House Blackfyre edition
Queen of Love and Bugs!
....semoc eH
If there is no Lyonel in the next season. Then what the fuck is the point of even watching?
>>218278331SOON
>>218278331Its weird they let her do this like you’d think they’d put a stop to it
>>218278338>a Baratheon in DorneWhy would you wish for such a thing?
>>218278365Targ superstitions, the crazies must be blessed or some shit
>no dunk for a year
>>218278376Cause he was absolutely fucking KIIINNNNOOOOOOO
>>218278403Magnificent casting, even if we had to sacrifice street gangster Dunk to make it work
>>218278313>no backlink
>>218278550Blackfyres are dead ends; no past exists for them because they have no future.
>A third of my foot for Duskendale?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!? <_>
>>218278583Pottery.
>>218278603Hurrrrr I thot dat's what youse wanted, milord!
>>218278365Bug collections are pretty normal. It is socially unacceptable, but there are far worse things so nobody actually stops it. They're just grateful it's this and not murdering people.
>>218278639>ywn see grief-maddened Bride With White Hair Helaena roaming the halls of the Red Keep, luring men into dark rooms for their seed and souls
I'd make the Waif my waif
>>218278689https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN82MrcL14I
>>218278726
I'm a little worried about next season of Dunk. This season was a big tourney so there were a lot of memorable characters. Next season is pretty much just the old guy and the spider lady. I'm was hoping they'd "expand" the story a little by having a minor "Where is Egg? Track down Dunk!" subplot in the background with Maekar, but I guess they're not doing that. I'm sort of wondering how they'll fill six episodes. It's pretty much just an hour and a half long story at best, season 1 had some leeway with Dunk and Egg's backstory, the rest of the tourney guests, and Arlan.
>>218278768maybe scromch 2 book into 1 seasons
>>218278696>Yes I'd like to take out an assassination contract. The method has to be very specific though. I'd like them to die peacefully of old age surrounded by their family and loved ones after having a long and deeply emotionally, spiritually, and sexually fulfilling marriage with a cute somewhat tomboyish female assassin. They target? Me.
OK, it's a great song, but, why the fuck did they pick "Sixteen Tons" as the final closing theme?It was so out of place that I was physically taken aback.
Its gonna be a great new episode tonight....... right Dunk-bros???
>>218278811That's what I'd do, but I don't think they'll do that. Season 3 is another big tourney and none of what I said applies. It's season 2 that's the problem.Maybe the best case is that season 2 is 50% book accurate plot, and 50% original Dunk and Egg comradery.
>>218278820It's a leftist meme song, I'm not joking.
>>218278826I trust the plan
>>218278768>Next season is pretty much just the old guy and the spider lady.Ser UselessSer Brownshield nasty pantsVillage militiaSer WantstowedthewidowbitchBlackfyre rebellion flashbacksIntro to the BloodRavenFight between Dunk and Ser WantstowedthewidowbitchCould be kino. I bet they fuck it up by adding nigs and browns to the village levy they train, and making the red widow a complete and total girlboss.We'll see.
>>218278820Because 90% of anyone involved in "entertainment" are retards.
>>218278899I'm not excited about the village militia or the spider lady's steward because neither of them go anywhere. In fact the story is one big subversion.>oh you thought that Dunk would fuck the spider lady?>oh you thought that Dunk would train the village?>no, the old guy and spider lady just get married. That's it. Dunk didn't even need to be there.
>>218278726>>218278745>tfw no bolton gf
>>218278826>50% original Dunk and Egg comradery."Original" will be shit.In the Hedge Knight there's NO Ser Arlan full frontal nudity. There's NO Dunk pissing out his ass. There's NO degenerate "Alice with 3 fingers" garbage. There's NO Maekar saying "fuck" all the time. There's NO brown ass bitche "Rafe" girlbossing Dunk."Original" just means degenerate woke garbage.
Theres only 6 episodes again right? He has to investigate the stream, harass the peasants, go back to useless, go to cold moat the first time, go back and rally and train the peasants (thats a whole episode right there), fight longinch and then the whole aftermath. If the training, fight and aftermath are an episode each thats not really that much filler they would need to pad out the rest. I’m thinking most flashbacks would be smash cuts like when they show arlan hitting dunk like seven times over the years in episode 1
>>218278899>>218278912it will be kino if they do Eustace right. Brainlets miss the fact that Sworn Sword was GRRM's next book after Storm of Swords, the Blackfyre supporters are supposed to be parallels to what is happening to the Stark and Tully loyalists in the main series. Punished for being "traitors". Eustace is basically Greatjon Umber in a world where the Starks never get revenge. Or where Robert's Rebellion fails and targshits slander Ned and RobertOsgrey is an IQ test
I struggle to understand what Egg is saying sometimes. I’m English, so the language isn’t a problem, I think it’s just because it’s high pitched, and his diction is a bit off, like he’s not enunciating the lines properly. At least his balls will have dropped by next season so he won’t be so shrill.
God I love this slut
>>218279054Good morning sir!
>>218279039Yea, the Blackfyre supporters can't really be blamed for supporting an alpha leader given the Blackfyre sword over the beta Targ cunt.Shit happens.
>>218279068Er, hiya!
>>218279065>You will never have a redheaded Irish hobbit for a wife
>>218278912Sounds like you don’t like the source material so why watch the show?
>>218279101Yeah, I think it's a weak story that shouldn't be adapted for television. Shaggy dog stories suck.
>>218279065Bitches like that gain 20 pounds of fat every year.
>>218279118Good.
>>218279118yeah, but it's 2026 and we've got cures for that now.
In the name of the Janitor, I charge you to do it for freeIn the name of the OP, I charge you to suck dicksIn the name of the Frog, I charge you to meme wellIn the name of the Coomer, I charge you to spam you're waifuIn the name of the Oldfag, I charge you to btfo the jeets and redditorsArise Ser Anon Ymous, a Shitposter of the 70 boards
>>218279126Keks........I knew that was coming.
>>218279159>it's 2026 and we've got cures for that now.Meh...dunno bout' that anon. Methinks there's some serious side effects that aren't being talked about now.Regardless, I support fatties getting back to normal, even if they have to cheat.
>finished AKotSK in one goNow what?
>>218279054I'm esl and sometimes had a hard time understunding a lot of the characters. They all speak irish english or something? But yeah, egg's high pitched voice doesn't help either.
>>218279221Watch Babylon 5. Stargate SG1. Rome. Battlestar Galactica.
>is my mother alive, does she know about me?>You ask that? You, who killed your mother to come into the world? You are an ill-made, spiteful little dragonspawn full of envy, madness, and low honor. My promise to Lyanna lets you pretend to be my bastard and display my colors since I cannot undo that promise. And to teach me humility, the gods have condemned me to watch the mad king's grandson waddle about wearing that proud wolf that was my brother's sigil and my father's before him. But neither gods nor men will ever compel me to let you turn Winterfell into another wildling village. Go, now. Speak no more of your rights to Winterfell. Go. Oh, one more thing. The next wildling I catch in your bed I'll hang.
Do you think the Boltons practice circumcision?
>>218279054He's pretty easy to understand desu. Just sounds like a little kid.
Jon Snow the Bastard of Winterfell, Ned Stark’s so called shame, the Black Bastard of the Wall, Lord Snow, the Crow, the 998th Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch, the man who united the Wildlings and the Watch, the White Wolf, the King in the North, the King of Winter, the Dragonwolf, Aegon Targaryen, son of Lyanna Stark and Rhaegar Targaryen, the true heir to the Iron Throne, Azor Ahai Reborn, the Prince That Was Promised, the Song of Ice and Fire made flesh, the man stabbed by his own brothers who came back anyway, killed a queen to save a continent, refused the throne, and walked into exile beyond the Wall like a legend
>>218279326bastid born of rape and a kinslayer, blood always tells
i had a dream last night that samwell tarley was a manager at an asda supermarket.
>>218279502That wasn't a dream.
>>218279502Why would you dream of George working at a supermarket
>>218279502But who are you?
>>218279633The proud lord said
>>218278837>leftistAre you unironically shilling for coal companies?
>>218279680https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splitting_(psychology)
ALL HAIL THE BLACK DRAGON, THE TRUE KING!
how did the Wyls get away with it?
>>218279695This parallel with Lyonel is the best one
>>218279683It's ridiculous that young men have all become contrarian 4channers to "own the woke libs". All the while they're consuming liberal media like asoiaf writing by a baby boomer hippie author who's deconstructing society and the genre. But they don't notice the themes because all their brainrotten minds can process are the swords, others and dragons.Also, Daenerys is a street urchin from Lys and Aegon is the true-born son of Rhaegar.
>>218278944>There's NO degenerate "Alice with 3 fingers" garbage.I was more shocked by this than the horse cock desu. The fact that they made a real 10 year old actor talk about "pleasuring men in their bums" and nobody blinks an eye, especially in today's hyper pedo-aware society, was pretty strange. >There's NO brown ass bitche "Rafe" girlbossing Dunk.That whole sequence felt out of place and almost like a different show, so I'm not surprised.
>>218278313what did the seven mean by this
>>218279838beaut
>>218279529anyone have that GRRM in a wheelchair image
>>218279838>7 2's
>>218279895Four fours
>>218279910two twos
It feels unrealistic that a 9 yr old Targ prince can just wander around on his own constantly without anyone noticing. Wouldn't a prince that age have a full time chaperone of some kind?
>>218279910jagsparoo
>>218278313TAOOBA!
>>218279945*yagsparoo
>>218279967How are you enjoying your watch as the TAOOBA poster? Only 3 more years to go and then another can take over in your stead.
STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!STANNIS! STANNIS!STANNIS! STANNIS!STANNIS! STANNIS!STANNIS! STANNIS!
how far in are you guys?
>>218280157about tree fiddy
>>218280157can't believe what they did to Aegon bros
>>218280157Where's the second R string? WHERES THE SECOND RYO STRINGSTRINGWHERES THE SECOND R
of all the storylines I wonder how will he salvage the whole white walkers storylinecause its insane to spend entire story with this great threat looming over that ends up being total nothing burger in the end, literally just 1 inconvenient night of fighting, not even particularly deadly
>>218280213maybe the real long night was the friends we made along the way
>>218278313egg is icsh
>>218280213Winds of Winter needs to basically be 90% the Long Night 2.0 in order to give any weight and delivery to the Others>Sam blows the horn John gave him in Old Town to try and alert people to Euron and try to get help thinking its a simple war horn>Back at the Wall, everyone hears the horn and the Wall comes down>White Walkers march on Westeros>Important Northern characters get pushed south due to less important but named northerners sacrificing themselves left and right>Euron's ritual either works and calls up some Eldritch God or doesn't and he gets fucked>If it works maybe the dragon horn works as well and a few of Danerys' dragons fly to Westeros to slow down the army of the dead>fAegon takes the Iron Throne then dies like a bitch a few chapters later by getting overrun by the dead>book ends with Dany crossing the sea on her last dragon and helping John and other survivors stop the White Walkers>Bran helps with his Green-Seeing>Dream of Spring is after the Long Night and establishing whatever government comes next whether it be Dany as the Targaryean reign starts a new or something else entirely
>>218280280wat?
>>218278313bros...i'm so bored now... what do i watch now that dunkquest is over...
>>218280310it's time to go ser
Anons made up HOTD season 3 leaks went viral on Twitter so now we have to deal with even more tourists.
>>218280373Why would you watch hotd?
post moments before disaster
>>218280401Because the general and memes are better when the show is bad.
>>218280281Bruh, Preston's fucking fan-fic is better than this putrid season 8 dogshit.
>>218280418The hammer needs to be bigger.
>>218280418
Thank you.
we're never getting the last two novels, that is very clear nowbut at least when Martin dies, do you think his heirs (or Elio and Linda) will at least publish his notes for WoW and ADoS, this way we can actually know how the story ends ?
>>218280281You think George will pull the ultimate fuck you and make Jon actually be Ned’s bastard? That would be funny as fuck honestly.
sex with baelor
>>218280641>Jon is... Actually Ned's bastard and just a decent person.I would love it, asoiaf has the dumbest fandom that's obsessed with savior figures.
>>218280626George has both finished, he has had them finished for years now. He is just sitting on them. It’s going to be a scenario where he dies, directs someone to some safety deposit box or some shit and the books finished along with a few others and a usb drive with a a recording of him just reading off food porn and laughing at people who waited years for it.
I wish I could be Daemon's "comfort boy" and serve him with my boipucci on the last night of his life.
>>218280676Didn’t he confirm he would never do that? Pretty sure he said he instructed his estate to burn all his unfinished note. What a spiteful fat goblin.
>>218280696It’s all part of the ploy, if I wanted to pull prank like that I would make as many people as possible think I am some dumb asshole. Probably leave a fake note too saying some shit about how Elden Ring is what happens to Westeros after Euron does his sacrifice just to fuck with some heads.
Is maekar ashamed of his furry son
>>218280696>Pretty sure he said he instructed his estate to burn all his unfinished noteplease tell me this isn't true
>>218280593You are leaving.
>>218280496literal who?
>>218278726Ugh, you just know the bitch who owns this has bolt-ons
>>218280952/got/s favorite theory fag to hate.
>>218279695I'm getting a stroke from those cuts
>>218280157About half-way through now that I've caight up. I listened to the Hotha/Dayne chapter last week. I'm sure it was very symbolic and everything, but it was also very boring. I didn't care about the Ashara reveal at the end.
>>218278726seek help
>>218281021I enjoyed the chapter though the Ashara reveal didn't pack a punch but it makes sense considering George is a hippie feminist. But what can you realistically do with Ashara? She was the mother of Jon/Dany/young Gryff/moon boy!!! We've been waiting for so long and have so many theories no reveal would actually be interesting, same problem with uncle Benjen.
>>218280157its a bronn chapter when he's musing about his upbringing. he's a northman. he calls himself Bronn Snow and chuckles.
>>218280626>The year is 2030.>GRRM - old, frail and on death's doorstep - is rolled out on a wheelchair for one last press conference.>Hundreds of cameras on him, millions of people watching the livestream.>There have been rumors. About how a bedbound George has gone back to writing. But it can not be true, can it?>George takes the microphone. With a thin, weak voice he declares:>"I've did it. I've always said I would do it. Finish my book. Yes, I've finished the damn book. After all these years, finished my book.>He holds the copy up for all the world to see.>It is Avalon, the long awaited finale to The 1000 Worlds.
>>218281117>The year is 2030.>GRRM - old, frail and on death's doorstep - is rolled out on a wheelchair for one last press conference.>Hundreds of cameras on him, millions of people watching the livestream.>There have been rumors. About how a bedbound George has gone back to writing. But it can not be true, can it?>George takes the microphone. With a thin, weak voice he declares:>"I've did it. I've always said I would do it. Finish my book. Yes, I've finished the damn book. After all these years, finished my book.>He holds the copy up for all the world to see.>It's the Wild Cards omnibus
>>218280157Daenerys... Brightflame? A street urchin of Lys?!George went too far this time!
>>218280626George had to totally rewrite Winds of Winter and Dream of Spring because of the finale being so poorly received. He snaked D&D, who adapted it (the ending) perfectly, by pretending they fucked it up. He has to rewrite it, but also make sure all his foreshadowing leads somewhere.
>>218280118I'm kinda vibing with it man, it helps that I just do it whenever I want to and not whenever there's a new thread.
Cute and canon!
>>218279221sam neils merlin series I recall enjoying
>>218280343In the book did maeker give egg permission to leave with dunk after the tourney?
>>218278313
>>218280513I am six and seven years old
>>218281309I guess the first story ends ambiguously. But the second makes clear Egg had permission.
>>218280641>Jon Snow is Ned's bastard but still by Lyanna.>He actually hates Rhaegar for stealing his fine piece of ass.
>>218281316pfeh
>>218281309Yes. He gives Dunk a signet ring which he is to use in life or death emergencies.
>>218279326An oathbreaker, degenerate, and wildling apologist, who let a treacherous criminal run loose in civilized lands to make war upon his own people. Janos Slynt was the hero the realm deserved.
>>218281456>Janos Slynt was the hero the realm deserved.well it is a pretty shite realm
>>218280310If you can tolerate the hamfisting of Christianity into Arthurian mythology, Pendragon: The Rise of the Merlin isn't absolutely terrible a production.
People often say that Bobby B was a rapist because he had sex with Cersei against her will. However, a careful reading of the text reveals it to be a gross misinterpretation. First king Robert mentions that Cersei guards her pussy as if she had all Lannister gold there. He is aware she does not wish to sleep with him, that's why he patronizes prostitutes. The times he goes to her, are when he is very horny, there are no whores within arms' reach and most importantly, when he is very drunk. So drunk, he doesn't realise she is just jerking him off and has no recollection of the event in the morning. Obviously, a man in such a state cannot meaningfully consent to the sexual activity.Cersei raped king Robert.
>>218281447cool, so I guess they changed it in the show.. Dunks going to have hunting parties looking for them constantly. Also egg is certainly an unruly boy and putting dunk at harms risk. Lil twat
>>218279777>I was more shocked by this than the horse cock desu. The fact that they made a real 10 year old actor talk about "pleasuring men in their bums" and nobody blinks an eye, especially in today's hyper pedo-aware society, was pretty strange. I'll never understand how some people can lead such sheltered lives. Like I grew up solidly middle class in a nice town, and I didn't know a single person growing up who didn't swear, talk about sex(despite knowing fucking nothing about it), constantly try to emulate adults(in a naive and childish way) etc. Repeating an adult's raunchy tale you poorly overheard as if you knew exactly what it was on about is a completely normal thing for a kid to do.Did you grow up fucking Amish or something?
>>218280696>he said he instructed his estate to burn all his unfinished noteWhat estate? His flabby ex-mistress never gave him kids, and she's probably going to die before him.
>>218281516>yfw it was all practical effectsMy dick is SO HARD right now
>>218281516based
>>218281519>>218281447Maekar is missing his ring after Egg leaves with Dunkso its still accurate in some way
>>218281561>Egg lifted that shit while Daddy sleptDemonseed
>>218278313>TARDfyre didn't link to the previous one.
>>218281522He has one, think it’s his wife and his nieces? He should’ve had an heir, without a Christopher ASOIAF is DOOMED.
>>218281492> the hamfisting of Christianity into Arthurian mythologyyou know it was monks who first wrote these tales right ?
>>218281567Blackfyres would never take what isn't theirs. Just another reason Daemon should have won.
>>218281614Transcribed from oral tradition. The monks didn't invent the tales. Besides, even if they had, they'd never have linked Atlantis into it the way Lawhead did.
>>218281627
RETARDBOTSPAMNONSENSE
>>218278313I don't know what any of these acronyms mean.
>>218281625Not your personal army, huehue
>>218281645Too bad /tv/ is an unmoderated shithole these days.
>>218281659Though all jannies do despise us
>>218281670the AI autojanny hates everyone and is utterly arbitrary.
>>218281645SCHIZO
>>218281679
>>218281695I was mocking now-deleted botpost.
>>218281715Extremely basedhttps://youtu.be/lrIKt5uDWZo
>>218281715>NEET WagieIsn't that an oxymoron?
>>218278432It really was, he looks like a young Peter Claffey. Dunk really knocked it out the part with the casting, the only possible complaint is that they should have had Lyonel's actor hit the weights hard for a few months before filming started.
>>218281729You pretend to work in stay-at-home job, but are actually shitposting and 'playing' 5 idle games in other tabs.Neet is a mindset.
>>218281729There’s 3 endings to lifeNEET = Lazy Ant mocked by GodWagie = Slave Mad Dreamer = For Example GRRM writing GOT depsite starving to death. The hardest ending by far
>>218278633I don't like how the show made Edmure a bumbling fool. In the books, the reason he attacked the Mountain's forces before the trap was ready is because he was protecting the smallfolk, not because he wanted glory
Kill the frogLet the man be born
Beeneath the honey, the bitter sting
>>218281520I worded it poorly I guess. I wasn't shocked by the content itself, I was surprised they would dare to put it in and face the risk of being called pedos for exposing a child to sexual themes. Especially with the social media hyper-focus on epstein/pedowood/age-of-consent etc.In comparison, having an old man with a giant cock, while shocking, doesn't risk much in the way of controversy.
>>218281634the character of Arthur was inspired by a christian breton warchief
>>218281516damn, horses are strong. They need a 40 "horsepower" mechanical horse to keep up.
>>218281874Wagie Neet makes no fucking sense, stop saying that
>>218280157>The Kindly Man revealing to Arya that she is descended from Aemond One-Eye through his child with Alys Rivers and has Targareyan and Stark blood, and she needs to get a certain dagger and "become no-one, to save everyone".DnD were right...
>>218281752Is it possible to learn this power?
>>218281716I was mocking schizo.
>>218281912You’re the same thing dumbass. You both waste time or don’t try challenging the game. You’re exactly who that post is for because you can’t see
>>218278313They just released the Aegons show trailerhttps://youtu.be/VgASI-FVDHg?si=HRZbojs-sEHynvmlLololol
>>218281937you're just a fucking idiot who didn't know what NEET meant, fuck off tourist
>>218281948>omg he’s making me think about my chains!!!!!!lol
>>218281974this desperate attempt to save face isn't working, retard
>>218281962perfect thickness, if she had barely bigger tits she'd be a 10/10
>>218278633He wasn’t involved
>>218278837lol boot licking faggot
They could have still won from this point had they just charged at maekars line
>>218282160If if if, too many ifs.
>>218281758Yeah, NPCs don't care about the Smallfolk (which is ironic, considering). It's why they cheered when Rhenys has her girlboss moment in the sept. They could never understand the heart of a character like Edmure.
>>218281962Shes walking slowly to try control the jiggle
>>218281941>first traierstraight off the hot presses from india
>>218282019>>218282198What did I miss?
>>218282198Also if she went from that bottom step to the next one immediately we'd get a clean view straight up main street
>>218281962Post it again pls
>>218282277The Dany bathing scene from the first episode of GOT where she walks naked up to a steaming hot bath.
>>218282160bloodraven is such a fag
>>218282287Ah, nothing of value then.
>>218282243And yet it looks better than your jew slop ever will.
>>218282293And Daemon B is a corpse
>mods remove a fucking webm of a scene from a game of thrones show was also spoiler tagged and only featured an assholy shit this place really is fucking pathetic
>>218282297>is dunkanon actually brownhands?
>>218282329I don't care for Emilia Clark but I'm not brown so I don't fawn over the first average woman I see.
I have you all in the palm of my hands.
>>218282401BASED.
im so bored of westeros, did George never do any stories about beyond the wall or anything.
>>218282422The World of Ice and Fire
>Maekar lost his all his brothers, parents, wife, nephews, 2 eldest sons >welcomed the boulderDang :(
>>218282426interesting, shame the long night show got canned.
just heard the news...F
what news
>DUNK DONT GO TO SUMMER HALL DUNKKK DUNKKKK DUNKKKKKKK
Baelor brainsmear
>>218282441cursed bloodline fr
Blood raven here. Every single Targ death and madness was caused by me. Even the retard who went to Sothoryos. Also me. It wasn’t cursed bloodline…
>>218282546based BR
started watching season 1 again because of good Knight was that first season is so fucking awesome, no wonder it became the biggest shit on earth all the castings are so awesome but I agree with those twitter posts about how girls shouldve been youngernot in pedo way but it changes the whole concept when you see those pics where denerys and sansa are tiny, the dynamic is completely different
Could you imagine if Bloodraven had the sword Blackfyre the whole time? The man who took out every Blackfyre possible had the very sword that caused so much trouble.
>>218282639well course he has it, where else would it be?
>>218282643>Bran's going to bring it back
>>218282322worst thing is that the webm has been posted to death for years, site should've really died in the hack, what a shithole
>>218282684no as we know hodor dies fighting the wights, we konw 'hold the door' isn't literally holding a door its more like holding the pass, Bran practices fighting in hodors body so hodor dies wielding blackfyre fighting the weigts, I'm surprised no-one has mentioned this before it seems obvious, after all one thing about the revelation that bran trains and fights the weigts one thing no-one ever thought about. Where does the sword come from? meera uses spears
>>218282522Goes back to rhaenyra fucking her uncleThe gods cursed them
>retards crying over a mid clip they can find everywhere on the internet you all deserve to get enlisted and wiped out
>>218282736>he does it for free
>>218282736go back to work janny
What was that thing they said about Shields again in Dunc and Egg? I think he was talking to the Blacksmith when they said it?
>>218282748I HATE TOURISTS SO FUCKING MUCH, FUCK YOU
>>218282725which btw also means the descendant of dunk dies saving the realm by wielding blackfyre, its like poetry it rhymes
Dunk's show was the only Westeros thing I've enjoyed since season 1 of GoT
>>218282729Started from Aenar's grandfather
>The sea voyage on the Blackbird is hard for the old man. Sam struggles to tell Aemon what to do, leaving him out on the deck in the rain for too long whilst he is lost in his reminiscences. The maester is bedridden and near death when arriving at Braavos.This fat fuck cannot do anything right WTF do you mean you cannot stop 100 year old man from exposing himself to storms? close the door
>>218282774Same. It's going to be enshitified in Season 2. Mark my words.
>>218282748Oak and Iron guard me well or else I'm dead, and doomed to hell.>>218282760lol get fucked
>>218282812spoonfeeding faggot
So Knight of the 7 Kingdoms was basically the Andor of GoT. It'll fly under the radar because of fatigue but fans liked it.
>>218282811
>>218282828>fly under the radarIt's one of the highest rated shows to date. It is insanely popular. If anything, it's gonna get the Joker treatment because people keep calling it "non-woke"
>>218282828Eh, it's not that good. It's an okay adaptation of great source material, but the bar is so low we will lap up anything decent.
>>218282840Yeah, they really use film/season 1&2 like a 1-2 punch combo don't they. It's going to be brutally shit
>>218282840>Last of Us 1 is universally loved>Last of Us 2 is almost universally hatedShit. You're right. It's over.
>>218279695Kino
>>218282840>>218282851>>218282868they had already started filming season 2 before this season even aired you dumb fucks
>>218281758In the books Edmure defended his position fiercely like any lord would because Robb foolishly underestimated his uncle and didn't tell him of the plan to trap Tywin's force. Edmure's motivation didn't matter, Robb was entirely to blame for Tywin's escape.
anyone have pics of the septon?bts welcome
>>218279695Imagine GoT without D&D ruining everything
>>218282741>>218282744
>>218279695They really liked the guy under a tree relaxing motif
He's a serious man, Stannis. A serious man with a serious cock.
>>218282840>It is insanely popular.Most normies don't give a shit, they've got fatigue by now. I've seen akotsk ads on tvs in public places and no one even looks at them. Some ad for garbo like the pitt comes on and people turn heads.
>>218282902The second part is questionable at best
>>218282878So they already planned for season 2 to fucking suck ahead of time? Your post means nothing
>>218278338So why the FUCK are you in my thread?
>>218280310Same.. i havent watched s2 of hotd but if my choices are being bored and killing myself from watching that dei goyslop, i'll prefer to kill myself. I'll see how really bad it is and be this anon >>218280439I'll relate to wtf is taooba i kept seeing around.
I thought Dunk liked the cute black girl and I wanted to see her tits :/
>>218280310Have you seen their podcast yet?
Did Stannis knowingly kill Renly in the books?Or did Melisandre convince him Renly was going to die, and then use her shadow binding powers to fulfill the prophecy in an effort to convince Stannis that her ability to see the future was real?
>>218282916Ira has said he's trying to be as faithful as possible and the sworn sword is his favorite out of the 3 stories, you are so pessimistic
>>218280310Or extras
>>218282926sh-shitposts?
>>218282980he knew because she first proved herself by killing the castilian at storms end, once stannis had confirmation that really could do what she said he sent her after renly
>>218282999but renly died before the castellan
>>218283008really? dammit, I can't quite remember how it goes now
I'm reading Fire and Blood for the first time right now. And I'm 100% convinced there's a Oldtown/maester conspiracy going on to kill the Targaryens off.Also Aerys did nothing wrong, they really were out to get him.
Is Dunk's face ai-enhanced or is the actor actually that gormless?
>>218283118if there is a conspiracy, goodfuck the schizo inbreds that lost their homeland and want to rule western men
>>218283147thats why they casted him. He looks dumb. Fit for dunk.
How did this thread turn racist against TargAryans? Was it really just Raymun's cider-fulled rage?
>>218282308Enjoy your 3 minutes of content with cuts every 3 seconds lol
>>218283118>(((maesters)))
>>218283172Grey rat hands typed this postThe day of silence will come and you will all get strangled by your own chains
haven't cheched in a while, do we have any hotd s3 leaks?
>>218283240(((targs))) lost, copeyou inbred schizos always lose in the end.
let us all forget hotd exists
>>218283257(((maesters))) will all die out, seethe grey rat
Kingdoms come and go like the seasons, but the citadel remains eternal
The citadel shall fall like a sack of bricks when Death himself rises from the abyss to swallow them all whole
>>218283265Western men, like the maesters, won. (((Targs))) lost.No matter how you try to twist it, (((Targs))) are inbred rootless schizos that lost their homeland, and no one in the West wants to deal with you incestuous "refugees" anymore.
>>218283199>riveted mailleBASED
>>218283258You never know, they might redeem themselves.
>>218283287Targaryens are Aryans, the most western men there will ever be. Cope grey ratYou will all get conquered and crushed like the worthless vermin that you are and will be back to kowtowing just as the likes of Pycelle did.This time, you will die from swallowing wildfire. That is yoir fate, that is your destiny. Deal with it.
>>218283317>(((Targaryens))) are inbred rootless schizos that lost their homeland, and no one in the West wants to deal with you incestuous "refugees" anymore.ftfyyou're not fooling anyone, you're too much of a coward to even attempt to answer for any of their (((traits)))(((targs))) lost. keep coping and respond to this post if you're upset.
when did targs fall? when did the dragons weaken? when they started trusting (((maesters)))such cohencidence
I liked this show better when it was called A Knights Tale and Dunk was played by the Joker
>>218282441deserved for the blackfyre rebellion
Why would anyone attribute ((())) to tall, fair-haired western men and not to incestuous aliens with a tendency for mental illness?
>>218283331>when did (((targs))) fall?God hates inbred schizos that lost their homeland and try to subvert Western nations.
>>218283309doubtful
>>218283327>(((Maesters))) are wastes of skin and oxygen that will betray and rot any House or kingdom they ever are invited to>The most treacherous, snivellous, grubby "people" to ever existYou will all burn like Harren did in his walls. This time, it will be inside The Citadel.
>>218283370Calm down, anon.(((Targs))) lost. The inbred schizos have no power over you anymore.
>>218283357nice try (((maester))) ur not fooling anybody
>>218283388Do you deny the (((Targs))) are inbred or lost their homeland?
>>218283383Go back to /r/thecitadel rat. Your kind is not deserving of association with the rest of nobility. You will all lose when the Day of Silence comes.
Why did Raymun's comments about the Targaryens trigger Reddit so hard?
Has the greyrat conspiracy reached so far that it would seek to suborn even /got/? dark days friends
>>218283413>the Day of Silencehow talmudic of you(((targs))) lost lol
This is an anti-grey rat board. Begone (((clinkers)))
>>218283400he'll never answer you lmao
>tourney at harrenhal will be performed in brit theatres onlyErm... How often do footage of stage plays get leaked?
>>218283429You would know the talmud very well (((maester))), you read from it daily as if it were your law
>>218283453>quotes the talmud>gets triggered when someone points it out(((you))) "people" are always the samebut (((targs))) lost
>>218283044yeah. renly dies, then his bannermen kind of scatter, some join stannis. stannis then tries to go take storm's end since renly is dead and has no claim to it anymore, but the castellan cortnay penrose refuses to yield, so melissadre shadowbabies him too.
>>218283478gotcha
>>218283470>no uSuch projection. I thought (((maesters))) were supposed to be smart. I guess all they teach at the Citadel is treachery and backstabbing these days
>>218283478right of course, I remember now, cortnay refuses to yield storms end and the "suicides"
>>218283490>Such projectionthe irony >>218283453if (((you're))) smart you should be able to answer >>218283400
>>218283400due to eruptions, yes. and thank god for the wincest. meanwhile you don't even have to deny your part in the ruin of many houses and kingdoms, it is a known fact.
>>218278338was lyonel bisexual?
>>218283506>admits (((Targs))) are inbred and lost their homelandGood, you're finally becoming redpilled.
>>218283504No irony, only reality. The talmud is the cornerstone of grey rat education and training. Also >>218283506 has pretty much answered it
>>218278726>>218278930i dont think that backpack belongs to a girl
new thread:>>218283536>>218283536
>>218283509no he's just a happy chap who likes to party
>>218283520good lmao. there is no redpilling, that is as peak as peak Aryans get. grey rat mids wouldn't get it
>>218283533>quote the talmud as part of what you'll do to the maestersdefend the incestuous schizos that lost their homeland and seek to subvert westernersmakes me glad (((targs))) lost
>>218283553Aryans don't practice incest, blood magic or have a tendency to mental illness.That's (((your))) people. The ones who lost their homeland and then lost in Westeros lol.
>>218283556Projection really is the (((grey rat)))'s go to card huh? What was said to (((you))) wasn't the talmud, it was the cold hard reality, (((your))) destiny some may say.
>>218283571aryans absolutely were into occult and blood purity. cope.
>>218283244Yeah, a supposed outline of the whole season. But I'm not sure where this is even from. The anon who first posted it here wasn't really able to say where he got it from.
lol, didn't see that we had a new thread already. Will backlink from there so my posting wasn't in vain.
>>218282348No you’re just gay.
>>218283706>"The Hammer will overthrow the Dragon"okay i get it Alys foresaw Bobby caving Rhaegar and Hugh thought it meant him
>>218283748>unlock the secret of Aegon's Dream within the daggersince they're bringing it up again, I think it would be good to discuss the implications of this revealIf this is canon in the books as well, as it seems the showrunners hold it directly from GRRM, is it possible that at one point the chain of transmission of this secret was broken ? Did all the Targaryen kings knew about it or were there some who never heard it ? What would the chain king by king ? First Aegon the Conqueror (and his sisters) then Aenys. Did Maegor know ? Jaehaerys clearly knew and told Viserys whom we know told Rhaenyra but not Aegon II. In the show Rhaenyra told Jace but did she also tell Aegon III ? If he knew that would explain why while he hated dragons, he was willing to try to get them back. And then ? His sons (Daeron and Baelor) don't sound like they knew. And would have Aegon III told his brother ? Aegon IV certainly don't look like he was aware he was endowed with a world saving mission. Same question for all the kings after him
