What is the most embarrassing /tv/ related tattoo you've ever seen?
artist is talented
>>218291529No way this is real
>>218291529I would never, under any circumstances, get a media tattoo.You know that's really fucked up that people actually have tattoos like this.Tattoos are supposed to have meaning.When I was in the army, I didn't even think about getting a tattoo until near the end of my deployment. I've seen and done some horrible things in my life so when I came back to the states I did a lot of volunteer work which prompted me to get two tattoos of the words "angel" and "devil" in chinese on my left and right wrists so that I can remind myself that I am capable of doing both good and bad things.10 years from now I'll look at my wrists and still have profound thoughts of what went through my mind the day I decided to get these tattoos but the idiots who got them because they like television and film will only see an outdated, obsolete franchise.
>>218291574>"angel" and "devil" in chinese
>>218291529This is on a woman's thigh btw
Looks really good.but rick grimes and joe rogan?
>>218291630Inside you there are two people. Twisted fucking animal and dumb retard
>>218291642imagine the kind of woman who is a rogan peterson fan
>Did you seriously just have personal taste that differs from mine?! >AUTISM ENGAGED
I genuinely can't think of a reason to get a tattoo. Maybe if you were super religious and it truly meant the entire world to you and changed you for the better, sure I guess. But anything beyond that? Fuck no.
>>218291666irony is of course lost on this chud poster
>>218291529who are these people? am i meant to know them?also, this looks very, very fake
>>218291694Adolf hortler and Alex jones
>>218291574according to my translating app that actually says sacrifice and equality, which i guess kinda fits the theme anyway?
>>218291574gem
>>218291547It's AI
>>218291529this is absolutely top tier on a technical level though
>>218291574>>218291630it's an ancient copypasta newfriend.
>>218291574>When I was in the armyfaggot
>>218291666There are things that are objectively embarrassing regardless of taste
>>218291666wasted trips on a reddit opinion
>>218291666Nice try Satan
>>218291574I know this is copypasta, but as someone who got a tattoo with a meaning, all I see now is a reminder of how stupid I was when I was younger, even if I still agree with the meaning to some extent.
Anyone here actually get a tattoo? I'd definitely be up for it when I'm older but frankly there's only a couple things I'd tolerate for myself, either a (christian) cross on one shoulder in black, or potentially a unit badge depending on how my army career pans out from here. Anyone who gets any kind of comedic tv show reference tattoo is a fucking mongoloid
>>218291915what was the tattoo? why do you regret it now?
>>218291937Not going to say and yes.
>>218291944nigga answered neither of my questions do you think there are any tattoos with 'meaning' that would be worth getting? perhaps not for you but for someone else?
>>218291915tattoos dont need to have meaning
>>218291970Sorry, I misread the second question as "do you regret it now?" Why? It would take a long time to explain, but basically it's kind of ugly, I disagree with the symbol itself but not meaning I gave it, but then when people look they just see a symbol and I'd have to get into a long boring cringe conversation to explain it. Thankfully it's somewhere on my body where it's not visible, but it makes it so I never take off my shirt in public. As for worth getting, you have to answer that for yourself. It really depends on a lot of things, why you're getting it, etc. Personally I would say no, you're better off keeping your body as it is, and if I could go back that's what I would do. If I'm being really honest with myself, the real reason I got it is because I wanted to impress a girl.
>>218291529Imagine getting a man's face permanently engraved on your body. That's just gay. Let alone a man you don't personally know, let alone a man who's still alive and might turn out to have been Jimmy Saville 2.0, etc...
>>218292057Sure, but regardless of whether they have one or not, they're permanent. In 10 or 20 years you might disagree with the meaning, if you got it for aesthetic purposes you might find it ugly, if you got it to try an experience, you might think the experience was not worth having a drawing on you for the rest of your life. Ultimately in the grand scheme of things it's just a tattoo and it doesn't matter that much, but again, from personal experience of having a tattoo I regret, I now think they're a stupid idea.
The only thing I would even remotely consider getting a tattoo of.Reminder that tattoo ink fucks up your lymph nodes so you get sick more often and worse than the average joe
>>218291529only idiots and attention whores get tattoos
>>218292185you sound jealous
>>218292236i'm annoyed.jpg
>>218292236attention whore idiot
>>218291656>Twisted fucking animalUmm actually it's twisted animal fucker. There are two dogs inside of me.
>>218291529>/tv/ - faggot podcasters
>>218291529This is the definition of post-ironically funny.
>>218292167kek I was just thinking about thisdo they ever explain why he got this tattoo in the movie?
>>218291529
>>218291529Double your chance of cancer - what's not to like?Tattoos are for retards.
>>218292475Why did he do that arm for Mario when it's just wrong
>>218292393Poor cunt
>>218292475So who would you get tattooed to jerk your pecker every day /tv/?
>>218291529Any pop culture related tattoo is cringe and gay.
>>218292167I've been sick once in the past 15 years. Tattoos are stupid enough, you don't have to make up spooky stories to scare people.
>>218292393What do you do in this situation?
>>218292475This one is kinda funny, albeit still extremely retarded.
>>218292167>>218292468>>218292597There's studies showing that basically anything increases the risk of cancer.
>>218292606Upload a picture of it to the internet with your face visible to make sure you are ridiculed for the rest of eternity and start wearing long sleeve shirts.
>>218292635Namely because he picked the wrong fucking hand.
>>218292661what the fuck don’t tell me that.
>>218291574Lmao, why'd you get them upside down from your perspective?
>>218292698Did you know that worrying about cancer increases the chance of getting cancer? There's a study.
>>218292475The image is mirrored btw.
>>218292721You do realize that wouldn’t make it work, right?
>>218292698Did you know you can kill yourself by drinking too much water?
>>218292702it's for others to see. he's an attention whore.
>>218292606Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>218292749Ask me how I know you didn't try it.
>>218292757Yea electrolyte imbalance
>>218292380Bro have you seen the movie? It's a major plot point.
>>218292606Murdering the tattoo artist would be acceptable in that situation & a jury probably wouldn't convict if you showed them the tattoo
>>218292828Retard
>>218292900>didn't mirror it properlyPhoneposters will NEVER have proper editing software btw.
>>218291529I recognize Joe Rogan, but who's the other guy?
>>218292920
>>218292945>no argumentSee?
>>218292236>Mr. Cool Ice is the self-given alias of Tommy Steinberger, a German man known for numerous tattoos of skulls and the words "Mr. Cool ICE."Can a man with an ice tattoo motif be considered a Real One who Burns Local?
>>218292933My dad.
>>218292933Juden Peterstein
>>218292999Nice trips.>I'm on them xanee bars>My weed is medical>And I ain't had nothin' to eat>But some edibles>Drink a lot of gin>My daughter is a stripper>Jordy P one crazy high-ass nigga
>>218292900anon, it's still wrong.
>>218292933Jim Henson
>>218293049Yeah, no shit. That’s my point.
>>218292757That’s called drowning.
The Tattoo with no name.
>>218293111Bane?
>>218293111>give me the mean hombre
>>218292393He even did the hair on the wrong side.
>>218293132That's a big tattoo
>>218291574>Tattoos are supposed to have meaning.They do have meaning at the time people get them. But then years go by and you naturally start to grow out of whatever you were obsessed with in your youth. Except people with tattoos have to stay obsessed with those things to justify having the tattoos. So these people stay mental children for life.
For you
>>218292967>ice>BurnsWhat do you think?
>>218293298Retarded logic.
>>218293132aye
>>218291915Just have it removed bro
>>218293111Looks like the back of a children's menu at a Mexican restaurant they're supposed to color in
>>218293832Get 'em on board, I'll call it in!
>>218293111>>218293915permanently etch another man's face on to your body is gotta be among the top 5 gayest things
>>218292236Anons jelly of mr cool ice as usual
>>218293860I've been considering it but it's retardedly expensive and I think it will leave a scar.
>>218291915Most people grow up to regret their tattoos. I honestly think they only made sense in warrior times to instill fear into your enemies.People these days seem to believe that getting a tattoo gives you some kind of credibility as a badass or something. There's nothing funnier than seeing some average manlet or skinnyfat guy sporting one who would fold at any sense of danger. If a woman is covered in them you just know they're used goods.
>>218294171Dude, go easy on that strawman. You slaughtered him.
>>218292822>360 degreesilliterate monkey
>>218291689should have just typed "no u" and saved yourself the calories, fatso.
>>218294118Insanely based
>>218294258newfag
>>218294300babby want spoonfd plox
A Xochi tat would be dangerously based.
>>218292167>tattoo ink fucks up your lymph nodes so you get sick more often and worse
>>218294171They're called identity doodles for a reason
>>218294384Took one search anon>Tattoo ink travels through the lymphatic system and accumulates in regional lymph nodes, often staining them permanently. While this migration is common, the ink can induce long-term inflammation, cause immune cell distress, and potentially affect immune responses, such as reducing the effectiveness of certain vaccines
>>218294427>vax cucks get their good-goy card tattooed on their bodies>it reduces the effectiveness of their miracle injectionPottery.
>>218292167Not really. I mean there is a correlation between having tattoos and an increase of getting lymphoma. But it's such a small increase that it's pedantic to bring it up.
>>218294447Are you stupid?
>>218294118Wat
>>218293819Yes, people older than 25 with tattoos have to rely on retarded logic to rationalize still having tatoos. The older they get, the more retarded the logic
>>218294352>>218294522
>>218294569jej
>>218294569Wrong show
>>218294658It's this one because there's an O in the beginningThis makes it a lot less based
>>218294658ah yes thank you
>>218294658>>218294669Yeah this is cringe. That show is just for femcels to get they pussy wet to a different rape fantasy every weel.
>>218293915bravo, Vince
Hard to beat this one
>>218294219>strawmanHe just perfectly described about 50 million Americans
>>218294171>People these days seem to believe that getting a tattoo gives you some kind of credibility as a badass or something.Cringe projection
>>218294258Ubernewfag
>>218294304illiterate hippopotamus
>>218294685unironically a great tattoo
>>218294889It would be stranger if a hippo was literate
>>218294685step aside
>>218292475>start fighting some guys>keep shouting "WAHOO, YAH">get hit and yell "OOF"
>>218294682Chopped and SVU are two of my gay test shows. If you watch them without a woman, you're gay.
>>218292061oh just shut up you self obsessed melodramatic faggot
>>218292236mr cool ice is so cool, i mean uh cool uh fuck i meant cool
>>218292606murder suicide
>>218292475>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>218292236And people say that Germans aren’t based af
>>218291574Hahahaha nigga those are the cringiest tattoos I've ever seen HAHAHA
>>218295260first day on the internet?
>>218295019The worst thing about this is that the font sizes are all wrong.
>>218293604It's called frostbite and it is a kind of burn.
>>218292900
>>218294171>If a woman is covered in them you just know they're used goods.What about women with tattoos that have never had sex with anyone? What mental gymnastics do you come up with for them?
>>218291694cool larp bro, you totally don't know at least the other one
>>218295882>What about women with tattoos that have never had sex with anyone?They don't exist, unless the tats are for some kind of tribal purpose.
>>218296016Figured that's what you'd say
This is the most based /tv/ tattoo I've ever seen. Unironically.
>>218292393EL-EV-VA-TION! Wooo-OOOOOOOO-oooo!Wooo-OOOOOOOO-oooo!
>>218295106I am Ron Burgundy? >>218295758I dunno... this one is pretty amazing overall.
>>218292236Is that Mr CooL ICE?
What’s the fucking deal with tattoos these days They all look ugly and stupid yet every single person under the age of 40 is covered in shitty ink
>>218293132
>>218295260 Calm down, you’re acting like he tattooed Minions doing the Macarena on his neck. It’s just capeshit ink, not a swastika on the forehead.Cringe? Yeah, sure. But at least he committed. You’re in here typing “HAHAHA” like you wouldn’t fold instantly if the artist asked what font you wanted.
>>218292468>>218292167>making up bullshit
>>218295106run borgondy
>>218296052You can try and prove me wrong, but a woman getting a tattoo is generally a 'party girl' or 'finding herself' thing to do which means their holes are getting filled.
>>218295882have you ever met a woman with tattoos that never had sex with anyone? stereotypically tattoos mean theyre easy...
>>218293111Why is the cowboy peeing on the other guy?
>>218295882Literally don't exist. Girl's with tats are always the pump and dump kind.
>>218295882>What about women that have never had sex with anyone?no such thing
>>218291529That's a good tattoo.
>>218291666there is zero personal taste that makes stripes and polka-dots not clash, some things are objectively tasteless
>>218296710Tell that to /tv/
>>218296358>have you ever met a woman with tattoos that never had sex with anyone?Yes, obviously. Hence my post. >>218296349>prove me wrongSee above.>no I need proofI don't see how I'd do that. Either believe me or don't. Besides, the burden of proof is on you that literally every single woman with tattoos has had an abundance of sexual relations (whatever that arbitrary number even is). Common sense would dictate that can't be true. >>218296435>>218296614See above.Why do tattoos bring irrational retards out of the woodworks, anyway? It's a weird phenomenon.
>>218296873>Why do tattoos bring irrational retards out of the woodworks, anyway?You can't get a tattoo if you sit inside on 4chan all day
>>218296240Holy shit I can't stop laughing I'm fucking crying
>>218296873Exceptions don't dictate the rule.Nose rings and tattoos usually point to dafdy issues and high body counts
Only normalfags and npcs cry about other peoples tattoos
>>218296923You haven't even proven your rule. And I didn't propose a rule, bud. I just called out a retarded generalization.
>>218296952A generalization is useful when there's enough people in that group that fit that criteria.It's called pattern recognition.That doesn't change, even if you met the .1% of trad tattooed virgins you claim you've met. (Virgin women are already rare, tattoed virgins are even a smaller percentage.)
>>218296952generalizations dont mean, that they are true for 100% of the people. If I say "humans have generally 2 legs", thats true even if you can bring up rare exceptions
>>218291529This is one of the dumbest tattoos I've ever seen but the tattoo artist is very talented.
>>218296873She lied to you, anon. Just because she doesn't count it, doesn't mean she hasn't had some form of sex.
>>218297057>>218297032That's a lot of talk for no proof of a claim that was already disproven by a single anecdotal story. In case you "forgot" the claim that you're now back paddling from >>218294171>If a woman is covered in them you just know they're used goods>>218296016>What about women with tattoos that have never had sex with anyone?>They don't exist>>218296435>Literally don't exist. Girl's with tats are always the pump and dump kindFeel free to cope and seethe and do whatever mental gymnastics you can muster to save face, I'm going to sleep.But I'll just reiterate what I've already said - a girl can have a tattoo and not be a slut. A simple, reasonable statement that shouldn't have people tripping over themselves to argue over, yet here you are. Goodnight, anons.
>>218296261It’s afraid
>>218297107Not understanding how a geralization works is just autism. A single anecdotal story doesnt disprove shit.
>>218297158shitposting doubles the risk of getting aids and thats a fact
I always wondered why I don't see more tattoos of benzene rings. It's an important molecule in chemistry and the number of chemists who are weebs and would imagine it as a kind of transmutation circle must be high enough.
>>218297221The only molecule tattoos are thc and serotonin
>>218297133is that a knee or an elbow?
>>218291529Should have been the Face/Off cover.
>>218294887illiterate giraffe
>>218297221I Think there is a theory that benzine rings played a large part in the formation of early life
>>218293873
>>218291529During college, when I was working retail, the guy had the numbers from LOST tattoed on his forearm.That was stupid by itself, but this being mid-00s and pre-hipsters, tattoos were in a different place, so it ended with an elderly Jewish guy filling complain to the store manager, feeling mocked by the tattoo (he had his "serial number" from the camp).
>>218291574qrd about this pasta? i see it all the time but idgi
>>218295758>>218296083>didn't tattoo Scooby's paws on his nipplePussy
>>218298323It's just a newfag trap for people who cannot sense an obvious shitpost
>>218298399i thought it was something cool like the sweltering summer of 92