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the guy has lost a few brain cells, i don't remember him being like this in the early 2000s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K9RDZg4y7o
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>>218269968
>the guy has lost a few brain cells
he never had that many to begin with desu
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Capture the flag broke him
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>>218269999
This. That flag wrecked him. Then he lost his wife and kid. Now he's trying to act like he's a cholo as his shit falls further apart
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>>218269990
he looked smarter at some point, but maybe you're right

https://youtu.be/eHjysNU8bUk?si=OtjMFYj07n7O3Ype&t=58
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>>218270021
>act like he's a cholo
Hes not acting. Hes good in his hood.
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>>218269968
The older he gets the more he starts to look like me. I am 10+ years younger than him too, it's so weird.
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>>218270063
many such cases
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>>218270063
He's over compensating for being a child actor
No street cred.
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Why is he trying to talk like some hardcore gangbanger and why is he so fucking angry all the time?
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>>218270164
He is a valid Harpy. Go to Los Angeles and tell those spics otherwise, I dare you.
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>>218269968
He's right in that rehab isn't going to solve his problems and that it's probably something mental. Getting diddled in hollywood will really do a number on your psyche.
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>>218269968
His smart ideas include:
>getting into a pissing contest with /pol/
>doing a vid where he's locked in a cage with a beautiful little girl, both wearing skintight suits.
He was always a goof.
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>>218270208
Has he tried not being an asshole?
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>>218270180
He's trying to fit in and harken back to his roots growing up in Los Angeles. He's trying to act like he's just a poor, disadvantaged homeboy when he was really a rich child actor for Disney
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>>218270208
Rehab is shit because all it does is steal money from you to be sober, not really since people make money sneaking shit into even the fancy expensive rehabs, and the group therapy is just an excuse to share druggie stories and hook up wirh other druggies.
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>>218270217
He's one of the first exemples of the "performative man".
The social media driven, libtard female validation driven, failing at adulting, performative man.
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>>218269968
>this is your brain on drugs
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Shia LaBeouf just got hit with more legal troubles ... police in New Orleans reportedly issued a new warrant in connection to his bar brawl early Mardi Gras morning on Feb. 17.

The warrant was issued Friday and involves an additional victim from the physical altercation that went down involving the Disney alum at R Bar in the French Quarter, WWL Louisiana reports, citing multiple sources
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>>218270280
You would know troon
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>>218269968
SAY CHRIST IS LORD
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>>218269968
Khamenei is dead. Just making sure you heard the news in a random HWNDU thread.
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>>218270280
Beating the shit out of his black gf and being as wasted and paranoid as a /druk/ poster doesnt sound very performative to me. It sounds like typical hood brownoid shit.
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>>218270351
he's pretending to be a nigger
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>>218270380
>constantly in trouble with the law
>white baby momma and kid he neglects
>beats up his black gf
>always stays strapped
>starting shit in NOLA like hes from Magnolia
He deserves an Oscar for his method. He is the lightest skinned nigger ever.
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He's just the real version of Kendall Roy: your typical Schizoid Jewish kid who tries way too hard to act cool. A perfect lolcow.
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>>218270345
KWAB
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>We shared a blanket. We also shared meals, we got quite intimate actually. Black kid. What the fuck was his name?.. Older cat.
KEK
it's kino
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>>218269968
>Having a lot of brain cells means letting gay men sexually assault you
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>>218269968
>lost
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>>218270345
Didn't believe it 3 hours ago and I still don't believe it.

Show me the body.
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>>218270345
>HWNDU
Ya got me
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that boy drank himself stupid.
pretty sure he's got Wet Brain or Korsakoffs
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>>218269968
amazing schizo interview, still trying to figure if he's on something or just completely fried
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>>218269968
>40 year old man saying bro every other sentence
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>>218269968
HE SOUNDS LIKE A DRUNK BLACK MAN
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>>218270280
Sure thing, Nick
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>>218269968
This is kino, the Mike Piazza part is hilarious.
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>>218269968
these losers who turn themself black lmao
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>>218269968
Can't wait to read about this sub human getting murdered in jail in a few years time. Fuck him.
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i hate both of these people
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>>218271470
I didnt get that far. I got to the part were he excused himself to the host because he wanted to quote something.
I thought he was going to drop some faggy poetry shit and then he namedrops GK Chesterton and calls it that real hood shit.
That shit killed me havent seen a bit that good intentional or untentional in years
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>>218271535
I liked when he said:
>God is gonna move me around.
that's a mug worthy quote.
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why does he talk like a 14 year old wigger
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>>218271605
because he's half-cut
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I feel like I'm disassociating watching this shit
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he's spun out as fuck. this reminds me of those infamous charlie sheen interviews when he was off his fucking gourd, just no sensational soundbytes, insetad fucking rambling and babbling
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When is the Matan interview?
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>>218271650
C'mon. That's three beers deep after a week of rougher nights.
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>>218271618
>he's half-cut
do you mean his penis?
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>>218271605
>why does he talk like a 14 year old wigger
20 years of alcoholism + over-compensating for being a disney kid
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He’s clearly a child abuse victim. I don’t think he’s a bad person just because he’s clearly troubled.
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>turning 40 in a few months
>recently divorced with a small kid
>more or less blacklisted in hollywood
its pretty obvious whats going on no matter what he wants to say. he's depressed and self destructive.
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>>218271863
>over-compensating for being a disney kid
I don’t think it’s that. Between Disturbia and Transformers he proved himself capable of being a leading man. Something happened during the filming of Eagle Eye that broke him psychologically.
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>>218271984
Shia Labeouf Mel Gibson and Zahler link up.
Think about it...
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>>218270039
Too many drugs and primary friend group being full of weird artists really did a number on him.
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>>218269968
>oh shit is that a ladybug
>oh dawg I killed it

>kind of a weird tetris
>be proximate for your kids
>i don't know why im even drinking this shit
>jail will be another adventure
>i got to alcoholics anonymous to learn how to drink better and know god more

that was within 2 minutes, is this the next Alex Jones interview?
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>>218269968
>im in the southsider gang
>my keyholder is named Cardejo
>im a t shirt salesman
>they talked about jumping me but said you're 36 man its too silly
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>>218272075
>>218272101
He’s the greatest entertainer of our generation and it’s not even close.
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>>218269968
I watched Even Stevens religiously when I lived in Miami because Disney or Nickelodeon or whatever the fuck was the only channel that wasn’t in Spanish. I thought he was going to be the next Tom Hanks winning Oscars every year. I gooned to the girl that played his older sister and when she appeared naked in that Stir Of Echos sequel that was it, I actually ripped my penis off and threw it at the tv.
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>my baggage lands before I get there
What a bar goodness gracious
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is this the fate of all alcoholics ?
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>>218269968
>I felt infringed upon, in terms of my proximity
>and I'm not hurting nobody. There's two, three people I hurt and I'm gonna deal with that
>I aint pushing the line bro i was in holes
>“I’m good with gay, but go be gay over there though, don’t be gay in my lap”
>“Every time I think about me I’m unhappy.”
>"my baggage kinda lands before i get there"
>I don't know how to get to joy
>There is no talent. There is only pushups."
>Look at this shape - I look like I’m thinking so hard”
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>>218269968
ourguy through and through
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>>218272167
Its fuxking surreal. I can picture it in my head. The local cops whispering to the woadies in New Orleans jail that Shia is about to hit the unit pass it along.
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>>218272174
WHAT A LIFE
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>I had a grandmother, who was a lesbian
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>>218269968
>rambling egoistical schizobabble about how he's humble but also in the know but also street but also philosophical and "gets it" but also doesn't
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>>218272187
this interview is an instant classic
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>>218272187
>“I’m good with gay, but go be gay over there though, don’t be gay in my lap”
is he wrong?
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Hopped up manlets are so tiresome.
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>>218269968
>loses brain cells
>becomes christian
figures
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>>218272298
He's 5'9"
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>>218272262
He’s not that’s the thing. He’s kindly expressing that he accepts your alternative lifestyle just don’t disrespect his physical boundaries by groping him
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>>218272355
>He's 5'9"
isn't that what we're talking about?
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>>218272365
Statistically average, not a manlet
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>>218269968
The GOAT
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>>218272372
lmao okay dude
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>>218272355
Sure he is.
He looks 5'4 in all the photos and movies I've ever seen him in and that's with lifts.
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>>218270021
>DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS
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you think megan fox talks of shia lebouf like Natalie portman talks of Moby? Just completely embarassed and ashamed and pretending like it never happened?
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>>218270208
>>218270242
Rehab is misunderstood and misused by celebrities who think they can complete a 5 week course and be cured of their addictions. The detox is just the beginning and you have to commit to serious lifestyle changes after leaving.
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>>218272425
>The detox is just the beginning and you have to commit to serious lifestyle changes after leaving.
Then what's the point quitting drinking if you live a shitty boring life after that?
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>>218271573
every other sentence is quotable
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>>218272372
4chan is mostly populated by 6ft+ white fit giga chads with thick 9"+ dicks. you should know this by now anon. no manlets or minorities here, no sir.
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>>218272355
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>>218272464
women wear heals when they do a dress
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>>218269968
He was jewish in his ambition, but intellectually 100% goy - ruinous combo
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>I remember trying to get Mike Piazza's autograph, motherfucker
Putting this on my fridge
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>>218272486
And men wear lifts
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>>218272486
do a dress?
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>>218270443
>lightest skinned nigger ever
So in other words a jew.
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>>218272442
Nta but who said anything about quitting? Just have a drink but in moderation. If you can't do that, you clearly have other issues that you covering up with alcohol. You should quit drinking until you get said issues sorted.
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>>218272520
>recovering alcoholics
>drinking
>ever
lol

lmao even

doesn't know any alcoholics or addicts award
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>>218272425
you're supposed to be like me and stop getting the urge to drink after getting a traumatic brain injury

there's a subtle art to inflicting brain damage. you have to hit the skull with the 2x4 at just the right angle with just the right momentum. it is a science that will not be perfected for another 50 years
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>>218272464
/tv/'s manlet investigation unit hard at work, i see
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>>218272550
Are you serious? Because I met a guy at AA that wanted to be my sponsor and then he went missing for a month because he got brain damage from drinking.
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>>218272587
i'm dead serious. most brain damage is bad, i know, but i got the good kind
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this just shows he's a real one, keeping it local and keeping it real bro
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>>218272601
I only brought it up because I think TBIs are a meme unless you got stomped out or got into a serious traffic accident.
The guy I mentioned seemed fine when all was said and done.
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>>218272355
5'9" is king of the manlets isn't it? It's not even double digit inches, truly pathetic.
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>>218272636
wasn't a meme for me. i tripped while walking back from the beer store and broke my fall with my face. i don't remember it happening, i woke up in the hospital, if no one found me lying unconscious and called an ambulance i don't wanna know what would've happened.

>try not to be unconscious for too long. it's super bad for you.
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>>218272668
5'10"-5'11" was considered king of manlets tier like over a decade ago.
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>>218272546
I had my first drink in 2 years 3 weeks ago. The three years prior to that I got drunk once every two/three months.The fifteen years prior to that were spent drinking a litre of vodka a night. I will probably not drink till Xmas again. You don't know wtf you're talking about. The addicts you know are just weak willed shitty people.
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It’s impossible to hate on him because he’s seemingly incapable of lying.
>im desperate to connect to people
>I don’t know how to feel joy
>the rigidity of recovery leads to unhappiness
>every time i think about myself, i am unhappy
>in a way I'm just a japanese chicano
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>>218272678
Yeah it is a meme and you are just retarded before and after der Sturz.
The guy I knew went into a withdrawal seizure and smashed his head on the floor then when he started tweaking he smashed his head into a concrete bank which woke him up and he was the same.
Stop being a skulllet and keep your brain hydrated retard anon. Barring that wear a skateboard helmet everywhere.
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>>218272747
that's the best height to have
you can pull off shorter/taller but it's not as aesthetically balanced
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>>218269968
>Yo, Shia. I know you went crazy on that bitch, but I want you to know that I forgive you, man. You're just as much of a victim here and it takes courage to come admit your mistakes, bro.
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>>218269968
>I'm good with gay. Be gay over there though, not in my lap
He's a real 1 for that
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>>218272842
tell that to modern women who think they all deserve 6'5" brooding chads.
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>>218272755
i think you just have brain damage more likely since you don't seem to have any issues giving out potentially dangerous advice.
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>>218269968
Horrible fashion sense
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>>218272767
>withdrawal seizure
lmao, fucking amateur
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>>218272767
you sound like a total scuffed loser
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>>218270164
he is a legit cholo, dumbass
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>>218273154
>scuffed
Y u so pressed unc Fs in the chat Cx
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nigga was raped
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>>218270180
>why is he so fucking angry all the time?
trauma changes a person
man craves authenticity and freedom but modern people exist
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BREAKING NEWS
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Shiabros.... it happened again.... it's fucking over.........
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>>218269968
>says he "feels small"
>immediately follows that up with him often getting groped by gay guys and that driving him crazy
>then immediately follows that up with an off hand remark about his father getting raped by his cousin
This is an indirect confession to getting molested by Shia, isn't it?
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He is a Jewish theater kid trying to be a black guy from the hood. Common thing.
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>>218273533
man I can see why mexicans like him
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Man he's looking old
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he fucked dasha
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>>218273533
I don't know why he wouldn't just say he was molested if this were the case. He runs his mouth on about every minute detail of his life.
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>>218269968
Dang I never thought he was short and could have a Napoleon Complex and I looked it up and he was 5'9". I guess..

Then I saw him next to that zoomer and he was so short. JFC zoomers are so fucking tall man I feel short outside too every zoomer is average 6'1" does every boomer put their kids on HGH god damn.
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>>218269968
kek
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>>218269968
>Shia Labeouf cut his own face, had teeth pulled, and refused to shower during the production of 'Fury'
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>>218272767
Kek
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This dude looks really rough, he's only 39 and looks this old already.
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>>218272464
She would look better with her husband Daniel.
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>>218272765
This is true he comes across a genuine

>>218272755
This
These people are making shit up
You always have a choice
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>>218273533
Fraid so. He got Nashed.
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>>218273667
thats what happends when you druk and smoke plus genes
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>>218273199
tell us another dumb story about your ugly junkie friends you fucking loser
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>>218273446
>>218273511
>>218273619
I feel like..he’s trying to punish himself.
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>>218273675
>You always have a choice
the whole bit about 4chan originally being smart people/nerds pretending to be retarded which then inevitably invites actual retards like you to think they're welcome here is more relevant than ever nowadays.
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I’m honestly surprised by all the comments on YouTube and even here and fortune. Is TV full of fucking Normies? The guy make some of the coffee mugs that sounds kind of funny, but it’s pretty obvious to get what he means. He also says a lot of things that are actually pretty deep and a lot of people are probably never considered because they’re stuck in their normal existence just licking the ass of their personal Steinburg in the office.

The guy looks pretty good for his age. He’s rather handsome. He is charismatic. He’s being totally open and talking about some really interesting topics, not making Smalltalk are promoting his stupid fucking podcast or something. He’s totally real, he drops some shit and homophobia. I was just about nothing more you could ask from the guy, he’s legit as f
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>>218273711
Say, whatever you want, faggot, you’re the dumb chimpNigbor, who literally can’t stop himself after having two beers. What the fuck is wrong with you? Where is your willpower? How do you look at yourself in the mirror? How does it feel to be part chimp and part Nigbor?
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>>218273735
esl tourist post. go back to whatever fucking retarded hole you came from cocksucker.
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>>218270529
I thought that was Holly Johnson of "Frankie Goes to Hollywood"
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>>218273755
That was dictation
LeBouef is legit, I’d go have beers with him
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>>218273711
addicts aren't a thing
you're just a dumb loser with zero discipline or self control
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>>218273772
I thought addicts were real for a while cause my dad was a drug addict and alcoholic and went to rehab something like 32 times over the course of like 15 years, it was insane. He did all the AA shit and everything and just kept relapsing, because its not his fault right its a fucking disease or whatever.

Then he had a heart attack and has been completely sober for 10 years now, no AA or programs or other bullshit. Weird how a near death experience can suddenly cure that "disease"
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>>218269968
>i felt infringed upon in terms of my proximity
why is this upper class rich white dude trying to talk Black?
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>>218269968
>Obama if he Jew
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>>218269968
Nah his brain is fine. He's just in alcoholic mode.
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>>218273619
It's the kind of interview you see as someone "last interview" and then you find out the OD'ed or killed themselves.

Like the last interview of Aaron Carter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8QhOVju58k
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>>218273991
Internalized racial self-hate
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>>218269968
Damn, I didn't realize he was this bad. How do you fix someone like this?
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>>218273772
This is low even for 4chins
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>>218274084
Wtf Aaron Carter died
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>>218270180
he is pretending to be some gritty LA kid that grew up on the streets. he loves to say "i'm from echo park before it was cute" when the reality is he's a jewish nepo baby child actor who has been rich and famous since he was a kid
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>>218270180
>Take a bunch of drugs and drink
>People get mad at you
>People make fun of you
>Autists on 4chan fuck with you for sport
>A lot of the abuse is excessive
>You have to address your mental issues and addictions in front of the whole world
Gosh anon, I wonder
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>>218274113
Drowned in his bathtub on drugs.
His best arch is when he did Onlyfans tho.
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>>218274100
You must be in hell then because trying to defend junkies is dork behaviour.
Let niggers whether in mind body or spirit be junkies but spare everyone else with the therapyspeak and pop sci talking points trying to make excuses for these cunts.
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Is he still Catholic?
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>>218274091
hes trying to talk with a black accent though. i dont remember him ever sound like that before. its like britney when she did that english accent
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>>218273511
CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL OF THE WASTED AND WOUNDED
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>>218274199
Yes
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>>218274084
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>>218269968
he's a tryhard fag desperate or legitimacy he thinks being a weak ass alcoholic bitch is cooler than weak ass bitch
some jews just want to be black
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>>218269968
Louis Stevens would never
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>>218269968
Honestly seems like schizophrenia more than being wasted.
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>>218274133
>those narrow shoulders
It's just not possible for someone like that to look tough
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>>218274820
>guy mentions multiple times that he's sick of over analyzing his own thoughts
you've got a female mindset like a little bitch desu and you have never seen schizophrenia in your life if you think this is what it looks like
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>>218274910
I literally had a family member with it. It was exactly like this entire interview. Fucking idiot.
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>>218274133
only a few months away from becoming middle aged and he already looks like a 60 year old electrician with a drinking problem. how
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>>218271991
He was shilled HARD for a while. Like everything from Wall Street 2 to the new Indiana Jones movie had him as a major character.
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>>218274820
>>218274910
Multiple times he said "Shut up" when Andy didn't even say anything. He also felt the need to get up several times and threw a punch randomly as he left. If he's not schizophrenic, he has some serious demons.
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>>218272668
>>218272747
>>218272842
>>218272957
5'7 is king, 5 8 and 9 are average. 5 10 is slightly above average.
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>>218272747
>5'10"-5'11" was considered king of manlets tier like over a decade ago.
lol no it wasn't
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>>218272486
Look at his heels, that adds an inch. Unless VanderWaal is wearing fetish shoes that makes the foot basically straight up and down that's not possible.

I think that official numbers quoted like >>218272464 are always bullshit.
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>>218270345
>khamenei is actually dead
>iran upper crust gens a video with chinese AI to make it look like he's still alive
>the era of cyberpunk kagemusha begins
this would be so kino
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>>218275197
You can tell just by the head to body ratio usually. It's an instant giveaway for manletism.
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>>218274133
He looks like he digs tunnels under NY
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>>218269968
Tough break, carnal
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>>218272187
he's literally me
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>>218275183
i am 5'11" barefoot and people were calling me a manlet here when all the retarded zyzz shit started happening. 6ft has always been the magic number and it keeps going up.
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>>218269968
>What would you say to Jesus if you could meet him?
>I wouldn't say shit.
>Really?
>Nah. Bro I kiss him. *starts weeping* I kiss him, I just kiss... I kiss his feet. I wouldn't say nothing.
/OURGUY/
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>>218276043
Cuta Shia...
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i only watched like 2 min of this and i can already tell it's kino
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>another hour long interviewkino with shia
now THAT’S a real one.
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>>218270529
>Schizoid
please learn what words mean
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>>218271746
Sam Hyde bringing 20 indian guys to an interview with this guy was funny
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>>218275726
Same.
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>>218273446
>>218273511
>>218273619
He can’t help but burn local everywhere he is and some people just can’t handle that… That’s a real one right there
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>gives elongated and borderline incoherent answers while forgetting the question halfway through his rambling
his brain is fried
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he talks almost exactly like that methhead mexican rapper "lefty gunplay" now. he's spun out for sure.
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>>218270529
You fundamentally don't understand Shia. He. Had. To. Get. It. On.
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Andrew looks like he has AIDS, wtf
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>>218269968
He seems mentally ill, he's been this way for years but now it's somehow worse
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>>218278337
Massively mentally ill. Bipolar and possible early schizophrenia. Combined with clear drug and alcohol abuse/addiction. He's a wreck. It's tragic honestly.
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>>218269968
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0byHP1Ki6dU&t=17
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Occasionally throughout the interview he keeps picking up a ladybug on the ground. He’s fascinated by the ladybug. Ladybugs are associated with Mother Mary, and Shia is a Catholic. There’s some kind of unintentional serendipitous “oranges in the Godfather” symbolism going on here
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>>218273511
>>218273446

Was his phone at 1% or something?
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>>218272755
You drank a lot. You weren’t an alcoholic.
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>>218272011
Especially after the new Paramount deal
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>>218278789
>unintentional
Who's to say this isn't Shia's cry for help?
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>>218278789
> Ladybugs are associated with Mother Mary
Wut
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>>218279332
It’s true. Look it up.
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>Some motherfucker said I was performative today. It bothered me
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>>218269968
a bad day for shia
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Shia LeBeouf is a very influential part of my personality, along with Jonah Hill
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it was mardi gras, in the land of his ancestors. he had to get it on.
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I hate nervous manlets like him. They had a lifetime of abuse so they're always on edge and trying to prove something.
That's the kind of person that if nearby will start shit for no reason just to assert himself and make you uncomfortable. You're basically forced to shut his shit down or leave.
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>>218269968
any good memable moments in here?
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>I have to think about it
>I must search for my truth
>I am christian
>I must pray for forgivness, I hurt people

This nigguh just wants to drink but he can`t handle it and it enhances his depression and mental illness.
Nothing more, nothing less
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>>218279793
>”I’m Catholic, bro”
>randomly jumps up and starts walking around in the middle of the conversation
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from my observations and experiences sober life is only good if you have a naturally normie brain. Since everything in society is set up to satisfy the normie brain. if you are not normie and want to be sober you need to be deep into something esoteric or Dionysian that satisfies what drugs and alcohol do.

The fact of the matter is that the for some people a "normal healthy life" is death through monotony.
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>>218279801
He's just a twerp that acts like he's hard because he got ridiculed for most of his life.
It's similar to Jonah Hill. Both got famous for playing a certain type of character, but they both feel humiliated by that, so they're reinventing themselves continuously and trying to prove something.
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>>218269968
the way he turns away to think out loud makes me think he's actually schizophrenic
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>>218279813
>bro I hate monotony and normies so much
>drinks 20 beers every night while watching Sopranos on a loop and/or pretends to play Morrowind, maybe even angles to get into a decisive WW2 discussion on 4chan
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>>218277647
maybe he meant it as schizoid and not schizo or schizophrenic
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>>218279846
unironically...yes

those few hours contain more enjoyment than a month of sobriety
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>>218277647
>>218279855
That’s just the le heckin epic 4chan buzzword. You gotta say it if you wanna fit in on our based and redpilled cool guy club. We stole a flag 10 years ago! Redditors take our posts and screenshot them!
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>>218275726
>>218277687
>I'm 5'11 and people are calling me manlet
As a joke you dumb faggot. I swear the taller people are the dumber they get.
>>>218279780
>why do people shoot up schools, I just don't want to be near them, see them, and if I get near them I need to "shut their shit down" yo
lol
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>>218280007
I'm sorry can you speak up, I can't hear you up here.
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>>218279977
You sound raped ngl
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>>218279819
He literally praised Holes and Even Steven. He thinks hes a great artist and not some low life drunk who beats women
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>>218272355
Redditors think anyone under 5'10 is a manlet just like every man that shits on women is an incel.
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>>218280012
Okay, I'll repeat myself, head on over back to reddi t, where all the real chads are, you'd fit right in
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>>218275726
>>218277687
>I'm not a zoomer! I remember being treated that way over 10 years ago, OGs unite
this place is dead
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>>218280027
Jonah Hill thinks he's a great artist too, I'm sure.
It's clear both of them hate themselves and are fighting against their typecast to extreme ends,
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it's a PR interview to make him relatable after his recent arrest
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>>218280026
Another heckin chungus buzzword, fellow epic 4channel user
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>>218280027
>He thinks hes a great artist
He's a better actor than most of his gen tbqh
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>>218279813
Literally just learn2read, you can be sober, happy and not a normie as long as you have something else to escape into. It doesn't have to be as life-ruining as drugs and alcohol. Dionysus is not the only answer, walk the path of Athena if you want to not shit yourself in public.
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>>218269968
Based interview to be honest. /our guy/
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>>218269968
I think this might be a continuation of his famous, groundbreaking 2017 art piece, "He Will not Divide Us." A truly breathtaking work created by Hollywood's finest. Why'd he pick a fight with a gay man at a bar? Why does he look like a meth head? It's all a part of Shia's ART!

A MASTERPIECE! None of you understand his genius. He is an artiste of his time. Leagues above the likes of the brilliant Jeff Koons, master of the iron hot dog.
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>>218277648
TWO FOR NINETY-NINE
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>>218269968
Has he always talked like a wigger? He's almost 40.
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>>218275183
>>218272668
What is this cope? 5'11 was always the king of manlets. Human men start at 6'
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>>218278374
Go back to R*ddit you pearl clutching normie faggot
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>>218279058
Nah you’re just a deadbeat piece of shit who makes excuses for his chimp behaviour
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>>218280231
What else would it be? Drugs create states they are otherwise attainable only for brief moments and only a handful of times on a lifetime

Your sous nose game job creates hemmorhoids and sweat
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>be me
>freakishly high iq but otherwise entirely unaccomplished
>like drugs and drinking and ez pussy
>develop a drinking habit
>just… stop because I get bored of the sloppy pussy that accompanies it
>develop coke addiction
> just… stop because it’s too expensive
>develop meth addiction
>just… stop because the ez pussy gets gross
>bored of hedonism
>apply for grad school
>get in
>now getting education because it’s less boring than getting high and fucking
>dead sober for years now with literally no effort
>no one in my friends and family know of my prior history with substance abuse because I never did dumb shit like get arrested or od or get into bar fights or steal shit

I am often confused when I see others struggle with substance abuse. and or invoke god or religion as if the entity that created protons gives a fuck about your ability to process liquor. Shia’s just retarded and (formerly) rich and white so he’s lost on a path which enables his worst compulsions without the awareness to consciously avoid these enabling triggers.
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>>218279813
I mostly agree with you
There are no normies that I envy or would trade places with
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>>218280240
Yes
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>>218281222
Meh what are you studying?
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>>218281222
4/10 larp
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>>218279813
people talk like this until they turn 40 and get waterbrain
>b-but it's worth it to live like this rather than be a normie
sure, keep saying that lol
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>>218276043
Is this an actual quote from the interview? I'm not watching the whole thig. That tough guy wigger act he puts up is too cringe for me to handle
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>>218281444
Chill out with these questions, Andrew. 1:01:06 but only because you got trips.
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>>218269968
He's a fucking cuck
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He has no idea who he is. Now he's dirty south wigger crack head arc. Its not character progression its total confusion.
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>>218270217
please elaborate, sounds rather chomo not cholo
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>>218273417
His charges are related to drunken assaultung homosexuals
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>>218279813
I've been trying to be a normie my whole life and I've found the best way to do that, is to drink. It's when I'm sober that I struggle with insecurities due to constant overthinking. As soon as I'm drunk, I'm like a completely different person and suddenly I can walk up to people and hold a conversation. I feel like that's the case for a lot of neurodivergent guys, they just choose to live with it.
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>asked about who is in hell
>doesnt say someone obvious, like mao or pol pot or stalin or some shit
>immediately says martin luther
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There are a lot of though guys and actual gansters walking all parts of nola but this tough guy starts shit with skrawny faggots.
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>>218281667
He's a jew cholo child actor, converted to catholicism but also a libtard, and a homophobic LGBTQP+ ally.
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>>218269968
>i don't remember him being like this in the early 2000s
drugs are one helluva drug
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>>218281221
Your"otherwise unattainble state" isn't worth spending the rest of your life shitting yourself because you wrecked your nervous system and necrotised your fucking brain tissue chasing a high to pretend life is better with machine elves in it.
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>>218281222
>freakishly high iq
>posts here
>bangs junkies



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