One True King edition previous: >>218385248
You're not going to believe this. Renly Baratheon is an ASS MUNCHER.
First for my wife l every other post above is illegitimate
>people thought that Satin is a guy for 15 years because of American reading comprehension>they don't realize single time "Satin's beard" is mentioned it's actually talks about "Satin's perfume in [Jon's] beard"I blame Americans for everything and I'd be correct
good, we are all ass munchers here, especially op
>BEND THE KNEE BEFORE I BREAK IT
Reminder Stannis is reddit and Robert is reddit
>>218392053watch it Stanny
>Stannis is reddit, no Renly is, no-All three of them are reddit. ALL THREE.
>ACK!
>AAAARRGG- ACK!
>>218392079Satin is a boy
>st*nnisfag so mad over the reality he now goes scorched earth lmao
>>218392221Noble death on a battlefield.>>218392195Foolish boy getting squashed like a bug.
>>218392028which frey daughter would you choose to marry ?
>>218392229there's no reason for Satin to be a boy and only defense present was disproven
>>218392243What reality? That 4chan always supported Stannis and didn't give a shit about your homo king?
>>218392256Is 3rd from the right pregnant lol
>>218392248>noble death Lmao. Killed like a beat dog beyond the battlefield>blood magic So overpowered had to rely on magic to slay this chad
>>218392256I can't really see the redheads, so I have to go with the one on the far right. She looks nubile.
>>218392274both tall girls are pregnant>>218392256two on the left and one on the right. They are Frey's so I expect to receive all three
>>218392264That stannisfags are all really redditors and always will be. That is the hard truth.
Why didn’t Baelish kill her? Wouldn’t it be extremely risky to deliver someone who knows about your plan to smuggle Sansa out of Kings landing to Joffrey? Especially if you know prolonged torture would be involved?
The ultimate redpill: House Baratheon is all Reddit
>>218392256Twins in the back look pretty cute actually. But I can't tell if they're pregnant or not
Redditors love Targaryens and hate Robert for killing rhaegar ^^^Fact
Redditors love Robert for killing Rhaegoid: FACT!
why was Aegon being such a bitch to the strong boys? rizzing up Baela, insulting Jace's manhood, then when the punch is thrown he immediately slams his head into the tablei can understand Aemond for his eye but not Aegon
>>218392276>Killed like a beat dog beyond the battlefieldKilled by a teleporting bitch with a valyrian sword after his army supplies got burned by magical 20 good men. Not that different from king homo's death.>So overpowered had to rely on magic to slay this chadSo unserious he seriously thought Stannis was gonna fight him fair and square instead of using the obviously magic bitch at his side. Also>chad>show RenlyLmao.
>>218392028what's his tax policy?
Asoiaf is so complex that any character can be Reddit or 4chan depending on your reasoning for liking them
>>218392305Newfag
>>218392375mommy issues and daddy issues
>>218392375He had his bro's back for the first time.
>>218392378Killed by a woman (LOL) twice his size with a Valyrian steel sword. Couldn't even keep his head on, truly a beat dog (lower than a dog even)>AchadYep. He was too OP for this world that's why the fat fuck had to kill him quick with magic
House Seaworth should sit upon the Iron Throne
>>218392380for norf behind the wall: all first born boys individual taxation North of the Wall: all your boys and sheep
Bloodraven caused the Dance, Mushroom knew this.https://youtu.be/cUIkIwOyqm8
>>218392318why does she have any clothes at all? give the fans their service damnit
>>218392450That's Stannis with extra steps.
>>218392389Pretender
>>218392221never saw him die, I believe Stannis may still be alive
>>218392454w-what's he doing with all the boys...
>>218392256Roslyn
>>218390792>Reminder that warhammer was so massive an adult Ned had trouble lifting it with both hands.... you know Ned Stark, the guy who himself uses a two-handed sword... while Robert wielded it one-handed on the battlefield.Grrm is retarded and thinks warhammers are sledgehammers, and the heavier they are the more dps they do. Real warhammers had small heads, so that you can still be quick, nible and don't tire yourself out. Also, swords weren't heavy either.
>>218392505better question what is he doing with the sheep
>>218392375Brothers having eachothers backIts a sibling thing
>>218392491And here is the st*nnisfag's last resort: copium
theory: Rickon Stark will descend upon Westeros with an army of cannibals and just straight up fucking eat the Lannisters, the Wyman plot is foreshadowing this with Frey pie
>>218390792>you know Ned Stark, the guy who himself uses a two-handed swordValyrian Steel is light, fucktard.
Why did grrm call the fat cannibal WOMAN Manderly?? Is he sexist??
>>218392523THE NIGHT KING FUCKS HIS SHEEP
>>218392511>swords weren't heavy either.there are some swords that weight beyond 6kg. So maybe Bobby B also had "monstrous" Lucerne hammer that weights 6kgIn such case Ned could lift it, but not use it in combat
>>218392507>RoslynYou don't know anything Robb Stark
>>218392442>Killed by a woman (LOL) twice his size with a Valyrian steel swordYour point being? He was wounded after fighting in the front ranks with a numerically superior army and then 2v1ing some Bolton cunts. Then a gigabitch found him and delivered the killing blow after hearing out his last words. Renly would get killed by a stray pebble from some knight horse's hoofs. >Yep. He was too OP for this worldMore like he literally and figuratively sucked off the house that starved him and his brother like dogs when he was a kid. No loyalty whatsoever. Also he's a bitch in the show continuity, literally afraid of blood lmao.
>One Realm! (Dead)>One God! (The Great Other)>One King! (Him)KNEEL
>>218392641If the show had done the Night King wins ending, it would have gone down as one of the best shows of all time.
>>218392489Thanks for sharing your reddit username, now gtfo faggot
>>218392629And therefore he died like a beat dog>he doesn't know how to ally with housesStupid bitch deserved his snow laden downfall. Meanwhile his younger was so bulletproof he had to be killed with magic
>>218392489>regards kids born of incest as abominations unworthy of life
>>218392619Ned’s sword is made of magically lighter steel and isn’t that big. The real swords as big as Ice weigh around 3kg.
>>218392680After you, you are the reddit elder THOUGH
>>218392489Versus>Faggot>Traitor>Tyrell bootlicker>Employs strong woman >Literally has rainbow guard
>>218392256Can I have his wife instead? I always had a thing for her.
>>218392691>Doesn't know how to talk to womenYep, he's 4chan personified.
>>218392691I mean…
>>218392256the redheads were cute - and you get to marry both of them because he didnt give a fuck
>>218392725>more and more compliments Wow, Stanniskeks are so generous.Here, have some peaches
>>218392771He’d probably pay you to take an extraLook at the deal roose got
>>218392769Aemond looks great, so handsome with brown hair
>>218392757you're right, the reddit post present him having Melisandre on his council as progressive but the truth is that Stannis don't know how to interact with womenhe literally adress his wife as "woman" and ignore her opinions and pleas he probably doesn't really regard Melisandre as a woman since she's so mystical
>>218392687>And therefore he died like a beat dogDied with more dignity than most. Brienne was taken aback by his last words because he inadvertently reminded her that she abandoned her duty to pursue revenge.>he doesn't know how to ally with housesGuess Ned should've allied with Lannisters and Tullys should've allied with Freys after Red Wedding.>Meanwhile his younger was so bulletproof he had to be killed with magicThe show had to bend the reality itself to kill Stannis off. I bet you think 20 good men was a stroke of genius on D&D's part.
>>218392773>compliments>Faggot>Bootlicker>complimentsThanks for demonstrating your true colors.
>>218392841Dogs don't die with dignity LOL. He died like a filicidal bitch.Also See Twenty of House Goodmen is the greatest knight of Westeros. Far greater than st*nnis and every man he ever had
>>218392869I know, the colours of a God
>>218392887>Dogs don't die with dignityCorrect, which is why Renly died like a dog.
>stanniskek redditors big madLmao Renly still lives rent free in his head to his dying day. He won.
>>218392906You bore me.
>>218392941You're doing all this for a literal homosexual.
>>218392942Have a peach brother.
>>218392976Why are you offering me Loras' prolapsed asshole?
/ourbaratheon/What a GOD! st*nnis not even once
I don’t get the ironic renly stan rage bait. He’s not a memable character
Don't give that retard (You)s, he is trolling and seeking attention. Ignore him.
nta but stannis is the absolute opposite of memeable desu, he is a wooden guy
>>218392969He doesn't even do that for a book Renly who was somewhat cool, he's simping for the show sensitive faggot twink version of Renly who hates tourneys, hunting and the sight of blood and has to be goaded by Loras to declare himself king.
>>218393096[Grinds teeth]
I am a believer in Book Renly. A chad far bigger than st*nnis or his reddit simps will ever be
>>218392028TAOOBA!
Been blackpilled on Renly by the George approved TTRPG that puts Renly as a worse fighter than Ned Stark
He should won. He will win.
>>218393099Oh look, it's learning >>218393144
That's always been the case, not some sudden learning >least retarded stannisfag
>>218392028
Ok seriously who would ever believe that Renly is 4chan-approved, that's ridic->Loras started for the door. But there he turned back. "Renly thought she was absurd. A woman dressed in man's mail, pretending to be a knight.Oh.
>>218393316Like I said, Renly is /ourguy/And always will be.
>>218393242>always>>218392941>>218393024Right.
>>218393337One based moment does not erase a lifetime of faggotry. He also made fun of his disabled niece, not even 4chan would stoop so low.
>implying those posts oppose anything You really have to be low iq to stan-nis it seems
>>218393211>white boy winter is coming
>>218392481The reason they killed her off is because the actress said she wouldn’t do any more nude scenes because she thought she was famous or important to the story
>>218393363It is the epitome of 4chanAlso not disabled.
>>218393376The point is you posted show Renly until i pointed out that you simp for a twink faggot who's afraid of blood. And then in the very next post you switched to book Renly.
Book Renly isn't even confirmed a fag really but baiting stanniskeks and stringing them along is fun
>>218393425I posted book Renly before too (in the last thread) but your mind is too occupied with stannis simping to notice >>218391765
>>218393427No one cared about either book or show Renly here until you showed up with your faggotry.
Also gifs are gifs, pics are pics, doesn't matter whereOnly stanniskeks are this assmad over them lol
>>218393461Thanks for reminding me of your samefagging.
>>218393477True, all redditors want to talk about his bald stannis and fat robert. Renly is the quiet storm
>>218393503I didnt know your memory is leaving you brother. Seething so much does take a toll on your psyche. You're not you when you're hungry. Have a peach Snickers brother.
harrenhal waters just gave me diarrhea
>>218392375Aegon wasn’t really even being a jerk he was just teasing Jeice a little it really wasn’t that bad Jeice just didn’t know how to handle it because Rhaenyra removed him from KL before he learned to be around other boys (which was Viserys whole point with his ambition to keep them all together). Not sure why he goes after Luke so hard though…the again last time Luke turned it into an unfair fight with Aemond he took the kids eye out so maybe thats why because he wants to neutralize Luke before it gets serious
>>218393674Aegon was just backing his baby bro. I seethe that they ruined their relationship in the show.
>>218393674>he was just teasing Jeice
>>218393381>blue eyes>pale complexion >surrounds himself with like minded ubermensch>successfully converts untermensch enemies and absorbs them into his army>performs air strikes on eastern fighter jets with easeMein King
>Does Rhaynera ever exchange a single word with either of her nephews >Does Alicent ever exchange words with either of the strong boys>Does adult Alicent ever smile These are things I want to watch out for when I watch again because i’m pretty sure the answer is no.Also not sure if Jon and Sansa ever speak to one another in GoT season 1 or in the book
>>218393834>RhayneraMuh Queen
>we lost this kinohttps://x.com/knightofsevens/status/2029946537443291196
>>218393674the kid took out his kid brothers eyeI'd be pissed too
>>218393389>she wouldn’t do any more nude scenes because she thought she was famous or important to the storymany such cases. SAD!
>>218393834One of the annoying things about season 8 is how many of the characters just don't interact with each other. Jaime and Jon don't talk once, neither do Arya and Tyrion.
>>218393834>if Jon and Sansa ever speakThey don't.
>>218393825I cried a thousand tears at this scene.
>>218393552Do i have to explain everything to you, foolish little brother? In this >>218391765 post you pretend that you were not the man who made the thread >>218391614 was talking about despite it being obvious.
No one cares about Renly you retarded samefag.
>he's still seethingKek rent free in his head, like his hero
Did Brienne take it up her ass? Discuss.
>>218392256The Redheads seem fine. Not a top tier qt but like Edmure’s wife but not hags.
>>218394268George really missed the opportunity to do something incredibly erotic when he made Renly so aggresively gay. The threesome between him, Brienne and Loras would go hard.
If Jaime had been Tyrion's champion after his trial as a gambit, would Tywin have picked a weak ass champion so Jaime would for sure survive?
>>218394908If he could but I don’t think he has the right; technically he’d have to coerce Cersei into it. I don’t think he’s technically the boss of Cersei anymore either I think Tommen is the one legally allowed to marry her off or something as punishment
When Rhaenyra has the baby and has to walk to Alicent in the episode after the age-up. Is that just to be a bitch? Or is it like a power flex? Or does she innocently, legit think (logically) that Rhaenyra would send a maid with the baby? Is it having her baby taken from her that was supposed to be the flex? Is Alicent worried if she doesn’t see it soon they’ll have it swapped with a black baby? I can’t figure out whats going on there like they definitely want you think about Alicent’s motivation I just don’t know what it is.
>>218395302alicent was just curious to see if the baby was another bastard
>>218395661So like she didn’t think Rhaenyra would bring it herself? Like she wasn’t trying to be a bitch?
>>218392028>One True King editionReminder:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCr7y4SLhck
>>218394846>George really missed the opportunity to do something incredibly eroticThe story of the entire ASOIAF right there.
>>218395879Fat pink mast is not erotic enough for you? What a fag.
>>218395879nigga please
I should've asked this during peak /got/hotd/dunk/ posting but do you guys still play the CK2 AGOT mod?
....semoc eH
>>218395905For me, he peaked with two sharp-toothed boys in a fighting pit while Aegon watched, while a third child pleasured him with her mouth.
>>218394268Vargo Hoat did, it was only until he tried to plow her missionary that she bit his ear off
>>218395984I do, yes. I tried to get into CK3, but i just grown used to CK2 through years so much that i don't really want to move on. I played last week as a Clawman house (Hardy), trying to keep increasingly retarded Targs in power. I usually like long campaigns, until the world completely stops being similiar to what it looked at the beginning.
>>218396045Weird they skipped that in hotd
>>218395984I have it i can’t get into CKii in general though the couple games i played didn’t really go anywhere
>>218396106do you play with More Bloodlines?anything that you would like to see in it? I still work on fixing the character history files, and the main dev is back now so I might be able to ask him for some small stuff
>>218396148CK2 AGOT is still being worked on?
>>218396110They dodged all the hot shit by deleting based Mushroom's testimonies
>>218396163not CK2 AGOT itself, it's the submod More Bloodlines that adds a lot more stuff to the mod
>>218396148No, i never used it. I just never really cared for the bloodline system that much. I know the mod adds much more, however. So maybe i should try it after all. Do you think it is worth it?
>>218396148I just downloaded the mod, what does more bloodlines do?
>>218395984Yes, I took over Westeros as the Tohren’s son and married the Storm Lady. Ironically ended up being bros with Aegon and when he died I had his sister marry my brother. Only people that gave me issue were the Lannisters and Dorne. But I managed to get them under heel.
>without you i'm a silhouette
>>218396216it depends, the latest version was a bit fucked since an event made the game unstable, someone posted an unofficial semi stable version in those ck2 agot forums, and I'm pretty sure the current git version also has it fixedshould you play it? I'd say yes if you just want more content, vanilla AGOT is still great I'd also recommend it out of a bit of bias because I've added a lot of stuff, I've autistically gone through a lot of houses and have fixed any lore problems and details, and also tried to give characters actual noble wifes instead of peasant onesso if you have any suggestions with that then go ahead>>218396276more events, artifacts, bloodlines, character histories and marriages
you guys ready for the cavill ?
>>218396174They can remove reddit meme dwarf but keep that kind of shit, it's weird because they hate greens and thats peak green le bad
>>218396311I’ll have to check it out.
>>218396403They'll have to backtrack to it if they want to explain Gaemon Palehair later
>>218396311I see. Do you happen to know if that infamous bug with game crashing on the first day of the year has been fixed? I heard that it was beacuse of some event firing, but nobody ever managed to found out what event that was. That was in vanilla AGOT, so maybe it was fixed in a submod or does it still happen in a longer campaigns?
>>218396437They are probably going to remove him considering is not relevant to their vision
Arya in Braavos: Mushroom edition
>>218396453They're cowards at heart, hence the deletion of Maelor
>>218396472That's my point exactly, maelor also contradict their vision
>>218396457what kino is this?
>>218396363Yeah I want show to bomb
>>218396499Ragnarok
>>218396311for example the latest things I've done was making the early velaryons, celtigars and targs (and the targs also married to house scales and qoherys) marry eachother and two generations before aegon's conquest the celtigars and velaryons married into the masseys, bar emmons and sunglasses (since it's mentioned that these houses were more obedient to dragonstone than storm's end by the time of the conquest), I've fixed brandon stark's companions and their parents being murdered by aerys, so jeffory mallister and his dad, kyle royce and his dad (I've also made it so Kyle is Yohn Royce's nephew rather than a distant cousin, not sure if Ryella Royce should be his niece or daughter though), ethan glover is spared but his dad is murdered, finally for now I've fixed House Redfort since there was a 60 year age gap between Horton Redfort and his dad, I forgot to mention but also I've tried giving characters any traits they should haveI'm planning to make it so Duncan the Tall survives summerhall but vanishes without a trace with burns, as a nod to Egg's actor mentioning that Dunk survived summerhall>>218396451I'd have to check that with the lead dev, but I think it's fixed?
>>218396611>I'd have to check that with the lead dev, but I think it's fixed?That would be amazing. That bug is still in vanilla, and ruined many of my campaigns... Do you also happen to know if slavery is less save corrupting? I usually play with it turned off, cause it breaks the game often in vanilla AGOT. As for character history suggestions... I don't know if the submod did that, but from hotd there are few informations about Daenys the Dreamer mother (Her name was Elaena and she was kind of a wrathful bitch).
>>218392028What is the Night King's tax policy?
>>218397503babies
>>218397503He paid the cock tax unlike lord celtigar
>>218392154This. Daenerys is the real queen
>>218397503One baby every once in a while and some Stark bitches to treat like dolls.
stop raping ser
I am reading Fire and Blood and Jaehaerys part is so fucking long and boring
>>218397745The Conciliator getting fucked over by his own kin is worth the read.
What is the exact percentage of George finishing this series? It’s honestly surprising he hasn’t released at least Winters at this point
Let the boy die Let the man be born Maybe George should take his own advice to finish this books
Why did the jannies get mad at us again?
Let the anon (boy retard) die Let the human (chad dragon man) be born
>>218397872They thought the books was being instead of film. Probably misunderstanding
>>218397640
Jon Snow and Tywin are the best characters in this series…
>>218397847I give it about a 5% chance. If he can't figure out how to course correct from his lame duck idea of an ending. it'll be unfinished when he dies.
>>218397911...it's what i would say if I was an 80 IQ youtuber
>>218397927Who’s the best character’s then?
>>218397948
>>218397983Lies. My opinion still stands…
>double set of digits and God gives a tripleOuch
Dany should just stay in Essos for a while. Let her dragons grow up first. What's the rush? She doesn't even know about the Others and if the show is to be believed they didn't even help anyway. If Fake Aegon beats her to it who cares? Just burn him later
>>218397999>>218398011>>218397911God has decided
>>218398019I didn’t get her desire to leave so badly. Her ancestors ruled Essos and saw Westeros as weak. You should learn your past and your future before going after just the future. Aegon The Conqueror understood this
>literally me
>>218398039>muh Throne!That's why.
>>218398057If she was somewhat smart that throne got of “swords” for every Targ killed and before that every dragon. I would have built a new chair
>>218398055It’s okay anon. We all have our parts to play
>multiple digits Red comet…
SansAss
>>218398115Finish your story blud
>>218397847The series? 1%Winds? 10%
>Winterfell gets overrun >bunch of characters die>Jon, Dany, Bran and others escape to King's Landing >everyone else makes their last stand there >one by one everyone dies >Night King faces down Bran, draws his spear >right before he stabs Bran he closes his eyes and it cuts to black>smash cut to young, uncrippled Bran opening his eyes >Sean Bean comes in and tells Bran he's overslept and he needs to get ready for Robert's arrival>Bran's eyes widen in realization, it's made clear he has all the memories of the future >Ned looks at him and asks if he's alright>"Yes father, I know what to do.">DUNDUNDUDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN CREDITS
Who’s your favorite Targ? Blackfyres included
>>218398132molest sansa
>>218398189REBUILD Game of Thrones: You Are (Not) Alone
Does anyone have any more of those old 2013-2015 era /got/ memes from the generals? I lost my old laptop that had them saved. I know they’re in the archive but I’m lazy thaaaanks
>>218397872what happen
>>218398088>literally me again
>>218398192Viserys I for probably being the one who did the most to extinguish the Targs.
The WWs should have just completely bypassed Winterfell. Maybe leave a token force to fight them so they don't catch on. None of the other places in westeros are even remotely prepared. Could really bolster their numbers that way
>>218398192Vaegon the Nerd, who disdained thots in exchange for thoughts
>creates one of the most human stories in existence >can’t finish itI hate this world
>>218398288Hate the writer, not the world. Someone skilled like KJ Parker could probably un-fuck it. but Fat Bastard won't plead for aid
The virgin 4chan favorite fantasy story>40,000 Men ready for space combat. Muh anime pedo The chad real life fantasy story>muh pedo shit but everyone sucks but people still try
>>218398311Just be grateful he doesn't have any kids who will write a bunch of retard bad prequals like Brian Herbert
>>218398361As silver linings go, that is indeed a shiny one.
>>218398192Aegor Rivers has the best sigil
>>218398537>dwagon wingz on muh horseyAegor was a massive faggot
>>218398192Jaehaerys I because he realized there's nothing better in life than to bang your imouto all day every day.
>>218392318>WhyBecause D&D are talentless nepobabby hacks.
so dragons are bonded for life to their riders rightLaenor is bonded to Seasmoke, and fakes his death to fuck off to Essosbut then Addam bonds Seasmoke??did Laenor die an ignoble death off screen?
>>218397983im gonna need this pic with a white monster pls
>>218398192A dead one
>>218398620He probably just thinks hes dead because he hasn’t been around i mean most dragonriders probably die out of sight of their dragons
>>218398620Seasmoke was in on the plot to pretend he was assassinated, Rhaenyra covered all her tracks because she's a genius.
>>218398620what should have happened is Seasmoke follows Laenor to Essos after a while, revealing to everyone he is still alive
>>218398704
>>218396073>Vargo Hoat
>>218398802Amazing
need me an alice
I hope there's no Blackwood cunts in here
>>218398189>send missive to ned saying robert wants to meet him in the tower>do same to robert and tyrion>they go and find bran>he opens the door showing cersei and jaime fucking>"have you ever noticed all the baratheons are black of hair, yet your children are not your grace?">THE WHORE.jpg>"how did you know about this bran">"the rape">"what?">"it was beautiful"
Blackwood thread, Blackwood board, Blackwood website
>>218398802>>218399008seven blessings to you sers
>>218398571Said the anon who fails to appreciate this sheer awesomeness.
Bracken thread, Bracken board, Bracken website
>>218399157jaimes hair dark enough to be a baratheon
Blackwood world, Blackwood planet, Blackwood galaxy, Blackwood universe, all parallel universes and realities Blackwood
>>218399204I blame that on production not narrative.
How did Cersei even know Missandei was a valuable hostage
literally ALL of the rightful claimants to the throne are from Blackwood stock.
Bracken god, Bracken afterlife
>>218399302Because she was written by D&D
>>218399311>Targoid marries a Cuckwood>burns his family alive and his dynasty falls within decadesHmm...
>Winds chapters were cut from earlier books>nothing has been written for over 20 years>GRRM isn't even the author of these books, he's just a publishing fraud like Einstein that is reaping the reward for somebody else's works
shansha
>>218399604Why did she refuse to let Sweetrobin to suckle on her tits, she’s cruel and deserves to be sold to Ramsay
>>218399670She will. She just needs to get impregnated by Littlefinger first for them to start producing milk
>>218399391>a god that controls all of Planetos is half Blackwoodhmmm
>>218399302She didn’t, she just saw a slender exotic woman who was down to bump nubs and had to do something to stop herself from lezzing out. Incest and infanticide are one thing but being a dyke is where she draws the line.
>>218399467If anything he's finishing Dunk and Egg 4 & 5 ever he kicks the bucket so that the show would have something
>>218399810>GRRM finishing anything
>>218399822He finished me off
god i wish cersei would finish me off and then ordering strong to kill me
Gods I wish I would finish inside MILFnyra's soft pussy
>>218399764Yea, the bad half
>>218399902*the good half
>>218399952you pray to children of the forest spy trees
>>218392028the Night King shouldve been the one that rapes Arya
>>218400002to beings that can see everythingyou pray to glittery stars
>cuckwoods praying to surveillance statesThe prosecution rests.
>>218400016> the oneAre you implying that only one person should rape Arya? Everyone she meets, since she escaped Kings Landing, should have raped her
>cuckens pray to paper toysYour honor, have mercy on these fools, they're already dead
>>218400167it would probably give her character development desu
>>218400167Raff...
>>218400125Still not about the trees, Brackenbitch
>>218399170Literally Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle edge, no wonder he couldn't score
>>218400211Leave em, let them pray to toys, their lives are already as sad as it is
>>218399140We all up in this business, because /tv/ is Blackwood grass.
Cuckwoods would probably masturbate to 1984 and dystopian fiction in general.>yes, Big Brother, spy on me more, torture me for my thought crimes, I love your boot on my face
>>218392028why did the walkers make those symbols in the show? the spirals and that cross thing in the first episode, i don't remember if they explained
>>218400263>mad 'cause the Mother didn't bless youSingle word descriptor: MAGIC
>>218385703
We're all watched by the lord even in this world>Bracucks prostrate themselves before false idolsLmao
>>218400211>>218400241>>218400250Your god vs an axe. Who wins?
>>218400296Fifteen thousand crowsYour god vs a pair of scissors. Who wins?
>>218400296Evil. The axe forgets but the tree remembers.
Nothing gives the cuckwood more pleasure than knowing he's a slave in a panopticon.
>>218400276They thought it was cool and mysterious. That’s the explanation
>a single brakek gets stomped like his idols, the threadLolmao
>>218400294>We're all watched by the lord >lord>singular Another Bracken win blackcuck. Even you admit there's only one god
>>218400324Wrong again
>>218400336Yes, the Great Heart Tree, not the seven lmao>unless Bracucks became Rh'lloroids because then it would truly over for them
>>218400336Says the pantheist paper worshipper. R'hllor must be the nightmare of all your idols.
>>218400310Yes, It remembers every time we kill you and poison demon trees. May you never forget
>Brakeks are Rh'llor worshippers nowSomebody stop the damn match!
>>218400356I'd carve graven images of your gods in weirwood you poisoned, then sell them to your children at market, just to curse your house doubly.
>>218400370brackensisters...i have to convert to rh'llorism now, the sevens can't satisfy me anymore
All the little cuckwood can do is seethe as his psyche is desconstructed and his nature as a servile bootlicker is revealed to all.
>>218400370R'hllor is just as demonic and your trees and the drowned god
I just stomped the image of the Father with my foot
>>218400427>brACKeks developing the first bit of self awareness
>gods so powerful couldn't stop 90% of them from being cut down by Andalchads
Spare me, master, I was a good little blackwood slave, pleas-ACK
>>218400423All the deluded Brackfag can do is crawl on his knees in a sept and suckle priest shaft while being ignored by seven so-called deities simultaneously
>>218400205And moon boy for all I know
God I love when these threads turn into another Bracken-Blackwood pointless feud
>>218400446>giving credit to atrocity to figments of the imagination instead of accepting responsibility for betraying his faith
>>218400473Duncan is proof the seven btw
what if Arya had to get raped by the Night King in order to defeat it? would she go through with it? would Bran tell her she looked beautiful?
>>218400489
>>218400502>coincidence = proofNot clever enough to be a ((maester))?
>>218400509We have one sample chapter of winds with Arya and she already turns into massive whore.
>>218400473The hecking tree worshippers had their little surveillance state and still got kicked out of most of Westeros... damn, they must be really weak.
>>218400489It's just foreplay to them, or a Tuesday.
>>218400536Surveillance state is only good against citizens.
>>218400536>takes credit for what blood sacrificing dragon-riding heretics didEvery post you make only shows how ignorant you are
>>218400566Seven worshippers did that thousands of years before the dragons arrived, showfag.
>>218400566Andals did that not Targs lol
>>218400582The Brackens were Old Ways worshippers until they turncloaked after Aegon torched Harrenhal, sucking Sevencock coast to coast is as recent as the Conquest.
>>218400609wrong again blackcuck
One House that makes every bracuck seethe and mald till his hair turns grey. One sigil that blows every brackek's pacemaker.How do they do it bros?
>>218400634Then why were the Ironborn sitting on the Riverlands while Harren was alive? Sevenfags think they ran the continent, but they kept so many enclaves of Old Ways alive it's clear the politics didn't become slash-and-burn until the Targs converted and the septons got WMDs to change the game they'd given up on winning.
>>218400609>He's rightBrackuks got assraped so bad they had to convert
I'm convinced nobody even likes the Brackens but they're willing to larp just because it's fun to have a fake console war thing to shitpost about
>trees supposedly make brACKeks lose their mindshahahahah
>>218400682We choose fire!
>>218400667>revisionist history is the cuckwood's only way of copingIt's not like the iron islanders are even tree worshippers themselves, so who knows where the treeslave is going with this.
>>218400682Nobody does (except a couple of ESLs and BIPOCs itt)
One House that makes every blackcuck seethe and mald till his hair turns grey. One sigil that blows every blackcucks pacemaker.How do they do it bros?
>copying text atpOh no no it's over for brackuks
>>218400693I'm more white (Andal) than you ever will be blackcuck.
>>218400682they're not, back when HotD season 1 aired people were generally in Blackwood's favor and it remained so until one guy thought they would rather LARP
>>218400692>the Seven's faith was so strong they allowed a zealously infidel faith to occupy the middle of their territory and couldn't dislodge themNot a good look for your faith if you have to get dragons to purge heretics for you.
>>218400750Blackwoods are also lame but at least they have the first men magic shit and greenseeing stuff and the anime villain character associated with them, wtf do the Brackens have other than Bittersneed?
>>218400752Worse look for the treeslaves who lost the entire continent save for a frozen wasteland where they still let their lords have the right of first night.
>>218400752I'm not in this fight, but the exact same thing can be said against you
>I'm more white (Andal) than you ever will be blackcuck>t.
A Blackwood GOD controls everything that ever happens on the planet. The only thing that can compare to him is the Great Other.
>>218400776Hardly. From all information, the Ironborn pretty much left everyone except Sevenshitters alone during their occupation. Maybe that would have changed once they ran out of septons to drown, but Aegon and his brides (nice of the Seven to be cool about that in desperate times) showed up first.
Someone shop the two maester jews image controlling everything to House Blackwood and BrackenSource of every conflict on Westeros
>>218400775>entire continent except for the HALF in the North, ALL of Dorne, the Iron Islands, and most of the Riverlands until the ConquestAny way you crunch the math, the Seven were only being hardcore worshipped over about 40% of the continent until the Conquest changed the game. The only way this makes sense is if prior to the Conquest, Seven worshippers and followers of other faiths (except maybe the Ironborn) maintained non-parochial relations with each other enough for coexistence.
When you find the blackwood, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate the blackwoods command
>bracuck already seething because he got BTFO'dnot like this brackbros...
>>218400949Good luck, we have arts to detect the faithless.
Blackwood bros no need to bother with silly brackens, they got assraped into converting to the seven once, they'll get assraped into converting to rh'llorism at some point too, maybe they'll convert to the black goat soon too, it's all that is left of them. They're a pitiable lot.
>>218400931>entire continent except for the HALF in the North, ALL of Dorne, the Iron Islands, and most of the Riverlands until the ConquestNot really, as of those places, only the North remained as tree worshippers, so again, it's a far worse look for them.
>>218400489I prefer the Blackwoods to the Brackens but prefer Bittersteel to Bloodraven
Asha Greyjoy's cunt is my world
>>218401028I like how you refuse to address the context of time passage in your weak defense, but pearl-clutching is a poor foundation for debate. The facts are irrefutable: until dragons showed up and forced the issue, the Seven was not in control of the religious beliefs in Westeros, by territory they weren't even in the majority. Thinking the Andals had faith on lockdown is ludicrous hyperbole.
>>218401065Need tomboy pirate pussy
>>218401065Give Uncle a kiss!
>>218401101>>218401101>>218401101
>>218401071It's cute how you're so bent up on the territorial aspect because the vastness of the frozen shithole with 0.001 individuals per square kilometer is the one thing tree worshippers have. Nevermind that the Seven worshippers control territory which is far wealthier, more fertile and densely populated and are in fact the vast majority of the actual people on the continent.
>brackenshit still seething hereEven cravens aren't this pathetic
>>218401171Cope, I started the reply before the new thread and don't feel the need to relocate my intellectual rape of you.
Yep, lower than a craven, the house br*cken full of them. I rest my case
