Kek it’s over
Press S to spit
>>218254082Imagine paying for this garbage
SELL A FUCKING HOUSE THEN YOU CUNTS
>blatant money grabSam Hyde is jewish.
>we promise we wont cancel the show 2 weeks in and steal all your money this time
>no more simptankbased
>>218254082fuck off niggerfaggotkike buy an ad
Isn't Sam a bitcoin millionaire?
>>218254232he lost it all after the president rug pulled the bitcoin market
>>218254082Translation: We make plenty but certain people who did shit nearly for free are noticing so we're going to have to bail and rope in a new crop of idiots on our next venture
>>218254102S
>we're brokethey're not and you're a retard if you believe this
>>218254146Sam Hyde isn't even affiliated with fishtank anymore you obsessed tranny
>>218254276sam is not a very intelligent man, and the fact that he's now trying to be this public intellectual is laughable
>>218254423No one believes you, Sam.
I will say something about you fishtank niggers, I appreciate that you always stay confined to your thread and always put fishtank in the title. I've had that shit filtered for YEARS now and I almost never see fishtank related content. So thank you for doing that and not trying to spread your faggotry, please continue to do so and stop making threads like this one.
>>218254082Stopped watching back during season 1 when they cheated to get Damiel back.
>>218254082AHH GEEZ DUDE TEN DOLLAS?
>>218254423But he literally made the show and the only reason anyone watches this shit is for him
It still astounds me that Sam goes on and on about the demoralising ugliness of modernity and he genuinely produces videos with the most revolting aesthetic I've ever seen
>>218254082>this is your fault, viewer.based
>>218254423>>218254466and he owns like 80% of the company
put a piper on
Sam Hyde pulled this type of grift several times over for years, likely still does to this day. not surprised his zoomie prodigy is following suit.It basically goes "yeah we're rich we always say we're rich but expenses are a real thing and what we want to do is so ambitious and costly and you'll love it but it's not going to be worth our time or yours unless you contribute so buy the product before it's released and maybe it won't be released at all (see: KSTV2 or various other MDE projects promised shortly after WP's cancellation)"
>please fund our young women grooming project
>>218254276your brain is very smooth, are you from /r/buttcoin?
S1 was lightning in a bottle because Josie was cute and Jon was funny.I literally do not give a shit. Please stop making it.
fuck em lol
Nothing will capture the magic of S1.
>>218254444Sam is brave to sit behind a keyboard and influence others to do the heavy lifting in his revolution. Truly a hero.This dude is seriously so Jewish, he makes Rabis look like goys
I'm scared
>>218254082>ask for investors >get millions >waste it >use show as personal casting couch >begging for more money Don’t shoot let it burn
FUCK AROUND...
>>218254082>Pay walling something you want to succeedHow much were they charging? Also, was jet b& and v&?
Why would you believe a word this narcissistic sociopath says? >fell for it again award
>>218254453Schizo>>218254466Well not anymore
how does it feel to have a rolex in your face?
>>218254658>S1 was lightning in a bottle because Josie was cute and Jon was funny.>I literally do not give a shit. Please stop making it.Nobody gave a fuck about that shit besides trannies. AirSoftFatty was the ONLY thing carrying S1
So now that it's over, what was it anyway? Was it literally just "we put a bunch of lolcows in an apartment"? Didn't watch it.
https://youtu.be/PQoL70Ky6ro?si=oVHCrrmpzsL4M7Uw&t=360All Nick fans need to see what happens after the 6 minute mark
>>218255074he needs your help. are you just gonna turn your back on him now?
>>218254484I feel the same way about 'jaks and AI sloppa.
These dudes were the worst spammers on this board
>>218255263KEK what is wrong with this nigga he can never see how obnoxious he is
>>218254082Grift harder Rabbi hyde and jet methbaby neptroon. *sips Goldstriker coffee*
S5 is the last season btw. Jet is literally talking about finding apartments and becoming a streamer. This is just one last cashgrab before closing the doors.
>>218255263What a faggot
>>218255263Least greedy judenschwein. I can't wait until this bread and circus for goyims is cancelled.
>>218254082kwab
I haven't watched since season 2, post the hottest women.
/bb/ wins forever
>>218254423He's obsessed even though you're the one keeping track of that shit?
>>218255445
>>218255263What's with them and collecting shoes to display?
>>218255263Rollie in your face
>>218254082>one million to makeHow?
>>218255457Yes? Is there something wrong with me following the show I enjoy watching?
>>218255263isnt he a neet incel
No Sammy no watchy. Not paying to watch Jet Ineptune
>>218255616The hypocrisy. That's the worst thing.
>>218255074>>218255263
>>218255613They buy a new house every season then don't sell it afterward
>>218256001>median house cost is $400.000 to $500.000>own the landSo what do they dowith the other half?
>>218256084I think they paid about 600K for the season 2 house, and 1.3 mil for the season 3 house/bloodgames compound, and then there's some other lake house they bought for about a half mil too. As far as I know none of these have been sold.I don't know why fans don't press Jet and Bill "warm toilet seat" Ottman about this shit
>>218254082the antisemites are always the most jewish
>>218254444When he gets lynched for inciting treason, the livestream will be the biggest audience he’s ever had.
>>218256168Both the houses sold
>>218254484I thought that was the point. The aesthetic is satirical.
>>218256526Then why are they still begging for money like indians?
>>218254082how is sam's health these days? looks to me like he's about to die
>>218254082>this low effort lolcow reality slop costs 1 MillionMr. Trozky pls
>>218256629>It's okay when I do it, because I know that it's ugly, so actually it's funny instead of revolting.
>>218256629>my art is shit IRONICALLY, therefore it's oka very novel idea, I wonder if anyone thought of it before
Do people still give money to that one chug? He could just finance the show himself.
>>218255477Binx is the only winner out of all this lame bullshit
>>218254444memorize this if you're an artist guy
>>218254082and that's a good thing
>>218254444He isn't though.Why do you people lie so much?
>>218255198Some random unlicensed tattoo artist gave nick a tramp stamp when he was 14? Wtf was nick saying he got raped here?
>>218256629I just satirically shit my pants.
Jet knows the audience knows jet knows the audience knows jet is lying but what makes it funny is that jet knows the audience knows jet knows the audience knows he's lying.There's really no reason for any of this to exist anymore
>>218255238I can't fucking stand Jet, he's the caricature of that kid in the trailer park that's been chain smoking since he was 11.
>>218255263Fish tank fans have ALWAYS been faggot cucks like Sam
>>218256762I'm sure part of it is a jew ploy to get people to throw more money, but he's also infamous for wasting large amounts of money unnecessarily.
>>218256526Source?
>>218254102ssssssssssss
>>218254102S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S
>>218254082>We spend a million setting up everytime>We have not increased productivity in ANY capacity>We have not improved the product in ANY capacityGeez I dunno man, you see my back its killing me I can't afford it and I'm on these pills...
>>218255263The way Jet consistently refuses to put a period at the end of paragraphs, even in the official announcement image, is pissing me off.
>>218254444Word is pic related sent Sam into an impotent rage and now he's refusing to be a clown, which is all he's actually good at, in the hopes he'll be let into the "club". At the same time he can't/won't even go into the Epstein shitstorm because he knows people will bring up his own under-18 proclivities. Like, what is he doing. I guess the Harland Williams podcast incident really proved that the king has no clothes.
>>218257870your brown midget and his boyfriends are not a threat to anything
why is sam so bloated and sick looking lately
>>218257904sam hydeberg is angry the faggot spic excluded him from the grifter league
good. quirky normie shit wasnt good
>>218255446I love lauren
>>218255477binx is an ugly hag and a bad evil woman
>>218254082>>218255263>>218257761Knowing these dysgenic trannies won't spam this trash heap on /tv/ makes my pp the big pp
>>218258231yeah season 5 starts in two weeks though so too bad for you buddy
>>218255263Kind of cringey acting outraged that people won’t pay for your work only to lash out and end with a thinly veiled begging for their money.If what you have is so great then you shouldn’t have to beg for people to give you money. If your business model doesn’t work then change it or change the product. Not my problem your contrived reality tv show isn’t working out.
>>218256836she got like 30 view per stream>winner
>>218258154>latelyhe's been like that for 10 years
>>218258231it will take years to undo the damage they've done to /bant/ with every horrifying fishtank woman having their own general
>>218254082>fishtank costs a million to make>fishtank makes a millionhow?they rent out some house and find randos on Craig's listAlso, who the fuck is paying for this?
>>218254102Hawk Tuah.
>>218257870>Leg day skip crew
>>218258262This is going to be you in two weeks as is every fishtank fan
ar..are the shil threads over now?
Lemme guess , he never did his taxes.
So why did they take the video game down if they need money
So this was just a casting couch thing for Jet, right?
>>218258571One TTS message costs $30 and the shows gets constant tts. And of course the gifts are all even more
>>218258262I wonder how mad Jet is about the pond mogging him. Isn't there a fuck ton of shitcoin into fishtank and also investors? the company should be bankrupt
>>218254082>>218257761Season 1 it was $40, included extra cam, tokens, episodes (free on YT)Season 2 increased it $60 for the same. Added scummy autobilling Season 3 went to shit. still $60. No episodes.Season 4 lowered it to $10. "24/7" livestream only live from 10am to 10pm unless you pay. Added crypto gambling. Ended early.>why are people mad, we lowered it to $10>we're broke$870,000+ from investors$1,000,000+ earned each season
>>218259671hol up dis nigga got de facts
>>218259349Money laundering and tax writeoffs for Sam
>>218254082Thank god.
>>218258909I baked most of the threads during s3/s4 and I wish I were paid for it
>>218255477>about to be 34 >no plans to start a family (even said she would rip a baby out of her if she ever got pregnant)>hag comments in her chat had her visibly becoming insecure>just barely started producing music that gets 1k listeners
>>218254444>You should give the people who already want to remove you from office a reason to do everything they want. Take it from me, the guy who lost his TV show before season one even finished
>>218254082back in season 2 they goosed their website to make people buy the more expensive season pass even if they selected the cheaper option. my twitter handle is on the season 2 credits and these wiggers can all die in a fire.
UHM HELLO PAGING DR. SAMISA NIGGERFAGGOT
Shouldn't Sam be married with children to save the white race instead of begging 4channers for money.
joopy is the key to all this
>>218260795broken dingdong
>>218260795his kid is half asian
>>218258268Probably frustrating when poors whine about the thing you make being too expensive when it is 10$ a year.Is fishtank just not worth that? Never watched it.
>>218260795he's sam hyde he's not stupid enough to publicly disclose his wife and kid
>>218260995>>218261155fuuuuug
>>218259671meanwhile Big Brother switched to completely free feeds and obvious streamlinks to CBS we don't have to pay them a goddamn cent to continue being a fan
>>218255263I've watched every season of Fish tank and never paid a dime. If the show dies I'll watch something else. Cope and seethe and kys Jet
>>218261237They make more than enough from the paypigs forking over $30 for each TTS. But to answer your question, no, it really isn't. Even for free. The premise of a 24/7 big brother type show with more audience interaction, a chaotic atmosphere, and more off the wall humor + fucking with the participants is sort of interesting on paper. But from what I've seen there are at least two non-starters that ruin everything:1. Completely half-assing it. They don't plan out events or bits to keep things interesting and the few exceptions have less than zero thought and effort put into it. I can't overstate how lazily made this project is. You would get a more coherent plan if you rounded up some guys from a homeless shelter and asked them to brainstorm the season's content. 2. The real reason I dropped it was a certain sinister vibe that runs throughout the production. Whether it's hassle's bit going too far, Sam going Male Borderline Personality Mode and stalking participants around the complex trying to start an actual fight just so he'd have an excuse to break someone's face, or the wigger's kinda-sorta human trafficking subplot that became evident in S4 - it just made me feel really uniquely darkened and bad while watching some of the shit unfold and eventually, inevitably go to shit.
>>218261666>The premise of a 24/7 big brother type show with more audience interactionabsolutely satanic tripsaudience interaction ruins the game, because then the game becomes about sucking up to the audience you have to be locked in a house and have no idea what the audience thinks about you
>>218261545>say nigga>crew intervenes and kicks you outBB and Survivor were way cooler before the woke movement
Fish tank as a concept is beyond jewish and them thinking they are helping them is laughable.
I tried to watch and get into fishtank several times.But it's so unstructured, cringe, and "out there" that it never clicked for me. I sorta liked Sam and Nick but they became a lot less funny once I stopped smoking weed. I actually think fishtank could have succeeded if Sam and his main audience weren't so repulsed by normies and basic standards.
>>218261862you gotta watch live and hope they failits the only way
>>218261841just don't use racial slursthink them if you must but it's CBS
>>218254082Isn't he a multimillionaire from crypto and being a shiesty fuck in general? I dislike FT and Sam Hyde but I do enjoy the seething he causes.Anyway, are people falling for this panhandling?
i'm a huge jet neptune fan.
>>218261545That show is literally for women.>cries bc they miss someone or someshitThe idea for fishtank came from IcePoseidon prison streams.Ice's last prison event had tear gas, paintballs, mace, tasers, torture methods, $3 tts, all live, and free if you just wanna watch. THATS how its done.
Fishtank stopped being funny when the wigger crew priotizied using it as tinder over running a show
>>218254082Well you get what you fucking deserve.
>>218261914If I see you irl I'm kicking the shit out of your chubby dyke looking ass, jet
>>218261914We know.
We are Jason Goldstriker. We carry the flame.
Reminder that Scam Hyde cried tears of soi when Kirk was killed and wants your life monitored by Palantir
>>218263016Sam is going to have to try a lot harder if he wants to be in the same room as Andrew Tate
>>218254082i've never paid a single dollar to mde or fishtank, and i never will.my friend once donated to mde, and said so in youtube comments, and they crucified him in the comments section, and he's hated mde ever since. a fact that warms my heart.
>no more simptankmods are fags btw
>>218255263This nigga neva heard of ads?
>>218263465Why would he use ads if he can parasite off of 4chan by having the wigger crew spam general threads 24/7 constantly?That's been Sam's business model for almost a decade now.
I got a project cooking up for the weekend. Should be ready before Season 5.
>>218254082This faggot will never, ever recover from getting absolutely felted and annihilated by that Canadian boomer on his podcast. I'm surprised they could broadcast such a comprehensive raping.
>>218257080No, he’s the loser incel who thought the trailer park kid chainsmoking was the coolest kid in the world and tried to become him as an adult.
>>218263493Damn you dumb I mean running ads on fish tank
faggots
>>218264045>hire the least funny/talented guy ever to take the heat off of himself and his own incompetence >the show turns to shit for obvious reasonsJet can’t make a single move without fucking everything up, it’s written in the stars.
>>218261841It's honestly better than inviting r/mde spergs who say "nigger" proudly then stare at the camera for approval from the audience like they do on Fishtank.
Jet Neptune's sister, the lovely Jupiter Neptune
>>218255263I get up at 0400 for a run even months into unemployment
>>218255263literally anyone who criticizes him lives in his head rent free
>>218257870Pretty sure he's already in the club and was inducted like 8 years ago.
>>218254082I cannot properly conceive of the sort of sad bored retard who would ever have watched it. I saw one abridged youtube video clickbaiting with "the WILDEST show ever made!" and even condensed into 2 minutes nothing happened and it was a waste of my time.
>>218255477Can somebody explain how this whore makes money? She can afford traveling all the time and going to retard cosplay parties where she dresses up like an idiot clown. Does the cunt have whales in her chat that cover all expenses? I can understand Taylor and Letty being extremely successful and having a bunch of shills but this hag? Come on.
>>218264491Like 98% of these types of women and instagram whores get sugar daddies and whore themselves out.
>>218254484Because the trad stuff is just a coping seethe he's adopted because of rejection from the mainstream. He's an artistic type and likes being transgressive and new. Even his relationships are obviously anything but traditional. Back in the day they talked about giving their stand up audience free mdma or similar. I don't mind that, you need some of that personality for art, but his trad thing is just another attempt at rebellion.
>>218254082Translation: we will do a new low effort season of this slop and we have the money to do it, but fuck you paypigs, pay us moreNo one who is actually broke would say shit like this. Either you have the money or you don't. If you have the money then here is the date, here is what will happen, please buy passes. If you don't have the money it's cancelled or here is a goal for how much we need to raise to keep going.No one says ''I am broke, fuck you give me money'' unless they are lying to you. So if they don't have the money, how many passes do people have to buy? What happens if people buy the passes but they don't raise enough money? Not stated, because they have the money.This is a low IQ scam. While it brings you in some money, it ruins your reputation and people think you are broke so investment and interest dies down. This is DSPmaxxing.
>>218255194Yeah, that's what it wasThere was an attempt at gamifying it with tasks and challenges but it was all laughably feeble and cack-handed.
>>218256526Then where the money atThe market has only been going up
>fishtank>in 2026https://www.reddit.com/r/fishtankislive/post here you fags
>>218264045holy shit dude built like a black lunch lady lmaoooo
>>218264551when everything did come together, it was great
>>218262872>not asking just curiyus (sic)
>>218254082Isn't this like that big brother show or something like that? Those shows should all be canceled. It's cancer.
>>218264487I'm convinced no more than twelve people watch this
>>218264045I don't get it
Remember when Sam told his audience to report people’s Charlie Kirk’s jokes so they’d get fired from their jobs?
>>218266780sounds based to me
>>218266780He did it as projection for what he thinks Tim did to him (keyword thinks)
>>218266136This. Such degenerate shows should die out ASAP, this is actually a good thing.
paypigs will cover them
>>218256350All Sam had to do was build the gorilla nest.
>>218254082A friendly reminder not to reward Amerikikes for their degeneracy.Think of all the good things you could do with a million dollars, and ask yourself why they choose to do this.
>>218254082OH NO!Anyway
>>218254082>p-please give me more moneyfuckin' hell sam.
>don't fire retarded wiggers>semi-successful property goes down in flamesA tale as old as whenever the wiggers were hired.
>>218254460This isn't actually a fishtank nigger thread. These are the sam hyde schizo thread posters. Like half the images in these threads are posted in all of their hyde threads.>one has bare mobile filenames>one uses the unix timestamp randomizer despite posting the same images
>>218266940And not get overpowered and owned by a 60 year man.
This is what the fucking board looked like during that shit show and the jannies were power tripping banhammering anyone who didn't want to see 15 fucking threads about some jew garbage internet faggotry clogging up the fucking catalogue. Fuck this fucking show, hope their servers catch the fucking fuck on fire.
>>218263429I find it fucking hilarious that same dipshits who cried for decades about participation trophies now have to watch as the giant baby they voted into the White House gladly accepts them. >>218263964Kek
>>218254082Zero cultural impact.
>>218267959seething liberal
>>218267959It's been confirmed that the threads were paid forcheck /g/ archives
>>218268027
>>218268273
>>218267003>>218267574>40 minute gap between postsYep, the thread's being astroturfed. The show isn't over (unfortunately) it's just a threat to make you buy passes. This whole thread is just a fucking ad.
>>218268354the fact that the mod didnt delete it despite having 27 reports on it should yell you everything
>>218254082I'll give them this, Fishtank s1 had a time and place as an idea coming out of covid. In a sense its like a meta-commentary on being a young person in lockdown. Trying to make it an ongoing thing and a new season every 6 months is retarded af.
>>218268354This isn't reddit. You can stop crying and go to any other thread. No one is stopping you, faggot.
>>218254082>our business model is bad. this is your fault somehow.
>>218268280That you Luna? >>218262872
>>218268354The people who make these threads accidentally leaked their social media a while back and they do in fact actually hate Sam Hyde.
>>218268804Got any pics or links?
>>218268832He won't, the last time they tried this they literally made shit up and invented a fart fetishist out of thin air to blame.
>>218256526show us the sold links on zillow
>>218261730That sounds lame, the more interaction the better. Audience can manipulate situations, pay to harass or help contestants, and lie to them live.
reminder that we are streaming the pirate streams on jetneptune.com
>>218254082Soon Sam Hyde won't be able to pay the kiwi gangstalkers he has on payroll
People paid to see this?
>>218264507It’s just part of the grift. Larping as trad when he has a history of trying to pay trannies for sex, and all the weird sexual fetish shit he is into as evidenced by tons of leaked DMs. HTBTUSG book was filled with all kinds of degenerate transgressive stuff like yaoi hentai and gay porn.
>>218268973this faggot actor was never funny
On the one hand I hope jet dies and his wigger self important cancer is eliminated from MDE, on the other hand I don’t want bad ideas to feel like he won or had anything to do with fishtanks downfall (because he didn’t).
>>218254082>world peace is cancelled>war with iran starts>fishtank breakspottery
Sam should have built the damn gorilla nest
>>218270215>badideasMaybe if he feels like he won he'll stop spamming the catalog. I don't know how that nigger has lasted this long. There's years worth of nearly daily threads with the same 20 pics being posted accompanied by nearly identical phrases. I've seen him in random unrelated threads too. He's baskinfaggot-tier.
>>218270895He has nothing going on in his life he lives in a trailer in the middle of the desert has no friends no gf (because he is hideous) and is an alcoholic. He still harasses josie to this day and thinks if he keeps sending her stuff in the mail and spamming her DMs she will eventually marry him? He still thinks if he is given a “private conversation” with her that his 100 speech skills will convince her to go live on his trailer with him and indulge his bdsm fetishes (that he also projects onto her)
>>218254102<s>Fuck that stupid grifter gorilla and his gay web show
>>218271059https://www.reddit.com/r/50501ContentCorner/comments/1nhk3eb/the_far_right_can_dish_it_out_but_they_cant_take/Interesting subreddit. Most of the political spam threads seem to be using images pulled directly from here. I actually haven't heard about this group before. Apparently a "grassroots" shilling campaign.
when the youtuber died i cried and cried and begged the epstein cabal to take control over my government
>>218271192He spams his schizo images with freemason shit everywhere. It was discovered through the various 4chan board archives that he has posted on every single board and frequently essay posts about the freemasons trying to recruit him or this one furfaggot porn maker he hates for some reason. When you expose him he tries to lie and say it’s not him but when proof is posted he cracks and spazzes and says the freemasons have back doors into his computer and that’s how I am finding him, but he posts exactly the same everywhere he goes and makes every board local hate him because he’s an insufferable whiner. He confuses everyone hating him with a grand conspiracy that also involves jews too
>>218264045>>218265390how the fuck do you get this build? pure sugar? no meat on his shoulders at all
>>218271327>his schizo imagesThey make you seethe so they're working.
>>218271469No his evil behavior made me seethe but I gave up stalking him after trying to warn one of the coworkers he doxes and makes death threats about frequently. The FBI also didn’t care about my tip off with hard evidence of international law breaking so fuck it who cares not my problem anymore.
>>218271327Do you mean >>218271059, badidea, or the reddit fag? I haven't seen anything about masons, it's usually about peter thiel, sam hyde, trump, or various forums like kiwi. I have seen the sam hyde spammers cry that they were being doxxed when people post archive screencaps showing them posting the same image 500 times, but that seems to be a bog standard spammer response.
>>218271668Idk about that ask /bant/ I haven’t been in the know for a few months now
>>218271725>/bant/Interesting, these two twitterfags I found post about both /bant/ and /tv/ a lot. They also seem to post every forced meme on /tv/. Also a lot of white female indian male interracial propaganda. They interact with each other and the 'official leftypol twitter account' so I think they're bunkerchan faggots who came here in 2021-2022 to astroturf and spam. >fuqelonmusk>The_killd0zer
>>218271311why would you do that?
>>218270041I wouldn't call it a grift. I think he probably believes it, but as said only because being trad was the counter-culture for a while.
>>218271834/bant/ is like the core of fishtank every sycophant goes there to post about drama or simp for the girls. They also post on /tv/ when the show is airing so that makes those two places the mecca of fishtank memes. Even jet was whining about /bant/ a bunch because everyone there fucks with him and fishtank so effectively
>>218268973QRD on this jet nepstien vid?
>>218271880I'm pretty certain they're not fishtank threads as every mention of Sam Hyde they've made were seetheposts.
>>218254082How does it cost a million goddamn dollars to record a bunch of retards fucking around in a house for six weeks?
>>218271939Oh idk then everyone there hates both Sam and jet at this point I don’t think they even like fishtank they are just addicted to the drama. I was myself I had to pull myself away from that shit because it was wasting so much of my time endlessly talking about pointless drama
>>218254082>pls donate goys need more shekels
Most programmes have billionaire backing, this is why the system is corrupt. Even if you launch eventually you will bleed money because people want things for free.
>>218272277Sam hyde is literally the right hand man of peter theil you fucking nazi
>>218267959fishtank is a blast
>>218273558>fishtank is a blastBack during Season 2 it was, now its played out and lame.
>>218273558>>218273571the threads are funner than the show
fishtank was always very painful because they had the lightning in a bottle spark but never learned and stayed insanely lazyyou reap what you sow
>>218273674>the threads are funner than the showNo they aren't. Only fagots who say "kek" think the threads are good.
>>218273693kek ok jet
>>218273674yeah
ellie
>>218273693Jet why are you so mad we uncovered and exposed that you supplied a high school girl with drugs and alcohol so she would fuck you and your friends? And don’t forget being “predatory low key” by trying to get her to traffic her high school friends to your lake house for sex. It’s literally all on a cops body cam too lol
>6 seasons produced>no custom decor>no camera wall>starting with less than half the amount of people a normal reality show casts>no game>no planput the sandwich in the bag
>>218273796calling bitchtank a season is a joke
this 18 year old has herpes for the rest of her life now because of jet's groomingwhen she is 50 kids will ask: aunt ellie what is that on your lip? and she will be reminded again
>>218273732you think paras is celebrating today?
>>218264045he cute
>>218273837Nasty skank was only in a t shirt when the cop arrived to do the welfare check. Willing to bet she wasn’t even wearing anything until they made her come down stairs
>bloodgames 2
>>218264491Binx is hot
>>218273837>grooming>18why are you /bant/ fags so cringe
>>218254082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LiI6poe3QE
>>218273902
>>218273904They started crashing out once their fishtank waifus started falunting their boyfriends.
cracker ass crackers get the rope
>>218273837How the fuck do you get groomed by fucking Jet Neptune of all people though
>>218273904>come on my show>I’ll let you win>we can party with big name industry people>ill teach you how to code>ill let you live with meThese are grooming techniques and he used them on literally every girl on the show
>>218273931I feel that this is meant to be erotic but that facial expression to me reads like I'm a manager of a small business and she wants to return an opened item without the receipt
>>218273976Stop being a weird faggot. All they had to say was cool but im not touching your dick.What was jet going to do rape them in front of Ben?
>ill teach you how to code
>>218254082I’m so glad this is true fish tank generals I spit on your grave
>>218261204>>218261266he's not with Christine anymore and baby is dead, why else do you think he has been checked out since season 1 and was crying at the end of it?
>>218274025>AND THEN HE PULLED OUT A HDMI CABLE LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKIN NERD
>>218274011>alone in a room full of guys you don’t know that are prey on retards for a living and you are drugged up and unable to consent There’s a reason why jet ran away to Georgia from Rhode Island after the lake house welfare check
>>218274025I meant edit but whatever it’s still bullshit
>>218274030Ws this based or cringe?
>destroyed wall is iconic>never set up a relatively simple fake wall so you can bust it later>triple stair bed and goon cave are fan favorites>never build anything
>>218274134>sociopath that wrangles tards to do free work for your cult masters (Sam and jet)At least he fucked josie, or at least bad ideas thinks he did and it will forever make him seethe
How is this garbage /tv/ related again?
>>2182740514MB limit!LFG!
>>218274130Cringe and Im cringe for being in those threads and still remembering that he was talking all sorts of shit about disrupting the house then he drove by like he was embarassed and barely turned up his shitty car stereo.
>hop in, we're going for a road trip
>>218274130Was this the literal redditor that got doxxed?He had his plates in a reddit post
which table are you sitting at?
>>218255263>"NOOOOOO!!! YOU FAGGOTS NEED TO FUND MY BPD WHORE RECRUITMENT DRIVE! I CAN'T GET LAID IF DON'T HAVE A SHOW TO PROMISE THEM E-FAME WITH!"
>>21827430913 Easy
>>218274263The only people visiting these threads when there's no ongoing show are redditors having a perpetual conniption about sam hyde mocking indians and broken schizos like badideas
>>2182743099,10,13, and 14 seem chillhitting on fat girls with freddy at table 8 is also a good option
>>21827430910 or 14. Too many unbearable males at the other tables with cool girls.
>>218274550When is she going to finally do nudes
>>218257870if they were a band they would be called "the brown bunch"
>>218274309>putting fatty with two best girlsdiabolical
>>218274579idk if she'll ever go nudeshes posted pics in some pretty revealing bikinis before tho
>>218274658Yeah it’s time for that Filipina slut to start doing nudes and taking BWC pov
>>218274550its so embarrassing watching these pick me's wear trump slop to get attention
>>21827430914 I always knew Josie was dtf despite what her simps said.14 was probably also when she lost that v card.
>>218274705Its just a jokeIf she really wanted attention she would post more pics of her little brown ass
>>218254082>sam hyde gone from show?>neptunian storytelling only?>dump it.This show doesn't cost one million dollars to produce, even paying your crew like 50k/year each which I don't presume you come close to. The prize for the show is nowhere close to a million, and your real estate agent friend Nick absolutely could come up with a property, even if you had to entirely buy a new house each season (which you don't), you would still not be spending 1 million on a multi-story house if you did not set out to do that. Now the blame is placed at the feet of the consumer that Jet is a retard who presumably ate the remainders of the million dollars earned a season.
>>218274537Are you in the buck broken schizo category? Wtf r u talking about
>>218274945Read the last two words of the sentence and there's an example you knuckle scraping retard.
>>218275038I'm good, you type like a faggot
Love this show
>>218254082What is this show about and why are there constant threads about it on /tv/?
>>218275347this is a summary pretty muchhttps://x.com/fishtankislive/status/2023951871514149321
>>218275364wrong link. I meant this (trailer)https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/2027573383261544585
>>218254082>jet actually thought he could have a career outside of riding sam's coattailsJet, no one likes you, you ugly fuck. No one gives a shit about you and no one is going to give you money unless Sam is involved. You should've just knew your place stuck to VFX work and stayed behind the camera. Get fucked, idiot.
>>218254082KWABOTY
will there be hot girls on s5
>>218274808Jet's working at Subway, bro, you have to give them $10.
negative nancy thread
>>218276722we are all hyped for season 5