE AESIR AND PERFORMED GOKKUN? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?">Atreus: "We are gonna travel to the land of the rising sun for that one, Dad!">Kratos: "Land of the rising sun?">Atreus: "We are going to Japan.">Baba O’Riley intro starts playing>"out here in the fields">montage of Kratos and Atreus rowing into misty Japanese waters>The first thing they see is a kappa eating a cucumber>"I fought for my meals">Kratos suplexes the kappa out of the river>Atreus skins it and makes soup on the spot>THIS YEAR>lantern-lit alley>Jorōgumo drops down>Kratos: "Boy, do you know about red orbs?">Atreus: "O jeez no Dad!">PREPARE>QTE HUD flashes>oni smashes through a shrine>Atreus lands an anime arrow shot mid-air>Jorōgumo just giggling in the background from last encounter>FOR SECRETS TO UNFOLD>“Don’t cry, don’t raise your eye”>Kratos learns what Bukkake and Gokkun mean>"record scratch">ARES! DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!>Faye “So that’s it huh? You’d offer me too?”>Kratos: “YOU ARE ALIVE”>Atreus: “MOM!”>“Teenage wasteland” kicks in full blast montage of them slashing yokai, dodging ink serpents, headbutting tengu>camera spins around Kratos, Atreus, and Faye doing a QTE finisher with Leviathan Axe glowing>Baba O’Riley outro plays during this>screen cuts to black>final shot>cozy Japanese house, fire crackling>Kratos, Atreus, and Faye are sitting down while slurping ramen>Faye: “Remember Kratos when you were licking me one day and you gulped down some white goo”>Kratos: “Hmm?”>Faye: “It was Thor’s semen”>Kratos: “FAAAAAYE!”>Atreus: “I guess dad likes gokkun as well”>Kratos: “BOY”>they all start laughing>Kratos: “What your mother did in her past, does not matter, Atreus”>boom>God of War: Thirst of Faye>screen fades to black
>>218248288Sif is a giga milf damn, maybe I should play the new games
>>218249280more like paid shill
>>218248288where's angrboda
>>218249465The one on the right is a crybaby faggot though.
>>218249465Nu-Kratos is better written.
>>218247900>Remove the beard and his face would look like a dried up plum full of wrinkles.But we know how he looks like. Valhalla DLC has beardless skin. He is older but it is definitely him, not really that older. The beard did the heavy lifting in making him look older.
>>218246958GOW (2018) sold more copies than the original trilogy combined.
I think what they did with GoW is even worse than what they did with Star Wars.I despise Sóy of War, fuck you Cory Balrog
>>218249619It's not even a contest. I love the first run, including Ascension more than maybe any other series, but Kratos was a fucking laughable clown.You can have some sympathy for him in the very first game, but after that he is just whiny, comical retard.
It's a set photo you low IQ Chud Miggers. They're not supposed to look good. You guys would have laughed Fury Road out the park if pic related were released as a teaser. Wait till lighting, cinematography, color grading does their thing before passing judgement. t. i'm rich and famous and you aren't
>>218249619Nu-kratos is the worst videogame character of all time.
>>218246830Im pretty sure Atreus is at least 3 times bigger than this Ewok.
>>218249756>they are not supposed to look good>the show is not supposed to be good>the show is not supposed to have a large viewership>the show is not supposed to have a 2nd season
>>218249661He looks like a jewish manlet in gay makeup.
>>218246830It really does look like AI
>>218246958The people involved haven't played any of them but probably noticed thaata the newer would be easier to adapt, after having skimmed through a youtube walkthroughs.
>>218249661>But we know how he looks likeThat's young Greek Kratos. Specific model they made for the ending, where he sits on his God of War throne, specifically as an allusion to his younger self. This isn't Norse Kratos with a goatee. This is the nigger who dropped "your son has returned I bring the destruction of Olympus!" Unknown amount of years ago. But enough to look upon that time as his cringe era. If you are legit claiming these are the same age models and the beard is the only difference. Then I guess we are beyond any good faith discussion here.
>>218246984Have you play the games? If anything this makes sense, the Greek Saga is mostly epic fights, Norse Saga is mostly talking about your feelings and walking around, and there's like 5 enemies that are not bosses, they are going to show us all of them and go "wow they really show us THE ENTIRE CATALOG OF MONSTERS now that's passion".
>>218246958the true gow trilogy has too much testosterone
>>218249619Both versions are faggots. Pretty much the definition of a gay self-insert who's literally written to destroy two entire pantheons.
>>218246928Because the motherfucker looks like he's been stung by forty bees
>>218249739>ascensionI forgot that shit existed and I have the pre order steelbook somewhere
>>218249183Not only that, parasite subhumans from SAG-AFRA already announced that they want to focus on videogame industry after they successfully killed Hollywood.Guess muh proletarians joined their forces and negotiated contracts that ran out in less than two years and allowed studious to get rid of shitty productions.>>218249229Unironically because they have no experience. For all of Hollywood faults, there is still an ember of talent remaining in the ashes and old connections, so Amazon just struggles with most basic shit. All of their stuff looks like Youtube skits. You can see the contrast with productions like HBO, no matter how shitty is script, their stuff just looks good.
>>218249834Why does he look like a pineapple now?
>>218249739>It's not even a contest.You can argue it is if you just take the first game into account, where Kratos's goal wasn't revenge against Ares, killing Ares was just a means to an end. Gods would grant him oblivion and let him forget the monster Ares made him and the creature he ended up becoming by his own will. The game begins with Kratos committing suicide because he can't live with the memories, and the entire quest is framed as this Herculean quest for something very personal in the background of the God of War sieging the mortal realm. Too bad the next two games went in completely different directions.
>any new media that is released is assumed to automatically align with my values>any criticism of any new media is assumed to automatically be against my values, no matter the stated reasoning
>>218249388>he doesn't know
>>218246830Looks tacky, inorganic and cheap
>>218249819>Specific model they made for the ending, where he sits on his God of War throne, specifically as an allusion to his younger self. This isn't Norse Kratos with a goatee.I know, but that beardless skin isn't young Kratos in the final cutscene. Surprised me, but they went with old Kratos without beard. You can play through DLC with that skin and you will see that there is notable difference in the final scene even though both have the goatee.>you are legit claiming these are the same age models and the beard is the only differenceYou misunderstand, I claimed that even though he looks older, the difference isn't that stark and he absolutely doesn't look like 50+ guy who didn't spend his life bodybuilding.
>>218249953...is sif a dude?
>>218247541>>218247381hyperkek
>>218249933>The game begins with Kratos committing suicide because he can't live with the memoriesthe whole game is a flashback, the gods lied to him
>>218249739He wasn't that complex, but you faggots working on the current thing are that much worse. You don't understand how much you're overestimating your ability.Your best attempt really is that far below playstation 2 videogame set-piece scripters who wouldn't even have consider themselves writers.
>>218249979
>>218249834>if u know how bad things are
>>218249830Young Kratos is effeminate retard with low impulse control.
>>218249983Yeah but he is not committing suicide because baka Gods lied to him but because he can't live being tormented by the memories of him killing his family.
>>218249997That's what makes him unique and based.
>>218249519dead, hopefully
>>218250017how is a 14 year old unique?
>>218249983>the gods lied to himI wonder if it was gods or just fucking Athena. Zeus struck me as someone who was dragged into it.
>>218246958>>218246984Original Kratos is a villain.
>>218250034Kratos is a spartan warrior, a villain type who wrecks other even worse guys. It was kino, with great gameplay and setpieces.The shitquel turned him into a onions sipping whiny cuckold in possible the lamest setting of all time. It was fucking awful and it's rightfully ridiculed by everyone here.
>>218250058And?
>>218250058Well, he is a faggot, and faggots are villains.
>>218249976>skin isn't young Kratos in the final cutscene.Why would they change the entire rig of animations for an optional skin? It's a free DLC, but he is obviously supposed to be his younger self. This isn't two live-action actors, anon.>he difference isn't that stark and he absolutely doesn't look like 50+He absolutely does. I'd argue, if this is an actual shot from tv show and not just promo shit then Hurst looks younger than in game Kratos. The fucking beard is a travesty tho. Give him beard toupee if he can't grow one himself.
>>218250058I wouldn't say with first one, but GoW3 was so fucking bad they spent next three games in Greek era trying to make him at least a bit sympathetic.
>>218250093>It was kino, with great gameplay and setpieces.Go fuck yourself, you degenerate queer.
>>218250128Kys cuck.
>>218246830>starting at the dad of soi >not the greek one
>>218250106And is completely unsuitable to be a protagonist.He's not "gruff and masculine", hes someone who harms the innocent.
>>218250093>onions sipping whiny cuckoldThat's what he was in the original run>causes soething>why would THE GODDDDS do thisNigger mindset.
>>218250156>That's what he was in the original runNope, thats what he was in the modern Sóy of War, and it was awful.Dumbed down Arkham Knight combat with color coded loot. A fucking tragedy, everyone involved should kill themselves.
>>218246830AREEEEEEEEEEEEEES TROON MY WIFE'S SON AND MY WIFE IS YOURS
>>218250113>Why would they change the entire rig of animations for an optional skin?And yet they did. The DLC was ridiculous for the price. 40 hours before I was sure all the story stuff is done.>he is obviously supposed to be his younger selfYou can play through entire base game with that skin, it is obviously old Kratos without beard.
>>218250157>finish game>YOU CAN NOW SKIP CUTSCENES>damn, I wasn't going to bother with NG+ but now I'm motivated, let's go>...actually you can only skip about 20% of the cutscenes>shit like in the webm happen all the time and for some reason doesn't count AS A FUCKING CUTSCENEI guess there's only myself to blame...
>>218250170>Dumbed down Arkham Knight combatButton mashing easy playthrough tranny. New combat mogs the old one so fucking much it is not even funny.
>>218250232Nu-combat is total fucking dogshit. Objectively.
what's wrong with this, looks like average streamingslopis it just that he doesn't look exactly like in muh bideo games or something
wait, why start with this shit. start with the beginnings.
>>218246830>an all white cast>it looks like this
>>218250137Stop niggering up the thread, faggot.
>>218250308Keep crying, nu-GOW is a laughing stock.
>>218246830>Baseddad of Warlame
>>218250194>And yet they didThey didn't. It's the same rig just slapped on the head.>it is obviously old Kratos without beardBecause it's an optional skin. Again, what the fuck are you arguing? These are in-game models, not two live-action actors. The scenes were not written or animated and mo-capped with Greek Kratos in mind.
>>218250300>all white castsomeone hasn't played Ragnarok
>>218250351>someone hasn't eaten shit straight out of a cow's ass
>>218250251Juggles, wall combos, weapon swaps, crowd control, small sidesteps for unbroken combo chains vs doing somersaults like a faggot and spamming Plume of Prometheus away from enemy to hit him with third move to keep them stunlocked, rinse and repeat for six games. They added half a second recovery after slam in Ascension and you all collectively shit yourselves because suddenly it didn't work and you ragequit in Trials of Archimedes.Now kill yourself, reddit troon.
>>218248288J
Why is the kid so fucking young
>>218246936boooy
>>218246830LMAO
>>218250404That's literally nothing.It's a mishmash of stolen mechanics from other much better games, it's bamham ice-skate combat with shit camera, no proper combos and without fucking jumping even. It has tackled on really forgiving and boring parryslop.It has fucking colored loot with 2 entire weapons, one of the lamest iteration of the blades of chaos. It has no proper magic, no mana just m*ba ultimates with cooldowns. Tackled on crafting, garbage collecting, etc.Whatever shit you listed is laughable, any older GOW game shits on it in terms of complexity.And I didn't even mention the inferior characters, setting, music, presentation, lack of enemy variety, lack of proper bosses, etc. Even you are a difficulty fag the OG on GOD mode shits all over this abysmal dogshit. This game is a fucking travesty, and everyone who worked on it should be fired.
>>218250157>gamevs>press forward slop
>>218250151>he doesn't know about anti-hero protagonistsFuck off
>>218250617>This game is a fucking travesty, and everyone who worked on it should be fired.>23 million units sold>more than the entire Greek Trilogy combined and rereleases Chuds do be going against the market.
>>218250700It's a "videogame" created for people who hate videogames. It only sold because of brand recognition. It's objectively and awful game, which was confirmed by the PC release when more people got to play this tragedy.
>>218250157left looks like mindless uncslop
>>218250700Why you keep mentioning it sold more but you dont adjust to population size, inflation etc?
>>218250770And the fact PS4 had zero games so the thirst for anything even half decent was palpable
Fixed
>>218250617damn you nostalgiafags get butthurt over the most trivial shit. I can tell you don't play many games but I'm sure you love whining about them
>>218250811I accept your concession.
>>218250808kino
>>218250770>population sizeDamn, I forgot that 2005 was hit hard by bubonic plague. Also forget that first GoW only came out on the most popular and most sold console of all times, it had no chances against 2018.
>>218250845>it had no chances against 2018.maybe in terms of marketingin quality it shits all over it
>>218250617>any older GOW game shits on it in terms of complexity
>>218250868see >>218250830
>>218250157>bing bing WAHOO>you scored a combo!>MEGAKILL>finish him!Games have moved on since the 90s grandpa
>>218250739>It's objectively and awful gameLiterally and unironically subjective opinion. 2018 and has universal acclaim, backed by sales and your seething is the definition of a subjective temper tantrum.
>>218250157you only hate right because it's qualityslop
>>218250924>universal acclaimby shills
>>218250904honestly wouldnt mind idris
>>218246936They couldnt get an actor with enough dedication to shave his head they have to use an obvious bald cap?
Damnevery screenshot will be a meme
>>218246830>>218246936Am I crazy of is his nose and beard CGI?
>>218250634No, it's literally first stage of a final boss fight vs the walk-and-talk scene where they introduce a plot-essential character in the first quarter of the game.If the chud wanted to be honest, he would put one of the Baldur fights into the 2018 bracket, but then he wouldn't be a chud.
>>218250808>My wife's son (female)!
>>218250904Unironically this would be much better, just for the fun of it
>>218250940>23 million shillsThat's a lot, had to be a net negative on Sony to buy these many.Santa Monica Studio must be on the verge of shutdown then, since none of the sales are real, no accolades are real, and no lasting cultural impact is real.
>>218250971False, it's a bad moviegame interrupted by even shittier combat sections.
>>218251020their only lasting cultural impact is sóy, and sóy memes
>>218250617>any older GOW game shits on it in terms of complexity.>square sguare triangle square square triangle roll roll roll roll square square triangle roll roll roll>repeat for ten minutesOld GOW was dancing simulator. You couldn't do anything about time you had to spend on a boss. In the new one you can come up with your own strategy. World record against final Valkyria is 17 seconds, with no exploits.>muh parryGoW3 has the worst parry sequence in tbe entire series in a fistfight against Zeus right before Pandora. You literally cannot do anything else than parry and if you play on hardest you WILL be there for fifteen minutes.
>>218251033wow more cutscenes than cutscenes - the "game"
>>218251050You are so fucking angry your father left you lmao
>>218251131>World record against final Valkyria is 17 seconds, with no exploits.And? The combat is still DOGSHIT. >GoW3 has the worst parry sequenceIt's not worse than the tackled on parryslop on Sóy of War.
>>218250968What's more likely that he bred with a Black woman or that he's raising another man's kid?
>>2182510504chan is not a exemplary manifestation or adjudicator of culture. Sorry chud, no one outside of this place picked the soi god meme.
>>218251033>5 hours of cutscenesIt's 100+ hours game. DLC alone was another 40 hours easily.
>>218251143For reference, the old actually good game. And every cutscene is skippable, anytime you want.
>>218246830Bow is strung backwards
>>2182511983) is an adopted kid from the country of Ligma
>>218251192>It's not worse than the tackled on parryslop on Sóy of War.>parry for 15 minutes>single mistake>Game Over>restartEnjoy your greek themed Guitar hero.
>>218251224The basegame is like 10 hours at best, the rest is low effort fetch quests, and fighting re-used bosses over and over for resources that doesn't even matter. It's dogshit.
>>218246984>also what the fuck are these captchas?13th Labor of Hercules
>>218251033>FalseLiterally isn't. You put soijacks under the finale of the 3rd game and downtime walk and talk from like the end of the first act of 2018. Why don't you post Baldur fight on the revived giant?
>>218251260And?Told you old GOW is a proper challenge, unlike Sóy of War
>>218251238>every cutscene is skippable>GoW1Incredibly brazen lie. Not only you cannot skip shit, if you fail enough times, game will deck your healthbar on hardest difficulty.
>>218251275>giantYou mean the fight that gets recycled like 10 times in differenc colors?If I were you I would try to actively hide that one, not use it for an arguement LOL
>>218247482>>218248075>triggersStop projecting.
>hollywood freaks want vidya content for tv>sony got movie games>alright let's make a tv show of a game that tries to be a movie>remember to downgrade it in every possible waywhat a retarded waste of time and moneyyou are copying a MOVIE gamejust stream a walkthrough for free
>>218251304>the fight that gets recycled like 10 times in differenc colors?So exactly like original games. Literally any cope you homos drop about new GoW is applicable to old series. Ascension was the only one that tried new enemy types, or at least modified their movesets.
>>218251238Skipping cutscenes is for ADHD brownies
>>218251304>You mean the fight that gets recycled like 10 times in differenc colors?No, you autistic nigger who have never played the game. Those are recycled trolls. The fight on the giant is the final boss fight with Baldur and Freya, where she puppets the dead body of the giant you traveled through. It seems your entire perception of the game is based on snark from /v/.
>>218246830They're jumping right into father of war?Seems like they'd have room for more story telling, more seasons, if they started at the beginning. I have to think that sometimes they know these shows aren't going to be about shit.
>>218251362There is nothing to tell about the Greek trilogy in a TV show format without fundamentally changing the narrative, pacing, characters, etc.
>>218251349>So exactly like original games.No it isn't.>>218251353I honestly doesn't give a shit, Sóy of war doesn't have a single memorable boss fight. It has like 1 dragon, 2 fights with sóy 1, 1 fight with the sóy brothers, the recycled valkyrie shit like 12 times, the recycled giants like 500 times and that is allthe normal enemy variety isn't great either, it has the snot looking green shit in 2 version, on ranged 1 meele, the flying shits and a few wolves
> Fat KratosHahahahahahahhaahha
>>218251362you are so retarded you don't even have any idea why the games industry is dying
>>218251362The old games have too much testosterone. This is why they are going with the feminine sóy version.
>>218251362>Seems like they'd have room for more story telling, more seasons, if they started at the beginning.Santa Monica tried before. Games were all excellent but Kratos is is subhuman trash protagonist. They tried to at least give him something for character in Chains of Olympus, Ghost of Sparta and Ascension, but it mostly failed. He was always a meme and it would be a fucking disaster on screen.
More gameplay?Nah, more unskippable cutscenes.
>>218251399>I honestly doesn't give a shitI am well aware the chud who'd argue anything with a modicum of understanding of his shit-talking wouldn't be a chud.>Sóy of war doesn't have a single memorable boss fightObjectively false. Just because you never played the game and "honestly don't give a shit" doesn't mean that Baldur or Modi and Magni fights are not memorable. Much more memorable than "get armor from the bull and and run back to charge the ballista" or that cut boss from the top of the temple.
>>218246936wtf i can't believe they cast an actor instead of conjuring a guy who has the exact fucking telemetry of Kratos.. What the fuck man we riot right?
>>218251399>No it isn't.Six games of the same trash mob, gorgons, cyclops and trolls, ad nausea.When they brought them back in Valhalla, I immediately bodied them all, because the moveset is burned into me, even though it was a different format.
>>218246958How naive do you really have to be to ask this? GoW 2018 was literally designed to emulate and be an HBO show. This was the fucking trajectory
>>218251480>pretending to miss the point
>>218251477I played the game sadly, and this is why I know how fucking bad it is. >Baldur or Modi and MagniI mentioned those, it's the 2 fights with Sóy 1, and the other fight with the Sóy bros, both of them are unremarkable and awful. >>218251490Still way more than Sóy of War has.
Goy of War
Kek, told you. Even the fucking thumbnail has the same reused giant boss 2 times LOL
>>218251523>I mentioned thoseYeah, by adding soi to the fight and pretending this is a sound argument for why they are awful. >both of them are unremarkable and awful.Subjective opinion of an irrelevant chud who made hating the game part of his personality. Forgive me for not taking you seriously.
>>218251519What's the point? I notice the bald cap now (which is pretty bad) but from the thumbnail he looks just like Kratos from the game and when you zoom in it's really only the natural difference of the actor's face that doesn't look EXACTLY like Kratos, and I can't blame them for that. My point is that yes you actually do have to cast actors who actually exist, and even if you could cast anyone nobody's going to look quite like Kratos or any other video game character
>>218251602They are objectively trash. The first iteration of the Sóy 1 fight is just basically a walking sim part that autoplays itself until the next cutscene. The rest is just unremarkable nobody remembers those.The Colossus of Rhodes is better than any of those combined and it's a fucking tutorial boss.
>>218251603Even if the actor is a good fit for the role, it's a terrible image to promote (or much less introduce) a series with. The actor looks like he has no presence and doesn't convincingly embody even the more worn Kratos from the new games. Terrible first impression. I would fire everyone involved
>>218251480they could've just gotten Aaron Reed, most of Kratos' facial appearance is makeup anyway but the guy they got is laughably small.
>>218251576that game had at least 5 troll fights, all of them mandatory, maybe 1 or 2 optionals but can't rememberthe hellheim bouncer was meant to be a giant bird but they used another troll lmaotoo much money burnt on cutscenes they had to cut corners, that was so lame
>>218251637It looks pretty much like a screenshot from the game, with basically the only difference being the actors not having the exact facial model of the characters, and the kid's got a different frame. Otherwise, for people who actually liked God of War 2018 (I am making no statement to whether or not the game is good, I say this completely neutrally) will say 'holy fuck it looks like the game but with actors, they nailed it'
Why does his son look like a fookin chav
>>218251681how much they pay you nigga
>>218251647That's true, they could have used a bodybuilder but I imagine they really prefer to use someone who is primarily an actor, plus all the big guys may not have wanted to do it lol
Why is Atreus played by a midget?
>>218251695They really don't, I'm just saying this looks like effective promotional art for the marks who actually buy this shit
>>218246830>19 games>they choose God of Cuckthey knew what they were doing
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>>218251727make Kratos look bigger
>>218251603>from the thumbnail he looks just like Kratos from the gameHe looks like a construction worker with a beer gut.
>Sony movie game turned into a tv show again>Once again the kid they hire looks like a potato instead of the character they're meant to portrayIs it in the contract or something?
This is how the kid will look in season 2
>>218251602God of war boss fights:>Hydra>Medusa>Pandora’s Guardian>Minotaur >Ares>Colossus of Rhodes>Barbarian King>Theseus>Perseus>The kraken>Icarus>The Sisters of Fate>Poseidon>Hades>Helios>Hermes>Hercules>Cronos>Scorpion>Gaia>ZeusSóy of war "bossfights":Main baddie Nordic Sóy god only using fists x3Sóy brós x1Uhhh....Troll x15Valkyrie x10Ummmmm....And a dragon? Maybe 2 times?
>>218251734It's being widely mocked everywhere it's posted. Who do you think you're fooling?
>>218251630>They are objectively trash.Subjectively. They are trash to a chud itt because he staked part of his personality into the "Better men" meme.Again, chuddie, 23 mil sold, cultural landmark, GOTY in a year of front-line Rockstar games Your seething is nothing but a pathetic whimpering that everyone is a shill and a kike.>The Colossus of Rhodes is better than any of those combinedThe fucking QTE fest paired with aimlessly smashing an attack on stationary hands? These are the chud credentials for boss fights? Sure, it's a spectacle, but so is every Baldur fight, but they have other mechanics aside from smashing, looking for that telegraphed swipe or smash.
>Angrboda>A Ngr Boda>A Nigger Bother>make her blackwhat was the plan here?
>>218251820>The fucking QTE fest paired with aimlessly smashing an attack on stationary hands?Still better than this >>218251812
>>218251812>Here are fights from 3 games in a trilogy of one man killing the pantheon vs one game with much lower stakes. Like at least have a decency to put Ragnarok bodies into your seething cope.
>>218251820>cultural landmarksame cultural impact as Avatar, 0Horizon is another Playstation franchise that sells a lot and absolutely nobody talks about it, ever
>>218251820they should make another nugow game then
>>218251873Ragnarok bodiesit's just nordic sóygods with different weapons, hammers and shitit's the same creatively bankrupt unremarkable shit that you have in the 2018 travesty
>>218251819I dont know this is the first time I saw it
>>218251859It's not. It's an opening tutorial that teaches you buttons with the most basic braindead move set that the boss can have. Literally all 15 trolls require more from player.
I only ever played the 3rd one. Does he just kill Norse gods in the nu games?
>>218249420>people are being paid to shill movies and tv shows on 4chanWew laddie how retarded are you?
>>218251930Sure, and which troll is the most challenging? The red or the blue one? Or the green one? Perhaps the one with the LGBT flag re-skin?
>>218251935>you're being hysterical. Do you know how crazy you sound?
>>218251820This. Like it or not, blame propaganda and stupidity and audience soiness all you want, the shit sells and it hit the spot for some large audience of easily impressed marks who are trained to like this shit. That's the way it is.
>>218251912They are. You think Norse Games sold 40 mil and Santa Monica is just jerking it for 4 years? There are rumors that it's going to be a pre-Norse but post-Greece timeline where Kratos is fucking around in Egypt. But who knows, the plan that they had for Norse "trilogy" went into the garbage. Plotwise Ragnarok is two games sloshed together.
nooo I'm so le mad that a shitty snoygame got a shitty series in the same style, better make 50 butthurt threads about it
>>218251912They don't really sell, because most people realized that they are awful. It's the same shit as that game with the robots dinos and the ugly redhead bitch.The first one sold, the second one didn't because people realized that it's shit. The same goes for Sóynarok
>>218251996yeah pretty much
>>218249739Kratos doesn't need to be complex. He was fucked over by fate, giving him an excuse to go apeshit so you could kill monsters and gods.
>>218251917>it's just nordic sóygods with different weaponAtreus BearThorCentaurs womanSome fucking Crocodile creatureDark ElfGiant granny that you fight as Atreus, admittedly a bad fight because it's so fucking basic you can sleepwalk through itFreya NidhoggGarmHeimdall two phase fight and his Yak and off itHrist and MistThor rematchOdinThat's from the top of my head without counting like 20 Favor bosses some of whom are so mechanically distinct it's weird that they are optional. Chuddie entire personality is at stake that he is going to pretend Hermes is a boss fight and not an elongated platforming section where at the end you just run from wall to wall spamming attacks but not going to put anything from Ragnarok because soi with weapons.
>>218250225most of those are glorified loading screens that's why you can't skip them
>>218250968THE WRONG MYTHBUSTER DIED!
>>218252180These are just sóy gods with different weapons just as I said. Doesn't change the fact the 2018 is awful, and the polished turd that came after it isn't any better. It's just "improving" the same awful formula and gameplay.
>>218251954>Sure, and which troll is the most challenging?The Hel one. That teleports and spams delayed fire orbs.
>>218252237I dunno which re-used asset is that, the green one?
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>>218252246has to be the blue onethe green one doesn't delay the shots
>>218252266This is fucking genius, a re-used asset but with delayed shots. This will sell millions.
>>218252217>These are just sóy gods with different weapons just as I said.No, you dumb chuddie, only 5 of these go under your soi monikers. And that means me pretending that Odin's fight plays anything like yours against a dude with a weapon.Do you want to count how many of the Greek trilogy fights are just you standing infront of a stationary body-smashing square and then rolling away?>Doesn't change the fact the 2018 is awful,No, it doesn't change your opinion. Because it is imbedded into your personality.
>>218252266>he green one doesn't delay the shotsIt's not that he delays them. He simply makes them linger in the arena, and then they explode or sum such.
>>218252316>No, you dumb chuddieYes they are. >smashing squareYou just confirmed that you never played those games, even if you did you played on easy.The game actively punishes button smashing on a proper difficulty, the combat is actually complex unlike the ice-skate bamham dogshit in Sóy of War.>>218252359We still haven't heard which reskin you are talking about
>>218252387>Yes they are.>I said so despite the list literally containing only 5 bodies with a humanoid body>You just confirmed that you never played those gamesAre you retarded and actually trying to pretend that there is any skill expression but the most rudimentary burning down of the health bar? You can outsmash every single boss in the game if you know the timing and telegraphs of their attacks there is not risk in doing it. I'm sorry that you are sperg. Oh sorry I forgot you can also spam the most abusable magic in each of the three games.>on a proper difficultyFunny you say this considering how absolutely relentless Nu-Gow ones are on "proper difficulties" >the combat is actually complexAyy lmao you actually did make your personality hating on GoW. Poor little chuddie. Seething since 2018 indeed to the point of pretending that trilogy wasn't a mashfest.
>>218252537>outsmashLike I said you never played the old games, tranny.>absolutely relentless Nu-Gow *absolute dogshitFTFYits dumbed down bamham combat with slapped on really forgiving parryslop that trivializes the already barebones and awful gameplay objectively bad gameplay, the "positive" shill reviews never even bring up this dogshit combat, they carefully ignore it, they just gave favorable reviews for the "deep and mature" sóy story (for people who hate videogames)
>>218246830This looks like a live action commercial to advertise the video game, not a serious piece of entertainment.
>>218251812The only "good" fight in the game is the dragon one but is very lame how the fight is divided on stages, so you just have to repeat a gimmick every stage until it work and then you can forget about it because there's a checkpoint every stage.>but muh ValkyriesThe only one that count is Sigrun, I guess that's the 2nd good fight of the game, everything else barely count as a fight, Baldur fights are absolute garbage because they are exactly like the dragon one but lamer.Outside of these fights everything else is the exact same thing over and over again.
>>218249032fucking kek
>>218252690>Like I said you never played the old games>still pretending they were mechanically complex to own the libsActual personality by this point>slapped on really forgiving parryslop>he said with a gow trilogy having the most abusable block in any hack and slash where parrying is just and afterthought Ragnarok's introducing interruptible attacks already places it above the entire button-mash gameplay of the trilogy. Sorry if you gaslit yourself. Those weren't spectacle games. They still are.>objectively bad gameplaySubjective screeching from a chuddie doesn't make any weather.>the "positive" shill reviews never even bring up this dogshit combatBecause they bring up how good it is, but since it opposes your chuddie personality trait, they become kike shills. The fact that you are literally making up shit that reviews never mentioned the combat pretty much says it all about what kind of cloud castle you have rented.
>>218252933>Ragnarok's introducingI don't care about that one, 2018 is objectively dogshit. No jumping, no proper air combos, no grabs, no magic, no reward for clever combat. Nothing.Shitnarok is just a more polished turd, built on this same awful foundation. >Because they bring up how good it isNo they absolutely never bring it up, it always just the "mature" story for sóys and trannies. The gameplay is rightfully ignored and forgotten.
>>218252995>I don't care about that oneWhy the fuck? It's literally a continuation of 2018. In the same manner as 2 and 3 are continuation of the first. Why do you think they never again put something as busted as poseidon rage into the next entries? Because the proceeding games are improvements on the previous ones. >no proper air combosYou can absolutely stunlock dudes in midair without jumping.>no grabsFor fodder and flying? So you can throw it into other fodder, with there being no other point to it? Such loss.>no magicWhy? You want to abuse one button mash that stunlocks the entire room? A lot of rune magic does this.>no reward for clever combatRetarded? If you "cleverly" fight enemies above your armor and weapon level, you will certainly be rewarded. This is a concept that is introduced very early on. >No they absolutely never bring it upBy this point a chuddie would have posted the review where they "don't bring it up," but since it's all in his head along with catalog knowledge on kikes and trannies, there is nothing to be done.
>>218253229>Why the fuck? It's literally a continuation of 2018Exactly that's why>no other point to itYes tranny, clever combat, intersting combos and complex gameplay, enemy variety, good setting, good music has no point to it. This is why you love Sóy of War. Checks out
>>218253274>grab fodder swing into the crowd of other fodder>clever combatNot a good look chuddie. There are literally no other implementations for the grabs, trying to swing fodder into the meaty enemies is both pointless and retardedly long endeavor. It does tickle damage. None of this is clever combat.
