It is already precisely sauced.
Then why do they give you sauce
>>218253550I would love to knock this smug cocksucker's teeth out.
how much of a faggot do you have to be to care about how somebody eats their food?
>>218253625I'd be mad if I saw someone eat a hotdog with a fork and knife. You know what, if you don't give enough of a shit about food, get the fuck out of my thread right now.
>>218253690ive got some sauce for ya fat boy c'mere
>>218253550>it is already onionely sauced
>>218253690yes because hot-dogs are phallic sushi gatekeepers have not a leg to stand on
>>218253550
HIjacking this thread.4chan is dead. The captchas have become a nuisance, and most IP addresses are now range-banned for creating threads forever.I am intentionally emplyoying Reddit spacing here because Reddit is now OBJECTIVELY better than 4chan AND I OPENLY CALL ON EVERYONE TO MIGRATE TOWWW.REDDIT.COMBECAUSE 4CHAN IS DEAD!!!!!!
>>218253843Piss off you fucking heathen!
>>218253690Good shit, anon.
>>218253843We don't need your basedbath in here.
>>218253886I am replying to a large language model because apart from me that's the only remaining activity on the now-dead 4chan.
>>218253784were we meant to empathize with him? i just see a cringe freak.it's just food.
>>218253784>/tv/ still cannot refute a single thing he has said because it's all objectively trueheh.
>A sneedpost... in this temple
>>218253690
>>218253784>this man is an artist>literally just serves raw fish on a ball of sticky riceWhat did he mean by this
>>218253550I mix my wasabi (horseradish) into the soi sauce and make a delicious spicy slurry, then I dunk my sushi in there and let it soak in the juice for a few seconds. It's fantastic
>>218253977>civvie trying to understand the culinary artsyou wouldn't get it
>>218253977IT TOOK TEN YEARS TO LEARN.
>>218253969Hotdogs, perfectly sliced. And it didn't take 10 years.
so why have a bowl of sauce there?
>>218253939>>218253977See>>218253953
Why didn't they just write it so other guy says his food is shit and demands a refund then have Glenn go on his indignant rant? Then he wouldn't look like such a nosy spaz.
>>218254036I think you are intended to dip, just a bit, not like soak the entire thing leaving only soi flavor
>>218254057whut
>>218254013>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO COOK THE FOOD THAT THE FUCKING CUSTOMERS ORDERED????
>>218254013>10 years just washing rice, not a peep.
>>218254036To cleanse the palate.
>>218254066but it's already been precisely sauced!
>>218253953refutation is for pussies that won't resort to violence
>>218253990this is actually what ur supposed to do lol
>>218253690>my thread
>the scene that broke /tv/
>>218253690ultimate fatass over here
>>218253784is this scene from Billions?Everyone in that show was portrayed as some kind of high-flying super genius. Finance isn't really like that, is it? I assume it's more just rife criminality; scams, insider trading, ponzi schemes, bribing politicians, shit like that.
>>218253990Based. Literally do the exact same thing doordash sushi sets. Haven't ordered in years. The price just genuinely took any joy from ever even thinking about eating this.
>>218254013I make my own sushi, it’s pretty easy.
>>218253784I hate the heckin wholesome smile actors do when they imbibe their delectable reddit morsels
>>218253953Fish and rice are pretty ubiquitous in Japanese cuisine. Going to a sushi restaurant in Japan is as special as going to a Subway in the US. Imagine disgracing yourself in the sandwich line because someone ordered sweet onion teriyaki and then mayo and then ranch.
>>218253990Are you a heavy smoker or is your palate so dead that you can dunk pieces in sushi and still eat it?
>>218253602fippy bippyonly autists lose their shit about how others are enjoying their food.
>>218253784>in this temple?That's the part that always gets me.
>>218254188It's almost like the more you pay the better food you get. You can get the cheap shit or you can willingly pay for a dining experience along with the food
>>218253550which do Japanese hate more? americans eating wrong or americans causing a scene by screaming and swearing across a restaurant? also I'm surprised the writer kept himself from including everyone standing up and slowly clapping.
>>218254195you don't dunk it in the sushi, retard
>>218253550>>218253784Putting ginger on the sushi is fucking retarded, though. I've seen anybody do that before and I'd imagine it'd taste terrible.
>>218254238Why did you say you dunk and soak your sushi then?
>>218253784>It is already precisely sauced. Doesn't need a onions bath.Then why do they give you extra onions sauce
>>218253784is grabbing the food with your hand and quickly stuffing it in your mouth the proper way to eat that? I don't think so
>>218254278Some you eat with your hands
>>218253550>sushi fags>coffee fagswhich is the most pretentious and annoying culinary fanbase?
>>218254323the fags that police other fag behavior.
>>218254091So what, are you supposed to do shots of onions sauce in between servings of food?
>>218254271>onions bath>onions sauce
>>218254271The sauce is to clean the palette between bites of food. It 'resets' your taste buds so you can enjoy the next meal the chefs serve you better.
>>218254143You are an artist.
>>218254323coffeefags because there are a lot more of them
>Japaneese condiments:>Various water based sauces (onions, teriyaki)>Western condiments:>Various oil based sauces (Mayonaise, vinaigrette)God no wonder we're all so fat.
>>218254206that's only half of it. The other half was them being rude disruptive douchebags in public. That on TOP of insulting the chef was too far and deserved to be called out
>>218254323/tv/tards with persecution complexes about how they eat their food, obviously
>>218253784Wow he really is a master of his craft, putting a cut piece of raw fish on top of a ball of rice!
>>218254367>Wow he really is a master of his craft, putting a brush covered in paint on a canvas!
>>218253953It's not. This writer is trying to have the character come off as a super smart all knowing cultured man, but instead comes off as "HEY DON'T ENJOY YOUR FOOD UNLESS I APPROVE OF THE WAY YOU ARE EATING IT"
>>218254397Holy fuck you are retarded and probably a leftist trying to pretend you don't understand.
>>218254427Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean you can act like a reductive faggot over it
>>218254323civvies.
>>218254349but what about the fags that police the fags that police the other fag behavior?
>>218254457and yet here you post.
>>218254367You're right, we should all be eating nutrient paste and soilent, anything beyond that is just pretentiousness
>>218254143Of course it would come easy to a masterclass chef such as yourself, but the rest of us have to get ours from 7/11.
it absolutely doesn't take like 5 years of being an apprentice to learn how to make sushi. It's more dependent on the quality of the fish and other ingredients than anything
>>218254510I'm saying making sushi is not an art. How fucking retarded are you?
>>218254488Mostly because you were too retarded to understand my point
>>218254476that's called an orgy
>>218254534Define art in your own words
you guys have talked about sushi more than any movie in the past year
>>218254534Right, because "art" is a famously narrow term. Retard
>>218254552movies are jewish garbagesushi is delicious
>>218254548Something that takes a great deal of skill to achieve.Putting a single cut of fish on a bunch of rice isn't art.
>>218253953>Heh… while you were out having premarital sex, I was studying the tamago…You will always be a gaijin.
>>218254531>Civie's never been to the frontlinesOh sweet summer child. You know you can kill customers with that one stingy fish if you fuck up the cutting? Or better yet, kill yourself cutting it.
>>218254571So you don't know what art means. Thank you.
>muh sushi bad japan bad ahhhhcan some gaijin explain to me why gaijins are like this unironically? it's some sort of mental illness
Why does this scene mindbreak this board so hard lmao?
>>218254013>10 years learning to cook an eggTruly a master of his craft
>>218253550>enter sushi restaurant>refuse to acknowledge the moonspeak they always yell when people enter>demand a fork to eat with once seated>when ordering speak louder than necessary and point at items I want while intentionally mispronouncing them>fill sauce bowl to the brim and mix in all my wasabi>sloppily dunk whatever rolls I order intentionally slowhing basedsauce on the table>at the end of the meal blow my nose into the cloth napkin and leave a crisp american dollar bill for a tip >leave and refuse to acknowledge the moonspeak they always yell when people leave
>>218254571Isn't art literally anything by this point anyway? And who made you the expert on a subject you clearly don't have the capacity to understand?
>>218253784>Sorry sir, I know you like the sushi a lot, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave>You are being officially trespassed from this establishment. I'm calling the police.
>>218253690I'd be mad if I saw someone over the age of 8 years eating a hotdog with ketchup
>>218254188for me? it's meatball sub add mustard and teriyaki
>>218254570Stop stuffing your mouth you fat fuck
>>2182535504u
>>218254596>thinks a cut piece of fish on a clump of rice is art>says others don't know what art is
>>218253784why are shitlibs like this?
>>218254613You can make an ass of yourself anywhere, but doing it out of spite makes you look like a manbaby with too much power. It's a matter of not feeling shame
>>218254143Did your boyfriend teach you?Is it easy? Because I'd like to make some with my boyfriend too
>>218254616bro this post is art!
>>218254646Don't be a fucking baboon. I bet you eat pizza with cuterly too.
>>218254140>Finance isn't really like that, is it? I assume it's more just rife criminalityYes, it's either crooks or old farts with generational wealth who weren't crooks originally, but share the same strategies. They are mostly of average and below average intellect, but they survive by feeding on naive and inexperienced.
>>218254644Wasted dubs. By definition that IS art
>>218254644According to you being a senior electrician is "art." You are not a serious person.
Oh what a coincidence, I downloaded my old HDD recentlyThis is now a Cooking With Jack thread
Why is the topic of sushi so controversial on the weeb website ?
>>218254666I do if I feel like it, and if this faggot made a stink about it I would threaten to hold him down and rape him to death in front of everyone.
>>218254684So somehow wiring up something isn't art, but fish on rice is?lmao retarded fggt
>>218254696Because /tv/tards are insecure when in public and enjoy spitefully doing things improperly to impress no-one
Does anyone know why on Windows 11, I can't see thumbnails for my webms anymore? They're uploaded and sync'd to my OneDrive as well...
Billions thread? For me, it's Dollar Bill
>>218254687Why was only 1 burned?
>>218254706Are you 12 or just a very sad adult man?
>>218254140It's Asian, white, and Jewish strivers who hate their lives and are extremely fake. Shitty people to know outside of a crowded bar or unless you want to use their boat.
>/tv/ - Hollywood Slop, Gook Shill & Anti-Jap (Sushi) Circlejerk
>>218254696Because it’s hilarious?
>>218254687>>218254721wrong board nigger. fuck off to >>>/ck/
>>218254654>you have to heckin respect the restaurantlol, no I don't and there's nothing you or they can do about it.
>>218253784>"HUM EXCUSE ME I DON'T LIKE HOW YOU EAT">proceed to embarrass the chef in his own restaurantImagine being such a clueless weeb in a reddit self insert.
>>218253953Putting wasabi into your onions sauce is how Chinese eat sushi. Chinese are also the original creators of sushi, btw, so you can argue the way they eat is the actual correct traditional way. Also nobody in Japan goes to such restaurants, they are scams for tourists. The whole concept of making sushi as some spiritual way of the samurai only exists for foreigners, Japanese people eat sushi at train stations and shit. Not only this guy insulted Chinese traditions, he is protecting a predatory tourist scam
>>218254729Don't EVER try to rationalize a Jack webm EVER AGAIN you PLEB. He's an ARTIST>>218254767Eat my ass fag
>>218254732did you write this scene or are you a serious weeaboo/
>>218254823>person cannot comprehend cooking on anything besides high-heatmany such cases.
for me? It's Jack's magical pissing tacos
>>218254805Hope for your sake it's the prior because you sound pathetic
>>218254771>you have to heckin respect the restaurantYou really don't you mouth-breathing retard, but you're basically wasting your own money to make an ass of yourself for no real reason other than the fact that you like giving people money so they can see how you're a jackass.
>>218253969Dammit, now I want some franks 'n' beans.
>>218254767>he doesn't know
>>218254278it is the traditional way with nigiri, but you're supposed to have the fish side on your tongue first so he's still doing it wrong, not that it really actually matters either way. high price sushi places only exist to rip off the goyjin. you can get high quality sushi from the the corner store in japan. i've had high quality sushi from some random place on the yucatan peninsula. it's literally just fish on rice, don't put too much seasoning on the race and make sure it's served at room temp which is probably the most important part and wala
I eat them with a fork and a knife and a side of ranch. What are you going to do about that?
>>218254687I actually yelled "HOW THE FUCK-" our loud. This man is an aberration of nature.
>>218254767ja/ck/ is teevee approved
>>218254278it actually is
>>218254956>you're basically wasting your own moneywhat hellscape do you live in where paying for a meal, eating until you're full, and then tipping $1 is considered wasting money?
>>218255089I forgot how autistic you people can be about words. I meant to say "spending"
>>218255126Are we just going to pretend that words don't matter know? >b-b-b-but i meant something elseThen say it.
>>218255126>I forgot people can't divine what words I mean to use instead of the words I actually uselmao and you claim I'm the autistic asshole here?
>>218255150I just did, retard. It's also clear how your entire diatribe about making an ass of yourself while spending your money is dependent on disobeying rules you don't have to follow in the first place
>>218254779who the hell puts ginger on the fish though
>>218255293If you get this hung-up on a word that's later clarified, then yeah you're pretty autistic
>>218254271Kek
>>218255330"Spend" and "waste" are complete fucking opoosites. We're not talking about a minor typo here.
>>218253784Some writer fantasyIn reality he sat there hiding his power level
>>218253550The onions sauce dip reaction was too much, but the ginger is called for. It's actually just helpful advice, there is no fucking reason to ruin a bite of sushi by putting the fucking ginger on it
>>218255374Sorry I interrupted your stimming session and forced you to stop talking about your original point because you realized how retarded you sound
>>218255319I've never seen anyone do that. They tried to portray the most grotesque behavior in a japanese restaurant just to have a reddit moment. Nips are horrified by the idea of public embarrassment, but hey at least someone stood up for the poor ginger diped in onion sauce.
>>218254687I was looking everywhere for that webm a few years agomakes me sad when I think of all the good shit that disappears from the internet
>>218255399You lost the argument anon.
>>218254801>>218254687This isn't Jack, this is Kay
>>218255417Are you high?
>>218255397>The onions sauce dip reaction was too muchIt really wasn't, him straight bathing the entire piece in it means he will only taste salt.
>>218255437I think it's time you put down the phone and do something else with your friday. We're done here.
>>218255448Joke's on you, I only use sweet onions sauce.
>>218255448FUCK THIS BOARD
>>218253550ok fag, why do you care if i want to extra sauce my food though?
>>218253690>he eats hot dogs the long wayWhy are you gay?
>>218255448>Onion sauceI've never heard about anyone using onion sauce with sushi, don't you mean onions sauce?
>>218255504anon sauce
>>218255504top zozzle
>>218255453So you bowed out by changing the subject because you realized you're retarded. Got it
>>218255330you're the one who got hung up on how I enjoy my japanese sushi meals. you're the one who typed an entirely different word to what you meant. you're the one now deflecting and pretending it's somehow my fault you can't communicate properly. are you absolutely sure you're not autistic?
>>218255527Put down the phone and step away from the thread.
Isn't soi filter just a little bit out of date by now? Nobody is spamming this buzzword as much as when it was implemented. The word "slop" is a new, hip buzzword.
>>218255503Yeah what about it?
>>218255483he sperged out because the other guys were shouting and bothering everyone, and especially himself while he was trying to enjoy his delicate meal / experience. Then the sight of his behavior induced a feeling of disgust and really ruined his appetite.
>>218255550all 4chan development ressources are going into slightly changing the captcha every single day.
>>218255542I pointed out how you're spending money so you can look like an idiot. At no point did I say you shouldn't do that because why would I?
>>218255550small family developel pls unerstand
>>218255594Because you said wasted you bumbling abomination.
>>218255632Oh right, I typed the wrong word, admitted it and clarified. Then you got really hung-up over it because moving the goalpost is a really easy cop-out for you
>>218255594uh huh, keep moving those goalposts autismo. ive embarrassed you and now you're being intentionally obtuse. I'm done replying to you
>>218253784Kek that entire scene stinks of some fantasy that a millenial had when he heard some people shouting in a restaurant.
>>218255679So you're too retarded to remember your original post, learned a new term and you've decided to use it immediately so you can pussy out and concede.
>>218255684okay now this is kinda based
>>218253690>"if you don't give enough of a shit about food...">dictates proper eating procedure for the discarded pieces of slaughtered animals stuffed into a thin casing.How fat are you
>>218253550>when the file name contains everything
>>218255684I forget what the exact issue is but the point of the scene is he's getting too angry about something that is ultimately not important due to something else going on in his life. The clip stops before his companion points this out.
>>218254360german cuisine proves you wrong
>>218255550tb.h and fa.m still have the wordfilters too. I think they just don't care enough to change it.
>>218254083Heh
>>218253550>Complains about how people eat their sushi>eats sushi rice side down
>>218254302I eat all my sushi by hand. I read a Japanese etiquette guide that said it was okay so I'm gonna keep doing it. Chop sticks are hard and I'm not gonna sit around practicing that shit for something I do 3 or 4 times a year. No one is impressed seeing white people show off their chop stick skills. I seethe when a white person starts showboating with their chopsticks. No asian person comes to America and starts flipping their fork around like some kind of "Steak House Master." It's boorish and lame.
>>218255988dont want to damage the delicate fish
>>218256021I like using chopsticks because it's fun
>>218256021I like eating with chopsticks when optional because it's a different dining experience. And I don't like my fingers smelling like soi, vinegar and fish
>>218253969>one hot dog please, can I get it Jeremy Renner style?
>>218253784A high class Japanese restaurant wouldn't serve sushi on a conveyor belt, probably more like a Sushi Train or Sushi Hub or some mall type Sushi take away. Relax you pretentious jagoff
>>218253969Im gonna bring this to my local sushi place
>>218255504
Do you really get brain parasites from eating sushi, or is it just a stupid meme?
>>218256643If you aren’t careful yeah
>>218256643you're supposed to chew a piece of ginger before each bite to kill the parasites
>>218256914the salt in the s o y sauce actually kills it
>>218253550He paid $500 for the nigiri. He can eat it however the fuck he pleases.
>>218253784Honestly in japan it's probably a much bigger faux pas causing a big scene in the restaurant than some customer being retarded.
>>218253550This smug liberal self insert power fantasy was glorious. Even in his revenge fantasies he's still an insufferable cuckold.
two negronis
>>218258106
>>218258124
>>218254142>Literally do the exact same thing doordash sushi sets. Haven't ordered in years.In Soviet Mother Russia, sushi sets order you.
>>218256643If you buy gas station sushi you deserve to die
>>218254261I am the dunk
>>218254107>zombie, zombie
