the only good dax editionlast time on /trek/>>218325077
star trek sex with shran
star trek flan with shran
My name is Barash.I am Tosk.
>>218341080>Target the Living Witness
Are we walking in circles?
>The new SpockNever fails to crack me up!
>>218341241>>218341255These count as (You)s.
How is it a (You) if there's no (You)?
>>218341279it's notother anon seething @218341264
With nutrek dead, what have we learned?
>>218341327It's not dead yet, they've still gotta do that Risa comedy! Star Trek!!! Written and acted by our favorite charming negress Tawny Newsome!
the future is amazing
>>218341362>inserts herself as the nigger haired future DaxWhy is this so infuriating?
>>218341477Peak narcissism mixed with equal parts lore ruination, along with a heaping helping of gaslighting.It's like someone you've never met claiming to be your mom and acting opposite of yohr actual mom, while her friends all agree she's your mom and you're a disgusting piece of shit for not going along with it.
>>218341362WOOHOOO*orders tickets to the star trek cruise*
>>218341581you definitely take nutrek more seriously than even she does and for that you should feel ashamed
>>218341581It's also not normal for a Star Trek writer to literally insert themselves into the show.Self-insert characters are one thing, but to also ACT as said character is another
/tv/, I'm here to relieve you of command of your penis.
Was this scene necessary?
>>218341610You don't get to dictate how I should react.
>>218341686proceed
>>218341724all I'm saying is that if I were hired to work on this utter slop shit I would deface it as well. it's not even Star Trek so who gives a fuck I might as well have a laugh at the expensive of whoever is retarded enough to actually care about this shit.
>>218341730Love this guy.
What are the most important rules of /trek/? I don't wanna mess up.
>>218341777The Number One rule is that Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>218341730>>218341776for me its shimoda
Tal Celes
Oh boy I can't wait for my first away mission! I'll write to mom and dad about it when I get back!
>>218341807sexxx
Trekfags, help me out. Now that everythings on Parafag+, I cant watch episodes. I need a high quality screenshot, or even a Webm of TNG S3E1. Theres a scene where Dr.Crusher is in Picards office, and shes got her full red 80s hair going, with a blue poncho on.She looked just like this. I need a screenshot of it.
Wait Jetel was the one who died on Voyager because the Doctor liked Harry Kim more.
>>218341903
>>218341925That'll be all.
Is there still a dedicated /trek/ Discord server? The rapid fire reposts (less than a minute apart, I may add) tell me there is.
The Waze driving app now has a Starfleet Academy mode:The Doctor, voiced by Robert Picardo, brings his signature charm and encyclopedic knowledge to your drive with analytic ease and wit to help you navigate everything from traffic hazards to the final frontier of your daily commute. As The Doctor says, problems are not insurmountable as long as you follow his precise directions.Activate the custom Mood to greet others on the map with a custom icon of the legendary Vulcan salute. Plus, every cadet needs a ship — swap your car icon for the U.S.S. Athena, the brand-new starship from Starfleet Academy.Let's Fly!
>>218341962What reposts?
>>218342004why have a driving app? Google maps has a voice telling you what to do.
Per aspera ad astera
>>218341857D...Does she forget to write mom and dad?
the real shame of nutrek is that it was produced at a pace that would allow for 25 episode seasons if they just put all their resources into doing one series the right way instead of failing miserably half a dozen times
>>218342180they dont have the writing resources to produce one episode
>>218342180The resources are besides the point, they don't have the talent.
>>218342186>>218342230i believe the demands of 25 stand alone eps per year forces good writing
>>218342260You live in a fantasy world of talking teddy bears and castles made of candy.
>>218342166Yes
Star Trek is at a crossroads.
>>218340987
>>218342342i could fix her subspace positronic inertial tachyon breach dampers...
>>218342260i dont think cattle prods and hourly whippings could force them past 1nd grade literacy
>actual hideous and justifiably evil race of villians>only use them a handful of times>move on to esoteric and less interesting species 8472 then the borg are there AGAINvidiians are disgusting and hateworthy and deserved more screentime, i guess they justify never seeing them or kazons in the later seasons by being further along home but it never really feels like Voyager goes anywhere despite that being the show's entire premise
>>218342455george castanza cured them off screen too
>>218342455Did you just say that to agree with yourself and have someone affirm your self agreement? The fuck.
>>218342501Maybe
>>218342441Only the Kobali could do that.Also how the hell does a species evolve that only reproduces by repurposing other species' corpses?
>>218342467i forgot about thatthe brain trust was such a stupid but somehow fun episode >>218342501that's what /trek/ is for isn't it?
>>218342531They have functional junk
>ugh that jellico is such a prick, he makes us... ummm.. uhhh... do our job at a level befitting for the flagship of the federation
>>218342446i am willing to try.
>>218342565He doesn't get the carpet spirit.
>>218342531>anon discovers that 'evolution' in biology is entirely the process of reusing old information and never creating new information
>when she don’t stop suck after nut
>>218342642Aren't Gods canon to trek?
>>218342541They don't, or else why would they revive corpses and call them their children?>>218342642Everybody knows that we all evolved from these ugly cunts.
>>218342531 insects can do something like that
>>218342685They just put their earliest known amino acid chain in our planets primordial soups
This is the most jewish character in star trek by far
>>218342721the female founder is the most jewish
>>218342565>AAAAAAA IS THAT 4 SHIFTS NOT 3 ????!! I AM LITERALLY GOING TO KILL MYSELF I AM GOING INSAAAANE >THERE ARE 3 SHIFTS!!!!
>>218342741She’s too good at sex for that
>>218342756she was a virgin before odo
>>218342721>British actor David Rappaport was the first actor chosen for the Kivas Fajo role, but he attempted suicide over the weekend after a few days of filming were completed.>Rappaport died by suicide two months later, from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in a Los Angeles park on 2 May 1990. His death occurred just five days before the episode premiered.
>>218342767that what she tell you bro please and I suppose you believe Gowron’s a changeling too :skull:
>>218342260High episode counts force you to experiment with tone and genre. One of my favorite things about TNG was how the plot and tone could be anything going into an episode. There was an equal chance the episode would be a low stakes comedy, as it would be a shocking body horror.
>>218342716You mean they put hydrophobic molecules into our mixtures of water? How illogical.
>>218342455They got replaced by the evil garbage men who literally make no sense given how big outer space is
>>218342839Expance on this.
Acquire? Confront? Retreat?
>its Data’s 15th musical instrument recitalHe never even composes his own music this would literally be as exciting as playing an mp3 over the comms
*beewoop*That holodeck program is restricted.
>>218342791Midge
>>218342839The garbage men aliens dump toxic waste from their home planet all over space and for some reason it happens to be a place inhabited by intelligent beings half a dozen times. They’re morally grey too because for them it’s just a way to put food on the table for their families that comes with hazard pay. That doesn’t stop Janeway from nuking one of their ships on the way out in one of their first encounters.
>>218342872Data will try to emulate human behavior. On the Enterprise that means classical music, poetry and journalling.
>>218342941Nobody would ever show up.
>>218340987I know there's a 200 year old Klingon in there somewhere; but ya know what... probably still would
I wonder what body hair pattern Soong chose for Data.
>rewatching random VOY episodes>episode title is "The Fight">think it's the one where Seven fights Big Duane Johnson >it's actually the akoochemoya episode
>>218342969She appears fecund
>>218342969Kurzon was a trill klingaboo
>>218342981Probably whatever he thought women would find attractive. I’ve heard they like the V shaped pattern.
>>218342870I have no idea how this fucking game is supposed to be played. Is it Monopoly?
>>218342565>Yes?>I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE WILLING TO SACRIFICE CAPTAIN PICAAAAAAAAARD'S LOIFE AS A NEGOTIATION TACTIC!>Yes.
>>218343073>Saves Picard’s life with his plan
>>218342839Why not dump it in a black hole or a star?
>>218343100Too far
star trek budding with pran
>>218343100Idk I think it’s like super reactive and the star would explode. Black holes hardly show up in ST now that I think of it
>>218343134black holes were so fun when they were potential portals to far places or different dimensions, something you could enter and come out the farside someplace unimaginablenow that science has determined they're just superdense matter from collapsed stars there's no fun storylines to make out of them
Isn't it strange how the episode where Nog is a Ferengi chudcel who views females as objects is immediately followed by the episode where he wants to join Starfleet? Which would entail treating females as equals and frequently as his superior. But then Nog's chuddy views are just sort of brushed aside.
>>218343171Females are objects in his culture, bigot
>Jonathan Frakes announces that the latest episode of Starfleet Academy will be his final episode as a directorRIP. There will be no more cakes at the bakery of Frakes tonight.
>>218343198>going out on this low of a low notegrimmest of fates
>>218342767No, she had only never had "solid sex" before. She tried it and called it gay.
>>218343171For the longest time I forgot that that first episode was season 3, looking back I naturally assumed it was in early season 1 back when Rom was still a conniving snake plotting to murder Quark.
>>218343163100% of what we know about astrophysics could turn out to be completely wrong and 1,000,000s of hrs of high IQ people’s times and billions of dollars have been wasted anyways if we actually ever go into space.
>>218343246Same. I was shocked to see it's the B-plot in the episode where Bareil dies.
>>218343134There are 100 million black holes in the milky way, it's another case of sci-fi writers being fucking retarded
>>218343300Black holes are one of those things scientists use to fill in the blanks when their mathematical model is completely wrong and they spent years on it
Jeff post
Cold opens that made you lol?
>>218343171Nog would chimp out the moment he’s given orders from a hyoo-mon female.Like an actual nog.
>>218343465That's enough.
>>218343378>ALL HANDS, ABANDON SHIP!>ALL HANDS, ABANDON-
>>218343465>tfw Nog tells Captain Janeway to fuck off and she still promotes him over meFuck my life!
>it's a nazi episode
>>218343531>ALL HANDS, ABANDON SHIP!>REPEAT! ALL HANDS, ABAND-ACK!
>>218343198>>218343221he can still bring back beyond belief
>>218343378i like threevok more than tuvix
>>218343064i think its like gin
counterpoint is crazy goodvoy haters are fags
>>218343744Threevok is the Gogeta to Tuvix's Vegito.
>>218343881Agreed. I think that episode is certainly Janeway at her best
>>218343966Go on.
>>218343100>Why not dump it in a black hole or a star?They say it right in the show. The waste they are hauling is incredibly unstable. Passing nearby anything with a huge gravity well would fuck up the ship and cause a containment breach. Theres an episode where one ship is damaged and heading towards a star unable to change course. They say if the ship explodes in the sun it would cause an explosion large enough to wipe out the entire sector, or something ridiculous. Basically taking out several solarsystems in the blast.I forget how it ends. I think they stopped the ship before it hit the sun? Or did it hit the sun but they found a way to lessen the explosion? I think its the one where they think theres a radioactive monster running around killing people, and the ships flooded with radiation?
What's a good Riker episode? Preferably when he's based, you know what I mean.
>>218342680All the "gods" in trek are beings with technology far greater than everyone elses.
>>218344045First Contact
>>218344045The mental ward one
>>218343952you think they'll change their name again?
>>218344069Q isn’t
>>218344044i think it was going to pollute the sector with some kinda radiation
The disease is spreading>>>/co/152705972
>>218344098Q is a known deciever.
>>218344116I did a >far scape sex with zhaanthe other day but i wont be making a habit of it.
>>218344098The big twist is that Q is actually just some random guy playing a holonovel, and enjoys fucking with the NPCs.
>>218343997I think some of the best episodes are when the main characters intentionally/voluntarily go against either starfleet or their own moral codes. Several good episodes have also come out of main characters being tactically smarter than even the audience might have given them credit for (given the episode circumstances). Another good example would be the DS9 "Pale Moonlight" episode; which is one of their best.So in this episode you have the dude trying to romantically play Janeway as a way of getting to his escaped prisoners (or whatever they were). By this time you've already had the Janeway arc of her missing out on the boyfriend she had back home; so you thin that maybe she's letter the dogs run for a little while with the dude who's trying to player.But then the end comes up, where he springs his trap on her; only to discover that she knew it all along and she was the one playing him. Then she kind of shrugs off the whole thing in a 'you get what you're asking for' sort of a way.She basically acted like Kirk would have acted. Far more deceptive than Picard would have ever been; but (like Sisko in Pale Moonlight), still willing throw an elbow if the situation or her crew required it.It's great Janeway
>>218344045these are the voyages
>watching First Contact>”if you’d like we can prove it to you”>”id like that”>Worf 3 to beam up”bruh they really just murdered that lady without asking how she feels about the philosophical and mechanical nature of teleporterd
>>218343952HBO Max is way smoother than P+. They'll probably keep the HBO name because it's still associated with prestige drama.
>>218344116Rat. Snitches get stitches.
>>218344187I really liked that they didnt write some shit ending where they almost get arrested and have to fight their way out and run away. It was much cooler having the villain not wanting his superiors to know about how badly he got bamboozled by Janeway and just letting them go. He also seemed like he respected her game.>PRAX!!
>>218344187Are you quite new to /trek/? I don't recognize your prose.
>>218344116If you ever want me to kill myself sit me down and have me watch a Western cartoon.
>>218344271Nope, I've been around>>218344255It works because it assumes/requires a certain intelligence (and adulthood) from the audience.It's the same reason why characters like Quark and Garak are so necessary for not only the show, but (practically) the operation of DS9. The starfleet staff may pat themselves on the back for avoiding another prime directive violation; but when they need something stolen they go to Quark; and when they need worse they stop paying attention to Garak. And, for the audience more human than super human; it's occasionally nice to side with the real world in a situation
>>218344337You need to watch all of TNG if you want cred here.
>>218344337What about a western cartoon western?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THWCH2Nwsss
>>218344511Yeah, for sure, I really need to work on my cred here.
>>218344660you'll blend in with the oldfags someday NOT!!1!
how does /trek/ define unwarranted?
watching bab5 and jeffrey combs has appeared as a psychic whos working alongside a vengeful israeli military officer hellbent on destroying commander sinclair
>>218344271You can recognize people on these threads by the way they write?
What's the general opinion on the episode 'Valiant?' I like it, surprisingly dark and I love my boy Nog.
>>218344660You will never have cred here until you dogeza bow to TOS and watch it to completion at least 10 times in a row.
>>218344960I can mostly recognize the discord troon that likes nutrek but that one’s easiest since they stand out
>>218344983i dont like it. they should have gone home after the adults died
>>218344960you should be doing that too, thats how 4chan works
>>218344960someone's been here for less than 6-8 years
>>218344960is this your first general or first day on the internet? what the fuck kind of question is that lmao
>he doesnt change his posting style based on which anon he think's he's arguing withngmi
>>218345326>>218345264>>218345298Why would I bother keeping track of that? I'm not here to make friends. I treat everyone here like a collective hivemind
>>218345350>friendsIt's so you can identify your enemies and bully them, newfag.
>>218345368I have no enemies, make piss not war
>>218345350it's not something you "keep track of." you just observe it
>>218345349This guy gets it
>>218345377You really are new to /trek/. Just give it time, the schizos and trolls will drive you to righteous hatred and then you'll be just like the rest of this awful awful general.
>>218345394I mostly use this site when it's late and I'm tired, I ain't observing shit, I'm using zero brain power when I am on this site.
>>218345401I've been here a reasonable length of time, I just don't really pay that stuff mind
What if Keiko remained 12 years old, Molly remained a wild woman, and Miles remained tiny?
friends are the undiscovered enemies.
>watching "Rightful Heir" on H&I>grown in a test tube like a fungusMan, Warf really laid into Kahless there...
>>218342565>>218342745Why were the Ent-Dorks so against having a 4 shift rotation? Jellico was giving them more free time!
>>218345482worfs a fucking loser. clone kahless was a good guy. i felt bad for him when he found out he was a clone. really burst his bubble
Have you met my wife?
>>218345588Your wifeMy whore
>>218345527theres 4 squads either way. with 3/day one gets a day off every day. 4/day they get no days off, 18 hours between shifts to stay sharp.
have you met my wife (male)?
>>218345527Someone would have to lose/gain sleep. It would fuck up the holodeck goon sched
>>218345469Ensign Ro was almost kept 12
>>218345401I like the goat guy
Why didn't Weyoun 8 use his psionic blast attack on Garak?
>>218345762you're not supposed to remember they could do that
>>218345762>>218345794they can't do that, the whole setup was a psyop
>>218343531after watching this episode so many kids taped firecrackers to their Enterprie-D model and went in their parents backyard and KABLOOOYEE
>>218345762Weyoun was only Psi level 3 and Garak had over 9000 Devious Troll points so he overrode that.
>>218345794>>218345824I prefer assuming they still have it but it functions like a RPG with like a limited usage per day or mana cost, and it just so happens that all the Vorta we see after that used it earlier in the day.
>>218346008We never see it but they routinely used it to discipline the Jem'Hadar. #JLM
What was the out-of-universe reason for the warp speed limit that gets ignored?
>>218346189The writers thought it was dumb
>>218346008the vorta superpower is lying which is about a thousand orders of magnitude more powerful and useful than a snowball-fight level magic missile
>>218346207there's not a single time in the whole show anyone believed their lies though except the literal first encounter when Sisko didn't know any better because he had never met one before
>>218346201But why was it even created in the first place?
>>218346258They should’ve hired Michael Emmerson to play Weyoun
>>218345607it doesn't work like that
>>218346267muh environment
>VOY episode with the Andy Dick EMH was followed by the DS9 episode about MornHoly peak kino. I envy people who were into Trek during the 90s.
>>218345543Was kinda sad he never showed up again, even though he got a few mentions in later episodes. He really just wanted the best for his people.
>Kahless (clone)Oh yeah that happenedand why
>>218345482Why is almost everyone in the Trekiverse completely heartless about clones? Riker and Pulaski abort their clones. They talk about the O'Brien replicant right in front of his face while he's dying.Odo arresting that one guy for killing his own clone was the one time I remember anyone treating clones like people.
>>218346500Riker’s teleporter clone (well Riker himself is the clone) is met with such ambivalence and like 0 empathy too in that episode. Picard is disgusted by his temporal clone as well.
Did anyone else start to hate Riker after this 'sode?
>>218346564Riker being an asshole makes him an interesting character but I would hate him if he were real and I were serving under him, he comes off as weirdly antagonistic to the junior officers.
>>218346840he gives off vibes of insecurity and seems like he would constantly feel the need to "show you who's boss" type thing
>>218346500Probably just early 90s clone fears. Who knows where that tech would be now if Dolly didn't put the fear of replacing God in everyone.>>218346564His man-love for Picard was clouding his judgement.
>>218342108Man Discovery is makes me so upset. Not because it's bad, but because it's not good. They took an incredible time period to explore and they just did the blandest shit possible.It's one of the reasons why I don't care for SNW; their Pike is too nice.
Turnabout Intruder really isn't a bad episode. Janice-Kirk is delightfully unhinged and compelling as a madmanwoman.
>>218345527Because it means more shit to do and you don't get to punch out when your shift is over, you have to stay and finish your work.He's basically forcing the Enterprise crew to deal with losses before they go into combat so they can actually maintain some kind of efficiency when the shit hits the fan. In the mean time, everyone's overworked and understaffed.
>>218346564>'sodeNo, but I hate you.
>>218346981They should've kept those illegal Irish immigrants aboard and used them as cheap labor.
The federation seemingly has no laws against or punishment for accidentally mind raping or killing people in general as long as the alien is sorry or weird enough
Why can’t I stop laughing at the ridiculous fake Indian shit on voyager?
>>218347127That is also true in real life.
>>218342565This was whiplash inducing character assassination for Riker. He of all Enterprise officers should appreciate the importance of being a hardass to your subordinates sometimes. The whole subplot was just pointless filler.
>>218347172Riker had a chip on his shoulder because he really wanted to command the enterprise and after all the bullshit in the first season it seemed like a absolute certainty that Picard would eventually be killed by something but.. he.. just. wouldn’t. die
>>218345631Is it considered remarrying whenever he's replaced by a clone?
>>218342565>>218346564Riker is a baby who clings onto Daddy Picard's leg and wants to inherit the Enterprise when he dies.
i've been watching voyager for the first timeenjoyable but I genuinely want to strangle neelix. Who's idea was it to make him play the character that way
>>218347247yeah, the clones are different enough. i wouldn't remarry 7 or 8.
>>218347271
>>218346981>Because it means more shit to do and you don't get to punch out when your shift is over, you have to stay and finish your work.are you high wtf are you talking about
>it's a "something happens and crew members are trapped with each other in different parts of the ship" episodeKINO!!!!!!
>it's a "star trek sex with shran"NOOO!!!!!!
>>218347494it's what we all demand
>>218347157Minus the accidental part
Are any of the "Autobiography of" books worth reading?
>>218347436>it's a "characters act out different aspects of another character's psyche" episodemostly kino.
Wtf Jeffrey Combs was actually kinda handsome when he wasn't buried in makeup
>>218347721gene roddenberrys one is fascinating stuff, Nimoys 2 as well I am not spock and I am spock, he's a really good writer
>>218347764Thanks, but I'm asking about the in-universe ones.
>>218343171I remember at the start of the episode the Nagus was visiting and he pointed out Nog shortcomings.I assumed in that episode that Nog felt he needed to prove that he was a proper ferengi and that was the worst time for a double date.
>>218347825oh ok, I have no idea I've never read them
>>218346958Mid weird episode taken on it's own, but absolutely terrible finale.Requiem for Methuselah or All Our Yesterdays work better as the season 3 finale.
>>218347757so far I think he was peak handsome in this movie
>>218347874I don't entirely agree, and I also think that shouldn't be held against it. It's not like they planned for it to be the last episode of the season.In defense of it as a finale, much of it features the crew dealing with an erratic Kirk who is compromising his values and seemingly going insane. It even gets to the point of Bones and Scotty planning mutiny. I would prefer it to have been given more focus in the episode than it was, but I do believe that sort of interpersonal conflict between the main cast does add some weight to the plot that is appropriate for a finale.
is there a good version of ds9 out there or are they all low quality compared to tng
>>218348043>>218347874most shows at the time didn't have finales they just ended
>>218348102https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmAXvIu2V5A
>>218348102Full of CGI effects = lol we're not making all that again from scratchDS9 and Voyager will never be remastered, unlike TNG where the majority of the effects were still practical.
>>218348102vertag upscale is the only watchable one I have found
>>218348119Intruder wasn't even meant to be the last episode of the season. They already had a script ready for the next one, which would have been directed by Shatner. They got the news of the series being cancelled while they were filming the last episode.
>>218348146We'll get AI remasters eventually.
If they put me in charge of DS9/VOY remaster I'd end up going over-schedule and over budget just obsessively replacing all the obviously CRT monitors integrated into the LCARS displays
>>218348196there is an AI 4k "remaster" someone was shilling here the other day and it looks like fucking dogshit. our best hope is the laserdisc version.
>>218348196They'll still look like ass because DS9 especially was shot like ass with a smoky filter on the lens the whole fucking show, it's a nightmare for compression so it looks rough even on physical media let alone streaming services
>>218348207Paramount might be able to do it a bit better than that, especially if the remasters won't come for another several years. But I'd expect it to be a mixed bag anyway. The problem with laserdisc is that they never released Seasons 6 and 7 of DS9 or VOY.
>>218346564>>218346840>>218346863I don't perceive Riker this way at all. I feel like the show makes it clear that popularity with his subordinates is one of his strengths.
>>218348447yeah, but he's not the captain
>>218348527no he's the first officer, dealing with the crew is his job
>>218348539its easy to be the guy everyone likes when all the pressure and responsibility isn't on you.
>>218348570ok, and? its the same thing with the real navy. Its completely intentional, the first officer deals with the crew so the captain doesn't have to he can be the friend or the bad guy and the captain is above it all.
>>218341943S3 Crusher haircut was kino.
>>218348605yeah and the original point was that Riker would suck if he was the boss instead of the boss's assistant but you evidently can't read or something
>>218348715no he having learnt from picard would take on a new role, he is doing his job, when he gets a new job he would do that job and use his experience to mentor his own first officer
it's over.
The Garak Show continues.
i just finished enterprise, is there anything watchable in discovery or should i just skip it?what about prodigy?
>>218350113>discoveryNo.>prodigyI heard it's passable, but I haven't seen it for myself since it's a kids' show.
>>218350113prodigy season 1 is okay but season 2 ruins most of it. looking back youd almost think kurtzman killed it on purpose to clear the road for his teen drama trash
Today, Star Trek won.
This episode of The Garak Show was pretty damn fucking good. What would be assimilating with the Borg be on fake and gay Earth? Breeding with a kike and converting to Judaism?
>>218342108
>>218350447
>>218348789He's far too comfortable just coasting along, he's blueshirt Picard if he got promoted to Commander just from time served. He's afraid of responsiblity, both personal and professional which is why he doesn't want his own ship and is still chasing bar whores in his 40s. Apgar was married to a qt and ran his own station, no wonder Will was insanely jealous and murdered him.
>>218350551apgar is stupid cunt its not murder its euthanasia, Will wanted the flagship.
>>218350158>>218350194thanks guise
>>218350551If there wasn’t plot armor Riker would’ve been commander of the enterprise already but Picard just wouldn’t die. He gets turned into a fucking borg and comes back a month later
>>218350596Of course the other side of the problem is Picard not getting bumped up to Admiral, or retiring to pound Vash's gash.
>>218342872>He never even composes his own musicDoesn't he combine elements from multiple artists at one point?
It was nice seeing Nog again for this episode.Holy shit this really hammered in that the Kazons are just Klingons but poor.Akoocheemoya the Highwater tribe continues to bless us. Akoocheemoya.
>Look, this is not an order, it's a request and it's one which you must feel perfectly free to decline.
>>218351204>It'll be all right. Our technology can revive me even if I'm brain dead for two minutes.
Do people sex with old man?
>>218344025Star Trek sex with Hoshi
dukat and dukhat do qat pass it on
>>218351833Isn't it disrespectful to Trill for Sicko to call Dax "Old mang" and not acknowledge the new host?
>>218352080It is based to disrespect women
got a cig in my left hand and some qat in my right nothing wrong on a thursday night
is it even a woman if it doesnt have a vagina?
>>218352206NOW IT'S TIME TO HIT THE PROMENAAAAAAAADE
I don't do drugs
>>218352411All Starfleet personnel are assigned one personal relaxation light.
>>218352437NOBODY LEAVES PARADISE
>>218352103Love from Pakistan.Just finished season 4 of The Garak Show. Skipping on to season 5 episode 8 "Things Past" for more Garak. i hope his new Cardassian lady friend gets stuck in a subspace washing machine and asks bro to help her free her tachyon dampers.
>>218352080I thought it was a term of endearment like Picard calling Riker Numba Wan.
Star Trek Pon Farr with Dr. Selar
>>218340987https://youtu.be/ZHyTBhdsPK0
>>218352080Jadzia doesn't mind because she's like 90% Curzon anyway.Ezri fairly early on tells him to knock that shit off.
>>218353610you can tell ezri fucks her brothers
Would you want to serve under Captain Data?
>alien is blue>favorite drink is blueStar Trek is a high brow /tv/ - Television & Film show
>>218354014>logic based>fully functionalI'm ready for duty, Captain Soong.
>>218354060and Andorian ale was clear in other shows. it's one of those little things that just makes ENT kinda suck.
>>218354060
>>218354060care to guess what color his poo is?
>Why not? Holding another culture in virtual slavery isn't the kind of thing that could go unnoticed.>You have to understand. The Trabe were rich and powerful. They manipulated information about the conditions on their planet. And no one wanted to risk offending them, and losing opportunities for trade.Hmm, seems oddly relevant to recent events.
>>218354014No because he lacks empathy and expects everyone to perform as robotically as he does.Night shift Data however, I fuck with.
So, what happened to them?
>>218354515Imagine how confused the Voth would've been if they found those guys
>>218354549that would be fucking hilarious, especially if it was before their voyager encounter, like 3 extra layers of confusion>why do we share DNA with these lizard things?>why do you share DNA with these lizard things?>why do we share DNA?>wait what the fuck is transwarp?
>>218354085thats not true
>>218354614yes it is.
>>218354623then prove it with a pic
>>218354607And Chakotay still has to be the one to try and explain it
>>218354635 [Quark's]TIRON: A glass of Andorian ale.QUARK: Done so soon? You were barely in the holosuite ten minutes.TIRON: There was no reason for me to stay the full hour.
>>218354515They multiplied and destroyed the local ecosystem, all according to keikaku
>>218354674just need one more. you said other shows, plural,>other showsI have a photographic memory. I see words.
>>218354896>just needtell someone who gives a fuck
>>218354917i accept your concession.
>>218353922
>>218354014>Activate it! Destroy the orphanage station at once!Yes, sir!
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doctor you fucker
where's new? we've crossed the threshold.
energize>>218355635
